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*An old projector film starts playing*
*Insert music here*
Runa?: Welcome to your new job at Odyssey Industries and Casino, the job you are applying for is.. Night Guard, what a loser. Today we will talk about... Safety regulations, protocols, and other s**t, here at Odyssey Industries and Casino many things might go down throughout the night, but don't worry if you hear or see anything strange, if you do please report it to one of the following staff members. Runa? Osama, Cantaloupe Fanta, Panda Express, or Odyssey Canada. We hope you have a great time working in the Casino throughout the night.
*The film file is taken out of the projector and thrown onto the ground next to a pile of many other things..*
*Earlier that day*
LionMaker: We are home. Finally
Donnie: How was your guys's vacation? Shaquesha didn't tell me s**t
Rouie?: Well first we went to North Korea, escaped it
Legless: In fact we are banned there
Rouie?: Then we went to Hawaii and just hung out
Jugs: And got high
Donnie: Sounds like a lot of fun, Shaquesha took the kids to the park to play
Ladder Boi: She knows the park is the hot spot for child predators right?
Donnie: Oh yeah
Legless: If it gets rid of those kids I'm fine
Jugs: Atleast we agree on something
LionMaker: How has it been here?
Donnie: Very boring
Penis: I don't know about you guys but I need to get my hole stretched
Rouie?: Let me guess, you need me
Penis: No. I have Moby Huge to help
*Rouie? And Penis leave the main room*
Jugs: Ladder Boi, you are ok right?
Ladder Boi: Who's asking?
Jugs: I am, because I heard you're questioning a lot of things
Ladder Boi: That's because I am
Jugs: You have the right too-
Ladder Boi: That snake B***h
Legless: What about her?
Ladder Boi: She said that I shouldn't kill her or anything cause it would do something
Jugs: Maybe she lied to save herself
Ladder Boi: When I killed her weird things started happening
Legless: Like what
Ladder Boi: Well reality started messing up, I time traveled for like 5 seconds. Nothing made any sense
Legless: Yeah, right
Ladder Boi: You don't believe me
Jugs: I do, I mean come on a literal wheel of names brought dead people back to life
Ladder Boi: I know, I just feel like there's more that I'm missing, I think I'm gonna head back to the underground facility later
Legless: If you want to do that you can
LionMaker: Hey, Donnie and I are gonna go bowling anyone wanna come?
Jugs: I will
Legless: I guess I will, I don't want to be here alone with thing one and thing two upstairs
Donnie: Where's Ladder Boi gonna go?
Legless: To the facility to do some weird s**t
LionMaker: Ok, well have fun then
Ladder Boi: Sure thing
*He waves bye to them as the four of them leave*
Ladder Boi: I should check on-
*He hears faint moans from upstairs*
Ladder Boi: Yeah f**k that I'm out
Rouie?: S**T PENIS!
Penis: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BREAK MOBY HUGE?
Rouie?: I DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK IT OVER
Penis: Guess I need some kind of substitute
*Ladder Boi leaves the Manor and drives to the remains of the Black Market, he heads into Club S**t Amorous and a hand grabs his shoulder*
Bill Williamson: Ladder Boi? I didn't expect you to be here
Ladder Boi: Oh, hi. How is it going?
Bill Williamson: Good, great actually. Runa? And I are living the life.. in a small apartment
Ladder Boi: Where is she anyways?
Bill Williamson: Oh she's in the back getting some stuff, why? Wanna see her or something?
Ladder Boi: No Bill Williamson, I don't want a threesome
Bill Williamson: Oh, but do you want to see h-
Ladder Boi: No.
Bill Williamson: Ok. I'll just tell her you said hi so she feels important
Ladder Boi: Yeah, you can do that
*Ladder Boi walks away and heads to the stairs that lead down into the vegitated facility*
Ladder Boi: Weird, vegitation shouldn't be growing through metal, chrome and neon lights like this
*He continues walking and gets to a big broken glass cage*
Ladder Boi: Ok there is that beauty
*He sees the long snake skeleton in the middle of the cage/room. One end going through a wall and the front going through a wall*
Ladder Boi: Let's see what you really are about
*He steps through the broken glass window and walks over to the snake, as he walks the sound of TV static starts getting louder in his ears and little reality glitches start happening*
Ladder Boi: Let's see, what's this way
*He walks through a smashed wall and he sees the skeleton head of the giant snake in a room*
Ladder Boi: I've never been in this room before, what is all this?
