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Part 17 of Madoka Attacks North Korea Cinematic Universe
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Published:
2022-04-09
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2022-08-26
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144,282
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141/141
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Madoka Attacks North Korea Z

Summary:

It’s been 5 years since Madoka caused the collapsed of North Korea. Now her and her friends try to live in peace but people who want want them dead have appeared. Now it’s their job to not die to whatever the hell the future has planned for magical girls.

Notes:

“The Madoka Attacks North Korea series isn’t over yet! But for now Mami’s daughter will be the protagonist!” - Obama Care 2020

Chapter 1: Mami Jr Time

Chapter Text

“Junior, wake up!”
Mami said as she prodded her daughter awake.
“What do you want, mom? It’s way too early for this shit, let me go back to sleep!” Mami Jr said.
“Listen to your mom, Junior.” Madoka said as she entered Mami’s 5 year old daughter’s room.
“AUNTIE MADOKA!” Mami Jr screamed before jumping out of her bed. “WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE?”
“Looks like Nagisa didn’t tell you. Ok so, Nagisa and I planned for you, Sayako, and Kaeda to go on a picnic outside of Mitakihara with us.”
“Is mom coming with us?”
“No, Mami will get lost and neither of us want to go looking for her.”
“Makes sense.”
Mami Jr changed into her pink dress, black thigh high socks and red shoes.
“Madoka, let’s go!”
“You’re finally up, Junior.” Nagisa said as she watched her step daughter exit her room.
“Junior, show Nagisa that trick I taught you the other day.”
“Okay!”
A yellow aura surrounded the young girl as her eyes changed from red to blue.
“Madoka… is there a Super Saiyan bargain sale that I don’t know of?”
“No.”
“First you… then Asuka… and now my 5 year old daughter…” Nagisa stared down at the floor for a few seconds before looking up at Madoka and Mami Jr. “Alright, let’s get out of here.”
“Bye, mom!” Mami Jr said as she waved goodbye to her mother.

-
“This should be where Kyoko lives.” Nagisa said as she stood infront of the cardboard house in a dark alleyway.
Mami Jr knocked on the cardboard door.
“Who is it?” A female voice said from the other side.
“It’s Madoka.”
Poorfag opened the door.
“Where’s Kaede?”
“Kaeda, your friends are outside!” Poorfag yelled.
A 5 year old brunette ran downstairs.
“Finally! You guys are here!” Kaede Sakura said.
“YOU TOLD HER ABOUT THIS BUT NOT ME!” Mami Jr screamed.
“Yep.” Madoka responded.
“WHY?”
“It was Nagisa idea.”
“WHY DID YOU DO THIS, NAGISA!”
“I wanted to surprise you.”
“BUT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FINE TO TELL KAEDE?”
“It’s not my fault, she just so happened to have over heard our conversation.”
Madoka went Super Saiyan and grabbed Mami Jr.
“PUT ME DOWN, MADOKA!”
“Calm down.”
Mami Jr flailed her arms and legs around, attempting to break free from Madoka’s grasp.
“Nagisa, let’s hurry over to Sayako’s house.”
Nagisa ran away with Kaeda in her arms as Madoka followed behind her.

-
The four magical girls stood outside of Sayaka Miki’s large house.
“Damn, this place is big as fuck.” Mami Jr commented.
“You too can buy a house as big as this.” Nagisa lied.
No matter how hard you work, the only thing that can make you truly successful is luck.
Mami Jr pulled her phone out and called Sayako Miki.
“Sayako, get out, we’re going to rob your house and we won’t hesitate on killing you if you don’t-“
A blue haired girl stood in front of the entrance to Sayaka’s house.
“Don’t threaten me, Mami. Mom does that enough already.”
“So we have everyone now.”
“You know what that means!” Madoka said as she stared at Nagisa for several seconds.
“Stop staring at me! It’s creepy.”
“We can finally get out of Mitakihara City!”
“That woman! That woman! That woman!” A black haired teenager said as she stared at Madoka and co from the roof of Sayaka’s house.
“Ae, calm down, she might spot you.”
“How could I calm down? Madoka Kaname killed my father and caused the collapse of my country! Now that she told me where Madoka lives, my revenge is finally at hand!”
“Which is why you should pay attention.”
“What?”
“Look down, those magical girls are already gone.”
Kim Ju-ae let out a blood curdling scream as she stomped on the roof of Sayaka’s house.
“DAMN ME! DAMN ME!” She said as she slapped herself in the face. She punched herself in the stomach before turning around.
“Jinping… let’s hunt them down before they have too much fun.” Kim Ju-ae said as a wicked smile spread across her face.

-
“This seems like a good spot to sit down.” Nagisa said as she put a blue blanket on the ground.
She put the basket full of food near her.
“Everyone! Get over here!” Nagisa called out to her friend.
“Halt!” Kim Ju-ae said as she and President Jinping jumped out of a tree they were hiding in.
“What the fuck?” Sayako whispered to herself.
“Isn’t that Xi Jinping?” Madoka asked.
“That is correct, Mrs. Kaname.”
“How the hell do you know my name?” Madoka asked before going Super Saiyan.
“You see, ever since you invaded my country and stole my father from me, I’ve wanted revenge! My caretaker, Jinping, promised me that I would get my revenge one day. One day, we were sent a letter, which gave out the name of the city in which you lived in, so we came here as quickly as possible and have been stalking you for a week.”
Madoka teleported in front of Ae, before being quickly punched into the ground by President Xi.
“Now! Show her your true power!”
Xi Jinping’s skin began to grow yellow fur as a black bow tie appear on his chest, with a black hat to go along with it. His eyeballs grew pitch black with only two small white dots of the center of them. He began to look like a yellow bear.
“Yes! I can almost taste Madoka’s blood!” Ju-ae laughed as Golden Xi grabbed Madoka and put her in his mouth.
“BILLION-“
“No attacking, Madoka.” Kim Ju-ae said before giggling “If you try anything sneaky, then Yellow Bear will crush your head with one bite! Even if you take him out, you still have to go through me!”
Madoka growled at Kim Ju-ae as she stared at Nagisa and her friends’ kids.
“Now Madoka, just sit back and enjoy the show!”