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It was their standing girls night on the third Friday of every month. Since they all met in their first year in the uni halls, they had been practically inseparable, each bringing something special to the group. Pansy, being a fashion student, made sure all the girls were up to date on the latest trends and that the clothes they wore accentuated all their best features. Ginny, a sport science student, encouraged them all to look after themselves, mind, body and soul. She was also the most outgoing of the group, forcing the girls to leave their comfort zones on a regular basis. Luna was the group's free-spirit, studying Anthropology. Luna had an air about her that told people she just understood. She understood things on a deeper level and gave such comfort to those around her. She genuinely cared about her friends and took care of them. Daphne was here to blow up stigmas. After being told her whole life that she was dumb because she’s blonde, she worked her arse off and chose to do Psychology and Philosophy. She helped the girls to understand themselves better and make peace with the things that were out of their control. And lastly, Hermione. Hermione was their resident overachiever, completing a double degree of Social Policy and English Literature. Hermione wanted to change the world, or at least the UK, and her little band of brainiacs were going to help her do it.
Already 2 bottles of wine down, Pansy began pushing Hermione for an update on her date the evening before.
“So Mione, how was your date with Sir Sex Appeal?” She wiggled her eyebrows, causing the other girls to giggle.
“Is this that older bloke? The PHD one?” Daphne asked
“Yeah, pretty huge d-“
“GINNY” Hermione screeched, turning a deep shade of magenta.
The girls fell about laughing at Hermione’s embarrassment. The all chipped in a chorus of questions.
“Did he pay for dinner?”
“Was he wearing those trousers that show off his delectable arse?”
“Did you notice how old he was?”
“Did you fuck him ?”
“Fucking hell, one at a time! Yes he paid for dinner, yes he was wearing those glorious trousers, sort of but not in a bad way and I refuse to answer the last question”
The group broke out into a series of screams, knowing that the deflection meant that Hermione absolutely fucked the living daylights out of him.
“HERMIONE JEAN! You did NOT fuck on the first date” exclaimed Luna
“I’m proud” Ginny and Pansy said together
“Details, right now. I want every crumb described about the nefarious affair with your new sugar daddy” Daphne begged
Feeling the wine loosening her lips, giving her dejavú from the night before might she add, she decided to indulge the girls a little bit.
“Ok so, my sugar daddy took me out” pointedly looking at Daphne for her cringe-worthy nickname. “We had dinner at that nice Thai place then he took me to the savoy lounge, just to settle down. He ordered shots with every round”
“What kind of shots” Luna asked
“The sexiest kind, tequila” Hermione said with a smirk. “I was drinking Hennessy but he stuck to Crown, saying that it was the smoothest whiskey money could buy”
The girls were nodding along, drinking up each piece of information as if they were starved of action themselves.
“Well he’s older ain’t he so we had to slow down and pace ourselves. He was getting handsy in the bar, running his fingers up my thighs and over my neck so at this point, I’m ready to dip, but a few of his friends turned up so we chilled for a bit longer”
“After a few hours, I realised I was quite drunk and so was he, so he suggested we go up to his room, which I didn’t know he had rented by the way. Anyway, we get into the room and he THROWS me on the bed. The actual strength this man has my coochie purring already”
The girls were squealing and throwing comments here and there.
“So what happened next? Did he tear your clothes off?” Ginny probes
“Well, he came alive. To be honest I’m surprised he ain’t dead, girls, that old motherfucker put my legs behind my head”
“STOP”
“OH MY FUCKING GOOD GOD”
“You lucky bitch”
“Is that safe? ”
“Then he picked me up, like I was completely weightless, and dumped me on top of the chest of draws. Well, he bent me up like a fucking pretzel”
“Jesus” muttered Pansy
“I swear to god, he’s changed my whole life, so I turned around and let him hit it from behind. And I’ll tell you what, I’ll let him hit whenever he wants cause he made me come faster an Amazon Prime”
The girls were in hysterics by this point. Ginny and Pansy had taken to demonstrating the positions Hermione described, whilst Luna and Daphne critiqued their technique.
“Amazon Prime? Blimey, that must have been fast” Luna declared, making the girls laugh harder.
“You know what they say, as they get older, they get better with time” Daphne said grinning widely.
“Guys I’m not even finished” Hermione chuckled
“Hold on, we need more wine for this” Luna said excitedly, going to fetch a third bottle. When she had returned and filled all their glasses, Hermione started again.
“Right so then the dirty talk started”
“ Come over here, lay that beautiful pussy on the bed”
“I love watching you drip for me”
“I’m surprised you can handle me. Such a good girl taking all of me”
“Well at this point I was literally sweating, I was pulling out all my best moves, riding him”
“ You’re doing so well. You deserve all of my cock”
“I legit thought I was a pornstar. I was bending it like Beckham mate”
“Bending like the matrix” Ginny provided
“You wouldn’t believe the stamina on him, more energy than a toddler. You’d have to see it to believe it. Girls, I had this man underestimated”
“I can’t get over him, making you come so fast. The fact that he knew how to locate the clit was a miracle in itself” Daphne said, all the girls agreeing.
“So, are you going to see him again?” Luna asked
Hermione smirked, “put it this way, he can deliver his parcels any time he wants to”