Chapter Text
[The shot opens on the interior of a room filled with chairs facing a podium. The Grand High Witch (played by Angelica Huston) raises her arms)
GRAND HIGH WITCH: Take off your shoes!
[The shot pans to show various women taking off their shoes. The shot reaches Karen Walker, shaking her head]
KAREN: Honey, do you know how much these Manolos cost me?
[Karen pauses and frowns]
KAREN: I don’t know how much these Manolos cost me. Probably because they cost Stan! A-ha-ha-ha!
[The Grand High Witch reaches for her hair]
GRAND HIGH WITCH: Now take off your wigs…
[The shot pans to show various women taking off their wigs, and revealing grotesque, witch-like faces. Karen is clearly surprised]
[The shot abruptly cuts to the interior of an office, where Karen sits at a desk and slams down a bottle of perfume]
KAREN: I tell ya, Grace. It was horrible!
[The shot widens to show Grace Adler standing at her desk, smiling]
GRACE: C’mon, Kare. Weren’t you a teensy bit tempted to shed your human form?
[Karen glowers]
KAREN: Honey, no! I’m not evil in disguise!
[Grace laughs and shakes her head, then turns and trips on a rug]
[Karen watches, her shoulders heaving, then throws her head back]
KAREN: A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!