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Saturday 06:21pm – who what where when
tomomom: ello
its project time
teletubby: sadly
…
why do u come up with the worst nicknames posisble
tomomom: its required.
boob: it’s really not
ok now this is just unfair
also
you forgot why and how
tomomom: no
boob: ..yes
tomomom: i left them out
ON PURPOSE
duh
boob: sure
the cherished: hi everyone
oh cool name for me :D
is this for ur project?
boob: OH MY GOD
tommy i will teach my foster sibling the attack command
tomomom: worth it
boob: ANYWAY
yes it’s for the project
the cherished: tommy never ever change ranboo’s name pls
i will pay loads if needed
tomomom: ill do it for free dw
its my pleasure
the cherished: perfect
when do we wanna work on it
teletubby: well me tom and ran all have swim tryouts tmrw
so maybe tues?
project has to be done for next mon
the cherished: that works w me
also gl at swim tryouts!!
i thought u and tom were already on the team
tomomom: we r
just have to tryout again for the sake of it
boob: wish i could say the same
tomomom: youll be fine big man
the cherished: ran
my man
boob: yes
the cherished: remind me how long youve been doing swim for
boob: ..since i was 3
the cherished: case closed, point mande
teletubby: TRUE
honestly sugar beets r scarier than swim tryouts
boob: in what universe
tomomom: the correct ones
the cherished: wait is that what the project is on
guys
boob: you see why i said they were being dramatic?
the cherished: oh for sure
tomomom: sugar beets r annoying
idc abt them, or the gmo version or whatever we have to write abt
thus
help.
boob: i don’t know how you’ve made it this far into highschool with that mindset /hj
tomomom: for the giggles
teletubby: and shits
tomomom: OH yeah def for the shits
school bathroom shits >>>
boob: you astound me
the cherished: this is chaos
boob: it’s only the beginning
oh shit hold on
i got to go now for totally normal reasons and definitely not because the biting sibling is now screaming at an increasingly loud volume
the cherished: about?
boob: something something, ranboo, something something
oh
ok wait she’s getting quiet
OH WAIT
the cherished: we need to break you out of there
boob: yes
also bye
child is in my room
must deal with the pest
tomomom: o7
good luck
the cherished: can we pls help this poor man escape
teletubby: he said no to us breaking in and taking him
quitte rude tbh
i thought itd be funy
the cherished: darn.
one day.
teletubby: ..one day.