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Heatwave...
Leslie: Hunh... Hunh...
[Episode starts off in Elmore Junior High, in the corridors. A heat shimmer stretches across the screen, suggesting that immense heat is today's climate. A sitar tune also plays.]
Leslie: (Dehydrated) Need... wateeerrr...
[Leslie comes crawling by, weakly. He is completely withered from lack of nutrition.]
Leslie: I... need... owf-!
[He passes out.]
[Camera cuts to Tobias and Ocho, sitting down against the lockers next to each other, dehydrated and sweaty from the high temperatures.]
Tobias: (To Ocho, exhausted) Dude... You know lots of cheat codes and stuff, could you spawn some refreshment for me?
Ocho: (Speaks codes) B-A-LT-RT...
[A question block appears above Tobias' head from Ocho's cheat code. It dispenses water, which comes raining down on Tobias, refreshening him.]
Tobias: (Relaxed) Ahh! Much better! Thank goodness you had a cheat code that dispenses water!
Ocho: (Casually) That wasn't water. That was motor oil for my uncle's go-kart.
Tobias: HMPFH!?!
[Tobias gets nauseated and covers his mouth, about to puke. He stands up and runs away from the scene.]
[Camera changes to showing the door to Principal Brown's office.]
Penny: (Siiiiiiiiiiiiggghhh)...
[Penny comes into frame and walks by, tired and sweaty.]
Penny: Unh...
[She falls to her knees and passes out, face-planting into the floor.]
[It fades into Principal Brown's office, showing a laptop turned-on fan on his desk making a continued buzzing noise.]
Principal Brown: (Relaxed) Ahhh.... Terrific!
[Principal Brown himself is sitting near the desk, leaning back in his office chair. He is wearing shades and is enjoying himself as the air from the fan strikes his fur.]
Principal Brown: Now it's time to do my job as intended, being the awesome principal that I am!
[He opens up his laptop and gets an overview of all the students in the school from the CCTV cameras. They're all losing their minds from the heatwave.]
Principal Brown: (Speaks into microphone) Uhm yes, is this thing on?
[Camera cuts back to the hallway. Everyone out of class stops to stare at the intercom speaker, as Principal Brown's voice can be heard from there.]
Principal Brown: (From intercom) Well no one can answer me, so I'm just gonna assume that it's on for now. (Pleasantly) Good afternoon students, and welcome back from summer break! Unfortunately for us, the town has been struck with a terrible heatwave, meaning that we're gonna make a few changes to the place! ...
[Cuts to Teri, Alan, Masami and Clare, being one of many listening to the intercom. They all gasp excitedly, expecting good news.]
Principal Brown: (Continues from intercom) ...And those changes will be that there will be NO air conditioning until the heat goes away, to save on electricity bills!
Everyone: AWWWHHHH!!
[All the students in the hallway groans, disappointed. They walk away, grumpily.]
Masami: (Irritated) What a sick joke!!
[Camera goes back to Nigel again. He turns the microphone off.]
Principal Brown: (Leans back leisurely) Now that, will definitely add a bit of money to my paycheck!
[He shuts the laptop screen, but then...]
Principal Brown: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
[...Principal Brown makes a high-pitched scream, startled by something. It reveals to be Gumball and Darwin that startled him, as they are on the other side of the desk, frowning ominously at him.]
Principal Brown: (Relieved) Oh. I got startled for a second, thinking that disastrous events was gonna be brought upon me. (Realizes) Wait a minute, these are the Wattersons... Nevermind. (Gets startled again) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
[As we get a better look at them, Gumball and Darwin are sweltering, dripping sweat from tip to tail. Gumball isn't wearing a shirt, either: Only his pants.]
Gumball: No, we're not here to destroy anything. We're here to guilt-trip you.
Darwin: (To Principal Brown, protesting) Because what you're doing is Wrong!! Why would you force us to go to school when you can't even grant us the proper equipment to get through the end of August??
Principal Brown: Because first of all, you are obliged to go to school by the state of law until you graduate. Second of all, the school can't afford to bring in the equipment due to the cost of all the bills...
Gumball: Why do the bills matter?? This is the future of the children that we're talking about!!
Principal Brown: (Rambles) Well then if you're so smart, then please explain to me how I'm gonna provide for you when our enemy country has gone out of the blue to invade another mass of land, resulting in a chain of events leading to our economy bankrupting from all the participants sharing their profits?
[Gumball and Darwin goes thunderstruck.]
Gumball and Darwin: (Confusedly) Wait, what??
Principal Brown: Exactly, what I just said are terms that your childish brains aren't able to calculate, yet.
[Principal Brown picks up the sunglasses that fell off his face when he got startled.]
Principal Brown: Now if you're not satisfied with what I've told you, then let me suggest that you put some effort into making your own free time as entertaining as possible!
Darwin: (Raises eyebrow) How will that help us??
[He walks up to Gumball and Darwin.]
Principal Brown: It'll help you put your minds at ease from this temperature. (He opens the door behind them) Now get out of here before I call Rocky on you!
Gumball: (Folds arms, indignant) No!! I will not leave this room until we come to an agreement!
Principal Brown: Oh yes, you will!
[Principal Brown inhales, then blows at them, making them both crumble into dust from the dehy. Their dust travels in the air out into the corridor.]
[Once outside the door, Gumball and Darwin's dust assembles again, shaping their bodies back to normal.]
(Slam!)
[Principal Brown slams the door shut on them.]
Gumball: (Sighs) Typical...
[They walk away, ill-tempered.]
Sarah's invites
[Next scene starts in the cafeteria. All the students are wearily trying eat the food on their plates, but prefers to drink water, instead.]
[Suddenly, the doors gets flung open. Sarah comes barging into the room, carrying a whole stack of papers. Her ice cream-face is also slightly melted.]
Sarah: (Quietly; composed) Okay Sarah, this is finally your time to make a good impression! Just act natural, and don't make a scene...
[She takes a deep breath, then exhales, ready to speak.]
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Sarah: (Shouts, excitedly) HEY, EVERYONE!! DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A CRAVING FOR A COSPLAY PARTY!?! I HAVE THE INVITES HERE IF YOU WANNA PARTICIPATE!!
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[Beat. All the students stares at her, bewildered.]
Sarah: Ehehe...
[Sarah blushes and tries to hide her face behind the papers, embarrassed.]
[Everyone casually goes back to eating and talking, ignoring Sarah.]
Sarah: Mmm...
[She winces, shamefully.]
[It cuts over to Clare and Debbie (Julius Oppenheimer's girlfriend) sitting by a table.]
Debbie: (Glares at Sarah) Ugh... Is she doing that again?
Clare: Doing what?
Debbie: (Points) That girl over there! Does she really think that anyone will go to her stupid "Anime" party that she wants to host?
