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DwanyeeJohn: guys I think we should change Val’s name to the witchfucker general
vladislav: TF GRACIOUS NO
MuscleBro: but Fletcher wasn’t a witch?
vladislav: fletch is my ex shut up
LadyGabby: U DATED FLETCHER RENN?!?!?? ANNDKSJQKSJS WHAT
dinosaur_trén: u k Fletcher?
LadyGabby: we were both in the school paper jabdjxjsjs
vladislav: I was not
barbiefashionfairytale: mhm the too cool for school routine
grand_mage: not that u would know anything abt being cool Ghastly
barbiefashionfairytale: says the man who’s username is “grand mage”
MuscleBro: GUYS
MuscleBro: NO ONE HAS ANSWERED WHY GRACIOUS WANTS VAL’S NAME TO BE CHANGED TO THE WITCHFUCKER GENERAL
AntonShudder: Dear Dexter,
AntonShudder: Valkyrie is dating Militsa. Keep up.
AntonShudder: From, Anton.
MuscleBro: oh
MuscleBro: congrats Val!
MuscleBro: but Militsa isn’t a witch?
LadyGabby: it’s an in joke bc everyone thinks I am
hatman: ah understandable
sword_go_brrr: I love how skul’s only purpose on this chat is to text “ah”
hatman: 💀🖕
vladislav: so I have news
vladislav: me and Militsa are in vegasss
idontknowthings: omg why wasn’t I invited
vladislav: a) bc u’d prolly drink
idontknowthings: fuckin rude but true
vladislav: b) we got married :)
idontknowthings: VAL TF
grand_mage: is this legal
vladislav: we’re both 18 and just granduated sixth form
barbiefashionfairytale: you graduated YESTERDAY and started dating A WEEK AGO
ginger.ninja: omg slay Val
LadyGabby: we were married by an Elvis impersonator
MuscleBro: WHAT YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED! CONGRATS!
manyfaces: keep up with the times Dex
LadyGabby: so our honeymoon is gonna be in a cabin in the Scottish highlands
vladislav: bc Mil’s family lent it to us for free ajsjsjjs
barbiefashionfairytale: and your parents are ok with this?
vladislav: ur the only parent I need the approval of ghastlyyyyyyy
barbiefashionfairytale: fine I approve
vladislav: FUCK YEAHHHHHH
vladislav: TY GHASTLYYYYYYYYYYYY
barbiefashionfairytale: odd child