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(The song opens with a shot of the Red Skull, Loki, Ultron, Nebula, Klaw, and Killmonger making cool poses. As the chorus is sung, they flicker and change into Springtrap, the Ink Demon, Freddy Fazbear, Mommy Long Legs, Foxy, and Golden Freddy, respectively.)
Chorus: You've got the power,
Made by design.
Breaking the rules,
Villains arise!
(Cut to Springtrap, his face painted red, as he walks through the remains of the pizzeria from Pizzeria Simulator. He is wearing a black hooded cloak, and there is an oddly spectral seeming to him.)
Springtrap: Red Skull—it's the Hydra titan,
Lead pools in my mind of violence.
Dead pull at the final silence,
Cull you all in my rhyme's asylum.
Wreck spinals and vitals on vinyls,
I know I'm psycho, I might go
Cut your aid off with a chainsaw, brains raw.
Blackout in a wormhole: face off!
Dragged down into Vormir: gate boss!
But don't you test-or-act for me,
I'm packin' heat on beats, I rack on these weapons
Of mass destruction, I gas the public and strap the peace,
No cap, I end you in your starter capped,
Steve Roger that!
(Cut to the Ink Demon standing at the front of a stage, with Searchers and Butcher Gang clones as an eager audience. As the Prophet shines a spotlight on him, the audience kneel/prostrate, gazing up with looks of adoration.)
Ink Demon: Well that was nice, and no I'd never lie.
You can all sit down cause the god's arrived!
Everything I want, I can take it!
Your savior is here, so glad I could make it!
In all black, stab you in the back,
Never saw the first attack, I'mma be the most notorious!
I'm burdened with a purpose and it's glorious, glorious!
(Cut to Freddy Fazbear leading the Toys and Pizzeria Simulator animatronics against Circus Baby, Marionette, and the other Sister Location animatronics.)
Freddy: I was created by science and became the perfect vessel.
You will need an alliance cause you're facing something special.
But you're thinking that my heart is colder than my metal,
But I see the state of this planet sick with organic devils.
I don't need no pilot to fly this Iron Man!
Not a fan of calling me a tyrant when silence of mankind is in demand.
Your compliance mean that your timing ends with the sand
Within my guidance I'm gonna cure this land!
(Cut to Mommy Long Legs seated in the middle of a web. The brutalized remains of multiple mini Huggy Wuggy dolls lie scattered around her, and Bunzo Bunny is struggling futilely to escape.)
Mommy Long Legs: Cybernetic psychopath, call me what you will.
Biggest sadist in the galaxy, every part rebuilt
To win, defeat, destroy, repeat.
You won't even face my rap game if it's not ripe on beat!
Stark got nothing on me, cause I'm the OG!
That Gauntlet will be mine, I will make the world bleed!
But first in line my father and my sister must pay
For this unceasing pain I feel every single day!
(Shot of Foxy in Pirate’s Cove, hanging on to the mast with his regular hand and gesturing with his hook.)
Foxy: Yeah, you can not mess with the sonics!
Yes, I'm a thief, but I'm gettin' the profit!
Making a living from what I do best,
Offer the funds and I'll shoot for the head!
You're hearing me now, you're dead on the floor,
Bringing the rain, I'm making it pour,
Collecting the prize after I've taken you out with the Klaw!
And I want more, so I keep slayin' them,
Obey the man - that's me.
Bringin' the pain to them,
Vibranium is the pavement, man - that's it!
I'm reppin' myself, I don't rep a has-been!
"Inspector Gadget" with the blasters,
The way my hand's opening up,
You will get dropped to the ground with no casket, that's it!
(Cut to Golden Freddy sitting onstage at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Bonnie and Chica standing behind him with instruments in hand. Suddenly, Golden Freddy teleports into the night guard office, grabbing a dummy dressed in the night guard uniform and tearing it to pieces.)
Golden Freddy: Now I've been waiting my whole life for this, you can't count the scars on my body!
I might show up late to your party, grabbing a plate and saying: "Hey, auntie!"
Y'all sitting up here all comfortable, ain't nobody gonna kiss your rings!
I'm pounding my chest, you laying on the ground, I'm screaming out loud:
“Is this your king? Is this your king?"