[Camera briefly switches to Sarah, showing her desperately trying to hand out her paper invites.]
Clare: I don't see anything wrong with it?
Debbie: (Irritated) Are you kidding!? She's trying to manipulate people into doing what she thinks is interesting!
Clare: I'd see a good profit out of that! She probably thinks that if she invites one person to the party, then that one person will invite two other people, and so on!
Debbie: (Sarcastically) Okay first of all, she's not doing it for the money. Second of all, that's literally the definition of a pyramid scheme!
Clare: (Thinks) Oh... Is that why it's illegal everywhere?
[Debbie stands up.]
Debbie: (Sighs) Follow me! I'm gonna go talk some sense into her!
[She walks away and Clare follows.]
[Going back to Sarah again, she is now talking to Juke.]
Sarah: (To Juke) Well I wouldn't say that you'd fit in some sort of performance category, but maybe if you fix yourself up, you could cosplay as a Jukebox!
[Uninterested, Juke beatboxes and walks away. Sarah whimpers.]
Debbie: (Behind Sarah) So what are you up to, weeaboo?
[Sarah turns around, seeing Debbie and Clare next to her, smirking at her.]
Sarah: (Pleasant) Oh hey, girls! I was just trying to hand out some invites, that's all...
Debbie: And how's that working out for you? Are you using your (Air quotes) "Party" to invite people to your cult or something?
Sarah: (Stutters) I-I-it's not a cult?It's an event where people will be allowed to express themselves, that's all!
Clare: Oh yeah? And are people gonna (Air quotes) "Express" themselves by joining your cult??
[Debbie glares at Clare.]
Debbie: (Whispers angrily) Clare, I already SAID that! You're ruining my dignity!!
[Clare sheepishly goes quiet. Debbie rotates back to Sarah.]
Debbie: (Arrogantly) Look Sarah we get it, you have no friends and you're desperate to get some! But no one here has the same interests as you, so you should just quit while you're at it.
Sarah: (Scoffs) Pff, speak for yourself! The only hanging out with you is that girl with the pretty hair behind you, while you look like you belong on a vegan's breakfast plate!
[Clare blushes over Sarah's compliment. Debbie gets offended.]
Debbie: Uhm, excuse me!? I'll have you know that I'm the queen of this school, since I'm the bully's girlfriend! How dare you talk to me like that??
Sarah: (Doubts) Nah, the queen of this school would be Masami, since she's richer than you are...
Debbie: (Groans) Ugh!! Whatever, you're worthless to me!
[Annoyed, Debbie walks past Sarah with Clare following her, leaving the scene.]
[...Sarah grabs a handful of her own ice cream and curls it into a snowball.]
Sarah: Heads up!
[She throws the ice cream in Debbie's direction. She glances over her shoulder and...]
(Splat!)
[Sarah gets a bullseye as the ice cream strikes Debbie right in the head.]
Debbie: WHY YOU LITTLE–!!
[Enraged, Debbie tries to charge at Sarah, but Clare holds her back.]
Clare: Debbie!! She's not worth the trouble!
Debbie: (Calms down) I guess you're right. (Acts cool) I have better things to do than beating up some introvert!
[They walk away, giggling derisively.]
[Once Debbie and Clare goes away, Sarah's expression changes. She glances at her invites, then sighs, depressed.]
No Signal Found
[Fade into a new scene, back in the hallway.]
Gumball: (Irritated) Argh!! Stupid phone won't work!
[Gumball and Darwin are strolling once again. Gumball is frantically fiddling with his phone, trying to make it work.]
Darwin: Have you tried turning the Wi-Fi on?
Gumball: (While typing) No, tha– that only makes you connect to random places that doesn't even have the Internet turned on...
[They walk past several other students passed out from heatstroke.]
Darwin: By the way, what exactly did Principal Brown mean when he said that we should make our free time "entertaining"??
Gumball: (Thinks) I don't know... Thinking about it, what exactly is his definition of "Entertainment"?
Darwin: Well since he's old, he probably meant something like playing Bingo, going to the casino, or playing Croquet!
Gumball: (Flatly) ...That just sounds like things miserable people do to make their lives less miserable.
(Pling!)
[A notification is heard from Gumball's phone. He checks it and sees that he has a bar on the signal bars.]
Gumball: (Gasps, excitedly) I got a bar!!
[The bar quickly disappears. Gumball outbursts.]
Gumball: (Furiously) OH, CURSE WORD!!! NYEH!!
[He throws his phone on the floor and stomps on it until it is completely broken.]
Darwin: (Retracts) Dude, calm down!!
Gumball: HOW!?! I need my data to survive!
Darwin: Well it's not the phone's fault!! Don't you remember what happened to our signal provider??
[It quickly pans over to the town's local cell tower, showing it being completely melted from the heat.]
[Camera pans back to them again.]
Gumball: (Shoulder shrugs) Yeah, I guess you're right about that.
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???: Mmmmhhhhnnn....
...
[Suddenly, they hear a loud, distant groan, coming from further down the corridor.]
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Gumball: (Confused) ...What was that?
Darwin: Sounds like someone is in trouble...
???: Auuuggghhhhhh...
[Another groan is heard.]
Gumball: (Weirded out) There it is again!
Darwin: Let's follow it!
[Their ears grows disproportionately larger in size. They continue down the hallway, listening.]
???: Aaawwwwwww...
[The groan is heard again.]
???: Hmhhhh...
[Gumball and Darwin cuts a corner... They see Sarah leaning up against the lockers, sitting down. She is revealed to be the one groaning.]
Sarah: HUAHHHH...!!
Gumball: S-Sarah? What're you doing here?
Darwin: (Disturbed) Why were you sitting here doing "moaning" sounds?
[Sarah goes down on all four and grasps her arms around Darwin's legs.]
Sarah: (Dramatically) Oh, the horror! I thought I was one of many, but the truth is that I am alone in this world!!
Watch me... Watch me as I will roam this earth on my own!
Gumball: (Flatly) Okay, we came here to check on you. We didn't come here for a theatrical performance...
[Sarah sits up straight again.]
Sarah: (Sighs, winces) I wanted to host a party at my house, but it seems like nobody's interested... No one seems to like me...
Gumball: (Nonchalant) Pshh! What're you talking about, you have lots of people who like you! You have me, you have Darwin um... (Nervously) ...Umm... Y-yeah, I think that's about it.
Darwin: (Uplifting) But at least you have us as friends, right?
Sarah: Yeah, but the whole point of the party was to meet new people. (Hangs head) But now I just seem like some loser, forgotten by everyone...
[Gumball and Darwin saddens as they feel sympathy.]
