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One Free Nut
Commander x St. Louis x Admiral Hipper x Edinburgh
November was a rough month for a lot of men across the world. For alas, hundreds of thousands of them would engage in an annual ritual. One that would prove the strength and mental fortitude of man. No Nut November. It had started out as a meme but had evolved into a cultural phenomenon that was sweeping across the globe. The challenge, in and of itself, was simple. You must make it a whole 30 days without ejaculating. Simple in hindsight, but hard when actually performed.
The talk about Wizard Powers and the ability to traverse through time was enough for most men to hold back their urges. Those who didn’t have significant others could bask in the glory of not having temptation. But man was a crafty one. With the power of the internet, there was a wide selection of things to peruse at your leisure. You could make it the thirty days and come out with spanking new magical powers. Or you could come out at the end of those thirty days with zero sperm in the tank and one massive hulking arm. It all depended on the man and the level of the challenge. The prospect of December 1st was enough for a lot of men to hold back their carnal desires and flood their significant others with enough semen to impregnate half of New York City. But to some, that magical day was a lot harder to get to. Some would wait until the literal last minute and start cranking, just so they could blast their lover in the face right at midnight on December 1st, others took the subtle approach.
Alas, it was currently November 21st, it was nowhere near December, in fact, it was becoming a lot harder to even think. The Commander had thought he could actually make it. Focus on work, sign paperwork, and just head home to sleep. But what he didn’t know was that he was going to be faced with so many tempting offers during the month. From Prinz Eugen walking into his office in a bikini to Belfast wearing those fishnet stockings that he loved seeing so much. It was hard to deal with his pavlovian response to attractive females. He swore he could smell the pheromones in the air. He could tell who was in his office without having to even look, their alluring scent was enough for him to tell.
Was that a sign that he was becoming a wizard? Perhaps.
All he knew was that he was horny. He had been for a long time but he had held back his urges. Even when he got up in the morning, he had to pee, hands-free to avoid the morning jerk-off ritual. His toilet seat was more stained than a basketball hoop backboard in the middle of a WNBA tournament. Who even goes to those?
Alas, it would all come to a head that morning. He had been holding back the urge to pounce whatever person with female parts walked past him. He had decided to retire to his office and bury himself in work. Things he had passed off, missions he hadn’t approved, reports he hadn’t read. Anything and everything that would distract him. Edinburgh had brought the first stack of files to him and had left after he calmly, but hurriedly, requested that she busy herself with something else. The smell of her perfume was making him throb and if she stayed any longer, he was going to fuck her in half before she made it halfway out of the office. As he looked for a pen in his drawer, he ended up finding something peculiar, something he hadn’t seen before.
It was a small, little booklet. A booklet of coupons. Upon closer inspection, he noticed the bold red words written at the top. One Free Nut. The caricature of a peanut was drawn at the bottom, there was nothing else written on it. No barcode and certainly no explanation on how to use it. Even the back was blank. There were three little coupons all taped together in a way that they could be pulled apart. Whoever had put this in there certainly had a messed up sense of humor. He sighed, shaking his head.
“What the hell is wrong with me? I must be going crazy. It must be the Wizard Powers coming in. Maybe I got transfixed on peanut butter and conjured these things in here. Yeah, that’s it.” he thought, as he finished drinking his fruit juice. He had restored to lots of sugar during the month, to keep him wired and focused. It wasn’t the healthiest, he’d admit, but it was better than nothing.
He worked steadily for about an hour, expecting Edinburgh to return with another stack of papers. He’d hurry her out, only for him to stare at her retreating form. Those small hips, the way her skirt moved, hiding that supple and squish butt. How he’d love to just grab a hold of it, knead it in his palms and just fuck her into a wall. He grit his teeth, taking a few deep breaths.
“It’s alright man, just calm down. Think about something that isn’t Edinburgh’s tight little butt. Like uh… remember in third grade when you puked on the teacher's chest? Yeah, that was embarrassing wasn’t it? You goof. Think about that, and the smell.”
A sudden knock tore him out of his thoughts, causing him to look up. Edinburgh had finally come back with another stack of paperwork for him to look through. At least that’s what he assumed. The second St. Louis walked in was when things changed for him. As the kids online would say…
It was all Ogre now.
“Hello, Commander. Edinburgh was a bit busy so she sent me in her stead, I hope that isn’t a bother.” the blue-haired beauty said, holding several files tightly in her grasp.
“N-no. It’s quite alright,” he admitted.
St. Louis was a beauty. Her soft, lavish hair was tied into a side ponytail, and her tight-fitting outfit just barely went past her mid-thigh. It was enough to cover the edges of her perky ass, but not enough that it would cover everything. Her long, smooth legs were covered by those sexy thigh highs, and her heels accented the very curvature of her rump. The armholes of her tight dress showed just enough side boob to make his cock throb. Oh, how he would love to bury it in those perky tits of hers. He could already imagine himself fucking her on his desk. Legs spread open, her body soaked in sweat, tits bouncing with every single pleasurable thrust.
No!
“I need to stop those thoughts goddamn it. Remember, you’ll be a wizard at the end of this!”
“Are you doing alright, Commander? You seem a little stressed. I know you’ve busied yourself since the start of November. The girls have noticed you’ve been behaving rather oddly. Shooing them away, avoiding some at all costs… you aren’t sick are you?” St. Louis asked head tilted slightly. Her little ponytail bobbed back and forth with every movement. “We should get you to the infirmary if you are.”
