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It was such a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds are tweeting, the neighbor"s dogs are fuckin – anyways! Nothing could ruin this beautiful day!
Mysta smiled to himself, rubbing his bulging belly as he stare appreciatively at the wonderful view of his shirtless husband doing some push-ups in their backyard.
"Ah," The man smiled to himself, eyes crinkling in happiness. "Just a few more days and I"ll finally hold you in my arms, Sonny."
He never expect that he would be here, completely happy and at peace with his life. In spite of the fact that he"s literally married to a Mafia Boss now and was often getting stalked, kidnapped, and shot by rival mafia dudes, he"s completely pogging in his life. With his sweetheart of a husband at his side to protect him and keep him safe, he"s not afraid of anything. Nothing can scare him anymore.
Unless, yes, unless. Unless if it"s horror games. After all, no one is perfect. He may seem perfect and all but, just like any other regular human, he still is capable of harboring some kind of weakness.
Anyways, just like what he said earlier, he thought he would never love again. After his painful break-up with the man he thought and treated as his first and final love, he thought he could never let his heart love once again. He thought Vox is would be the one... but that fucker dares to fall for another man while dating him! Fuck him.
Mysta pouts to himself in annoyance, shaking his head to cleanse his thoughts and keep him from thinking of that stupid demon who broke his heart.
"Happy thoughts, Mysta. Happy thoughts. Think about your baby. Think about your wonderful husband..."
Once he finally managed to calm down, he carefully grabbed the juice that his, again, wonderful and hot as fuck husband, prepared for him earlier.
"Ah," The former detective sighs, his whole being filled with content, "Nothing could ever ruin such a wonderful day like this."
Maybe... he should stop jinxing himself.
After a few hours of watching his beloved husband do his daily workout routine, Mysta was ready to call it a day and enter their house for a well-deserved nap. He was only ten step away from his chair when he suddenly noticed a sudden slow trickle of liquid gushing out of his ass when he literally just peed a few minutes ago.
Mysta can feel the blood drain from his face as the front of his joggers started to become wet.
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! Mysta hissed under his breath as the uncomfortable feeling of liquid leaking out of his ass was suddenly being overtaken by the sudden painful contractions. It actually felt like his ass was getting sliced open by rusty sword.
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Fucking shit! Is Sonny coming out today?! How– It"s too early! This can"t be happening...!
"Fuck, fuck! It"s going to come out!"
Luca, who"s only doing his water break before starting another set of his intense workout, dropped his water bottle in surprise when his husband whose been oggling him since the beginning of his workout started screaming.
"It"s going to come out! Luca, where the fuck are you?!"
The frozen Mafia Boss just stared at his squirming husband. Opening and closing his mouth like a fish, not knowing what to react to his husband"s shrieking since it"s too early for Mysta to go into labor. There"s still a week before their son is due so why –
Right. This could be just a prank. Like, they prank each other every day and, and this could be just Mysta"s revenge after he ate his chocolate ice cream last week –
"Luca, dude–" Mysta gasps in pain, instantly gaining Luca"s focus once again, "I"m countin", I"m fucking counting, dude! If you"re not here within the next five seconds–"
"I"m here, I"m here! Stop panicking, Mysta!"
"You fucker– you"re panicking too...?!"
Yup. This bastard"s panicking too, Mysta thought histerically.
Instead of answering the question, Luca just flails his arms around, eyes wild and filled with something that is a mixture of excitement and nervousness as dawning realisation that his child would come out soon came upon him.
Despite the pain of the contractions, Mysta couldn"t help but roll his eyes as his husband started vibrating in front of him. Completely impatient, he wrapped his arms around the other man"s neck and released a pained whimper underneath his breath as his body became weightless when Luca put his arm underneath his legs and used his other arm to support Mysta"s back.
The blond ran towards their car carefully, looking down at Mysta to make sure he"s comfortable. Along the way to the car, one of Luca"s underlings suddenly appeared and handed the startled couple a bag filled with things that Mysta would need while staying at the hospital and one of Luca"s shirt.
Luca received the bag and the shirt gratefully, putting Mysta on the back of the car carefully before throwing the bag on the passengers seat and wearing the shirt he was given.
The ride to the hospital was a fucking stressful one, Mysta thought. His husband"s so fucking crazy. They nearly crashed two times, almost hit a person thrice, and probably broke lots of traffic laws on their way to the hospital. Surprisingly, no one stopped them. No traffic enforcers, no police, nothing.
Once they finally arrived at the hospital, Luca immediately gathered the panting man in his arms and ran inside, yelling "Help!" to gain a nurse"s attention, which he successfully did. The nurse quickly lead them to the delivery room.
Mysta let out a sigh once Luca finally laid him on the bed, arms clenching the white sheets of the bed as he gritted his teeth in pain. He grabbed Luca"s hand to keep from himself focusing on the pain.
Regardless of the pain of the pregnant man"s grip, Luca just gave his husband a comforting smile, enclosing Mysta"s hand in his larger hand and applying a sliver of pressure to comfort him.
