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This took place back in 2015 7 months after Age of Ultron.
It was a Saturday morning around 9 Am, Clint decided to visit the compound to see his friends and see how they were doing. He wanted to see Natasha and talk to her about babysitting the kids in a while. And maybe Cap to help him train and get his body moving and to see if he wanted to visit as well. Cooper has been asking to bring him and his shield next time at Christmas.
“Welcome Back Mr.Barton is there anything you need?” Jarvis Asked Clint
“Hello Friday, is anyone here?” Clint asked
“Mr.Wilson is back in Louisiana visiting his sister. Mr.Rhodes is back at the US Air Force having a meeting with his officer. And Wanda and Vision are off getting groceries for the house. And Ms.Romanoff is in the Shower and Captain Rogers is in his room.”Jarvis Announced
“Okay, I’ll go visit steve first.” Clint Said
Clint walks upstairs and walks right in front of steves door and he hears weird sounds and Natasha’s Name.
Clint: “Hey Cap, how’s it been OMGGGGG!!!!”
Steve: “AHHHH….C-Clint, what are you doing here?”
Steve was on his bed grabbing a blanket on the side shielding himself from Clint’s eyes.
Clint: “Uhh… I came to see Nat and you guys but I couldn't find her and thought you would know and instead I found you moaning Natasha’s name.”
Steve is an absolute Blushing mess
Steve: “P.P..please do not tell anyone, especially Natasha. She doesn’t have to know.”
Clint: “HAHA tell her WHAT that you were masturbating to her?”
Steve: “Clint-”
Jarvis: “Sorry to interrupt Mr.Barton Ms.Romanoff has finished her shower and is now in the living room.”
Clint: “Thank You Friday, oh and stev- “
Clint runs out of the room and steve jumps off the bed rushing out of the room trying to fix his pants.
“Clint get back here” Steve Screamed
“Nope,” Clint says running from the super-soldier but Steve catches him and brings him down on the floor.
“Please don’t tell her I’ll babysit your Kids for a Week-2 week. You don’t have to tell Nat what you saw.
Clint: “Tempting but it would be more fun to see her face when I tell her what I saw.The mighty Captain Rogers masturbating to the infamous Black Widow.”
Clint tries to crawl away but Steve is holding his Leg and he can’t run.
”2 Weeks Vacation to any place you want and I’ll put pay for you guys to get first class. I’d dress up as a clown for any of the kid's birthdays, I’ll literally sing your praise. I’ll do anything you want just please don’t tell her.”Steve was begging
Before Clint Answers
Natasha: “What are you guys doing? And why are you guys on the floor?”
Steve and Clint Freeze are now in a predicament.
“Umm…we were just-” Steve Said but was interrupted
“We were just arguing about the Brooklyn Mets and how they will never win a championship again.” Clint Said
Steve and Clint get up and dust themselves off
“Yeah, and I said that is completely untrue if they did it once they can do it again.”
“I never knew you were into Baseball, Clint,” Natasha Said clearly not believing what he said
“I don’t tell you everything.” Clint Said
“Well, I came here to see what you were doing and when you’d have time to look after my kids but Steve here already volunteered. Thank’s for that Cap.” Clint Said
“Really? “ Natasha Said definitely not believing it but wanted to see how far they” ll go with their little story.
“Yeah, Clint was just telling me about him wanting to take a trip with Laura and just relax for a week, and I suggested that I would babysit the kids. Laura and Clint deserve a chance to have a trip specifically Laura.” Steve Said
“HAHA Ain’t that the truth.” Clint Laughed
“Well, how nice of you Steve to give Laura a break without the kids.” Natasha Said
“Yeah Steve, thank you Laura will be thrilled when I get back home with the news.”Clint Said
“Yeah, no problem.”Steve Said
Natasha is looking at those two and analyzing Steve more than Clint since it’s easy to read Steve.