“No it’s okay, I’m alright. Just leave those files and see yourself out.”
“But Commander, you are clearly flummoxed! Your cheeks are glowing red and it looks like you are sweating too.” the woman said, walking around the desk. He backed away from her hand, making her frown. “Just let me check, if you have a fever then you need medicine.”
“I’m okay, it’s just… you’re so hot. AH! I mean I’m hot, this office is hot and the heat is blasted! Would you mind telling Bismarck to turn it down a bit?” he asked, forcing a smile onto his face. St. Louis frowned but gave him a nod.
“I’ll see what I can do. Just take it easy, okay, Commander? The last thing we need is you getting sick. A lot of us would be very sad if that happened, though I’m certain plenty of others would love the idea of taking care of you. I’ll be back in a few minutes with some water, it looks like you really need it.”
She turned away, heading toward the door. The Commander looked at her backside, those beautiful hips, the way her dress was squeezing her flesh. The clack of her heels, the scent of her perfume.
He grit his teeth, remembering the coupons he had found. One Free Nut . Was that what that meant? Did the gods gift him those tickets so that he could… no but that wouldn’t be possible, it couldn’t be, could it? Would he still be a Godly Wizard if he used a coupon? There were no restrictions upon them, so he certainly could. He spared another glance at St. Louis’s retreating form, time moving in slow motion with every sway of her hips.
“Oh my god, I need it.”
“Huh? Commander, did you say something?” the blue-haired woman asked, swiveling around to face him. “I thought I heard you say-”
The Commander rose from his chair, a glint in his eye as he walked toward the blue-haired shipgirl. He took a hold of her wrist, pulling her back toward his desk. “Um… C-Commander? Is something the matter?”
He swept the files off his desk, hundreds of papers falling to the floor in a wave. He didn’t care that they were all intermingled. There was only one thing on his mind and he needed it. He forced St. Louis to sit on the desk, and without another word, he kissed her. The kiss was hard, and needy. He didn’t care that she was pushing against his chest, her screams muffled by his hold. He pushed her down on the desk, forcing her legs open as he stared at his prize. White cotton, the edge of her lips just visible. Her inner thighs were soft and smooth, the scent of perfume and her natural odor made his raging erection throb even more.
“I’m sorry, St. Louis, but I need your pussy.” he said, undoing his belt. The woman was just stunned as she looked at him, not knowing how to even reply. He spat on the head of his dick, pulling the woman’s panties aside as he rubbed it between her folds. He shuddered a bit, the pleasure coursing through his length. “Fuck me, it’s been so long, it feels like I’m a virgin again.”
“I ah…gaah!” she cried, back arching as he fully hilted himself. “Hgn… it’s so big.”
He hardly waited, thrusting into her with wanton need, he kept her legs spread as he spread her folds apart. His head was sensitive from all the time he spent in abstinence, every single movement sent pleasurable tingles through his body. This drove him to fuck her harder than before, the sound of their skin slapping together and the smell of their union driving him on.
He had turned into a feral animal, bucking into her as if she was the last woman on earth. St. Louis was practically screaming, whatever inhibitions she had left long ago. The Commander grabbed a hold of her shirt, pulling on it and undoing the buttons, pulling her soft and supple tits from within. He gave them a squeeze, using them as handholds as he fucked her with all his might.
“Haah, Commander~ Fuck me harder!” St. Louis cried. Who was he to deny that request? She had asked so sweetly. He quickened his pace, his desk crying and screaming with each thrust as he kept fucking the shipgirl on it.
He spun her around, their sopping genitals still smooth enough for such an action. The Commander practically slammed the woman onto the desk, his hips slapping against her ass as he kept giving it to her raw. The feeling was indescribable. He had been with other shipgirls before. Maybe it was his insatiable need, or maybe it was how sexy St. Louis always was to him, but his heart was yearning for something more than a tryst.
Alas, his little man had other ideas. His throbbing cock hit its peak, and he exploded, shooting half a month’s worth of cream deep into St. Louis’s bakery. The woman groaned gleefully, tongue lolled from her mouth, twitching as she hit her orgasm. She squirted all over the floor, the clear liquid mixing with the Commander’s cum. She weakly fell to the desk, panting up a storm as the gravity of what had happened settled in.
“That was the best fuck I’ve ever had,” she muttered, turning back to the Commander, cheeks tinged pink. “I do hope you fuck me like this again sometime.”
“Definitely, just as long as I can keep my wizard powers.”
“I’m sorry?”
The Commander merely reached inside his desk, plucking one of the coupons he had been gifted, slipping it into St. Louis’s baby blue bra. He also grabbed some baby wipes, wiping away his semen from her vagina, cleaning up the mess he had made. St. Louis was left stunned by this, tilting her head slightly, the blush on her face only getting redder.
Though she would be left to wonder why the Commander had slipped such a peculiar coupon into her bra.
xxx
Two days had passed since his tryst with St. Louis, though his raging boner had been sated, he was still completely horny. He had done his best to resist his urges, especially since St. Louis had gone out on a sortie. She had been behaving oddly since she had left his office. Enterprise had asked him why she had been singing and skipping around, but being a polite professional, he told her had absolutely no fucking idea what she was talking about.
He had to tread lightly. His wizard powers were at stake, but his horniness was there, egging him on. It was a subtle darkness that kept ebbing at him, urging him to grab the nearest piece of ass and just go to town. Though he had unloaded quite a bit into St. Louis, he realized that had only been a slight dent in his tank. Even after giving his force to that beautiful blue-haired woman, his cock hardly went down. It had taken the strength of Hercules and half of the Greek Pantheon not to jerk off using the remainder of her pussy juices as lube.
