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Welcome to this user guide on activation and usage of the Chu Sangwoo (CSW) v21. It is my hope that should you come into possession of your own CSW, that this guide will help you understand his programming and subroutines while leading to a fruitful and enjoyable time for all. Be advised that the only CSW v21 on the market is currently mine and that this manual and guide is purely educational . If I find you attempting to initiate any programs or subroutines, you’ll [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] your fucking [redacted] [redacted] in the river.
Bitch.
~Jang Jaeyoung.
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On Activation:
The CSW is coded for routine. Most times, you will find that your CSW will self activate even without setting an alarm because of standard coding. It is exceptionally annoying to find that the pillow/cuddle function has been interrupted by hard coded activation. No matter how thoroughly you exhaust the battery the night before.
(Duracell and Energizer can’t even compare to the long lasting voltage of the CSW battery, I promise you that!)
However, on the odd occasion, if you manage to be awake before your CSW activates, you may activate him yourself, but gently.
Start by tracing the skin under his eyes with your thumbs, muttering to yourself about how he’s developing bags is optional. Trace his jaw with your lips and feel his stubble, being able to tease him about needing to shave that morning is a bonus.
At this point your CSW should begin start-up procedures. You can delay proper activation by keeping a hand on his waist and kissing the back of his neck. Be advised that putting your hand up his shirt will start the grumpy subroutine, no matter how many times you’ve done it.
Tilt his head towards you and kiss him, despite how your CSW mumbles about morning breath. However, this tactic will only work for approximately 30 seconds before coded routines kick in and your CSW may abandon you for his exercise subroutine. If possible, why not join your CSW for a few laps around the block? It means you have one more logical point to persuade him to shower together later.
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On Optimal Energy Replenishment:
The CSW v21 does recharge overnight, but it does also require chemical energy as well. However, despite attempts to improve the CSW’s capacity for taste in previous iterations, he will prefer, as per his coding, more of the same cheap food that he’s been eating.
Still, the CSW v21 has seen marked improvement in deviation from coded routine. He can be encouraged via tugs on the wrist or an arm around his waist, to go to other establishments within the cafeteria. He is especially persuaded when he doesn’t have to pay for any of it either.
Be advised about wasting food or placing more broccoli on your CSW’s plate. These days, he is likely to shove it back on your tray and force you to eat it.
The primary fuel your CSW will require is his standard Blackholic Coffee. Per routine he will prefer to buy it from the snack bar, but you can induce a smile subroutine if you give him one yourself. If you’re lucky, he might initiate a sharing subroutine as well, but Blackholic has, and always will, taste like trash. So take a sip to please your CSW, but insist he drink the rest.
(Surprisingly it doesn’t taste so bad when you kiss it off a CSW’s lips.)
If you are fortunate to go home with your CSW and be around during dinner subroutines, you will be pleased to note that at the very least, the CSW v21 has expanded his capacity for kimchi jjigae and doenjang jjigae instead of only eating instant ramen.
But please keep him away from the Spam. That much salt will kill anything.
For exceptions to energy replenishment, see the section On Dating Subroutines.
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On Changing Your CSW’s Casing (AKA Clothes):
The CSW typically does not come with a wide range of accepted casing, aka clothes. Despite much work, the v21 remains stubborn and continues to only allow dark clothes and plaid with his typical hat. No matter how much you plead. Or hide his clothes. Or buy him new ones.
However, there are niche cases where the CSW will appropriate clothes, especially when someone “accidentally” forgets to turn on the heating in their apartment. The CSW will then be happy to accept any additional clothes, regardless of how oversized they are and how small they make him look.
Remember DO NOT mock your CSW while rolling up sleeves and pant legs for him. DO NOT call him, “Our little Sangchu-yah.” And especially especially DO NOT say he looks like a kimbap when he chooses to roll himself up in your blankets.