*A sign swings by a few wires on the ceiling labeled "The Experiment Room" shelves of files and film reels are everywhere and giant glass tubes are shattered*
Ladder Boi: Hmmm
*He grabs a film reel and goes to a film projector on a table*
Ladder Boi: Ok we are in the 21st century and they are still using this s**t? Come on, we're Japan, we should have more advanced stuff than this
*He puts in a film reel that says "These B****es"
*The film turns on*
Odyssey: Who are we? Well let us introduce ourselves we are-
Ladder Boi: Boring. This s**t is a*s. Like really, why have these films down here if no one is gonna see them?
Odyssey: And I'm Odyssey Canada, ok I can't do this nice s**t anymore
*Ladder Boi takes the film reel out and drops it on the ground*
Ladder Boi: Next, let's see, "The right fit" what is this?
*He puts it in*
Odyssey: OH YEAH PUT IT IN!
Ladder Boi: And it's porn, I see why this is down here
*He goes film after film after film making a pile on the ground*
Ladder Boi: "Odyssey Industries and Casino job application"? Boring, but I'll watch it anyways
*He watches the film reel and hears Cantaloupe's name*
Ladder Boi: That's weird, this is the only one he is in and his name is only mentioned, what did he say when I was high?
*He starts stumbling around the room*
Ladder Boi: S**T! F**K! WHY IS THERE A BUCKET HERE!
*He trips on the bucket and knocks a shelf over and the shelf falls and breaks and behind the shelf are hidden film reels*
Ladder Boi: Oh boy a bunch of random films all labeled classified in numerical order, now this surely has to be porn but oh well I'm cursed anyways
*He grabs a film reel and puts it in the film projector*
*The film reel starts*
Panda Express: Take 36 action
*Panda Express uses a clapperboard and gets his finger*
Panda Express: OW S**T, that really hurt
Cantaloupe: Please for the love of all that is barely alive, can we just do this thing?
Panda Express: Man, you're an a*shole
Cantaloupe: Ok, ok, this is classified, I don't know why we are doing a video if no one is gonna see it. You do realize if anyone finds out they will have to die right? Or if they see this? Anyways, welcome I bet you all missed me. Here at "Odyssey" Industries and Casino we are more than just a corporation and the Black Market, with the success of the Black Market we decided to do experiments with the money we have. I've done a numerous amount of research and come to the conclusion that we are just an alternate reality of an original concept, this may sound stupid-
Runa?: It really does
Cantaloupe: Shut up. But we decided to do some testing, test subject one, this rattle snake I bought off of the dark web
Odyssey: Nothing's gonna happen
Cantaloupe: You don't know that
*The film reel skips forward a bunch*
Ladder Boi: Hold on? What happened?
*The film reel resumes*
Runa?: And somehow he was right, what the f**k did we do to this snake?
Odyssey: Ok so we gave the snake powers, we don't know how but we did. She can tell the future and mess with dimensions and s**t and I think she can time travel
Panda Express: Literally what we made changes nearly everything
Odyssey: And that's why we keep it secret
*The reel stops and Ladder Boi takes it and puts in a new one*
Panda Express: Classified reel 221, Cantaloupe I think is missing, he tried to kill the snake B***h and disappeared from existence, but we learned we can extract the power from the snake to make a Rick and Morty portal gun
Odyssey: Panda Express hide the gun somewhere
Panda Express: In my-
Runa?: Not in your a*shole
Panda Express: Fine, I'll put it.. behind the.. wall the projector is aiming at
Runa?: That's stupid
Panda Express: Literally no one is gonna see this
*The reel stops*
Ladder Boi: Behind the wall? Bruh, how am I supposed to break it?
*He takes the projector and smashes it against the wall*
Ladder Boi: Well, new option, I tell the narrator to break the wall. Narrator break the wall
*You won't like what you see*
Ladder Boi: I don't care! I was right all along I knew we weren't the originals
*Ladder Boi, if you wish to see it. You literally are gonna break the fourth wall*
Ladder Boi: I don't care
*The wall breaks revealing a very erotic picture of the owners of the Black Market*
Ladder Boi: Gross
*Told you*
*The portal gun is sitting right there*
Ladder Boi: Now I will adventure and turn this into a Rick and Morty scenario
*He grabs the gun*
Ladder Boi: I don't know why Odyssey didn't just use this and run away or anything-
*He turns and drops the gun and it shatters on the ground*
Ladder Boi: You got to be f***ing me
*The world starts glitching out badly and objects start turning into other objects, soon everything goes black for 5 seconds and he appears somewhere else*
*Dimension 7.61375738981239858689E17*
Ladder Boi: Hello? What Is happening?