The Commander had refused to wash his hand, he had been smelling it subtly for the last two days. St. Louis’s musk was enough to keep him in line, the thought of starting Destroy Dick December by pumping 6 loads into her was enough to keep him in line. But alas, things weren’t as easy as they seemed. As one of his Columbian co-workers once said: “El Diablo es Puerco!” which translated to “The Devil is a Pig” and quite the pig he was. Because he was driving him on, that sick lust made him imagine things he had never once considered. Like bending Deutschland over a railing and going to town on her taut little ass. Or convincing Blucher to lift up her skirt so that he could see the goodies that lay beneath.
He wanted some puss and it was getting harder to hold back. Things were of course about to get harder, as the older sister of the cute little blond he had been thinking about crossed paths with him. The Flagship of her class, Admiral Hipper herself.
“There you are, Kommandant. What the hell is wrong with you? I’ve been looking all over the base for you and you are nowhere to be found!” Hipper snapped, arms crossed as she glared at the man. “I’ve been trying to hand you this report, my sister left for her sortie and told me to give it to you. Why she didn’t do it herself is beyond me.”
“That’s because I politely asked Eugen to stay away from me for the remainder of November,” he said. “More like forced her, because if she came back in that bikini I was gonna fuck her in half.”
“I don’t give enough of a shit to ask why. Just take these fucking papers off my hands, would you? I got shit to do and they don’t involve chasing you around.” she cried, tossing the file, which he barely caught. “Honestly, why someone like you is our Kommandant is beyond me.”
She looked away in a huff, nose held high. The Commander took the time to get a good look at her. Short stature, long blonde hair partially tied up. The Iron Blood uniform complete with the Iron Cross, the short skirt hiding the doors to paradise. Smooth legs, and the most alluring feature, side boob holes. He didn’t understand why it was that the Admiral Hipper class of shipgirls had this feature, but remembering that little freckle Prinz Eugen had on her tit made him realize he didn’t care.
Seeing sideboob and sexy armpit was enough to get his cock raging. He was surely becoming some sick fuck with even sicker fetishes. But this was a man on the brink of lunacy, all because he wanted to become a wizard. He took a deep shaky breath, using it to mask his lust, passing it off as anger.
“You know, Hipper, you could really use an attitude adjustment. I’ve been having a really stressful few weeks and I don’t need you throwing files in my face.”
“Well if you were in your office I could throw them at you there. But no, you had to make me track your ass down. Also what the fuck did you do to St. Louis? She’s been singing Christmas carols all fucking day and it’s becoming annoying. She wasn’t like that two days ago.” she asked, genuine curiosity on her face. “You didn’t do anything weird to her, did you?”
“Weird? Of course not. I respect all of you!” he cried angrily. “If fucking her like a dog in heat counts as weird, then yeah, that was totally what I did.”
“I dunno… you have this catty grin on your face. You look like that cheap Sakura Empire cat girl when she pinches some extra pennies.” she said, picking at her nails. “Eh, whatever. I could give a fuck less what happens to the Eagle Union. So long as they don’t interfere with the Iron Blood, they can sink each other for all I care.”
“Hm… you wanna know what I did to St. Louis?” he asked, earning a nod from her. He smirked inwardly. Outwardly, he cocked his head. “Alright, follow me into this closet. No one else can hear what I’m about to discuss.”
She rolled her eyes. “Whatever, fuckin’ weirdo.”
The Commander let her in first, allowing him to close and lock the door behind him. He flicked the light on, looking around. Just a normal closet, with brooms, buckets, cleaning supplies, and enough space for a medium-sized shipgirl to get a good dicking. Hipper turned to face him, brow quirked.
“Well?”
“Ah yes, well, it started like this-” he said, grabbing a hold of her wrist. He pulled her forward, spinning around and pinning her to the door, much to her surprise. “Hipper, I need your pussy~”
“WHAT?” she screeched, her eyes wide. “Who the fuck do you-”
“Shhh… it’s okay, I’m sure you’ll love this by the time I’m done with you,” he said in a husky voice, which made her shiver. She looked down slightly, only to see a massive pulsing erection. When did he even undo his belt?
She found herself being lifted off the floor, somehow still pinned to the door as he pulled her panties aside. With some spit as crude lube, he speared himself between her folds, making her hiss in surprise. Before she could voice her complaints, he silenced her with a kiss, still holding her to the door.
Hipper pulled away from the kiss, cheeks red as she glared at him. “If you’re gonna fuck me, then put your back into it. This better be the best fuck of my life or I will cut your dick off.”
Heeding her request, he started fucking her with gusto, small squeaks of pleasure erupting from the back of her throat. She wrapped her arms around his head and shoulders as her back pressed into the door. “Hgn… yeah that’s right, right there~”
The Commander’s hands were grasping her tight little ass, keeping her cheeks spread as he speared into her pussy. It wasn’t long before her juices had fully coated his cock. Her scent was driving him mad. He adjusted her body a bit, forcing her back flat against the wall as he lifted her arm, breathing in her scent. The reddening of her cheeks became stronger as she looked away.
“You sick pervert, I haven’t showered yet.”
“Even better,” he said, pressing his nose against her skin. She smelled absolutely divine, not a trace of sweat or grime, just her natural odor. The remaining scent of her floral shampoo was enough to drive him on. He kept fucking her, nose buried in her armpit as he traced the outer edges of her breasts. “Let me see those titties!”
