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it’s the final braincell *off-key kazoo*

Chapter 19: sus

Notes:

I'm sorry for the title, I couldn't come up with anything better.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

the homies

 

Venti: yall were geting a new student tmrw!

Venti: *getting

Xinyan: ooh who is it?

Jean: Were they a Vision holder?

Venti: uhh idk? i don't recongize the name but mayb?

Venti: *recognize

Xingqiu: wait a minute how did you even find out abt this?

Venti: oh i eavsedropped on a tecaher

Venti: *eavesdropped *teacher

Zhongli: Venti…

Venti: eep!

Yoimiya: wait can u tell us the name? who is it?

Venti: ok gimme a sec

Venti: did any of u know a “shikanoin heizou”?

Tomo: OMA HEIZOU????

Sara: Oh. Him.

Venti: okya so u do…

Kaeya: okya

Venti: wait no *okay

Xiangling: okya

Amber: okya

Ayato: okya

Xingqiu: okya

Itto: OKYA

Venti: noooo stop

Childe: okya

Childe: wait no sorry

Lisa: so how do u guys know him? who was he?

Sara: He was a detective for the Tenryou Commission.

Kazuha: and a fellow anemo wielder.

Keqing: So someone more calm and rational, then?

Tomo: lmao you wish

Gorou: i do still remember that time he came to watatsumi during the war… in full tenryou commission uniform…

Kokomi: He claimed he was there to “sightsee”...

Kuki: i remember i used to barter with him to let itto go in exchange for other information…

Yoimiya: wasn’t he like a martial arts master?

Ayato: honestly i don’t know how he did that with his size

Ayato: he was almost as short as xiao

Xiao: Excuse me?

Ayato: i said what i said

Diluc: Well, he sounds… interesting.

Venti: pleeeeeaseee can i add him to the chat?

Ningguang: I don’t know if that’s the best idea…

Venti: cmon…

Albedo: I suppose I can wipe the chat logs before we add him, would that be okay?

Ei: Before you do that, can I ask if we should give him his vision when he arrives?

Ganyu: How about we give him some time to adjust to a new school first?

Jean: A week or so sounds good, right?

Venti: fiiiiiiine

Venti added Heizou to the homies

Heizou: what’s this?

Venti: hey new student! weclome to the teyvat academy gc!!

Venti: *welcome

Heizou: are you… drunk?

Kaeya: LMAOOO called out by the new kid

Tomo: oof

Venti: nooooo

Zhongli: Venti, are you?

Diluc: Venti?

Venti went offline

Childe: lol look at him run

Rosaria: i think diluc’s gonna set him on fire for real lmao

Heizou: uhhhh

Thoma: oh right! new kid!

Ayaka: Should we go around and introduce ourselves, or…?

Heizou: no need, ill meet you all tomorrow

Heizou: quick question though, why can’t i read any of the past chat logs?

Gorou: umm it must be because you just got added?

Heizou: i’m pretty sure that’s not a feature for this chat app…

Kazuha: maybe you’re remembering wrong.

Heizou: hm.

Notes:

Heizou my boy! I love him both lore-wise and in game (he's so strong!) so this is a fun arc for me too! (Have any of you read his Vision story? Why must the Anemo curse strike again???)

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