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There once lived a man named Jermey. Jermey was a nice man, accept for one thing. One single thing, that has led him to his current predicament.
Jermey is currently locked in Jason’s basement, suffering for his misdeeds, and discretions. The deed in question, one may ask? He hasn’t seen the hit show from the 60s Star Trek. Aka the best show in all of history.
This would damn his soul, but it would not earn him Jason’s basement. But what he did say, the most sinful thing of all. He said, without having seen a single moment of Star Trek, that Kirk and Spock haven’t a single moment of possible homosexual tension.
Now Jermey would live here. Where Jermey belongs.
The end