*He appears in a medival village where everyone is a living raindrop*
Rin: Hello traveler. I haven't seen you here before
Ladder Boi: Ummm UMMMM YOU ARE A TALKING RAINDROP
Rin: Rude. Everyone here is, except you, we should burn you at the stake
Ladder Boi: W-W-WHY?
Rin: But besides that is everything o-
*The world instantly changes to dimension 17363E19837, a pure white room where everyone is Ladder Boi but different*
Sadder Boi: Hey, Do you like the feeling of being alone?
Ladder Boi: What is happening?
Shocked Boi: OMG IS THAT ANOTHER BOI? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE!
Awkward Boi: Ummm hi? *Intensely stares at Ladder Boi*
Ladder Boi: This isn't right, is it?
Sadder Boi: Nothing's right when everything is wrong.
Ladder Boi: I need out of here
Angry Boi: WHERE THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING YOU F***ING RETARD
Shocked Boi: HEY! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TOWARDS RETARDED BOI
Retarded Boi: *retarded noises*
Caring Boi: You need to be nicer towards other people Angry Boi, it's ok Retarded Boi
Angry Boi: I GET ANGRY AT WHATEVER I F***ING WANT YOU IDIOT
Degenerate Boi: Want to see my drawings of my favorite anime? They aren't very PG
Ladder Boi: So is this just like some random d-
*The dimension changes again sending him to dimension 0*
Ladder Boi: -imension, what the h**l
*He appears in the Manhattan, New York*
Human: IS THAT A DOG IN A SUIT?
Ladder Boi: IS THAT A PERSON?
Human 2: HOW IS HE TALKING? IS SOMEONE IN THAT SUIT?
Human 3: Maybe it's one of those furry people
Ladder Boi: HUMANS? I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE! ONLY IN CARTOONS AND BOOKS
Human furry: Holy s**t, that is the best cosplay I have ever seen in my life. HOW DID YOU GET SO REALISTIC YET CARTOONY?
Ladder Boi: Don't touch me
Human furry: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED IN LIFE
Ladder Boi: and what is that?
Human furry: A LIVE CHARACTER FROM MY FAVORITE ANIME BEASTARS!
Ladder Boi: What.
Human furry: YEAH YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE SOMEONE FROM THAT SHOW! MAN I'VE DRAWN AND WRITTEN SO MANY PICTURES AND FANFICS ABOUT YOU
Ladder Boi: I'm Ladder Boi
Human furry: Actually that's not a character's name, you look like a character named Jac-
Human 4: GET OFF THE STREET I NEED TO GET TO WORK, F**K I HATE FURRIES
Ladder Boi: But I'm not a-
Human 2: This is gonna get so many likes on Reddit r/Beastars
Human furry: I need to show you what conventions are
Human 3: Can you be my pet?
Ladder Boi: That sounds weird and no, I walk and talk and s**t so no
*He gets teleported again to dimension 3.239474E12, the names are mixed in this one*
*He appears in a destroyed dystopian world*
Ladder Boi: I actually didn't mind the last one, it was weird though
*Ladder Boi gets ran into by a male wolf*
???: Sorry about that! Come on guys
*Three other wolves run past him in weird spy outfits*
Ladder Boi: WAS THAT JUGS'S KIDS?
*A female wolf stops and turns around*
???: Sir, you do realize that Dictator Ten has taken over 73% of the world and are executing carnivores right?
???: *Retard noises*
???: Shut up.
Ladder Boi: TEN? WHAT?
???: Yeah, he killed our mother Jugs Alaska and our father Legless Shojo long ago, we have been hiding with Pina and Louis
Ladder Boi: Who's Pina? Who's Louis? Who the f**k are those people?
???: We have no time to talk, let's go guys
Ladder Boi: I know your mom
???: You do? What is your name?
Ladder Boi: I'm Ladder Boi
???: I don't know who you are, I'm sorry come on guys, Shaquesha and Agata are waiting
Ladder Boi: Wait! What are your names?
*The world changes and he goes to dimension 1276*
Ladder Boi: S**T! OF COURSE I DON'T FIND OUT F**K!