Hipper merely nodded, pulling her cross from her shirt and stuffing it into one of her pockets. She hurriedly undid her shirt, sliding partially out of it, the bottom half remaining buttoned so it would stay on. She wasn’t wearing a bra, the upper half of her body completely bare. Unlike St. Louis, Hipper had smaller breasts, but that didn’t matter to the Commander. They were small and cute just like Hipper. He grabbed a handful of them, giving them a light squeeze before taking one of her nipples into his mouth. Somehow still managing to fuck her silly.
He trailed kisses from her breasts up her neck, suckling on her flesh. She groaned a bit, in both pleasure and slightly in pain as he bit down on her skin. Once he was sure he left a good mark, he recaptured her lips, the slobber dripping down their chins. He let go again, trailing more kisses down her collar, taking another long whiff of her admittedly sexy armpits before latching onto her other nipple.
After a few moments, the Commander pulled out of the blonde Iron Cross shipgirl, setting her on the floor. He roughly forced her to turn around, flipping her skirt up and pulling her panties down. He ran his hands between her legs, shoving his fingers in her wet folds before bringing them to his mouth, suckling her essence off of him. Admiral Hipper merely watched, strangely turned on by this. He gave her ass a spank before sliding his throbbing dick between her legs, hands on her hips as he fucked her harder than before.
“Haah… Gott in Himmel, this is fantastic~ I can see why St. Louis is singing now!” Hipper cried, her arms above her head as she scratched the door in front of her. “Haah, fuck! Yes! Fuck me! Fuck me, Kommandant!”
“As you wish, Hipper,” he replied, quickening his pace. He closed his eyes for a brief moment, thinking of nothing but Hipper’s sweet little cries. She was muttering things in German, between calling God’s name. The smell of their union, the sounds, and her walls clamping on his dick urged him onward.
He was in heaven. His throbbing cock had reached nirvana before him, allowing him to feel the pure bliss of heaven on Earth. The sheer ugliness of this planet was completely gone, in his mind, there was nothing more beautiful than this. He could feel his balls begging for release, but he wasn’t ready yet, no not yet.
The Commander took a hold of Hipper’s arm, pulling her down to the floor and forcing her to lay on her back. Her chest was rising and falling with every breath she took. She looked like the sexiest goddess ever birthed, and he was the luckiest man for being able to bring her supreme pleasure. He jerked his cock a bit before sliding himself between her blushing lips, hugging her leg hard as he thrust into them.
Whatever words were dancing on Hipper’s tongue came out sounding like a garbled mess. She was babbling like a baby, her mind already turned to mush as the Commander’s penis kept stirring her insides. Her arms had given out, and the remaining energy in her body was devoted to one thing. Reaching her climax. There was a tightness within her she had never experienced, something that was just… begging to be released.
Finding the energy within, she reached for her pussy, and started tousling with her clit, rubbing it and pinching it, her eyes locked with the Commander. “I’m close to cumming, please cum with me!”
“Okay.” was the only thing he managed to say, as he focused on one thing.
They lasted for another minute, before Hipper’s body tightened up, her eyes widening as she reached her sexual peak. She let out a cry, sweet cum shooting from her depths. At the same time, the Commander shot out his load, far bigger and thicker than the one he had given to St. Louis. He could feel every ounce of energy pouring deep within Hipper’s folds as he dumped everything into her. Her walls and cervix were inundated with his seed, a sweet ambrosia churned out of him with nothing more than hot passion and need.
“K-Kommandant, I think-” Hipper began only for the door to swing open.
“Oh my god!” an accented voice cried. The Commander looked up, locking eyes with Edinburgh, who had a look of absolute shock on her face. She looked down, seeing he was still buried deep within Hipper, his erection still pulsing. She blushed brightly, grabbing the door handle. “I’m so bloody sorry!”
With that, she slammed the door closed, dropping what sounded like keys onto the floor. She hurriedly swept them into her hand, her heels clacking loudly as she ran away. Hipper crossed her arms, pouting.
“She ruined the mood, dammit.”
“Fuck, now I gotta go apologize to her.”
“Why? She’s the one who barged in on us.”
“She’s one of the maids here, Hipper. Perhaps a closet wasn’t the best place to uh… teach you a lesson,” he said, giving her a grin. He pulled out, a stream of mixed cum erupting from her folds. He looked at it, frowning. “I didn’t bring any wipes with me.”
“Well you’ll have to do something, I can’t soil my panties because you decided to pump a huge load in me,” Hipper said, still blushing. “Still, I have to admit, that was the best I’ve ever had. So much better than the toys Eugen gave me.”
“Glad to be of service.” the Commander said, looking at his still hard cock. He shook his head as he pulled out one of the coupons, stuffing it in Hipper’s pocket, though she didn’t see him do it. “Now then… how to clean you up… hm… well I guess I got no choice.”
Hipper let out a groan, her head snapping down. The Commander had wrapped his lips around her vagina and had started to suck. He didn’t seem at all bothered that he was slurping his own cum out of her. She panted a bit, legs buckling as she felt his tongue deep in her folds.
“Oh… I can get used to this,” she whispered, throwing her head back. She placed her hands behind her head and just let the Commander continue what he was doing.
xxx
Admittedly, eating his own cum was something the Commander had on his bucket list. The thought of it had always filled him with curiosity, but whenever he was on the brink of orgasm, something stopped him from doing it. Whether it was disgust or the fact that it just seemed wrong, something told him not to do it. The second he ejaculated, he wiped himself clean and got rid of the evidence. If someone went into his room with a black light, well he was sure someone would find something.
