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"YOUR DOG BIT ME WHILE I WAS PEACEFULLY READING A BOOK, YOU NEED TO PUT THAT THING ON A LEASH" au
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“I’m fine,” Derek repeats. “I’m not taking you to court, don’t worry about it.”
That’d be a great case. Look, your honor! Mr. Stilinski’s dog viciously tore my hand open. There’s no scar or stitches or hospital records or photos to prove it, but he did, I swear! Yeah, no. Besides, Derek had been the one to pet the dog, which probably wasn’t his best idea, even if it was domesticated.
“It doesn’t even hurt that much,” he adds. “I’ll be alright.”
“That’s an awesome sentiment and all, and you rock, but you say that till you see the hospital bill. Those people are crooks, I swear. And it doesn’t hurt? That’s the shock talking. Even big tough manly men can get infections, dude. We need to go to the hospital, like, now.”
“Big tough manly men?"
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