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Chapter 5: k irby

Summary:

i am,,, hyperfixating help

sorry for how slow I was making this I had no ideas yesterday sucked ass
I did go over the discord character cap of 2k while writing tho
thank you for all the support this has gotten me holy shit

Notes:

anyway yeah this is basically just 2 rambles but I think it’s funny

also don’t question the Wii burning

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hollyberry21: hey

hollyberry21: heeeey

hollyberry21: @//everyone

hollyberry21: wanna hang out I’m bored

sprit: I can’t I’m playing a game

whitelily: what game

spirt: kirby

cocoverlord64: watch him begin rambling for an hour

spirt: aight bet

cocoverlord: try and ramble about meta knight I dare you

spirt: okay wait

purestvanilla: what have you done

purestvanilla: but also sure hollyberry

hollyberry21: SWEET anyone else?

dark_cacao: it depends what’re we doing

hollyberry21: playing mario kart

dark_cacao: yes.

thebigcheese: HOLLY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

thebigcheese: YOU AND CACAO??? PLAYING MARIO KART

whitelily: oh my god did neither of you learn from last time you nearly burnt your entire house down

cocoverlord64: they fucking what

hollyberry21: I want a fuckin rematch

thebigcheese: they broke cacao’s wii

the big cheese: actually did you ever get a new wii cacao

dark_cacao: yes I had to practice to beat hollyberry

spirt: meta knight first appeared in Kirby’s adventure, released in 1993. he is thought to be a similar species to Kirby because of their related shape and physical appearance. Meta knight wears armour, a mask (which keeps getting broken), his dimensional cape also cool shoes. He has retractable bat like wings that were first shown in Kirby Superstar’s sidemode, revenge of meta knight.

cocoverlord64: is that a challenge

whitelily: bestie you were typing for so long what the shit

thebigcheese: oh my god

dark_cacao: what the shit

purestvanilla: still confused on how when I looked away for 5 minutes to go get some drinks for you all the fucjing wii was on fire

spirt: WHAT WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT

spirt: nvm scrolled up none of you ever get to play on my switch

hollyberry21: OH COME ON

hollyberry21: anyway cheese, lily, cocoa, you in for mario of the kart variety

thebigcheese: well I have to see this again

whitelily: sure but let me bring a camera

dark_cacao: cocoas been awfully quiet for the past couple of minutes

cocoverlord64: ok so basically inanimate insanity is an animated object show on youtube where the cast are sentient objects and theyre all competing for a grand cash prize the show currently has 3 seasons and s1 started back in 2011 on april 1st the host for all 3 seasons so far is mephone4 and there have been 14 contestants for season 1 20 contestants for season 2 and (approx) 18 contestants for season 3 season 2 is going to finish up on the 16th episode in a few years time and episode 15 is currently in the works as we speak the show has begun to adapt some dark and interesting lore during the latest episodes of season 2 and season 3 with the likes of a character named steve cobs being painted as an antagonist who runs meeple corporation his company is an enemy of an alien species called the prime shimmer who shared their dark history with meeple in s2 episode 14 and

spirt: OH MY GOD BESTIE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

spirt: ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

cocoverlord64: :]

whitelily: yeah I’m going to hollys

spirt: well I have to know more about “company is an enemy of an alien species”

spirt: bc now I’m thinking of Kirby vs the Pepsi man