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It was 2am in the gryffindor common room, and yet, everyone seemed far from tired. The marauders had decided that a game night was in need before everyone went off on christmas break and so the Gryffindor 6th years, plus dorcas who was there with marlene and regulus , who claimed to have not wanted to be there but was all to happy to be seated in James' lap, were gathered in the common room surrounded by empty bottles of fire whiskey
They had been playing truth or dare, though the game had turned into people randomly asking each other questions whenever someone’s brain functioned for long enough to form a question. The ‘dare’ part of the game had faded out as most of them were too far gone to get up let alone carry out a dare without getting caught.
“uhh,” Marlene hummed mischievously as she tried to think of her next question. “Rate your last snog ”
“Come on, Mckinnon,” Sirius moaned, “This is clearly just for you to Segway into tangent about snogging Dorcas”
“What? Never.” Marlene feigned betrayal for a second until she burst out giggling. “But since we’re on the topic. I would give my last snog an eleven out of ten. As a matter of fact i’ll add five more points because she was so hot” Dorcas playfully punched Marlene on the should you which Marlene responded with a dramatic pout. Dorcas brought her lips to meet with Marlene’s pout which quickly became a coy smile.
“Merlin, the gays must be stopped.” Sirius moaned
“hmm and just as i was about to give you full marks. you get an 2/10 just for that,” Remus responded
Sirius folded his arms, forming a smirk “You know what. I’ll change that score later,” he winked.
Everyone turned to Peter who was sitting quitely looking as though he'd been was doing college level calculus. "How hard can it be to pick a number?" Sirius complained "The scale only has ten numbers."
"I know but I uh-" Peter looked down in embarrassment letting the rest of his sentence die in his throat.
"You what?"
"Oh my gosh," Dorcas realized "Peter doesn't know who his last kiss was. The little slag"
"Hey. in my defence ive had a lot of free time since you lot are in relationships.
Sirius turned to peter in shock. Never had he thought quiet little wormtail could engage in such scandalous behaviour
“While Pete’s figuring that one out, I’d like to mention that my last snog was so out of this world it can’t be put on your mundane 1-10 scale” James said with a cheesy smile on his face
“gross,” regulus smiled shoving james affectionately
“You two have snogged?” Sirius’s eyes were wide open. The room was quiet with confusion before Remus and Peter burst out laughing
“Sirius, mate, we’ve been dating six months” James chuckled nervously
“I know but he’s- he’s just a kid. i didn’t think-“ his sentence was cut off but remus doubling over as he howled with laughter
“Snogging is hardly the worst of it.” Regulus added earning him a kick in the shin from James.
“Prongs,” Sirius screamed lunging at James
"Oh shit"