Gumball: (Softly) Oh. I-I'm really sorry, Sarah. Friends can be hard to get sometimes, and that's just the way it is...
Darwin: But there has to be another reason, right? No one turns down a party if they get invited to it!
Sarah: (Thinks) Well, there is one reason. The reason everyone rejects me is because it involves Cosplaying.
Gumball: PFF–!!
[Gumball snickers, trying to contain his laughter.]
Gumball: (Breaks down) PFFT– BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh man, I take my sympathy back... Of course no one wants to attend your party; Cosplaying is for NERDS!!! AHAHAHAHA–!! ...
Darwin: (Angrily, through gritted teeth) Dude!? You could at least try to show some respect!!
Gumball: (Continues; Wipes off tear) Oh wait wait wait, let me guess! (Snickers) Pmff!– The party involves neckbeards dressing up as ponies, right!? BAAA– HA HA HA—!!
(Riiiip–!!)
[Impantiently, Darwin rips Gumball's mouth off from his face. He sticks it like a sticker onto the lockers.]
Darwin: (Exasperated) Are you done?
Gumball: (From his mouth) Yeah, I think I'm done.
Sarah: No, Gumball is right, Darwin. It is a nerdy thing, but that's the hobby that I'm most comfortable with... Sadly, no one else thinks like that.
Darwin: (Unsurely) Well I'm sure there's gotta be someone around here that you haven't invited! Are you sure that you've asked everyone around school?
Sarah: (Thinks) Hmm... I'm not sure...
Gumball: (From his mouth) Yeah that's great and all, but we should probably get going before Darwin gets the idea to help–!!
Darwin: (Cheerfully, interrupts Gumball) Wait, what if we help you with the invites!?!
Gumball: (From his mouth; Frustrated) Dagnabbit, I knew he was gonna say that!!
[Sarah brightens up.]
Sarah: (Surprised) Really? You'd do that for me??
[Gumball grabs his mouth and sticks it back to his face.]
Gumball: (Certain) There's no way that I'm gonna participate in something as silly as that!
Darwin: Too late. We're already doing it!
Gumball: (Folds arms, turns his back on Darwin) No!! I refuse to go through with this!
Darwin: (Smirks) Oh yeah? But think about all the basement-dwellers that's gonna show up!
[He goes quiet.]
Gumball: Hmm...
[A thought bubble appears over Gumball's head. It shows Gumball's thought of how the party will go down, as he and Darwin are welcoming people by the front door.]
[Suddenly, a sweaty, morbidly obese man wearing a ponytail stomps in.]
Obese dude: Hey, Gumball! Hi, Darwin!
Gumball: Hey, dude— Hhhhhhhhhhhhh...
[As he enters and passes by, the stench from the man travels up their noses. Gumball and Darwin's faces melts off completely from the body odor and all that is left of them are their skeletons.]
[The thought bubble disappears.]
Gumball: (Cackles) Hahaha–!! Okay thinking about it, that would actually be hilarious to see.
[Gumball snatches the stack of invites from Sarah.]
Gumball: (Triumphed) LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
Delivering the invites!
[Gumball presses down the "Play" button on a boombox. Smooth Blues starts playing as a montage begins.]
[Gumball (Now wearing a shirt), Darwin and Sarah walks casually in the hallway. As they pass by, they slip in an invite in everyone's lockers.]
[Principal Brown opens the door to his office.]
Principal Brown: (Angrily) What's going on out here!?!
[They pass by. Gumball greets Principal Brown by sticking an invite paper onto his face.]
[It cuts to switching between Gumball and Darwin talking to various people. Gumball is talking to Carmen, Carrie, Banana Joe and Tobias. Darwin is talking to Penny, Leslie, Masami and Teri.]
[However, everyone seems to be turning them down, uninterested. One by one, Penny, Carrie, Banana Joe, Tobias, Leslie, Masami and lastly Teri rejects them and walks away.]
Rejection
[Scene then shows Gumball, Darwin and Sarah sitting down on the ground, still with all the invites intact. They're once again extremely sweaty.]
Darwin: (Exhausted) Okay... I t-think that was all of em'...
Gumball: (Pants) I don't understand. Why is everyone so critical all of a sudden today??
Darwin: Well, we didn't get any students with us. But at least that middle-aged guy over there seems to be interested.
[It pans to Leonard Daniels, holding an invite. He seems to be the only one who accepted it.]
Leonard Daniels: (Awkwardly) H-hello. T-t-thanks for the invite, heh.
[Gumball glances at him, disgusted.]
Gumball: (Normally) No, we are not letting him in.
[Debbie and Clare comes walking by.]
Debbie: (To Sarah) Hey, Sarah! I see you finally got some people to join your cult! (Gasps) Oh wait, they're your friends!
Clare: (Mockingly) ...The only ones you have!
[They stroll away, laughing. Sarah growls at them angrily.]
Gumball: (Incensed) Alright, I'm not gonna tolerate bullies like that!!
[Gumball stands up and prepares to fight the girls, tensing his muscles.]
Darwin: (Raises eyebrow) ...You're gonna beat up a girl??
Gumball: (Stutters) Erm um... Well, um... uhhh... (Gives up) No...
[He sits down on the floor again, shamefully.]
[Bobert then comes crawling by on all fours on the ground.]
Bobert: (Drained of energy) MUST. GET TO CLASS. MUST. GET TO CLASS. MUST. GET Toooooooooo....
[He malfunctions and powers off.]
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Darwin: (Ponders) Wait a minute... Heat? ...Cosplay? ... (Realizes) That's it! Of course no one wants to cosplay, it's so obvious!!
Sarah: W-what do you mean?
Darwin: (Eased) Think about it! Why would anyone want to dress up in a costume that would make you boil inside of it? It's the weather that ruins your chances!
Sarah: So what are we gonna do about it? We can't just make it colder!
Gumball: (Smugly) Oh yes, we can! And I think I know how... Darwin! Remember the other day when we saw that they had a clearance on all the air conditioners at the electronic store?
Darwin: Oh yeah! Because they knew that the climate was gonna change but everyone was in denial?
Sarah: So lemme guess, that's our next location?
Gumball: Precisely! And I know just the way how we're gonna persuade Larry into giving us all the AC's we can grab!
Electronic Giant
[Gumball, Darwin and Sarah are walking down the side of the road. The sun is scorching hot, as they're seen with umbrellas as their shade, sparing them from getting struck by the rays.]
[Gumball is seen searching around for a signal on Darwin's phone.]
Gumball: (Holding Darwin's phone) Gee, thanks for lending me your phone, Darwin!
Darwin: No worries. I had to give in after you nagged about it for the fifteenth time. Thanks for the umbrellas, Sarah!
Sarah: (Politely) Don't mention it. As an ice cream, I'm pretty much used to being allergic to the sun, so I had these laying around— OUF!!!