*Ladder Boi turns around and sees a flyer on wall*
Ladder Boi: What's this
*It says "Join the Black Army, no we aren't Black"*
Lyon: I see you found that flyer
Ladder Boi: What is this?
Lyon: The Black Market took over the world and are now an overpowering army
Ladder Boi: Ran by who?
Lyon: Gohin, Cosmo, and Melon duh?
Ladder Boi: I don't know who any of those stupid names are
Lyon: Have you been living under a rock?
Ladder Boi: No-
Lyon: Shhhh, they are listening
Ladder Boi: What?
Lyon: The camera
*He points to a surveillance camera above Ladder Boi*
Lyon: Cosmo will kill anyone she-
*The surveillance camera shoots Lyon in the face and he dies on the sidewalk*
Ladder Boi: S**T!
*The camera points at Ladder Boi*
Ladder Boi: F**K!
*The camera turns off and goes down*
Ladder Boi: Christ almighty
*The world disappears and he changes to Dimension E¶R×R*
Ladder Boi: Yeah, get me out of that one.
John Fortnite: Hey kid, nice outfit you have on. I've never seen it before
Ladder Boi: Where am I now?
John Fortnite: Fortnite Island
Ladder Boi: You seem human, are you not concerned about how I am a talking dog?
John Fortnite: No, look at them
*He points to Fennix, Dire, Dolph, Polar Patroller, Hybrid, and Fishstick*
*Dire does a wave emote*
John Fortnite: And we have them
*He points to Rippley, Omega, Peely, Mancake, and Mothmando*
John Fortnite: It's quite, confusing actually
Ladder Boi: And what do I do here?
John Fortnite: Oh, we battle until one person is left standing
Ladder Boi: Battle? With what?
John Fortnite: Guns.
*Everyone pulls out some sort of weapon and aims at eachother*
Ladder Boi: These dimensions suck
*They all start killing eachother as Ladder Boi runs away and jumps behind a rock*
*The gunfire ends and he peeks over the top to see John Fortnite doing the floss on them*
John Fortnite: Suck it nerds.
*Ladder Boi starts to develop a sneeze*
Ladder Boi: *Thinking* S**T PLEASE! WHY NOW?
*Ladder Boi sneezes and John Fortnite whips out a sniper and turns to him in .2 seconds and starts cranking 90s to the ceiling*
Ladder Boi: What the h**l..
*Ladder Boi gets grenades from a body*
Ladder Boi: Ooh, atleast I know what these are!
*Ladder Boi throws his grenades at John Fortnite's tower and knocks him down and he throws his last one but John Fortnite puts up a wall and ramp and it bounces back at Ladder Boi*
Ladder Boi: S**T!
*It blows up and his health decreases*
*Ladder Boi pats himself*
Ladder Boi: I'm- I'm alive?
John Fortnite: Not for long, I'm gonna kill you now hahahaha
*He waits on top of the ramp for like 10 seconds having a clear shot*
*Ladder Boi looks at his watch*
Ladder Boi: So, any moment now.. right?
John Fortnite: Usually it wouldn't tak-
*John Fortnite gets shot and eliminated and his body dissolves*
Ladder Boi: WHAT THE BLACK PEOPLE!
*Fennix peeks around the wall John Fortnite built*
Ladder Boi: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
*Fennix runs in place for about 3 seconds then teleports infront of Ladder Boi and does the bear hug emote*
Ladder Boi: Oh. Ok
*Ladder Boi hugs Fennix tightly*
Ladder Boi: Wow, you are sof-
*Fennix gets sniped in the head and disappears*
Ladder Boi: AH S**T! LET ME OUT! LET ME-
*The dimension switches to dimension 1, the original*
Ladder Boi: F**k this is just annoying now, wait. Am I back in my reality? Is this the Academy?
*Ladder Boi walks around the Academy at night and he hears someone getting the s**t knocked out of him*
*He peeks around a corner to see Legless? getting the s**t beat out of him by someone*
*The figure runs away and Legless starts calling someone on his phone*
*Ladder Boi runs over*
Ladder Boi: OH MY GOSH LEGLESS ARE YOU OK?
Legoshi: *feeeee* Jack? Is that you? Help take this blindfold off of me, the culprit got away
*Ladder Boi takes the blindfold off of him*
Legoshi: Thanks for that Jack, how did you get here so fast? I just called you, and Why are you in some Yakuza outfit?
