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“... Do you thi nk he’s going to be alright?”
“I don’t know, but he’s sure been sleeping for a- Oh!”
Spamton rubbed his eyes. Ah- He fell asleep. “WELL, THIS HAS BEEN [[OH SO GREAT ]] BUT I REALLY GOT TO-”
“...So, are you going to go without having one of my pancakes?” Blue said with a frown.
Normally, he’d decline food at all costs, but- Oh, he hadn’t had any of Blue’s cooking in so long…
“...FINE.”
“Yay!”
Spamton gobbled down the food relatively quickly… He was pretty hungry, actually. “OHMFGN THFF REMINFF M3” They said, their mouth still full of food, as they searched their pockets. Alarmed, they quickly swallowed the rest of their food.
“...[[GREAT DEALS FOR ONLY THREE PAYMENTS OF 19.99!]].”
“Huh? What’s wr-”
“NOTHING, IT MUST HAVE [[Fallen Down]] [[OUT OF POCKET COST]]. HAD SOME [[CHOCOLATE]] IN MY [[PANTALOONS]]!”
“Oh, that? It melted, so I, uh- Threw it away…-?”
“I COULD’VE STILL EATEN IT!?”
Why the fuck is this man eating melted chocolate. Bro. The fuck.
“ Please don’t eat melted chocolate, it’s not good??? If you really wanted it, you can just. Buy more chocolate??”
“HAHAHAHEAHEAEH, [[IN THIS ECONOMY]]? I’LL PASS, I’D RATHER TAKE MY [[CHOCOLATE MELT]].”
Blue didn’t quite understand, but- Well, whatever.
“ANYWAYS, [[AIGHT, IMMA HEAD OUT]].”
Spamton got up, and walked towards the door.
“Hey, wait-”
“?????”
“Why are you so eager to leave… We- We haven’t seen you in 25 years, even if you have somewhere to be, at least tell us where you live?”
“HM, NO THANK YOU!” Though he said it rather calmly, he felt an uneasy feeling in his gut about telling them. They’d hate him even more, right?
“Can we…at least meet up every now and then?”
“I SAID [[NO]] .”
They… They didn’t understand what was wrong, why was he shouting-
“Spamton, I- Oh, do- I understand that you feel that way, but… I want us to be on good terms again, I’m sorry that you- That you hate us this much, but I-”
“WHAT-”
Spamton stopped in its tracks, turning back around to look at them, a blank look in their eyes.
“ME? NO, NO. THAT’S BEEN [[YOU]]. [[YOU]] ARE THE ONES THAT- THAT- THAT- THAT- [[$%$#] THAT . THAT HATE ME.” Angel from above, it’s so hard to speak sometimes, having been stuck talking like this! Ugh.
“Wh- No, no, no, no, no! That’s not true at all! I- Do you really th-think that we..-? Oh- Oh, I’m so sorry…” Blue brought him into an embrace, causing him to glitch out and frantically push him away. You do not just hug a guy out of the Blue. (See what I did there?) “Ahh, sorry! I didn’t mean to- Sorry.” Blue apologized, backing away from him, slowly.
“WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?” Spamton repeated, clearly confused. “WH-ERHT. UH. NO, YOU’RE [[LIE]].” He…had trouble changing his mind, and therefore wasn’t going to! They’re just lying! Yeah.
“I.. I-I’m sorry you feel this way, but I promise I’m not lying- Would I do that?”
He…wouldn’t. Blue wouldn’t dare do something like that. Ever. That’d be a cruel joke… But maybe he was stretching the truth to not “hurt his feelings” or whatever. That.. Had to be the case!
“[[nononono! stop it! please!]], THAT [[AIN’T]] TRUE. YOU’RE. Y--Y-PH.. [[SHUT YER TRAP]]!”
“Spamton… That’s- That is your voice. You’ve… You’ve said that at some point, right-? What happened to you?”
“ME? HAEHHAEHEH [[NOTHING IS WRONG]]!” Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar.
“The look on your face says otherwise!”
“I DON’T NEED [[help help me please please stop please]]. NEED. NEED. NEED.”
This bitch is fucking mentally ill.