[Without looking, Darwin and Sarah walks right into Gumball, who has come to a stop.]
Gumball: (Glances to his right) Well I knew it was bad, but I didn't think it was umm... that bad.
[It is shown that he is looking up at the cell tower, now at the verge of collapsing from being molten.]
Darwin: (In shock) Well at least it hasn't imploded on itself.
(Pling!)
[A notification bell is heard from Darwin's phone.]
Gumball: (Gasps) I got a signal! And it's not going away!!
[Gumball takes a selfie of himself. He then starts typing rapidly on the screen.]
Gumball: "Hashtag: Grr... Warm Mondays" DA– Uh!--
[He gets interrupted as Darwin snatches his phone away from him.]
Darwin: (Miffed) I think that's enough hashtagging for you.
Sarah: But wait, if this is where the cell tower is, and if the electronic store provides the signal for us, then that must mean...
[Camera zooms out, revealing a building next to the cell tower. It has a blue and yellow sign that says "ELECTRONIC GIANT".]
Gumball: Huh. Whaddaya know. (References "Best Buy") Doesn't it look awfully familiar to another retail?
Darwin: Yeah, but we're not allowed to mention that.
[Cuts to inside the store. Gumball, Darwin and Sarah enter through the automatic door. They immediately get welcomed by Larry.]
Gumball: Hey, Larry! We're here to make a deal–...
Larry: (Interrupts) No.
Gumball: (Exclaims) What do you mean "No"!? We just entered the store!!
Larry: I said "No" because as soon as you said the word "deal", I knew it was gonna be a bad one!
Gumball: But you haven't even heard my proposition, yet!
Larry: (Flatly) Yeah, but considering the fact that you're a Watterson, I'm already expecting the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals...
Darwin: (Implores) C'mon Larry, this heat is ruining us! All we need is your air conditioners behind you and we'll be out of your way.
[Larry glances over his shoulder, seeing all the air conditioners stacked up behind him.]
Larry: (Indignant) There's no way I'm gonna let you leave the store with all our AC's! That would be a complete sham!
Gumball: (Smirks) Oh yeah? Well, maybe this will change your mind!
[Gumball hands Larry two 100-dollar bills. He stares at them blankly.]
Larry: (Unamused) Two-hundred dollars?
Gumball: Yeah! T-that's what they cost, right?
Larry: (Lowers eyebrows) That's what they cost, each. You're only gonna leave this place with one AC...
Sarah: (Shocked) What!?! But we need all of them!!
Larry: Then you better come with a higher offer than that!
Gumball: Well, then maybe you should check again.
Larry: Huh??
[He rotates back to the AC's. On the price tag, one of the 0's has been crossed out with a marker, making it say "20 dollars" instead of "200 dollars".]
Gumball: Seems like your boss changed the price while you weren't looking!
Larry: (Protests) Yeah well that only gives you ten AC's, and not all of them!
Gumball: Check again.
[Larry rotates back to the price tag. Another 0 has been crossed out, changing the price to only 2 dollars.]
Gumball: (Taunts with money) I think this should be enough to cover for all of em'.
Larry: Hmm...
[Suspiciously, Larry glares at them. Gumball, Darwin and Sarah smiles nervously.]
Larry: Hmm...
[Larry squints his eyes even harder. The kids start sweating.]
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Larry: (Sighs, reluctant) Alright, fine...
Gumball, Darwin and Sarah: (Cheerfully) Yaaaayyy!!
[The kids shares a hug, victiorious.]
[But then Larry snatches the dollar bills from Gumball.]
Larry: But I'm keeping the change!!
Gumball: (Apathetic) Fine by me. You need the money to fix the tower anyways.
[It cuts outside. The doors open automatically and Gumball, Sarah and Darwin walks outside in said order. They're transporting five air conditioners each, loaded onto hand trucks that they're pushing.]
Gumball: (Casually) Thank goodness you had that marker on you, Sarah!
Sarah: No problem! I usually keep one on me in case I need to draw fanart...
[They walk away...]
(CRASH!!!)
Larry: AHH-!!
[...and as they go out of frame, the entire cell tower suddenly collapses and falls right through the ceiling in the store, crushing Larry inside. Scene ends.]
Fixin' it up!
[Outside Sarah's house, Gumball and Darwin are dressed in dungarees, both wielding a hammer and a wrench.]
Gumball: (To Darwin) Ready?
Darwin: Ready!!
[A music montage begins. A cheap knock-off of ACDC's "Back in Black" starts playing, with the lyrics changed. Gumball and Darwin starts walking intimidatingly towards the front entrance.]
Singer: Fixin' it up, I've been a really good pup! Gonna go and cool it down before my guests pull up!
[Cuts to Gumball and Darwin in the kitchen. They're nailing an AC against the wall with a nail and a hammer, while Sarah is watching.]
Singer: With a hammer and nail, and I am good to go! No one can judge me about my new flow!!
[They proceed to be upstairs in Sarah's living room; they're installing an air conditioner there next to the couch.]
Singer: We're trying our best, but we're also having fun! Gumball and Darwin, they are number one!!
[Second from last, camera changes to them nailing an air conditioner on the wall in Sarah's bedroom.]
Singer: LEMME HEAR IT NOW!!—
[Before the chorus comes in, the music abruptly stops. Gumball stares confusedly at something.]
Gumball: Uhm... What are you doing?
[It shows that he is staring at Sarah, who is shoving a whole stack of papers into a black garbage bag.]
Sarah: Oh- um... I was just trying to get rid of my fanart so the guests won't see it. T-That's all.
[Gumball and Darwin looks at each other and shrugs.]
Gumball and Darwin: Meh.
[They throw the garbage bag across the front yard, which collides into the trash cans. The chorus continues.]
Singer: YEAH-HE-HA-HE-HAAH! YE-HE-HA-HE-HAAH!
[They regroup back in the living room, with air conditioners installed everywhere. Gumball and Darwin does a thumbs up to each other, but then...]
((CRASHHHH!!!))
[Suddenly, the AC's comes plummeting down to the ground, as they loosen from the wall.]
Gumball: (Sighs) Alright I give up, let's just put them on the ground...
[Gumball and Darwin places the air conditioners on the floor in different rooms. The music continues playing.]
Singer: And as the AC's fell down from up ahead, they resolve to putting them on the floor instead! YEAAAHHHH!!!
[Once they're done, the bros shares a fist bump, satisfied. The music and montage ends.]
The conclusion
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[Scene fades over to the school yard, back at Elmore Junior High. Everyone has gathered around Sarah. Banana Joe is reading the invite from his phone.]
