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liz and josh start kissing like they were going to run out of air if they stopped. aaand now they're making out. gross.
oren pouts. "she was supposed to be with me :/"
"he was my bro" the other oren whines. "we were supposed to go pick up hot chicks together"
suddenly the two orens notice each other.
"you know them?" bro-oren asks ex-oren.
"i don't know blondie but the other's my ex. i hate blondie."
"YOU'RE blonde."
ex-oren huffs haughtily. "so????"
bro-oren rolls his eyes. "i hate your ex."
"same."
"what's your name?"
"oren. what's YOUR name?"
"...oren"
"wanna make out?"
bro-oren shrugs. "but, like, no homo, right?"
ex-oren scoffs at the stupidity of that statement. "ugh, OBVIOUSLY!"
both orens lean into a kiss. "no homo, bro." they whisper to each other as they fall into a tender embrace.