"Well, well, who do we have here." A deep voice spoke from the doorway.
That voice. That fucking voice. Why can he hear that motherfucking smooth voice that used make him swoon – until now, he"s still swooning over it, but anyways – here in the hospital...?!
"What the fuck, Vox?!" Mysta gaped amidst the absolute pain that his contractions, releasing Luca"s hand from his grasp to turn his whole attention on the bastard that entered his room, "What are you doing here?!"
"Mysta, mysta... My silly little boy," Vox shook his head as he pointed at his clothes, "I"m a doctor here."
When the fuck did he became a doctor?! How the fuck did he became a doctor?!
"No, no, no! I don"t want you to be the one to look at my ass!"
"There"s no need to worry, Mysta. I"ve seen that multiple times in the past, you don"t have to be shy anymore."
"...GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"
"Mr. Rias, please calm down." Said by one of nurses in the room as they started bringing the tools that the man in labor would need later.
For a brief moment, Mysta wonders if it was actually worth giving birth to his beautiful child in this stupidly fancy hospital with his douche of an ex-boyfriend as his doctor – but, he suddenly remembers the embarassing fact that his own mother gave birth to him in the middle of forest...
Fuck it. He only need to tolerate Vox"s presence for a few hours anyway. Plus, Luca"s with him. Luca"s quite stupid sometimes but he would never leave him alone here.
"Fuck...!" Mysta cried, the searing pain fully distracting him from his internal thoughts.
Vox hums, staring at the panting man in front of him amusedly, "Mysta, do you want some drugs now?"
Mysta tried his best to give the stupid man the fiercest glare he can give but the other man just smiled at him while tilting his head to the side innocently.
"Fuck you. I don"t need that shit, I ain"t no pussy."
After just a few seconds, Mysta was already sobbing and was being comforted by the subtly panicking blond beside him as the former detective tried to snatch the medication from the doctor, Vox"s, hand.
"Fucking hell, man!" Mysta screamed, large blue eyes filled with tears as the searing pain of contractions hit its peak, "Give me that shit!"
"Calm down, my boy," Vox murmurs softly, nodding at the stupid boy"s husband before reaching slowly for the front of Mysta"s hospital gown to look if he"s fully dilated and ready to push, "Since this is your first pregnancy – is this his first pregnancy? Okay, since this is his first pregnancy it would probably take a while before he"s fully dilated– holy shit, never mind. It"s coming out. Start screaming and pushing, you silly sausage."
Luca let out a surprised yelp when Mysta suddenly squeezed his hand to the point of breaking while also screaming obscenities at Vox as he started pushing.
Mysta closed his eyes, screaming, "BLOODY FUCKING HELL!"
"Are you pogging irl right now, Mysta?!" Luca shouted beside Mysta, gripping the laboring man"s hand firmly. Regardless of the pain of the contractions, Mysta can still see the fear and worry in the blond man"s eyes.
"Do I look like I"m pogging right now, dude?!"
Despite getting yelled at by Mysta, Luca just laughed wildly, completely enjoying the chaotic atmosphere of the delivery room.
"Why you laughin", Luca! I"m fucking dying over here while I push your child out of my ass!"
Luca laughed becore yelling, "Dude, calm down! ("Fuck you!" Mysta screamed.) It"s just like taking a shit!"
"Taking a shit my ass!"
Oh God. He can"t do this. He can"t do this anymore. This is fucking impossible. There"s no way he"ll push the baby out his asshole.
Noticing that Mysta was starting to give up, Luca gently caress the other man"s cheeks, "Oh, Mysta, come on, man! You can do this!"
"No, no, no! Fuck no! I can"t do this anymore!" Mysta was crying now, ignoring the nurses on his side that keeps on calming him down. Eyes focused on the blond man caressing his cheeks.
"Holy shit. The baby"s arm was stuck in your ass, Mysta!" Vox scream, which earned the ire of the nurses with him, caught the frantic couple"s attention.
Scared and extremely exhausted, Mysta started ranting everything that he has been keeping in his chest for years.
"This is your fault, Vox! Sonny wouldn"t be stucked in my ass if only you didn"t cheated on me you asshole!"
"You rat bastard... you broke up with– nevermind. It doesn"t matter anymore."
"Oh yeah, huh? It doesn"t matter?" Mysta glares daggers at the demon, "What are you going say huh?! Huh?! You broke up with me "cause you"re a fucking idiot?! You cheated on me, you bitch!"
"I CHEATED?! I"VE NEVER CHEATED ON YOU! YOU–YOU"RE JUST BEING STUPID AND DILUSIONAL!"
"I"M DILUSIONAL?! I"M NOT THE ONE THAT KEEPS ON BRINGING THAT IKE IN OUR CONVERSATION!
"STOP BRINGING IKE INTO THIS SHIT!" Vox screamed.
The innocent man, Ike, one of nurses that is currently assisting Mysta, stiffened on his place before looking at the ceiling and releasing a heavy sigh, "I don"t want to be involve in this conversation."
"Nina and Shu was right. You just ended up ruining my life. I should have listened to their warnings when I first met you..." Mysta hiccups.
