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the homies
Venti: yall were geting a new student tmrw!
Venti: *getting
Xinyan: ooh who is it?
Jean: Were they a Vision holder?
Venti: uhh idk? i don't recongize the name but mayb?
Venti: *recognize
Xingqiu: wait a minute how did you even find out abt this?
Venti: oh i eavsedropped on a tecaher
Venti: *eavesdropped *teacher
Zhongli: Venti…
Venti: eep!
Yoimiya: wait can u tell us the name? who is it?
Venti: ok gimme a sec
Venti: did any of u know a “shikanoin heizou”?
Tomo: OMA HEIZOU????
Sara: Oh. Him.
Venti: okya so u do…
Kaeya: okya
Venti: wait no *okay
Xiangling: okya
Amber: okya
Ayato: okya
Xingqiu: okya
Itto: OKYA
Venti: noooo stop
Childe: okya
Childe: wait no sorry
Lisa: so how do u guys know him? who was he?
Sara: He was a detective for the Tenryou Commission.
Kazuha: and a fellow anemo wielder.
Keqing: So someone more calm and rational, then?
Tomo: lmao you wish
Gorou: i do still remember that time he came to watatsumi during the war… in full tenryou commission uniform…
Kokomi: He claimed he was there to “sightsee”...
Kuki: i remember i used to barter with him to let itto go in exchange for other information…
Yoimiya: wasn’t he like a martial arts master?
Ayato: honestly i don’t know how he did that with his size
Ayato: he was almost as short as xiao
Xiao: Excuse me?
Ayato: i said what i said
Diluc: Well, he sounds… interesting.
Venti: pleeeeeaseee can i add him to the chat?
Ningguang: I don’t know if that’s the best idea…
Venti: cmon…
Albedo: I suppose I can wipe the chat logs before we add him, would that be okay?
Ei: Before you do that, can I ask if we should give him his vision when he arrives?
Ganyu: How about we give him some time to adjust to a new school first?
Jean: A week or so sounds good, right?
Venti: fiiiiiiine
Venti added Heizou to the homies
Heizou: what’s this?
Venti: hey new student! weclome to the teyvat academy gc!!
Venti: *welcome
Heizou: are you… drunk?
Kaeya: LMAOOO called out by the new kid
Tomo: oof
Venti: nooooo
Zhongli: Venti, are you?
Diluc: Venti?
Venti went offline
Childe: lol look at him run
Rosaria: i think diluc’s gonna set him on fire for real lmao
Heizou: uhhhh
Thoma: oh right! new kid!
Ayaka: Should we go around and introduce ourselves, or…?
Heizou: no need, ill meet you all tomorrow
Heizou: quick question though, why can’t i read any of the past chat logs?
Gorou: umm it must be because you just got added?
Heizou: i’m pretty sure that’s not a feature for this chat app…
Kazuha: maybe you’re remembering wrong.
Heizou: hm.