Banana Joe: (Reads) ..."So if you come to the event dressed up in your favorite cosplay, we will provide you with free drinks, and free air conditioning." (Excitedly) Aw, sweet! That was all that was missing!! Thanks for the invite, Sarah!
Penny: (Among many) Ooh, can I also get an invite?
Teri: Me too, Sarah!
Carmen: Am I also invited?
Tobias: What about me??
[The crowd inches closer to Sarah in the middle. Meanwhile, Gumball and Darwin casually watches everything unfold leaned up against the wall.]
Gumball: (Satisfied) Well, it looks like all worked out in the end!
Darwin: (Confused) Yeah, but what happened to the invites?
Gumball: Oh don't worry, Sarah told me they burnt up in the sun, so she's sending them via text message, instead.
[Gumball tries to walk away.]
Gumball: C'mon dude, let's go home and watch a movie!
Darwin: Wait, don't you want to check if we also got invited?
Gumball: (Halts) Nah, I changed my mind about attending it. (Disgusted) The house is gonna smell like cheese puffs and old underwear anyways!
Darwin: Eh. Fair point. So I guess we're staying home, then?
Gumball: Yup! C'mon, dude!
[Gumball gestures for Darwin to follow him as he walks away. Darwin follows and the scene ends.]
Evening...
[Back at the Watterson's house, it is now dark outside. The only street light by the house lits up the sidewalk.]
[Camera fades into the living room, Gumball and Darwin are sitting on the sofa, covered in a bunch of blankets as they're watching TV.]
Kip Schlezinger: (From TV) We now return to Bing Bong Theorem!
[Cuts to showing the screen. It's a spinoff show of "Big Bang Theory", with Richwood High students playing the characters. A dark-skinned student enters an apartment, playing Sheldon. He is wearing a vampire costume.]
Sheldon: Look at me, Amy! I'm cosplaying as Vlad Dracula! Wraah!
(Laugh track plays.)
[Amy, in the same apartment, is played by a blonde girl with freckles.]
Amy: (Deadpan) You look stupid.
(Laugh track plays.)
[Gumball gets annoyed.]
Gumball: (Gestures) I don't get why they need to add laughter after every sentence. Look at the difference it makes when you turn it off!
[He reaches for the remote and presses the "TTX/MIX" button. The laughter turns off.]
Sheldon: (From the TV) I'm also cosplaying as a vigilante! (He takes out a batarang) Check out the Batarang that I bought!
(CRASH!!!)
[Sheldon throws the batarang right into a vase, which breaks into pieces.]
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[Where there was supposed to be laughter, it just becomes quiet. Amy and Sheldon stares at each other for a solid five seconds in silence.]
Gumball: (To Darwin) It's like they're trying to annoy us with that!
Darwin: (Unsurely) I'm more focused on the coincidence that they're talking about cosplaying when that's what Sarah's been up to all day...
[Suddenly, a bright light shines through the window, dazzling Gumball.]
Gumball: (Covers eyes) Argh!! That light's been flashing my face all evening! Do you mind drawing the curtains?
Darwin: Sure!
[Darwin walks up to the window. He notices something outside.]
Darwin: WHAT THE WHAT!?!
[His jaw literally drops to the ground in shock. Gumball appears next to him.]
Gumball: What happened??
Darwin: Look!
Gumball: (Turns gaze) What is it–? WHAAA--
[Gumball's jaw also (literally) drops to the ground. A few blocks away in the distance, a house is lit up by spotlights and loud raving music.]
[They roll their jaws back up.]
Darwin: (Astounded) I-is that Sarah's house...?
Gumball: By the looks of it, yeah. Hold on, can I see your phone?
[Darwin hands Gumball his phone. Gumball opens up Sarah's profile. The screen says "No new messages."]
Gumball: (Annoyed) Just as I thought! This girl made us do all the hard work and didn't even invite us over!!
Darwin: Well, maybe there wasn't enough room for everyone to be there?
[Frustrated, Gumball storms back to the couch.]
Gumball: (Groans) Argh!! The nerve of some people!
Darwin: (Shrugs) Why are you getting so upset?? I thought you didn't want to attend the party!
Gumball: Yeah, but I still didn't want to get left out! It's like winning the lottery and all you get as the prize is a punch in the stomach!
Darwin: Yeah, seems fair. So what're you suggesting?
[He rubs his fists mischievously.]
Gumball: (Intimidating) I suggest we strike back against Sarah's arrogance! We're gonna break in to the party, disguised in cosplay, and we're gonna party without her consent!!
[Darwin is unamused.]
Darwin: (Sarcastically) Great... You want me to get all the sixteen different fabrics for the outfits that are gonna take us two weeks to finish?
Gumball: (Nonchalant) Don't worry, I have a better idea!
Sneaking in
[Inside the cosplay-party, everyone has gathered in their costumes. Loud music from the speakers plays.]
[Banana Joe, dressed up as Pikachu, jumps up on a table.]
Banana Joe: HEY!! I just realized I can shoot lightnings from my butt! Watch me! HYAAA--
[He accidentally missteps and falls out the open window into a bush.]
[Camera cuts to Masami and Carrie having a conversation. Masami is dressed up as the "Flying Nimbus" from Dragon Ball, as she has a doll of Goku attached to her head. Carrie is dressed up as "Carrie White" from the horror movie Carrie, wearing a prom dress and a tiara.]
Masami: I must say, I really like the simplicity you went with your cosplay!
Carrie: Yeah I like yours, too!
[But then Tobias interrupts them by slinking in-between them, putting his arms around their shoulders. He is dressed up as Cloud from Final Fantasy 7.]
Tobias: (Flirty) Hey girls! Since we're cosplaying for the night, how about we pretend we're different people as well? (Flashes eyebrows) Come join me in the closet for a smooching party!
[Carrie glares at him.]
Masami: (Pleasantly) Don't worry, I got this!
((ZAP!!!))
[Masami hits Tobias with a lightning bolt, knocking him out cold.]
Masami: Anyways, as I was saying...
[Camera cuts to Penny in the kitchen, relaxing as she has her face close to the air conditioner on the floor, which is emitting air. She's dressed up as Tinkerbell, wearing a blonde wig and a short, green skirt with holes for her wings.]
[Teri walks up to her. Her cosplay is a Kitsune mask over her face.]
Teri: Hi, Penny! I really love your cospl– WAAAAAAUAU!!
[The wind emitting from the AC blows Teri away. Penny watches in shock as she travels in the air across the room.]
[As Teri hits the wall flat, Sarah enters the kitchen. Her cosplay consists of a maid dress. She looks around, confused.]
Sarah: Where could they be?
[Bobert walks by, drinking from a cup of apple juice. He is dressed like C-3PO from the "Star Wars" franchise, tinted in gold.]