"GET HIS ASS, MYSTA! GET HIS ASS!" Luca shouted gleefully near Mysta, holding the laboring man"s hand firmly. Not the least bit concerned) at the fact that his husband"s ex was in a screaming match with his laboring husband. In fact, it looks like he was even anticipating a fight that would probably happen once Mysta was done with this shit and has the energy to be that bad bitch Mafia malewife that he is.
Okay. Mysta wants to cry again. Not only his son was being a difficult little shit and keeps on getting stuck in his ass thus extending this fucking labor. He was also being attacked by the stupid fucker that he used to date.
He was completely shaking. He doesn"t know if it"s because of the excruciating pain and exhaustion of pushing the little shit out of his ass or the uncontrollable itch to choke the demon bastard.
Vox, despite arguing with Mysta, was still focused on carefully freeing the baby"s stucked shoulder. His golden eyes never lose its focus on the child, and after a few more pushing and Vox"s careful handling, the baby"s shoulder was finally free and so as the rest of the child"s body.
"It"s out!" Vox released a heavy sigh as he held the screaming newborn on his hands.
The detective sighs, dropping his head to rest on his pillow to stare at the ceiling. The noise of his child"s cries and Luca"s histerical screams of "EWW! What the fuck is that?!" reverberates across the room but Mysta appears to be deaf to the cries of his newborn child and ruckus that his husband was causing.
Mysta was completely alone in his thoughts for probably a few minutes. The doctor and the nurses are both distracting the bewildered Luca so that the exhausted new father can rest for a few moment.
A gentle touch on his arm brought Mysta"s mind back to the present, his gaze fell upon the man owning the said hand and smiled weakly upon seeing that it was his husband"s.
One of the nurses, the one with the glasses, carefully laid the swaddled sleeping newborn in Mysta"s arms before rushing out of the room. Not wanting to be involve with crazy people now that his job is done.
His vision is becoming blurry, staring straight at the squirming bundle in his arms as Luca enveloped the two of them in a warm hug, whispering various words of thankfulness and pog while kissing Mysta"s quite sweaty temple.
After a few minutes of just observing their sleeping child, Luca broke the silent.
"I thought babies are supposed to be cute?" Luca stated, voice filled with wonder and a little bit of confusion as he stared at the slumbering child in Mysta"s arms. "He"s so ugly though...?"
So that"s why he was screaming earlier, The detective mused. Their baby must be ugly as fuck.
Mysta snickers, raising his head to stare at walls of his room, passing their child to his husband"s arms to give his own arms some rest, "I know, right?"
Man, what a lousy parent they are. Calling their innocent child ugly? This would be a fucking hilarious story to tell Sonny when he"s older, Mysta thought.
While the two new parents was engrossed in their own world, Vox silently stood at the doorway and observed the new family. Staring longingly at the man that he used to love– no. What was he thinking? He still love Mysta even at this moment. And he keeps on wondering, wondering if they didn"t broke up... Would he be the one on Mysta"s side, holding his arm for support, as the other man give birth to their child? Would they also marvel the features of their own child if only they stayed together? If only they are less immature at that time. If only–
Vox just shook his head, smiling sadly to himself for a moment before pasting a teasing smirk on his lips as he walked towards the couple.
"Mr. Kaneshiro, if you want to, I could give you a much cuter baby." The demon offered cheekily.
Startled, Mysta just ended up gaping at his doctor while Luca tilted his head to the side curiously, "...You"ll exchange our baby with someone else"s...?"
Mysta"s eyes widen as he caught the flash of amusement that appears on Vox"s eyes and he immediately interfered, "No, no, no! Shut up, Luca, I want my baby in my arms. Now."
Luca returned the child in Mysta"s arm. Scratching his head briefly at the look of annoyance that his irate husband gave him.
"Look," Mysta"s arms around his baby tightened as he glare at the stupid fucker in front of him. "You"re still hot as fuck, but I"m already satisfied with my husband"s milkers. I ain"t interested. Get the fuck out."
Vox shrugged before smirking. Aware that he should probably stop teasing the new father (or else the former detective would hunt him and probably make his life a living hell), he walked out of the room, raising his hand as a farewell, "Suit yourself."
Silence surrounded the two when the doctor finally left with Mysta fuming silently on his bed while Luca was staring straight at the doorway.
Luca just blinked, "What the hell was that?"
"It doesn"t matter," Mysta huffs. That fucking asshole. He grasped Luca"s pointer finger and held it near Sonny"s hands for the baby to hold. "Look at our baby."
Confused but knowing it should be better to just follow Mysta"s orders, Luca just nodded before giving all of his attention to their now awake child.
"Woah," Luca breathes, eyes filled with wonder as Sonny"s little hand grasped his pointer finger, "Now that I looked at him closely, he"s not actually that ugly."
"Oh yeah?" Mysta pipes up beside him teasingly, lips curving into an amused smile at his husband"s obvious awe.
Luca raised his head, gazing at the tired yet satisfied man happily, "Yeah," He whispered.