“Well, I’ll be preparing the Teams next training regiments. Rogers, you have to look at them afterward and finish that report from the last mission.”Natasha Said
“Yeah, Nat, I’ll be there in a couple of minutes. But before that, I got to ask Clint something. And then I have to clean my Harley it’s in need of a fix-up.”Steve Said
“Okay, see you in my office.” Natasha said walking away
Steve releases a heavy breath
“Not bad, Rogers sadly I’m pretty sure Natasha will ask you again later so better be prepared,” Clint said
“Noted but, seriously Clint please don’t tell Natasha. It’s embarrassing and I know it’s inappropriate of me doing...what you saw. But please don’t tell her.”
“Do you like her Steve?” Clint Said
Steve Blushing
“Yes, I like her a lot but I don't know if she likes me back and it is even harder to be around when I think about her all the time. And I don’t want to ruin what we have right now if she doesn’t feel the same.” Steve Said still blushing look anywhere but Clint’s Eyes
‘Wow, he really is in love. I probably should butt in on whatever he and Nat have but for Natasha, I think she deserves someone who cares about her. ’ Clint Thought
“Sighs, Fine, but you still have to babysit my kids I’m serious about that and I want a very good hotel that has a top-notch masseuse for me and Laura.”Clint Said
“Sure, that is no problem.”Steve Said
“Thank You, and instead of waiting again just tell her how you feel before it’s too late again.”
Wait… what do you mean again?
Steve, you and I both know you liked Natasha before the whole Ultron Fiasco.
WHAT! How’d you know that? Steve Said Shocked
“I must admit I'm impressed Natasha never figured that out already when you're easy to read. When you two were teaming up in Dc I can tell something was going on between you two. And you two screamed sexual tension whenever you two were in the same room flirting or arguing. And you two weren’t really talking as much and you looked sad anytime you saw Natasha and Bruce chatting with each other.”
Steve is just silent and surprised that someone picked up on his behavior at that time. But then again it is Clint and he is a master spy after all. But if Clint knew then Natasha must know right?
Steve, just tell me you might be surprised by her answer. And to tell you the truth I think she was using Bruce as a scapegoat for her feelings for you. You and I both know Natasha is stubborn and would deny herself and sort of happiness. So man up and tell here. Hell, tell her you were masturbating to her I’m sure she would be flattered.” Clint Said
HUH!!! Steve is shocked
Clint starts walking away
“Just tell her, or I will bye,” Clint said and he left
Timeskip
Clint’s POV
“Honey, I’m Home.”Clint Said
Hi, Baby, how was today going back to the compound? Is everyone doing well? Laura Asked
“It was good, I didn’t really stay as long but everyone seems to be doing fine. And I have some news for you but we have to go into the room. We don’t want the kids to hear about it.”Clint Said
“Okay, is it something serious?” Laura Asked worried it was something serious like him going on another mission again after just retiring a couple of months ago.”
HAHA No, it’s actually a funny story about how you were right about something several months ago about something.”Clint Said
“Hmm… now I'm intrigued now tell me what was right about it so I can rub it in your face.”Laura Said
Steve and Natasha have feelings for each other but are too stupid to ask each other out.
Haha, I told you and people to call you hawkeye. Laura Said thinking back to when Natasha came by after the whole DC incident and talked about her and Captain Rogers and seeing the look on nat’s face when she talks about him. And she knew Natasha liked him because Natasha doesn’t talk about anyone that much.
“Hey, I was just confused why Natasha was flirting with Banner that made no sense. That was so out of left field than Tony and Bruce making a Terminator Robot.”Clint Said remembering when the team saw them together and was very confused about what was going on between the two.
“Agreed, so how did you find out that Steve has feelings for Natasha? Did he tell you first or something?.” Laura asked wondering how he got this information
Laura starts drinking some water
“Oh, I walked in on steve masturbating and moaning Natasha’s Name,” Clint Said casually
Laura spits out the water and started Coughing and clint was rubbing her back.