But now he had something else to deal with. A day had passed since fucking the tsundere out of Hipper in a Command building closet. He hadn’t seen Edinburgh at all. The Royal Navy woman was nowhere to be seen. He had asked her royal highness, Queen Elizabeth, but she didn’t say anything. Belfast was gone, and none of the other Royal Maids had seen her. It was as if she had disappeared off the face of the earth. He didn’t blame her. Seeing her Commander balls deep inside another woman surely would leave an impression on you.
He had been wondering if he had made a mistake. Of course, after using two of his coupons, he started to wonder if he could still get Wizard Powers. His cock was still hard and he was sure his supply of semen was still at manageable levels. Would that affect the cool wizard powers he got? Would he be like Dumbledore or would he be one of those off-brand Disney channel wizards? Admittedly, wands were cool but he wanted to do cool magic without one. Like the Fairy Tail wizards!
The Commander had run into a few other Royal Navy girls but when asked, they yielded the same response. Though finding Edinburgh went to the wayside when he watched the two girls he had run into walking away. The thought of Diddling Dido’s Delicious Delightfully Dripping Pussy with his Digits fell to the back burner when he finally saw the spectacled girl. He broke into a sprint, waving his hand like a lunatic in order to get her attention.
“Edinburgh!”
Stiffening at the sound of her name, the Royal Maid turned around, forcing a smile onto her face as she turned to him. “C-Commander! H-How do you do?”
“How do I do what?”
She blinked in confusion, shaking her head. “Nevermind, how are you today?”
“I’m doing alright, I’ve been trying to find you, Edinburgh. We need to talk about what happened yesterday,” he said. Upon hearing this, her mood soured.
“Very well, I suppose we can chat about it for a bit,” she said, gesturing for him to follow. They remained quiet for a long time, as he was led away from the Command building. As they walked, he heard brief snippets of conversation.
St. Louis had gone from singing happy songs to becoming sick practically overnight. She had been at the medic getting some medicine for a stomach virus. He wasn’t aware that one was going around but he would make sure to be careful. Another conversation he heard about was Admiral Hipper’s sudden niceness. Not only that but she had started writing songs and playing her guitar again. The Iron Blood girls had been left confused, given Admiral Hipper’s attitude toward everyone that wasn’t Eugen or Blucher.
He shrugged, not knowing what could have happened to those two. But if they were happy, what could he do? It didn’t take long for him to realize where Edinburgh was taking him. The Royal Gardens, Azur Lane’s main HQ was located within Royal Navy territory, and thus the Royal Navy girls had petitioned for a public garden and park for everyone to enjoy. Due to it being cloudy, and the fact that it would start raining soon, no one was outside. Perhaps this was why Edinburgh had brought him here. Once they were away from the public eye, in a more secluded spot, she turned to face him.
“What the bloody fuck is wrong with you?”
“Holy shit, pissed off Brit.” he thought, taken aback by her sudden shouting. “What did-”
“No, you stand there and you listen, you bastard. Why in the name of all that is good did you think it was a good idea to fuck a subordinate in a closet?” she snapped, glaring at him. “Do you have any idea how much of a PR nightmare that would be? It’s alright if you do that on your own time, within your quarters, but if any of the other people in power saw that, it would leak. How would you feel if your face was plastered across the globe because you decided to mess around with someone?”
“I mean… I’m the Commander of Azur Lane, no one could do anything because what I say goes,” he said with a shrug. “Besides, Edinburgh, you don’t know how hard it’s been.”
“How hard it’s been? Oh I know how hard it’s been, I saw just how hard yesterday when you were buried to the balls in Hipper!” she cried angrily. “It’s been difficult enough as it is having to deal with all of the paperwork and filing you’ve piled onto yourself but now that? Do you know how hard it was for me to wipe that image from my mind?”
“The image?” he asked, smirking a bit. Thinking back to Hipper, half-naked, her soft wet pussy on his dick. He couldn’t help but remember that memory and thinking back on St. Louis as well, it was already making him hard. “I think it was a great image!”
“Not for me! It just made me uncomfortable!” she said, turning away from him, and sighing. “Look, I’m not mad at you or anything. I understand that growing young men need an outlet. Just be sure you are in a quiet and secluded place when you do it. It could reflect poorly on your status. What if Enterprise had seen you? Or Queen Elizabeth?”
“I would have asked them to join.”
“Well, I never! You’d dare broach a question like that to her majesty?”
“Of course, I would! She has such a cute face, I’d love to see the expressions she makes while hopping on my dick. Not to mention that tight little body of hers and those little titties. Haah… just thinking about it is turning me on.” The Commander said.
“You sick pervert, you weren’t like this befo-” Edinburgh paused, narrowing her eyes a bit. “Wait a minute… unusually perverted, open about sexual fantasies, willingness to ask people to join you… my word, you are taking part in No Nut November, aren’t you?”
“Um… how did-”
“Because I’m taking part in it too.”
The Commander blinked, jaw-dropping. “All of my whats?”
She blushed, joining her hands together as she looked away. “It’s been hard not to do anything, I’ve been trying to focus on my work. You have blessed me with that, busying yourself with paperwork allows me to busy myself with sorting it. I haven’t had a single errant thought since I started, but then you… you decided to fuck Hipper in a closet.”