Ladder Boi: My name isn't Jack
Legoshi: Oh stop messing around.
Ladder Boi: Legless, you must've hit your head pretty bad, I'm surprised you didn't kick his a*s
Legoshi: You swearing? Pfft. And Legless? Are you ok?
Ladder Boi: what.
Legoshi: I need to leave school, I will find this culprit. Don't tell anyone, and don't worry I will be back soon
*Legoshi starts running to a fence and starts climbing but Ladder Boi grabs him back*
Ladder Boi: Hey, get your a*s back here and f***ing explain yourself
*Ladder Boi throws Legoshi to the ground*
Legoshi: What has gotten into you?
Ladder Boi: I'm not Jack, you are Legless, why are you even- we found the culprit, we graduated already get your head together
*He slaps Legoshi across the face*
Legoshi: JACK! WHAT IS WITH YOU? CAN'T YOU LET ME DO WHAT I WANT?
*A figure in the distance stops and drops a box of tissues*
Jack: Legoshi?
Legoshi: Jack?
Ladder Boi: Myself?
Jack: What is going on?
Legoshi: J- WHO ARE YOU?
Ladder Boi: I'm Ladder Boi! I've been telling you!
Jack: Legoshi, what happened to your face? Let me help you!
Legoshi: I'm fine, the culprit
Ladder Boi: The culprit is Freddy Benson, after Ten murdered his family he killed Ten, but Freddy Benson raped and murdered his family
Legoshi: Who's Freddy Benson? Who's Ten?
Ladder Boi: A tiny alpaca, he was a cult leader who murdered and sex trafficked carnivores
Jack: Tem? He's one of the nicest people we know
Ladder Boi: Freddy Benson is a light brown bear with stupid eye-
Legoshi: Riz, I should've known. It was obvious but I must've not realized it. I got to go, I need to train, Jack be safe and don't mention this
Ladder Boi: You aren't just gonna shoot... Riz or something?
Legoshi: Why would I do that? I'm not gonna murder or threaten someone, I'll be back tomorrow
Jack: *crying* Wait Legoshi you've changed, Please don't leave me again
*Legoshi runs back to the fence and runs away*
Ladder Boi: Pull yourself together b***h
Jack: *sniffs* He's gone
Ladder Boi: Yeah, he is
Jack: *sniff* Explain yourself what is going on
Ladder Boi: This must be the original dimension
Jack: What?
Ladder Boi: There are multiple realities. I come from a dimension where there was a cult, a school shooting, the black market
Jack: WHAT?
Ladder Boi: It's confusing I know, where's the S**t S**t Gumi or Rouie? And literally all of your other friends.
Jack: I don't know
Ladder Boi: Man you aren't any help, I'll search myself, don't mention this encounter or I will eat your dick off
*Ladder Boi heads to Shishigumi manor, he gets past the bridge because Sony is already dead by time this happens*
*Ladder Boi knocks on the door and it opens*
Free: What do you think you are doing here kid? Looking for trouble?
Ladder Boi: Fiddles? YOUR- YOUR
*Ladder Boi starts hugging Free but he shoves him*
Free: Fiddles? What kind of lame name is that?
Ladder Boi: It's your name
*He looks at the inside of their Manor*
Ladder Boi: Why are you guys in some poverty house?
*Free shuts the door but Ladder Boi busts open and runs inside*
Ladder Boi: I'M LOOKING FOR ROUIE?- I MEAN A DEER GUY, BRING HIM TO ME
*The other lions pull out weapons and aim at him*
Ladder Boi: Fiddles, Scratches, LionMaker.. don't do this
Dolph: HEY BOSS COME OUT HERE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE THIS
Ladder Boi: Yes Scratches, finally someone who listens. Sorry that you got shot in the head
Dolph: What?
Ibuki: What's going on out here?
Agata: This Dog guy wants to see our boss, should we let him?
*Ibuki and Louis walk out into the main room*
Louis: I don't see why- JACK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?
Ladder Boi: Wow. Rouie? Was boss in this dimension too
Louis: I never thought you were the type
Ladder Boi: What? To break in and find your a*s?
Louis: I see you've matured
Ladder Boi: I bet you're still a b***h
Ibuki: Louis, you know this man?
Louis: He goes to my school
Agata: Hey, how come he has the same outfit as you boss?
