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ranboo looked down, seeing the water and the rocks below. “hey, maybe we shouldn’t look down!” he quickly said, looking back up.
“who’s bright idea was it to bring us to the edge of a cliff? hmm, tommy?”
tommy put his hands on tubbo’s back, threatening to push him off as a joke. “i wouldn’t test my skills of pushing people off of cliffs, big man.”
a sigh, “i really do not get paid enough to deal with you guys.” tubbo laughed, however realizing that tommy’s hands were still on his back, he screamed. “get off of him, tommy. you’re going to give me a headache.”
the two younger boys joked about pushing each other off, completely forgetting how bad the fall down would be if they landed on one of the rocks instead of in the water.
tubbo grabbed tommy’s arm and held him over the cliff, “TUBBO- GOD THERE IS A CLIFF BELOW HIM AND IF HE DIES IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT.”
ranboo decided that there was no way in hell that he was going to deal with them, so he walked over to a rock and set out the picnic blanket.
making sure that the food would be fine, he went to go check back up on them due to not hearing them yell in a while.
“what the fuck did you guys do.” ranboo asked, seeing tommy crying.
“HE TRIED TO THROW ME OFF OF THE CLIFF AND THEN THREATENED ME WITH NUKES DUDE.” tommy yelled, not evenn giving tubbo a chance to plead his case.
ranboo sighed, he hated being the oldest out of the three of them, he didn’t wanna be responsible for when either of them decided it would be a good idea to try and burn down another house.
the last time they wanted to do that it was a nightmare. phil had to come bail them out of prison, and ranboo would do anything to not see the look on his face when they got home ever again.
“can you guys stop being dumbasses for one minute and stop threatening to kill each other?” ranboo asked, looking at the sobbing mess of tommy who is probably traumatized after that.
both of them looked at him for a second before they were at each others throats again, seemingly for the same reason as before.
how can you just threaten to push someone off of a cliff, almost do it and then still be bets friends? i don’t know, ask tommyinnit and tubbo because they are the gods at doing stupid ass things.
ranboo sighed again, “when you two kill each other i’m going to tell phil that i had nothing to do with it expect try and stop you guys.”
tubbo looked up at the enderman hybrid, “do not make me push you off of the cliff next.”
the hybrid was a good, six foot seven while tubbo was no where close to being that tall, “i would like to see you try because you’re like an entire foot shorter than me.” ranboo laughed.
it was a good giggle moment, it was a fun bonding experience for all for them! “i should have never said for you guys to not look down, maybe then we would be eating our lunch instead of letting it go to waste.”
ranboo walked back to where he had set up the blanket, the two younger boys realizing what they had come there for in the first place. “thank you for the reminder that we must eat in order to survive the fall down, boob.”
for the one time tommy could actually be sweet, he was a gremlin child. “i want to shove my fist so far down your throat that you actually fall off of the cliff, tommyinnit. you are not a big man, you are a child. good day.” ranboo responded, before eating the food he had made.
without hearing a response, he looked back up. “i didn’t go too far, did i?” ranboo asked, he just wanted confirmation.
tommy shook his head, starting to laugh. “but tubbo, all jokes aside would you really throw me off of the cliff?” he asked.
tubbo looked him dead in the eyes, “i would. i would also throw ranboo off of the cliff. god knows i can’t do that though. so all i can do is just funny threats.”
the two looked at him in shock, “how could you ever try and harm your precious besties?”
“easy, it’s called i can and i will. anyways let's eat.”
and from that day forward, they remembered ot never bring tubbo near a cliff or anything with a far way down. they were not in the mood to get thrown off of a height and possibly die.
it was a running joke from that day forward that tubbo was fearless and liked to push people off of cliffs! they are never going to let tubbo near a cliff however.