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OKAY SO I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER.
MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN, AND SOMEHOW IT WAS STILL A FUNCTIONAL HOUSE AND IT WAS ALL WOOD AND EVERYONE STILL HAD BEDS?? SOMEHOW???
ANYWAYS, IT WAS MERGED WITH STRANGER THINGS AND STEVE AND DUSTIN WERE BEING EATEN IN THE UPSIDE DOWN; "STEVE, OF COURSE YOU DONT LOOK GOOD WHEN YOURE BEING EATEN" -dustin henderson, my dream, june 7th, 2022
ANYWAYS BUT INSTEAD OF NORMALLY BEING EATEN LIKE IN THE SHOW, IT WAS JUST BLOBS THAT SOMEWHAT RESEMBLED THEM AND IT WAS HAPPENING BOTH, IN OUR WORLD, AS IN; JOE KEERY WAS BEING EATEN BY A DEMOGORGON???? BUT IT WAS ALSO HAPPENING IN THE STRANGER THINGS UNIVERSE WHERE THEY WERE ALL IN A MOVIE THEATRE SO BOTH STEVE AND JOE JUST. DIDNT HAVE LEGS ANYMORE????
(my mom said shes gonna name her band Legless Joe Keery)
ANYWAYS SO JOYCE/WINONA (I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE TBH) WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON AND STEVE AND JOE WAS LIKE
"I THINK YOU SHOULD HURRY UP HERE ON ACCOUNT OF MY LEGS BEING GONE"
LMAOO, ANYWAYS MIKE CAME UP TO HER AND WENT "WHERE IS MY BROTHER"
(mike wheeler doesnt have a brother.)
"I DONT KNOW" (-joyce)
"GIVE ME MY BROTHER BACK."
AND SOMEHOW I KNEW HE WAS TALKING ABOUT REGULUS BLACK??
(I do not fancast finn wolfhard as young sirius black.)
AND THEN HE DID THE THING EL DOES WITH HER HAND AND PICKED UP JOYCE AND SMASHED HER THROUGH MULTIPLE SCHOOLS???
(mikE DOESNT HAVE POWERS?? ALSO IT WAS YOUNG HIM. LIKE. SEASON ONE MIKE)
ANYWAYS ONE OF THE SCHOOLS WAS WESTERBURG HIGH. FROM HEATHERS. AND IT WAS ANIMATED AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE WAS SINGING TO THE TUNE OF ONE OF THE SONGS FROM THE MUSICAL IDK IDK AND THEY WERE LIKE;
"CLOSE ALL THE DOORS, GET THE WICKED WITCH OUT OF HERE" AND VERONICA WAS THW WITCH? AND IT WAS ALSO JOYCE?? BC THEY'RE BOTH PLAYED BY WINONA YK, AND BC IT WAS A CARTOON IT DID THAT THING THAT OLD CARTOONS DO WHERE ITS LIKE...
YK THAT ONE WHERE ITS A PRISON AND SUDDENLY ALL THE DOORS ARE CLOSED AND ITS FROM A WEIRD ANGLE?? IDK I MIGHT'VE DREAMED THAT TOO BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THAT WAS BASICALLY IT.
BUT ALSO INSTEAD OF JD IT WAS THE DEMOGORGON.
WHAT.