(Regardless, we all prefer our CSW with as little clothing as possible anyway. :D)
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On Dating Subroutines:
The CSW v21 continues to have the same flaw as previous iterations where “non-productive” activities are seen as wasteful. However, there is a secret passcode to initiating the dating subroutine, especially after several days have passed since the last dating subroutine.
Lean in and whisper the following into the CSW’s ear: “Sangwoo-ah, don’t you want to spend some time with hyung? Hyung missed you.”
After whispering the passcode, cup the CSW’s cheek and gently pinch his earlobe to tease him. The CSW will roll his eyes and you can expect the dating subroutine to initiate anything in the range of a movie in your apartment while he works on his laptop to a full and proper date night complete with dinner, a walk, and an additional activity.
Dinner during a dating subroutine can be used to stretch the limits of tolerated energy replenishment if desired. This can be especially accomplished by initiating the categorizing subroutine so that your CSW will be prompted to categorize culinary experiences further and expand his understanding. This has been marginally successful and although your CSW’s skepticism circuits will be going off, he can be persuaded into giving new things a try all the same.
(But there’s nothing that can be done when he plays dirty and says, “But hyung… Can’t we just eat some ramen at home? We can even watch your Netflix,” while biting his lip. The dirty tease.)
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On the Standard Excitatory X-change (SEX) Protocol:
Initiating the Standard Excitatory X-change (SEX) Protocol is, even after years of progress, a delicate process for the CSW v21.
Undertake this process with ABSOLUTE CARE. This cannot be emphasized enough. For examples of how to NOT approach initiation of the SEX Protocol, see the manual for the CSW v11.5.
Begin with pulling your CSW close. The initiation of mental acclimation to physical touch has sped up in the CSW v21 and in fact, the boot time has been reduced due to acclimation from proximity compared to the v20. Do NOT initiate too much further touch outside of the following: kissing the crown of his head, rubbing his hip, rubbing his cheek with yours, putting an arm over his shoulder or around his waist.
If your CSW takes initiative to sit in your lap, you are absolutely permitted to put an arm around his waist and pull him against your chest. You may initiate the physical contact listed above in addition to this.
After a few minutes, you may begin to increase the amount and sensuality of the touches. Start by actually rubbing the skin under the waistband of his pants. Rub the back or side of his neck with the tip of your nose. Then kiss the mole on your CSW’s neck, nipping it slightly. If you feel a shiver go down his spine, you have correctly initiated the next phase of the SEX Protocol.
Slowly lower your CSW onto a soft and stable surface. Bear in mind that the CSW DOES NOT prefer the couch as he claims it’s not enough space. However, if suitably engaged, he won’t notice. He will terminate the protocol if any computer or school work is within a one meter radius, so do make sure to prepare for this ahead of time!
Begin activating further pleasure circuits by kissing his lips. The CSW v21 is especially adept at reciprocating in this regard, and the way that he makes it feel like he can suck out your soul is so lovely and dangerous. You may allow your hands to wander and play with ventral facing switches (aka nipples), but only use circular rubbing motions. Pinching is too harsh for this early phase.
At this point, you will be able to remove the top casing of your CSW, especially if his cheeks have turned red and his visual receptors (aka eyes) have dilated. Avail yourself upon the exposed ventral and dorsal areas by any means you prefer. The CSW responds especially well to kisses on his nipples and belly button with corresponding light scratches down his back. More nipping and kissing on his neck is also acceptable. Be advised that while responses to hickies on his neck and hip are favorable, they will initiate the grumpy subroutines the following morning.
If your CSW is also initiating touch, you may engage him and take advantage of the variable hand speed and pressure settings available. Place his hand on any part of your body that you would like him to touch and enjoy. Revel for a moment in the knowledge that you are one of the few who has ever known this bliss. If his hands move lower still, you can place his hand on your penis, but bear in mind that the speed is voice activated and your CSW will require clear instructions as to the speed you desire.
I also recommend continuing your actions upon the CSW unless you enjoy being called lazy.