“WHAT!!.” Laura Coughed
“Yeah, I walked into his room to see how he was doing, and then I see him on his bed with his computer on the side of the bed and him pleasuring himself looking at a photo in Natasha in Lingerie. And you didn’t hear this from me but that serum literally enhanced everything.“Clint Said
“Wow, so Captain America isn’t a prude after all.”Laura Said
“Yeah, also we're going on vacation for a week and Steve said he would babysit the kids.”Clint Said
“Well, that’s nice of him but how did you manage that?”Laura Asked
“Well, I promised not to tell Natasha what happened and he promised to watch the kids so we can have a nice and relaxing vacation for a week or two. So I agreed of course.”Clint Said
“But you have other plans I can see that mischievous smile you're trying to hold back.”
Well, my beautiful wife, that's where you come in. Clint Said with an amused tone
“No!” Laura Said
Please it would be fun to prank both of them. And to see if they will actually confess to each other.
“No!” Laura Repeated
“Come on please Honey don’t you want to help steve and Nat finally get together and not see them for another for years acting like they don’t love each other and just need to get together now than in 5 years,” Clint Said begging his wife to help him
“Yes, I do.”Laura Said
“Then come on let’s just do this one time and we can go on our vacation and you can have all the massages and drinks without worrying about the kids for a while. Especially when you have literally the first avenger and probably their Favorite Aunt babysitting them.”Clint Said
Laura thinks about and decides…
“Fine, so what do you want to do?”Laura Asked
“It’s much easier for you to call Natasha and tell her to you have some juicy info here.” Clint Said
“Fine but you better pay extra for the messages and not be a cheapskate.”Clint Said
“Yes, Honey and steve are paying for the trip and the massages. And we get to go in first class.”
“Aww, now that’s just cruel clint,” Laura said
“HEHE, I Know,”Clint Said smiling
Timeskip
Location: Avenger Compound
Natasha and Steve were on the couch watching an episode of Breaking Bad with Natasha putting her head on his shoulders
“Steve, what really happened with Clint Today?” Natasha asked
“Umm…exactly what we told you before?” Steve Said nervous with her interrogating him. And he can’t lie especially when she is so close to him.
“Tell me again while looking in my eyes instead of looking at the paper.”Natasha Said
Steve blushing
Well…There’s- Steve was stuttering and suddenly Natasha’s phone is ringing
Natasha looks at the phone
“I’ll be right back, don’t eat my pizza,” Natasha Said while walking to the hallway
“I would never.” Steve Said
Natasha get up and goes into the hallway
Third Person POV
“Hi, Laura how are you and the kids?”Natasha Asked
“Hey Nat, I just got some interesting info that I think you might want to know.” Laura Said
“And what would that be?” Natasha Said a little confused about what Laura had information on and whether or not it was important.
“Oh, I don't know maybe info about a super-soldier who might have done something while moaning your name.” Laura Said
“WHAT!!!” Natasha Screamed
“Let me tell you how a little birdie found this out,” Laura said starting from the beginning
(I’m not writing this whole thing. I’m tired and I want to go to sleep.)
Timeskip
Natasha walks back into the living room and sits very close to Steve.
“Laura called me,” Natasha Said to Steve
“Oh okay are they okay did something happen?” Steve Said
“No, they're fine but I just got some interesting information about something laura just informed me of,” Natasha said
“About What?” Steve Asked confused about what information she just received
Natasha smirks and steve is getting worried
“Well, it seems like-” Natasha Said getting up from the couch and sitting on steve Lap
“Umm…N-Nat what are you-?.”Steve Said
“Steve, do you have feelings for me?” Natasha Asked
“HUH!!!!” Steve Said shocked by the unexpected question with his whole body turning red.
“W…W…here did this come from? Who told you that?”Steve Asked trying to calm down but it Was not working especially when Natasha is was in his lap and it’s not helping at all with his concentration.
