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    This work began in all its unhinged, cracked, glory when the Amaz*n show (you know the one) revealed Celebrimbor's character design. No diss to the actor, who probably did his best, but he looks like Gilderoy Lockhart. From this simple, albeit idiotic, realization, a question was born: what would happen if Celebrimbor of Eregion and Gilderoy Lockhart switched places?

    This is my answer to that question. Steve from Stranger Things also somehow got pulled into it, because of Elrond's dismal look (the hair stylists need to walk on legos all the way to Mordor and back, don't get me started on Galadriel's wig), and let's just say things snowballed from here. Feel free to picture all the other characters according to your own headcannons (which I'm sure are 90% better than what Amaz*n pulled).

    No, I am not on drugs. Sometimes, I wish I were. And no, I'm not sure whether I'll watch the show yet.

    Oh, one last thing: while I despise many of the show character designs with the burning heat of a thousand suns, I'm actually think the representation is very nice. So you know, pass your way if black Elves give you hives, because we won't get along. Like, at all.

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    FFN: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14125269/1/The-Great-Eregion-Switcharoo

    AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41160219/chapters/103179513

    The Great Eregion Switcharoo
    by Astrance

    This work began in all its unhinged, cracked, glory when the Amaz*n show (you know the one) revealed Celebrimbor's character design. No diss to the actor, who probably did his best, but he looks like Gilderoy Lockhart. From this simple, albeit idiotic, realization, a question was born: what would happen if Celebrimbor of Eregion and Gilderoy Lockhart switched places?

    This is my answer to that question. Steve from Stranger Things also somehow got pulled into it, because of Elrond's dismal look (the hair stylists need to walk on legos all the way to Mordor and back, don't get me started on Galadriel's wig), and let's just say things snowballed from here. Feel free to picture all the other characters according to your own headcannons (which I'm sure are 90% better than what Amaz*n pulled).

    No, I am not on drugs. Sometimes, I wish I were. And no, I'm not sure whether I'll watch the show yet.

    Oh, one last thing: while I despise many of the show character designs with the burning heat of a thousand suns, I'm actually think the representation is very nice. So you know, pass your way if black Elves give you hives, because we won't get along. Like, at all.

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