Sarah: Hey Bobert, have you seen Gumball and Darwin anywhere?
[Bobert reponds in C-3PO's voice.]
Bobert: (C-3PO Impression) I don't have any sort of clue where those vile, disgusting creatures are!
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Sarah: (Bewildered) What was that...?
Bobert: (In normal, robotic voice) THAT WAS MY IMPRESSION OF A VERY FAMOUS DROID CHARACTER.
Sarah: O-okay? So do you know where they are?
Bobert: NEGATIVE.
[Bobert walks away. Sarah sighs, annoyed.]
[Cutting to Sarah's bedroom, Idaho is seen sitting on the bed. He is dressed up as "Tingle" from The Legend Of Zelda.]
[Then all of a sudden, the window opens up. Gumball tries to get inside, but his head is too big to fit through.]
Darwin: (From outside, muffled) Dude, what's taking you so long??
Gumball: (Struggles) My head!! It's too big to fit through!
Darwin: Hold on, let me give you a push!
Gumball: Wait!! No, no no!!
Darwin: HIYAAA—
[As Darwin gives Gumball a push, his head pops through. They both plunge to the floor.]
Gumball and Darwin: OWF–!!
[Idaho watches the entire thing, horrified. He sees that Gumball is only in his underwear, and nothing else.]
[He opens his mouth to say something, but Gumball covers it.]
Gumball: (Cautiously) Shh! We were never here, alright? Here.
[He hands Idaho five dollars.]
Idaho: O-Okay...
Gumball: (To Darwin) You got the costumes?
[Darwin shows him his backpack.]
Darwin: Yup!
Gumball: (Whispers) Great! Let's go change!
[They scurry out of the room. As they leave, Idaho faints.]
Party Teachers!
[Downstairs again, Alan and Leslie are chattering by the front entrance. Alan is painted to look like "Eye of Sauron" from Lord of The Rings. Leslie's petals are tinted in yellow, as he is dressed as the Sunflower from Plants Vs. Zombies.]
Leslie: So what're you supposed to be?
Alan: (Chuckles) I'm the Eye of Sauron! I had to plan accordingly due to the shape of my body!
(SLAM!!!)
[Suddenly the door bursts open and Alan gets squished by it. Miss Simian and Principal Brown enters, cosplaying as Jessie and James from the Pokémon franchise.]
Miss Simian: (Intimidatingly) Prepare for trouble!
Principal Brown: ...And make it trouble!
Miss Simian: (Normally) What, no! You were supposed to say "Make it double"!
Principal Brown: (Embarrassed) Oh, um... Sorry honey, I forgot...
Miss Simian: We've had this rehearsal several times! How bad is your memory, actually!?
Principal Brown: ...Worse than you think.
[Sarah appears.]
Sarah: (Mildly annoyed) What're you guys doing here!? This cosplay-party is for teens only!!
Principal Brown: Well we weren't really thinking about attending, but then Mr. Small convinced us to come!
[Mr. Small appears behind Nigel and Miss Simian, wearing a Meowth outfit.]
Mr. Small: (Distant) Hi, Sarah!!
Principal Brown: So yeah, you better let us in, or we'll tell your parents that you're using the house to host a party.
Sarah: (Raises eyebrow) What? But my parents live in Richwood...
[Principal Brown stutters.]
Principal Brown: Oh, r-really? And all this time I thought they moved here... (Strictly) Whatever, we're still coming in!
Miss Simian: (Loudly) LET'S BUST THIS PARTY UP!!!
[Principal Brown, Miss Simian and Mr. Small barges inside, rushing to the living room. The music plays even louder.]
Sarah: (Sighs) Hmph...
The Costumes
[Back upstairs again, the bathroom door opens. Gumball and Darwin steps outside, now shown to be wearing make-do costumes of themselves, made out of cardboard. The costumes simulates their heads, bodies, and legs.]
Darwin: (Angrily) Dude, what were you thinking with this!? Why would you make us cosplay as ourselves for!?
Gumball: Because, Nobody expects you to cosplay as yourself, making us the most disguised at this party!
Darwin: (Flatly) Okay all the points you've made today have been somewhat reasonable, but that alone is the stupidest logic I've ever heard.
Gumball: (Frowns) Whatever, let's just join the others downstairs.
[In the living room, everyone has gathered around the teachers, as Miss Simian is breakdancing on the floor.]
[Jamie, dressed as Bowser from Super Mario, raises her cup.]
Jamie: YEAAAHHH!!! PARTYYY!!!
[She drinks all the apple juice in one chug, then passes out.]
[The Eggheads are seen dressed up as Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker. They're also wielding plastic lightsabers.]
Colin: Felix, is it just me or is this convention getting a bit stale?
Felix: (Lisping) Yesh indeed! I thought it wash gonna be more Shtellar Odyshey and less video gamesh.
[Out of nowhere, Principal Brown dashes in-between them.]
Principal Brown: HEADBUMP!!!
(Splat!!)
[He pushes the Eggheads into each other, making them bump their heads. Their shells crack and their insides gets spilled all over the floor.]
[Principal Brown gets horrified and runs away.]
[Sarah makes her way through the mass as everyone dances hysterically.]
Sarah: (Worriedly) Gumball!! Darwin!?
[She makes it out of the living room, winded. As she catches her breath, Carmen greets her.]
Carmen: Hi, Sarah!
Sarah: (Astounded) Carmen? Oh my gosh, you look great!
[Carmen is seen cosplaying as a cowboy, as her branches are under her giant cowboy hat.]
Carmen: Likewise! (Saddened) I felt like Alan didn't really buy it, as I can't find him anywhere...
Sarah: (Sarcastically) That's probably because he got crushed by the front door... Anyways, have you seen Gumball and Darwin anywhere?
Carmen: No? I thought they were with you?
[They stare at each other silently. The music plays incessantly in the background.]
Carmen: ...Oh well, you wanna join me on the dance floor?
Sarah: B-but what about Gumball and Dar–...
Carmen: (Nonchalant) Eh, I'm sure they'll show up! C'mon! You need to have some fun, too!
[Carmen grabs Sarah's arm and drags her along.]
Sarah: (Unsurely) O-okay...
[Meanwhile in the kitchen, Sussie is drinking from the laid out punch bowl with apple juice in it. She is cosplaying as Quasimodo.]
Sussie: SUSSIE LOVES APPLE JUICE!!!
[She smears some of the beverage all over her face.]
[Gumball and Darwin enters the kitchen.]
Gumball: Man... I thought this event was gonna be full of weirdos, but it seems like there's just regular people from school here.
Darwin: (Shrugs) Yeah, maybe we were wrong about people who likes this kind of stuff? They're just misunderstood like Sarah.
Gumball: (Suspicious) Speaking of Sarah, where exactly is she?