(This damn guy still doesn’t understand body worship even after I’ve been trying to get it into his system since the v19.)
The CSW is also very vocally responsive to oral stimulation. When on the receiving end, he will be more than happy to put his legs over your shoulders, and deliciously moan while calling out, “Hyung!” Be advised that the CSW is not circumcised and you will need to GENTLY pull back the foreskin for better stimulation. If stimulation is appropriate, you may even taste seminal lubrication (aka pre-ejaculate). If the CSW takes initiative to provide stimulation in return, you will notice marked improvement since the v18! However, do note that when the CSW provides oral stimulation, it does trigger the teasing subroutine and may lead you beg. A bit. Just a tiny bit.
I will also say that the variable suction is truly the highlight of the CSW’s oral stimulation. The CSW does come very well calibrated and is capable of providing various levels with voice command and on his own initiative.
(Be warned that some of the faces he makes while sucking dick are… exceptionally erotic and I can’t tell you how many times I accidentally came early while training on the v19.)
It is entirely up to you if you would like to work your CSW to climax here or not. The CSW v21 is capable of ejaculating at least twice with sufficient provocation and I have found it to be particularly enjoyable to cause him to use this capability, so I suggest causing the first climax here. Due to sufficient intake of Blackholic, you may have concerns that your CSW’s semen will taste bitter, but it is a grand surprise to see that he’s actually rather sweet on the inside and on the pallet.
As your CSW is in the post-climax recovery cycle, you can initiate preparation for penetration. The example illustrated herein is one where I have managed to take a turn at penetration, but please allow me to assure you that the CSW v21 is exceptional at providing pleasure when permitted to initiate penetrative SEX Protocol.
Always begin by giving a moment for your CSW to recognize that penetration will be occurring that night by gently rubbing a finger around the anal port. Use ample lubrication even at this step because the CSW prefers the sensation of it due to sensitivity. After at least one minute of this, begin to insert a finger to induce stretching and relaxation of the anal port. Remember, this step cannot be rushed. Instead, savor the ability to touch your CSW anywhere you can reach, kiss him until breathless (him or you, it doesn’t matter), and provide positive reinforcement for your CSW as it helps improve coding for future endeavors.
After exactly two minutes of using one finger, you may not only begin using two fingers, but now is the ideal time to search for your CSW’s internal pleasure button (aka the prostate). For those of us who have been active with a CSW since v12, you will be thrilled to know the position of the button has not been moved. You can reach it by inserting your fingers to the last knuckle and gently stroking the internal walls that should be on the other side of ventral CSW panels. You’ll know you’ve found it when your CSW’s penis twitches and he releases audio output.
If the audio output is him calling out, “Hyung… please…” feel free to repeatedly press and stroke gently while continuing to thrust your fingers into him. Really get in there and make him sweat and writhe. But do be advised that due to the exceptional vocality of the CSW, you might have received noise complaints from your neighbors. First, tell your neighbors to fuck right off and then stick your CLEAN fingers from your other hand in your CSW’s mouth to occupy it and reduce vocal output as required. Clean is emphasized as the CSW is programmed to complain despite how your hands have only been touching his body for the last hour.
(I personally enjoy the vocal output, and do not regularly use this step. I do regularly tell my neighbors to fuck off.)
When your CSW starts to whine, this will be after approximately five minutes or more of prostate stimulation, you may begin to include a third finger. Do begin to space out prostate stimulation in order to avoid overstimulation. Overstimulation has been proven to be a bit too painful for the CSW since the v14.
Repeat adding more fingers every few minutes as required for your own personal anatomy. I find four fingers to be sufficient for me. The CSW v21 is not programmed for fisting and I do not recommend attempting it either.