She bit her lip. “Just the thought of… slicking to that image, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. I did my best to avoid you, to avoid imagining that dick of yours… and now I’m here.”
The man merely smirked, reaching into his pocket for a slip of paper. His last slip of paper. He had been thinking about saving it, but he was so close to the end of this dreaded challenge that he threw caution to the wind. Edinburgh watched as he undid his belt, pulled his zipper down, and let his cock out.
“Is this the cock you’ve been imagining?” he asked, stroking it a bit. “You can’t help yourself, can you?”
“What are you doing? If you ejaculate, you will lose the challenge! In fact, how haven’t you lost yet? You ejaculated into Hipper didn’t you?”
“The Gods blessed me with coupons, Edinburgh. I am one step closer to becoming a Grand Wizard, but I can’t help myself. I need your pussy.” he exclaimed, jerking his cock a little harder. Edinburgh seemed entranced by it.
“No… I can’t, I won’t become a Grand Wizard myself if I give in!”
“Yes you can, just follow your carnal urges. You’ll be fine, I promise.” The Commander said. She didn’t know why, but Edinburgh chose to believe those words. She couldn’t help herself, she couldn’t let him down.
She collapsed onto her knees, basking in the glory of his uncut beast. She grabbed a hold of it, her dainty fingers working the shaft. Jerking it a bit and spreading his pre-cum over his bulbous head, she slipped it into her mouth, letting it prod the back of her throat. She started to suck, closing her eyes as she bobbed her head.
“That’s it, that’s it. Just give right into your desires.” The Commander groaned, placing a hand on her head as he aided in her bobbing. Her sucks became harder, tongue swirling faster and faster around his head.
“My word, he tastes delicious. Not only is his dick divine but it’s so good.” Edinburgh thought, her fingers moving to her folds. Whatever errant thoughts were in her head disappeared as she got into it, speeding up her sucks. She pulled his length from her mouth, looking up at him with worry. “Am I doing okay?”
He answered by shoving his cock back into her mouth, causing her to squeak. Her tongue was pressed down hard as he started fucking her mouth. She closed her eyes, just letting him do whatever he wanted to her. The warmth of her sopping cavern was enough to drive the man on the edge. He managed to hold on, slowing himself down a bit, eyes locked with Edinburgh’s. Her cheeks were slightly puffed out, almost like a chipmunk that had some nuts in its mouth.
If he wasn’t careful, she would have a lot of nut in her mouth, for sure.
He slowly pulled his length from her mouth, rubbing his head around her lips. She gave the head a soft kiss, winking at the man as she tickled his glans with the tip of her tongue. The Commander grabbed a hold of her arm, pulling her back to her feet before crashing his lips onto hers. She gave another squeak, but accepted the rough kiss, kissing him back with equal vigor. She was so into it that she didn’t even notice she had lifted one of her legs, like a stereotypical loving wife.
The Commander pulled away, reaching for her collar, undoing the clips that held her dress in place. In a single fluid motion, he brought it down, exposing her soft titties. Held back by the vile prison called a bra, he was quick to pull the front hook, releasing the bouncing betties to the air with glee. He gave them a loving squeeze, the girl looking away in embarrassment as he palmed her chest. It wasn’t long before she found herself on her back, the freshly cut grass poking against her shoulder blades as he wrapped her tits around his throbbing dick.
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck a pair of tits. Yours are so nice, not insanely big, not so flat. They’re perfect.” he said, pausing for a moment. He grabbed a hold of her arms, placing them behind her head. “There, now I can start.”
“Any reason why you-”
“I wanted to see those sexy armpits,” he said, without a hint of remorse as he thrust into her tits. “Oh yeah, that’s it,” he said, spitting on his shaft and working it into her breasts.
Edinburgh groaned a bit as he continuously massaged and pinched her nipples. His cock between her breasts felt hot, unlike anything she had ever felt before. It was as if someone was holding a burner to her skin. It felt so good she didn’t want the feeling to end. She felt a shudder when a droplet struck her forehead. She looked up, the clouds above them beginning to swirl.
“C-Commander, we should probably head inside, the storm will start soon.”
“So? I don’t give a shit, I’m fucking you right here, right now.”
Cutting his paizuri short, the Commander moved back, undoing some more of Edinburgh’s dress, pulling it off. He left her in nothing but her stockings, heels, and soft blue cotton panties. She looked up at him, blushing brightly as she eyed her body. She didn’t have the best figure in Azur Lane but she hoped he liked it. She shuddered again as he ran his hands over every inch of her skin.
“So soft and sexy,” he muttered, bending down to inhale her scent. “Mm… vanilla.”
“C-Commander…”
He didn’t say anything, rather, he let his actions speak for him. He grabbed a hold of her panties, pulling them off her body. He started doing the same, pulling off his uniform, and lowering his pants enough that they wouldn’t bother him. He slipped his fingers in his mouth, slathering them with saliva before running them between her folds. He slipped them in, thrusting hard inside her pussy, earning a pleasurable groan from the girl.
She had the cutest pussy, while Hipper’s was perfectly smooth and St. Louis had a neatly trimmed bush above hers, Edinburgh was different. She had a small tuft in the shape of a heart, the rest of it being completely bare and smooth. The shape was pleasing to look at, soft and pink, and her clit just looked gorgeous to him. Seeing his cock spread apart her folds was enough to get him harder than diamonds.
“B-be gentle, for a little bit okay? I want to get used to you,” she said softly. Though the Commander seldom heeded requests, he decided to go slow for her. He didn’t want to upset her, she was doing him a kindness after all.