[Tobias walks up to them.]
Tobias: (Uplifting) Hi there, anonymous people! Nice costumes of Gumball and Darwin ya got there!
Darwin: Ehehe, thanks...
[Darwin leans aside to Gumball.]
Darwin: (Whispers) Dude, I think he's uncovered us!! Should I knock him out??
Gumball: (Whispers) What, no!! Let's just have a normal conversation with him! (He turns to Tobias awkwardly) Ehehe yeah, we're HUGE fans of Gumball and Darwin! We're not actually them, though.
Tobias: Good to know! (Flashes eyebrows) So, y'all wanna join me in Seven Minutes of Heaven?
[Gumball and Darwin goes perplexed.]
Gumball and Darwin: (Simultaneously) Wait, what??
Tobias: Yeah I assume you two are girls, right? (Smirks) So whaddaya say you join me on a smooching party in the closet, eh?
Gumball: (Lowers eyebrows) Dude, we're both guys.
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Tobias: (Shamefully) Ehehe... well, would you look at that. Erm... I'm just gonna go sit in the corner and think about my life.
[Sheepishly, Tobias amble to the corner of the kitchen and slouches.]
Darwin: (Turns to Gumball) Wanna go check out the living room?
Gumball: Yeah. I'm bored.
[They hurry out of the kitchen. Scene ends.]
Raving out!
[Scene starts with Sarah raising her cup.]
Sarah: (Dazed) WOHOO!! I'm feeling greaaaaatttt...!!
[Her behavior shows that she's somewhat drunk on all the apple juice she's consumed. She jumps up on the table and starts thrusting.]
[The crowd cheers her on.]
Crowd: (Chants) G.LATO!! G.LATO!! G.LATO!! ...
[Gumball and Darwin makes their way through the mass, trying to blend in.]
Gumball: (To Carrie) Hey, girl! Nice outfit!
Darwin: (To Rocky) Rocky, my man!! Nice Kermit the Frog outfit!
[Rocky walks by, whose skin is painted in green.]
Rocky: It's not an outfit, I just feel really nauseated...
Darwin: Oh...
[They make it to the middle of the living room.]
Gumball: Why are there so many people in this room?
Darwin: (Looks around) I don't know... It's like they've gathered here to check out the most lively one on the dance floor.
[Gumball notices something.]
Gumball: (Eyes widened) Um... I think this answers your question.
[They stop to stare at Sarah right next to them, who has become some sort of "Party maniac". She is breakdancing, doing a spin and finishing a handstand while everyone cheers her on.]
[Gumball and Darwin continues staring.]
Darwin: Oh great, we found Sarah! Let's go talk to her!
[Darwin tries to approach Sarah, but Gumball grasps his fin and pulls his back.]
Gumball: (Anxiously) Are you CRAZY!? She can't find out that we came here uninvited, she would go nuts!!
Darwin: (Gasps) You're right! If she spots us, we're doomed!
Gumball: Let's get away from her!
[They push everyone aside as they run through the crowd.]
[It cuts to Sarah. She notices someone running away, but can't pinpoint who exactly it was.]
[Suddenly, someone pulls her up from the floor. Sarah snaps out of her dizziness.]
Sarah: Wha– huh? Debbie!?
[It reveals that it was, in fact, Debbie who pulled her up, who's standing there with Clare. None of them are wearing any cosplay.]
Debbie: (Shameful) Yeah, um... Hi, Sarah.
Sarah: What're you doing here without an invite?
Debbie: We just... (Sighs) We just came here to apologize, that's all. We were rude to you, and we didn't realize how awesome this party was gonna be.
Clare: (Raises a finger) Y-yeah! I-I-I'm also sorry, by the way!
[Debbie glares at Clare.]
Debbie: (Whispers, hostile) Don't talk over my sentences, Clare!!
Clare: (Embarrassed) S-sorry...
Sarah: (Unamused) Well that's too bad, girls! I'm not gonna accept your apology!
Debbie: What!? Why not!?!
Sarah: Ap ap! Let me finish! I'm not gonna accept your apology... (Happily) ...unless you stay here to PARTY!!!
Debbie: Yeah!!
Clare: Awesome!
[They share a high-five with Sarah.]
Debbie: (Looks around) By the way, where's the other two? I haven't seen them anywhere...
Sarah: What do you mean?
Clare: (To Sarah) Yeah, didn't you have the Watterson kids helping you out before?
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[Sarah realizes in shock.]
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Sarah: (Gasps loudly) Gumball and Darwin!! I completely forgot about them!
[Sarah observes something behind the crowd. She sees two people dressing as Gumball and Darwin make it out of the mass.]
Sarah: Gumball?? Darwin, is that you guys!?!
[Gumball and Darwin turns around, realizing they've been uncovered.]
Darwin: (Nervously) Darn it! We've been spotted!!
Gumball: Well what're you waiting for?? Let's HIDE!!
[They dart out of the living room like bullets.]
Sarah: Wait!! Where are you going??
[Sarah pushes Debbie and Clare aside.]
Sarah: Sorry girls, I gotta go!!
[She starts pushing her way through the crowd.]
Sarah: (Pushes Carrie) Sorry! (Pushes Mr. Small) I'm so sorry!
[Camera cuts to the upper floor, as Gumball and Darwin sprints up the stairs. Sarah is at the bottom, calling for them.]
Sarah: (Yells) Guys!? Where are you going!!?
[The bros are getting closer to Sarah's room upstairs.]
Gumball: (While running) Let's lay low until the party is over!! There's no way we're gonna escape unnoticed!
Darwin: LOOK OUT!!
[They brake with their feet as they almost collide into Tobias.]
Tobias: (Awkward) Eheh... Hello, again!
Gumball: Ah, Tobias! You wanted to play the game "Seven minutes in Heaven", right?
Tobias: (Thrilled) Do I!? Of course I wanna play!
[Gumball puts his arm around Tobias' shoulder.]
Gumball: (Smug) Well you're lucky, my friend! The girl who's gonna join you is heading up the stairs right now, so make sure to block her way, alright?
Tobias: Aye!!
[They hurry towards the room again, leaving Tobias behind.]
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[Sarah then comes up to him. Tobias holds his arms out, blocking the way.]
Tobias: (Romantically) Ah! So you're the girl I was gonna meet, huh? Well, prepare yourself for some smooches!
[Tobias tries to kiss Sarah, but she retracts.]
Sarah: (Disgusted) Eww! Gross!!
[She pushes Tobias aside and sprints after them.]
Tobias: (To himself, depressed) You can do better than this, Tobias...
[He walks away, hanging his head.]
Hidden out of sight
Sarah: Gyah!!
[Sarah bursts the door open to her bedroom. However, her bedroom is seemingly empty.]
