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sapnap after about 20 minutes of “subtly” looking for karl inside decides to go outside and look for him, where he finds him almost immediately sitting on the porch with a almost finished rolled cigarette sitting in between his lips.
“cigarettes & alcohol” by oasis plays quietly in the background as sapnap closes the door behind him startling karl,
“jesus you scared me!” karl says shocked by the the raven haired
“im not jesus im sapnap??” he replies sarcastically earning him a light punch to the shoulder,
“shut up with your dad jokes, you fucking loser” karl laughs leaning on him taking a drink of his quarter bottle and passing it to the younger next to him who accepts if graciously.
/i was looking for some action
but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol/
just then sapnap pulls out a deck handing karl one,
“i could’ve used my own, but thank you”
“what are my /Marlboro Red/ not good enough for you??” sapnap scoffs sarcastically
“oh i’m so sorry didn’t mean to offend you” karl fake cries
sapnap lights his own and instead of letting karl light his, he does it for him.
karl scoffs and says “at least take me out to dinner first my god” rolling his eyes dramatically.
“okay where and when?” sapnap quickly replies
“hmmmm im not bothered about the place but next saturday around 6?” karl isnt joking, unless sapnap is then yeah sure he’s joking…
“cool sounds like a date.”
“a date… no one said anything about a date..” karl stutters (“good one you idiot”)
“it’s a date if you want it to be a date… do you want it to be a date?” sapnap questions
“that depends… do i get to kiss you before this date or do i need to wait?” karl claps back looking into the raven haired eyes
“give me a moment to finish this and i’ll see,” he said taking a few last draws of his cig before stubbing it out. looking down at karl’s lips he thinks “yeah i think you do…”
just then karl kisses sapnap, it felt like years had just been lifted off their shoulders. so many years of tension finally freed into this kiss, you could taste the cigarettes & alcohol on each of theirs mouths. pulling away karl smiles “so a date it is”, “thank god” sapnap breathes out before kissing karl again.
“FINALLY” quackity shouts startling the two lovebirds
“fuck off you three” karl laughs as sapnap hides his bright red face from them in karl’s shoulder,
“who confessed first?!” george and dream say at the same time, “this is so important” quackity finishes off
“GET.AWAY” karl shouts pushing them away laughing and closing the door
mr brightside begins to play so george practically flies into the main room
“well if it makes them feel any worse neither of us have confessed” sapnap says shyly
“i guess ill go first since youve gotten all shy,” karl giggles “i have liked you since two weeks maybe after we met, your personality was just so charming and you were so sweet how could anyone not love you, and not to mention you’re absolutely gorgeous” if sapnap wasn’t shy before he definitely was now, he had managed to tuck his face completely into his quarter zip and all you could see were the tip of his ears scarlet red. karl hugged the boy kissing the crown of his head, if youre wanting to go i will wait here all night until ur ready, sapnap made a sound that karl couldnt quite make out…
“what was that?” karl coxed voice sounding like pure honey. just then sapnaps head slowly popped up from his jacket,
/It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?/
“i knew i liked you before i even knew who you were, i saw the way you acted with everyone and i was kinda jealous… i wanted you to pay attention to me like that but you didn’t even know me. then once you did know me you treated me like that and i knew i was never getting out of this” for the third time that night karl lifted sapnaps chin and kissed him, karl then pulled away planting kisses all over sapnaps face until he pulled away giggling too hard.
“TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE KARL” as fast as it came quackitys head disappeared from the door, karl wasted no time running in after quackity. sapnap got up and saw dream and george standing at the door looking like two proud parents
“i cant believe you didn’t tell him first!” dream laughed pushing his shoulder.
“yous are so annoying oh my goddd” sapnap exaggerated,
“don’t worry we’ll hear all about it at the most random time” george joked.
by the end of the night a certain two were found fast asleep on a chair, while dream and george were asleep on the couch. quackity was found crashed on the floor using the beanbag foolish was on as a pillow. while a bunch of punz’s other college friends were too scattered around the house, punz himself in his room door locked.