Make sure to properly prepare yourself with a condom for easy clean-up and additional lubrication prior to penetration. Initiate penetration slowly. The best response is when penetration and kissing occur at the same time. Rubbing the frenulum of your CSW’s penis in addition can also lead to a substantial response. Once your penis is fully seated in the CSW’s anal port, you may begin thrusting at a moderate pace. Listening to your CSW is vital at this stage to make sure you are speeding up or slowing down in sufficient amounts to drive your CSW wild because that imagery is just as important as the sensations you are feeling. Remember to also angle your thrusts appropriately to target the prostate. The easiest, although most boring, is missionary position. The CSW has a strong dislike of doggy style, but reverse cowboy is well favored.
At this point, you will also find the CSW is much more accepting to bites and nipping along his body, but do try to restrain yourself to areas that will not be visible/will be hidden under casing as we do not want the grumpy subprotocols the following morning. If you feel the CSW biting you back, encourage it as per your preferences. Mine is to encourage it all the time and then show it off the following morning.
You should also find at this point that your CSW’s penis has become erect again. Begin stroking it, but remember, due to his foreskin, that you cannot be particularly vigorous or that will induce pain subroutines. However, using the ample pre-ejaculate to rub just the frenulum and tip is ideal to provide the stimulation required for the second ejaculation. Feel him shudder and shake around you, appreciate the heightened volume of the audio output, and then determine for yourself if you wish to prolong the experience of the SEX Protocol or terminate it with your own climax.
I, myself, am usually at my limit at this point and bring things to an end here.
SEX Protocol does not include any post-climax activities, so you will have to engage any subroutines that you desire post-clean up.
(You’d be surprised how quickly the bastard can get up and go clean himself up despite how his legs were just shaking moments ago.)
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On Shutting Down:
All versions of the CSW have rather rapid shutdown protocols that are all self-initiated to the SECOND. If you wish to involve yourself in the shutdown procedures, here are some tips.
One, make sure that you have also undergone suitable clean-up procedures and have changed into fresh, comfortable clothes.
Two, assist in the drying of your CSW’s hair. Although he will complain that he can do it himself, it is an easy way to continue being involved and spending time with your CSW.
Three, the CSW v21 prefers sleeping at the edge of the bed where he can get up first. If you sleep on the wrong side of the bed to prevent this, you will be subject to passive-aggressive subroutines, so avoid it as much as possible. Still, this position close to the wall is perfectly fine, especially if you want to pull him back for cuddling.
Four, if you are interested in cuddling, you must wait until the shutdown is already underway. If still powered on, the CSW will object to any physical contact as it is deemed to be uncomfortable for sufficient shutdown. But don’t heed that, as when cuddling subroutines are initiated mid-shutdown, you can find the CSW sleeping through the night and using your chest as a pillow even. Pull your CSW close by putting your arms around his waist. If he mumbles in protest, just kiss the back of his neck and pull him closer. He will potentially mumble some more, but as the shutdown is imminent, he will not put up any more of a fuss.
Now I must admit, prior to having my own CSW, I wasn’t much of a cuddler. But I also was not one for having consistent partners. Still, nothing has compared to having a CSW in your arms while sleeping. It’s like a warm pillow that smells wonderful and is a delight to wake up to.
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“What is sunbae-nim writing?” Sangwoo asked without looking away from his screen. “You’ve been typing a lot for most of today.”
“Sangwoo-yah, why can’t you call me hyung now that I’ve graduated?” Jaeyoung asked while casually attempting to hide his screen. “Haven’t I shown that I’m more than just a sunbae by now?”
“Because sunbae-nim enjoys being called hyung too much,” Sangwoo said without blinking. “I’ve done some research. I believe it is called a hyung kink, although in China it’s also called a gege kink.”
“Your pronunciation is still terrible.”
“So are you, sunbae-nim. Please finish the new art assets by the deadline today.”
“Argh!”
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Afterward:
I hope this manual and user guide has enlightened you on the operation, delights, and difficulties in having a CSW v21. However troublesome it seems, a CSW is truly a grand acquisition and unfortunately for all of you, the only one in existence is mine.
Best of luck.
~Jang Jaeyoung