He groaned a bit as he moved just above a snail’s pace. Her throbbing walls hugged his shaft so nicely. Her warmth was breathing life into him and every single one of her folds sent jolts of hot white pleasure through him. It was hard to hold back but he kept his nerve. Instead, he leaned down, giving her a kiss, which she eagerly returned. Much like with Hipper, he buried his nose in her shoulder, leaving a nice bite mark on her flesh.
He traced his tongue on the outer edges of her armpit, trailing kisses toward her boob until he snatched her nipple. He suckled on it like a newborn, keeping his gaze transfixed on her eyes. The rain had begun falling now, the wind making them shiver, in both cold and excitement. Edinburgh took her glasses off, shoving them in her dress before giving him a firm look.
“Fuck me, Commander. I want my pussy to take the shape of your dick.”
“Finally,” he said, a glint in his eye.
Edinburgh’s screams were carried into the wind as he started fucking her with all his strength. She howled and cried in pleasure, legs wrapped around his waist, hands ripping the freshly cut grass around her. She was panting, back arching as her loins burned with pleasure. She had spent so much time holding her urges back that now her pussy was overly sensitive. She felt herself hitting her climax, but her body kept chugging on.
The cold wind, the fire in her vagina, the rainwater on her skin, all of these things was making Edinburgh feel alive. Whatever was holding her back was gone, she was purely into it, using her legs to pull herself forward, meeting his thrusts with her own. Teeth grit, rainwater pinning his hair to his forehead, the Commander forced himself to stop, panting for breath.
“On your hands and knees.” he merely said. Edinburgh unhooked her legs from his waist, turning around, legs spread for his cock. Her pussy was open, her pink folds looking delicious. He couldn’t help himself. He knelt down, slurping her insides.
“Haah… Commander~” she squeaked, as she looked back, seeing his face buried in her vagina. “Do I taste that good?”
“Delicious, I couldn’t help myself,” he said, rubbing his head against her lips. He slipped himself back in, groaning a bit. He picked up speed, giving the woman’s ass a good smack. “Hah, yes!”
The rain picked up, battering their bodies as they kept going at it. The Commander wasn’t at all bothered, in fact, this seemed to turn him on even more. Edinburgh was panting, her voice shifting between groans and squeaks. He felt her cum again as he picked up speed, her folds felt absolutely amazing. He thought back on St. Louis and Hipper, their faces, groans, and sexy bodies turning him on further. He picked up speed, the wind carrying the sound of their tryst.
After a few moments, the Commander pulled out of Edinburgh, grabbing a hold of her wrist. He pulled her up to her knees, taking her lips into a kiss as he forced her to stand. He guided her toward a nearby tree, pressing her back against it. She let out a hiss as the bark dug into her skin but she didn’t care. He lifted her leg, he rubbed his cock between her dripping folds before he drove it inside.
“Mmm… oh, Commander, my darling~”
“Oh yeah, sexy nicknames. That makes me wanna fuck her harder.” he thought. The Commander pressed himself closed as he kept hammering himself inside her pussy. His free hand wrapped around her throat, squeezing it hard. Edinburgh squeaked, her eyes bulging slightly as her oxygen supply was cut.
He quickened his pace, groaning loudly as he continued to squeeze. He could feel the woman’s nails digging into his wrist as he kept cutting her air. He finally released his hold on her throat, allowing her to breathe, she coughed loudly, a loud moan erupting from her throat as she came hard. She leaned back against the tree, her chest rising and falling with every breath she took.
“Oh my god, that felt wonderful.”
“Glad you liked it.” he merely said, resuming his thrusts.
Edinburgh merely sighed as she kept riding his dick. Though she pushed against his chest, gesturing for him to lie down on the grass which he did. She climbed onto his waist, sitting on his throbbing cock. She eagerly bounced on it, sweeping her hair behind her head as the rain picked up. Her boobs were bouncing roughly, her nipples harder than diamonds as the wind continued to increase. The clouds rumbled above them, carrying with it the sound of thunder.
The Commander closed his eyes for a moment, only for them to snap open when he felt Edinburgh’s hands around his throat. She squeezed him, hard enough to stop him from breathing but not hard enough for him to be in any danger. He could feel his heart start racing, hearing it beat in its head as he tried and failed to breathe. His cock only throbbed harder as the Royal Maid kept milking him, her folds getting him closer and closer to the end. He grabbed a hold of her wrists, gritting his teeth.
“Squeeze…. Harder.”
Her eyes went wide, but she nodded, holding back her groans as she tightened her hold on his throat. He quickened his pace, hands on her hips as he felt his vision start going black. Finally, with one final thrust, he exploded, shooting load after load inside her pussy. The second she felt his warmth was when she let go, allowing him to breathe, his groan of pleasure erupting from his throat like a dormant volcano. The white-haired beauty fell forward into his arms, jittering a bit as he kept pumping cum into her.
They remained silent, the rain battering their bodies as they caught their breath. The Commander started kissing her neck, leaving little bites anywhere he could, before turning his attention to her lips. He pulled away, giving her a smile. “I hope you can forgive me for that precarious situation you caught me in yesterday.”
“Well, it’ll take a bit of time but I am certain I can… scrub it away,” she said, adopting her more professional tone. “I must admit, I wasn’t expecting this but well, you’re the best I’ve ever had.”
“Glad to hear it,” he said, grinning. “3 outta 3, not a bad score.”