‘Damn you, Clint’ Steve Thought
“Steve, it’s not like I didn’t have my suspicions. I told you before you’re a terrible liar. And it’s adorable you think I can’t see through you lying.”Natasha said while a little smirk on her face enjoying the fact that she’s making steve this flustered and uncomfortable while being so close to him.
“Huh… like what?” Steve Asked
“You barely ever really look me in the eyes anymore. You’ve been looking at me when you think I don’t notice like when we come back from a mission and you think I don’t know when you're staring at my ass or my body when we spare. And when we're on missions and you stare at me when I have my suit on when you think I’m not looking.”Natasha Said
Steve gets each redder his face just completely read
“T.t..hat’s not true.” Steve Said knowing him lying is going to work especially with him blushing every moment Natasha pointed out when he got caught doing something.
“Really? So when we go to the movies and some guy looks in my direction you don’t glare at them when I’m not looking. And whenever I bend over for something you try to play it off like your not staring at my ass. And when we kissed on the escalator a couple of years ago I can tell you were turned on when you had to go to the bathroom to fix something. ” Natasha Said
“Umm…” Steve Said continuing to get red
“Oh, is Steve Rogers telling Lies? I thought you were always honest. Especially when I hear you were enjoying yourself while moaning my name.”Natasha said with a smirk and to be honest flattered that Captain America himself masturbating to her and he was moaning her name imagining it was her that was touching him. Honestly, she would be lying if she didn’t also do the same thing thinking about him that way but steve doesn’t need to know that yet anyway.
“Umm…” Steve Said
Natasha held steve’s face in place with both of their faces up close to each other.
“Answer the question Steven and look me in the eye this time. And tell me honestly no more holding back with me.” Natasha Said
“Ummm…. Okay yes, I like you and I have for a long time. And I know it is wrong for me to think about you in … that kind of way. I know that I should have told you before but… I just thought that you didn’t like me. After DC, I thought maybe I should man up and just tell you but then I saw you and bruce were getting closer together and thought I was late to tell you how I felt. So I held my feelings back and thought I shouldn’t say anything to disrupt what you two were doing.”
“Hmm… .” Natasha was silent just listening taking in everything Steve was saying.
“I’m sorry if you don’t feel that way about me it’s fine. I hope we can at least go back to being fr-”
Natasha blindsides steve and kisses him on the lips. Steve is surprised but kisses her back and puts his hands on her hips. They kiss and steve turns the table with Natasha on her back on the couch and steve on top.
“Mhmm…Better than the photos you have about me.” Natasha Said moaning while steve is kissing her neck.
“Far better, Nat will you go out with Me.?” Steve Asked while kissing her neck
Their lips met again, velvet-soft and almost sweet, as he slowly came back to full awareness, back into himself.
“Do you have to ask?” Natasha said while still kissing him but stop with both of their foreheads put together.
“Just want to make sure,” Steve Said smiling
“Steve, in case you haven’t noticed I really like you and I wish you were honest with me and just told me long ago. You always put everyone first and hold back what you want. I think you deserve to have a win.”Natasha Said
“And the thing with bruce, to be honest, I think I was just trying to avoid my feelings for you.” Natasha Said
“What?” Steve Said
“Steve, I didn’t think I deserved you and I thought I was a monster who shouldn’t be with someone like you. So I went with bruce thinking it was a different choice for me. So I tried with bruce and we know how that ended.” Natasha Said
“Natasha, you are not a monster. Not to me, not to clint, not to anyone that loves you and understands the amazing women we all know and love. And bruce was an idiot for leaving you don’t deserve to be treated like that. You deserve to be treated like a goddess.”Steve said with love and affection in his voice that's making Natasha swoon.
Steve lifts Natasha up in his arm and brings her to her bedroom.
“And I’m definitely going to make sure you do.” Steve Said
“Then what are you waiting for Super Soldier,” Natasha said in a seductive tone waiting for steve to devour on here
“With Pleasure,” Steve Said with a smirk taking off his shirt and the rest is history