Louis: I don't know, how did you get that outfit Jack?
Ladder Boi: Jack. sure whatever. I'm from a different reality
Free: You are lying
Ladder Boi: In my reality I was the leader of the S**t S**t Gumi-
Louis: *laughs* S**t S**t Gumi? You mean the Shishigumi? I can't imagine it. Maybe a boss for a pile of s**t yeah
Ladder Boi: Cringe. Whatever, my name is Ladder Boi. I turned the S**t S**t Gumi from working the Black Market to the Yakuza
Louis: You know about the Back Alley Market?
Ladder Boi: I guess
Dolph: He's lying
Ibuki: He's delusional
Louis: Jack, or Ladder Boi? How did you find this place?
Ladder Boi: Cause I know where it was
Louis: I don't know if you've lost your mind or you are playing games
Ladder Boi: If I've lost my mind and was lying would I do this?
*He whips out a gun and aims it at Louis head*
Louis: You aren't the one, you don't have the guts to pull that trigger
Ladder Boi: I would but I know I would die for it
Agata: Prove you aren't lying or we will kill you
Ladder Boi: I know the S**t S**t Gumi had 14 members, in my world all of you died except you
*He points at Agata*
Ladder Boi: Oh, and I shot you
*He points at Ibuki*
Ladder Boi: Sorry about that. Tell me what Odyssey has been doing
Sabu: Odyssey? Who the h**l is Odyssey?
Ladder Boi: Owns Odyssey Industries and the Black Market
Ibuki: No, there is no one named that-that exists
*Ladder Boi shoots to the right of Louis's head and he jumps*
Ladder Boi: You didn't expect that did you?
*He lowers his gun*
Ladder Boi: Ok you can beat me up now
*The lions are tense after the shot went off*
Ladder Boi: Well come on, show me what you got
Free: We were beaten up by a teen before, but you seem helpless without that stupid panda, I say we have him for dinner
*Ladder Boi looks at Louis*
Ladder Boi: Go ahead, try to kill me
*He drops his gun*
Ladder Boi: I won't need that
*The Lions aim their guns at him*
Ladder Boi: If there is one thing I know, it is... YOU GUYS TAKE TOO LONG TO SHOOT
*He quickly runs over and grabs a lions arm and moves it causing him to shoot another lion and Ladder Boi knees him and swings his body infront of him as a shield and grabs the gun and points it at the lion's head*
Ibuki: Don't kill him
Louis: Maybe he wasn't lying, I don't think I would ever see Jack do this
Ladder Boi: I talked to Jack earlier, and you're right.. he wouldn't
*He throws the lion down and shoots him in the leg and shoots Louis in the shoulder knocking Louis on his knee*
Louis: EVERYONE STOP, so this is what you really think? This is interesting, s**t that hurt
*The lion holds his leg and the other lion holds his stomach while Louis holds his shoulder*
Agata: HE JUST SHOT OUR OWN MEMBERS AND BOSS, LET'S KILL HIM!
Louis: STOP! I KNOW HE DID BUT HE CAN HELP US, I MEAN LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS GOOD FOR US. WE NEED SOMEONE LIKE THIS
Ibuki: He just went John Wick mode on him
Louis: Maybe he isn't lying, I mean really. Look at his outfit and his personality is no where near the Jack I know
Ibuki: This isn't a good time to mention this, is it?
*He pulls out a salad*
Louis: Don't embarrass me, do you think I'm not strong enough? I don't need to be babied
Ladder Boi: Give me that
*He takes the salad*
Ladder Boi: I'm starving
*He eats the salad*
Free: I still want dog chops for dinner
*Ladder Boi takes his Leg and swipes under Free's knocking him down and Ladder Boi punches him across the face*
Ibuki: He's more aggressive than I thought
Louis: Me too
Ladder Boi: I'm leaving. It was nice seeing you all, I'm not gonna kill any of you for no reason
*Ladder Boi heads back to the Academy*
*He sleeps on a bench and wakes up the next morning*
Ladder Boi: I'm still here?
Legoshi: Jack- I mean Ladder Boi! There you are, you were right Riz is the killer he admitted it himself today
Pina: We plan on capturing him at some point and making us the heroes the school needs, how did you know Riz was the killer?
Ladder Boi: Long story
Pina: You're right, too long, I need to go wash my horns before my next girlfriend thinks they are.. messy
Legoshi: What about our plan?