“Also… after November is over, if you wish to um… copulate again… I would totally be okay with it,” she said, smiling. She lifted herself off his penis, seeing it was still hard. “Oh my, that’s quite a lot of cum.”
“Lay back, I’ll clean you up.”
“But you didn’t bring any napkins,” Edinburgh said, brows furrowing a bit. He laid her down, burying his face in her snatch, sucking. She bucked her hips upward, her legs tensing up a bit as she arched her back. “Aaahh… mmm, that feels so good~”
While she was distracted, he ended up slipping the coupon he had left in her dress pocket. He had used them all, all to sate his lust. May god have mercy on him now that he was fresh out of coupons.
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November 30th had arrived and absolutely nothing had happened. His sagely wizard powers had not come to him, in fact, the only thing that had come to him was an insatiable lust. He had managed to not jerk off for the final week. His throbbing erection hadn’t waned in the slightest, but his wizard powers didn’t come.
“Those bastards on Reddit lied to me.” he thought, shaking his head in anger. “All this time, I could have been fucking girls left and right. But it was all a lie.”
He decided in that instant that he would never, ever again do such a stupid challenge. The idea of getting wizard powers from not jacking off was absurd. He was an idiot for even falling for it. He deleted his Reddit account, not even feeling an ounce of regret at losing so much karma. He closed his browser, just as he heard a knock on his door. He sighed, leaning back against his seat.
“Come in!”
Three ladies filed in. St. Louis, Admiral Hipper and finally, Edinburgh. All three of them walked forward, taking the young man by surprise. It didn’t take him long for his lust to kick in. Perhaps he was going to get wizard powers after all. He had fallen into a rather odd trance, virtually smelling the pheromones the three were excreting. He wanted to bend the three of them and fuck them then and there. But he became serious, mentally telling Junior to settle down.
Before he could even say a word, all three of them set something down on his desk. When he looked at it closely, he noticed what it was. The coupons he had slipped into their clothes. Not only that but there was something else on top of them. Pink sticks, all with Plus signs.
“Oh fuck.”
“Oh fuck is all you can say?” Hipper snapped, glaring at him. “You bastard, you ended up fucking all of us without us even wanting it!”
“I didn’t mind, I had a lovely time,” Edinburgh said.
“As did I, I will admit, it was a bit of a surprise but once he had me on my back, well-” St. Louis stopped as Hipper cut her off.
“Well, he didn’t do that with me! He pulled me into a closet to explain why you were singing like a Dinsey princess and then screams “I need your pussy” and just takes me.”
“And you loved every second of it.”
“Well yes but..” she paused, sighing. “Would it have killed you to just ask?”
“He did ask all of us,” Edinburgh said, smiling as she rubbed her belly, already imagining the time her baby would be born. “I wasn’t kidding when I said he’s the best I’ve ever had.”
“Yes, he was rough and did it in such an explosive way too. It’s all I’ve been thinking about all week, I came here because I wanted more. I’m not even angry that he took two others after me.” St. Louis added, a smile on her face.
“I get him first, he pinned me to a door without even asking, so I should be the one who gets laid before the others.”
“Get in line, Hipper. I want to fuck him first!”
“I’m okay with waiting,” Edinburgh said, smiling. “I’ve seen his dick, and felt it too… I think he’s strong enough to have all of us.”
“Sorry ladies, but I want wizard powers and I am going to wait until the stroke of midnight.” The Commander said, looking at his watch. “No amount of pussy is going to make me wanna fuck until 12:00 tonight.”
“Ohohoho, no. That isn’t how it’s gonna work, fuckhead. You gave us these coupons, and none of them have barcodes on them. You know what that means, right? We get to fuck you. And we are going to drain those balls of yours, whether you like it or not.” Hipper said, grinning.
“You wouldn’t want to upset the mothers of your children, would you?” St. Louis asked, giving him a smile. “Be a good boy and help us out.”
“That’s right, Commander. We need your dick.” Edinburgh added, from the other side of the office. She had locked the door, shortening the distance between herself and the Commander’s desk, undoing her dress, letting it fall to the floor. “You wouldn’t deny us that, would you?”
“Shit,” he mumbled, glaring at the coupons the three had placed on his desk. He adjusted his tie, standing up from his seat. “Alright then… I won’t be a wizard this year, but I am not letting you three sex-starved goddesses remain unsated. My dick is yours, ladies. Sate your lust with it.”
“What in gods name is wrong with you? Fucking Christ, you are such a damn turn-off.” Hipper said, swiveling on her foot. “You two go ahead and fuck him, I’ll wait for my damn turn. Maybe I can finger myself and get back in the mood. Honestly, what the fuck.”
“More dick for Edi and me.” St. Louis said, licking her lips as she started undoing her tight-fitting dress. “But I get him first, are you okay with me touching you?”
“I don’t mind at all, St. Louis. Just as long as you don’t mind me touching you. I’ll keep your pussy spread so that the Commander’s cock can please you better.”
Hipper looked over her shoulder for a moment, cheeks tinged crimson. “Hey wait, I changed my mind. Is it too late to join?”
“Of course, it isn’t.” The Commander said with a grin.
And thus, No Nut November had come to an end. For the next several hours, everyone who tried to get the attention of the Commander would be unable to. Though rumors began to spread around the base about the sounds coming from his office. The man wouldn’t get to sleep until 1 AM on December 2nd, his dick effectively destroyed. Though he didn’t become a wizard, he did become one of the greatest sex gods known to man, at least to the three beauties he now called his wives.