Sarah: (Enters cautiously) Guys!? Are you in here??
[Sarah goes down on her knees and checks under the bed.]
Sarah: Hello!?
[Heavy breathing is heard coming from the closet. It reveals that Gumball and Darwin are hiding in there, sitting down.]
Gumball: (Whispers; Sarcastically) Wow... Good thinking hiding in the closet when the window's right there.
Darwin: (Irritated) What was I supposed to do!? I was panicking!!
Gumball: (Normally) Whatever, let's just hide in here until she stops searching.
[They both get up on their feet.]
Darwin: OW!!
[Darwin accidentally bumps his head into a shelf. Sarah hears the collision outside.]
Sarah: Hm?
Gumball: (Whispers loudly) Dude, what are you doing!? Be quiet!!
Darwin: (Starts sweating) I'm sorry, but this closet has like, no space to move around!
Gumball: Shh! Here she comes!
[Gumball notices through the holes in the doors that Sarah is nearing towards the closet. He and Darwin braces for impact, covering their faces.]
[Fortunately for them, Sarah gets misled, thinking that the sound was coming from under her desk.]
Sarah: Hello?
[The space under her desk is empty.]
Sarah: Meh.
[She continues searching. Gumball and Darwin sighs in relief.]
Gumball and Darwin: Phew!
[But then, Darwin notices that he and Gumball are both sweating.]
Darwin: Um, dude? Why are we both sweating?
Gumball: (Warm) I don't know... But suddenly I feel really hot in this costume.
[They both realize something as their pupils contract.]
Gumball: (Warily) W-wait... Did we ever install an air conditioner in here...?
[They stare at an empty spot on the wall, where an AC was supposed to be installed.]
Gumball: (Sighs) Curse word...
Darwin: (Panics) What're we gonna DO!? If we don't get to an AC, we're gonna get roasted alive!
Gumball: (Angrily) Calm down, I have a plan!! Just turn around, alright?
[Darwin turns around. Gumball starts taking off his costume off-screen.]
Gumball: (Off-screen) Okay, now you can look!
[Darwin faces Gumball again, and sees that he has stripped off his entire costume, now only wearing his underpants.]
[Darwin makes a weirded out face and goes quiet.]
Gumball: (Desperate) C'mon dude, don't leave me hanging! This is the only way we're gonna be able to endure the heat.
Darwin: (Reluctant) Fine... But then you're also gonna have to turn around.
[Back outside again, Sarah continues looking around.]
Sarah: Maybe they could be over there...
[She walks up to her bed and lifts up her duvet. She gets met with Idaho sleeping under it.]
Idaho: (Wakes up) AAAHHH!!!
Sarah: AAAAHHH!!
[They scream at each other, startled.]
Idaho: (Upset) Hey!! Can't a heckin' tater sleep in peace 'ere!?
Sarah: Yeah right, sorry...
[She puts the duvet back on the bed again.]
[It cuts back to the closet. Darwin takes off his shoes and is now completely nude, with his feet being pixelated.]
Darwin: Alright, I'm now completely naked.
Gumball: (Satisfied) There! Now we can resist the heat and we're both equally naked!
Darwin: Yeah, I'm not so sure about that. You're still wearing a piece of clothing!
[Darwin points at Gumball's underwear.]
Gumball: So what? They're only underwear?
Darwin: Yeah but I'm completely naked and showing my private area, while you're still covering them up!
Gumball: (Raises eyebrow) Your private area is only your feet! There's a huge difference between yours and mine!
Darwin: (Exasperated) Private parts are Private parts!! Take your underwear off, or I'm ratting us out to Sarah!
Gumball: (Folds arms) No! I refuse to do it!
Darwin: (Sighs) You're leaving me no choice... Say hello to DARKWIN!!!
[Infuriated, Darwin transforms into Darkwin, making him glow brightly across the room. He flashes Gumball in the face and he walks backwards, bumping roughly into the shelf.]
Gumball: Ow!! Dude, what're you doing!? You're gonna get us found!
Darwin: EXACTLY!!! If you don't want us found, DO IT!!
Gumball: (Stresses) Alright, alright! Just put that thing away!!
[Darwin goes back to normal. Gumball takes off his underwear with his private area being pixelated.]
Gumball: (Scowls) Alright there, you happy now??
(Creak!)
Gumball: Wait, did you hear that??
[Above them, the entire shelf starts rumbling loudly.]
Gumball: Uh oh...
Gumball and Darwin: (Screams) AAAAHHH—!!
(CRASH!!)
[The entire shelf comes falling down on them, along with the entire closet collapsing.]
Gumball: (Cough!) (Cough!)
[Gumball and Darwin gets covered in a bunch of debris.]
[Then abruptly, the door opens.]
Gumball: Dagnabbit...
[Sarah steps inside.]
Sarah: There you guys are! I've been looking everywhere for you! (Confused) Um... what were you doing in the closet?
[Gumball and Darwin sprints over to Sarah, gets down on their knees and wraps their arms around her legs. They start weeping loudly.]
Gumball: (Cries) WE'RE SO SORRY!!
Darwin: (Bawls) WE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE PARTY WAS LIKE, BUT (Sniff) ...YOU NEVER SENT US AN INVITE, SO WE SNUCK INNN!!
Gumball: PLEASE DON'T HATE US!!!
Sarah: W-what're you guys talking about? I sent you the invite six hours ago!
[Beat. They stop crying.]
Darwin: Wait, what??
Sarah: Yeah, I sent you a message after you left the schoolyard. (She holds up her phone) ...But I guess you didn't have access to the Internet, since you never responded.
[On Sarah's phone, a text message is shown. It says the following: "Dear Gumball and Darwin, i am grateful for what you did and for that you're invited to the party, with love Sarah.]
Darwin: (Groans; To Gumball) I told you that you should've turned on the WiFi...
Gumball: (To Sarah) So what happens now?
Sarah: Well, you could always join me on the dance floor downstairs. But first, you should probably put on your cosplay, again...
[Gumball glances over his shoulder, noticing the piles of debris behind him.]
Gumball: (Smiles nervously) Yeah, about that... I think it got destroyed by all the rubble falling over us.
Sarah: (Nonchalant) Pshh, don't worry! It's a good thing I have cosplays that you can borrow!
Darwin: (Shines up) Really? What are we cosplaying as??
Sarah: We'll get to that later! But first...
((TASCHKRR))
[Sarah takes out an old polaroid camera and takes a picture of Gumball and Darwin, naked.]
Gumball: (Shocked) What the–!? (Angrily) WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!
Sarah: (Happily) Don't worry, I'm just gonna add it to my collection!
[She makes a weird, smug face and looks into the camera.]
[Episode ends.]