Pina: Oh yeah, totally works. If you need me I'll be attending to myself in the bathroom
Ladder Boi: You're gonna jerk off?
Pina: No, Gross. I have to use the bathroom in a normal manner
Ladder Boi: Uh huh, well bye Penis
Pina: It's Pina, if you haven't figured out. You were close but not there
*He walks away*
Ladder Boi: Rouie? Or Louis is at S**t- Shishigumi manor
Legoshi: Really?
Ladder Boi: I talked to him yesterday
Legoshi: Are you ever heading back?
Ladder Boi: To the Manor? No
Legoshi: To your world
Ladder Boi: Why?
Legoshi: Because I don't know how to work with two Jacks and it's just weird, I don't want to offend you
Ladder Boi: Ok stop being a b***h
Legoshi: Haru doesn't think I'm a b***h
Ladder Boi: I'm assuming that's Haircut
Legoshi: Yes, I think
Ladder Boi: How come I can't stay here? That's not fair
Legoshi: Cause you don't belong in this world
Ladder Boi: OK AND IS THAT A PROBLEM?
Legoshi: Didn't mean to offend you
Ladder Boi: NO! AM I JUST SUPPOSED TO BE SENT BACK TO A PLACE WHERE LIFE IS JUST HARDER? THIS PLACE IS A LOT BETTER FOR ME. NEARLY EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD IN MY WORLD AND IT HURTS TO SEE THEM AGAIN ONLY FOR ME TO LEAVE AGAIN
Legoshi: Maybe you just have to accept the fact that-that is where you belong
Ladder Boi: NO! I DON'T WANT TO, IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT
Legoshi: YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
*Ladder Boi pulls out a gun*
Legoshi: Woah.
Ladder Boi: TELL ME I DON'T BELONG HERE AGAIN, COME ON!
Legoshi: This shouldn't be about y-
*Ladder Boi shoots Legoshi in the face and his hand starts shaking badly*
Ladder Boi: *crying* You b***h, all of you.
*The blood goes all over his clothes*
Ladder Boi: *crying*
*The dimension breaks and rewinds, a new reality is created where Legoshi is dead. Not Legless*
Ladder Boi: I can't kill anyone outside my reality.. can I?
Legoshi: -ourself. What do you mean kill anyone?
*The world starts breaking a little*
Legoshi: Ummm what is that?
Ladder Boi: What?
*A reality crack appears*
Ladder Boi: I must've created that after I killed you
Legoshi: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN KILL ME?
Ladder Boi: What if I touch it
Legoshi: DON'T TOUCH IT! THAT'S A STUPID IDEA
*Ladder Boi touches the crack and everything breaks*
Legoshi: I KNEW YOU WERE TRO©¶|{
Ladder Boi: WHAT DID I DO?
*Cracks start appearing everywhere*
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Legless: WHAT IN THE F**K? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET A TURKEY
Ladder Boi: LEGLESS!
Penis: THIS ISN'T OUR ROOM, I WAS DOING A REVSERSE CIRCUMCISION
Rouie?: AND WE WERE ALMOST DONE TOO
Shaquesha: This isn't the park, why are we back at school?
Donnie: ¶'¢✓®'∆®!?
LionMaker: What did he say?
Ladder Boi: He's not a copy of anyone in this reality is he?
Penis: A COPY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT IS GOING ON? IM GONNA S**T MYSELF
*The cracks start emitting millions of copies of each of them spewing out*
Rouie?18385929: Ladder Boi, did you try to f**k a portal?
LionMaker2635: I think he did
LionMaker: F**K THERE ARE MORE OF ME?
Jugs: Ladder Boi! Something isn't right
Legless225: NO DIP S**T
Legless: HEY THAT'S WHAT I SAY
Penis98177: No you say b***h
*A bunch of them start repeating b***h*
Shaquesha: What do we do?
Shaquesha888: That outfit looks good on you
Shaquesha79874: I know thank you
Shaquesha888: I was talking to her
Shaquesha: Thanks but that's not what I'm worried about
LionMaker1763: We need a plan
Jugs817637: You always got a plan Dutch- wait wrong line, you always need a plan to get us out of things
Rouie?: Ladder Boi, you said there were copies?
Ladder Boi7162: Yes
Ladder Boi27647382: Yes
Ladder Boi12: Yes
Ladder Boi: I met your copies or originals, I don't know but we have to do something
Shaquesha: We fight them, and whoever wins is just superior
*The portals disappear and so do the copies of the Weedstars people and everything resumes to normal*
Legoshi: TROUBLE! WHAT THE H**L?