Nah bitch, let me just settle this nonsense:
Never surrender to any contender 'cause death is better than bondage!
I'mma make sure you see the pain in my eyes before you see the claws,
And if I can not rule the world, then I'm gonna burn it all!
(Cut to a shot of Doctor Octopus, Hela, Abomination, Venom, Magneto, and Thanos making cool poses. As the chorus is sung, they flicker and change into the Neighbor, Malice, the Follower [from 123 Slaughter Me Street], Ennard, Bandit [from Showdown Bandit], and Joey Drew, respectively.)
Chorus: You've got the power,
Made by design.
Breaking the rules,
Villains arise!
(Cut to the Neighbor, wearing a harness mimicking Doctor Octopus's arms, in a control room where he is participating in his usual battle of wits.)
Neighbor: The Doctor's in, now which subject am I oppin' on?
Grapple and wrap them like we was scrapping in the octagon,
Crush him 'til he makes no sound like driving a Prius,
I've got an eight limbs, I'm more a spider than he is!
A father figure to that Parker kid, I guess that I'm an Octodad.
Dig their graves, a square space like it's a sponsered ad.
Biting off heads that Os is bat going off the track,
Doc's mods top stocks, Rob shops, I'm double copping bags.
(Cut to Malice slicing and dicing her way through a horde of Butcher Gang clones with an axe. The Projectionist follows, making short work of any clones she misses.)
Malice: About time somebody came and finished this.
Don't you all know my powers are limitless?
Here to bring out all your darkest fears
While I drown entire planets in their blood and tears.
It's my time, I'm the goddess of death!
And if you think I'm backing down, don't go holding your breath.
The rightful heir finally back again!
If you stand in my way, prepare to meet the end!
(Cut to Follower engaged in a brawl with Huggy Wuggy. Though Follower is clearly stronger, Huggy is no slouch either, using his slimmer form to his advantage.)
Follower: I don't need any weapons,
Two fists enough to get through the message.
He think he got it all smashed until I step foot on his block and I Hulk him, wreckless!
See when I run down, better look vicious,
I'm off the Gamma and I feel radiant!
Stronger than Banner and if I catch him, bet I'mma knock him back into O eight with this
And I'm a need all ten rings like Wilt
For taking down Wong cause no one else built!
Matter of fact, I'm abominable,
The ravager of worlds, what you tryna do?
You should've never spared me,
You been listening to Betty too much, that's gonna get you buried!
You had the chain of fate,
Well watch when I catch you again,
You gonna regret that amazing grace!
(Cut to Ennard fighting their way through various damaged versions of previously seen animatronics.)
Ennard: Villainous origin, now my morals is my topic.
Used to live and hold my grudges, I said fuck it with my problems.
Hand to hand, darkened plans for heroism might solve it.
What's the issue, used to take pictures for issues, now I'm different.
Like I'm jumping with no harness, got rid of my Carnage,
Relived my humanity and found out where my heart went.
I swear life was getting harder, all this evil harbored,
Please don't get me started, man, I'm sorry, Peter Parker!
(Cut to Bandit being held in the air by his strings. Around him, various Showdown Bandit enemies are being dispatched by metal objects.)
Bandit: The way that I move, it look like the Force,
We need Mutants, we need more!
All these humans way too soft,
Why they booing like I'm wrong?
Man, that boy X just be talking,
He don't run none, he can't walk.
They gone treat me like a martyr
Like I'm Jesus on the cross!
Tell me if they want static,
I throw sky scrapers and hasbeens!
Nothing you do matters, dawg,
I am the law of attraction!
They can think they hold weight,
I lift city buses and State houses!
Helmet on my head, so that Professor X can stay out it!
(Cut to Joey Drew setting up a projector in his office, Beast Bendy at his side. Part way through his verse, he reaches up and rubs the beast’s head affectionately.)
Joey Drew: The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
My desire was to build, I never wanted to kill.
But I will shred the universe right down to its last atom,
And let any creature who doubted me hear me laugh at em!
I'm inevitable and it's hopeless cause I don't miss, I'm the coldest,
When I'm snapping like Lil John back in O six, homie don't miss,
Took a shot and thought I was dead—
Bad career move, ha, you should've gone for the head!
(He snaps his fingers, and the song ends.)