Legless: Hey B***h
Legoshi: What? What? What? Y-YOUR ME .. except taller and more built
Legless: It's cause I'm just better
Legoshi: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT? W-WHAT?
Jugs: If you keep saying that I will suck your dick
Penis: No that's my job.
*Legoshi starts calling everyone he knows*
Ladder Boi: Ok, so I may have broken your reality a little
Legoshi: JACK! GET EVERYONE YOU KNOW DOWN HERE NOW!
Rouie?: He's not even listening
*Legless grabs Legoshi's phone*
Legless: Hey this is Legoshi, sit on a dick NERDS!
*He hangs up*
Legless: there you go
*He gives Legoshi back his phone*
Legoshi: Was that necessary?
Legless: Yes it was funny, stop being a b***h and a simp
*Students of the school start running over*
Jack: *surprised* He wasn't lying
Jugs: No he wasn't lying you degens
Ladder Boi: We have to do something
Penis: Let's see who can last longer on a cactus
Pina: I say we see who has the more prettier look
Penis: Shut up gay boy
Pina: Me? Gay? I am dating 5 girls at once for your information
Penis: uh huh sure you're straight
Juno: Legoshi, I saw you called me and I wanted to know if you were alright
Legoshi: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?
Sheila: My own twin? THIS IS TOTALLY AMAZING! I HATE BEING A SINGLE CHILD
Donnie: £®¶~¶
Shaquesha: I'm glad my personality is different
Rouie?: Where is my counter at? I want to kick his a*s
*A reality crack starts growing again*
Jack: WHAT'S THAT?
Rouie?: Touch it
Ladder Boi: NO DON'T TOUCH IT
Penis: Already am
*Penis touches the crack and everything flashes and glitches out as the sky breaks and they appear in a large interdimensional room, The In-between, all the main characters of Beastars and Weedstars are in it*
LionMaker: We told you not to touch anything... Penis?
Agata: Are you trying to impersonate me?
LionMaker: Hey cutie when did you get here
Louis: Agata, calm down
Rouie?: You brown bastard b***h, I ran the S**t S**t Gumi, not you!
Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first interdimensional fight off, where we face two opposing realities to see which one is superior and which one will be destroyed
Jack: WHAT?
Narrator: That's Right! Win or lose baby that's how life works, let's throw in some more people for extra fun
*Bill and Bill Williamson appear, Gohin and Panda Express, Cosmo and Runa?, Haircut and Haru, Riz and Freddy Benson, Ten and Tem, Free and Fiddles, Itchy and Ibuki, Dolph and Scratches, Melon and Odyssey/Cantaloupe, HipHop and Collot, Flounder and Durham, Chex and Miguno appear*
Narrator: What an epic fight we are about to see, wait I forgot some people
*Queef Chief and Chief Lion, Ronald McDonald and Sony, Bimbo Mayor and Mayor, C**t Principle and Gon, Little S**t and Barite appear*
Narrator: There we go! Now some spectators
*A spectator area is set up, and all the original Weedstars characters pop up, every single one, even if they died or not*
Braden: Man, this s**t Among Us
*Vents*
Tem: Do we atleast get spectators?
Narrator: Sure why not
*Another spectator area appears with Beastars characters*
Narrator: Rules are simple, there are none, kill eachother in anyway you can and those who are killed will be teleported to the pit of HELL, just kidding you just get sent to the spectator area and see your reality get rekt
Narrator: Oh and I forgot to mention, here take this
*The weapons that all the characters used throughout their stories appear in their hands*
Bimbo Mayor: This is unfair, I don't get a weapon?
Narrator: Loser just use your hands or maybe you should've had one
Gon: I'm gonna get screwed over aren't I?
Haircut: Most likely
Narrator: Let the game begin in 3....
*Everyone just looks at their counterpart*
Narrator: 2
Chex: I'm f***ing freaking out man
HipHop: It's fine, dying isn't that bad
Narrator: 1
*Everyone stands tense and shaking knowing that their lives and reality are on the line*
Narrator:...
Odyssey: SAY GO ALREADY! I'M ABOUT TO S**T MYSELF STANDING HERE
Chief Lion: Come on, the suspense is killing me
Narrator: Man I love anticipation
Legless: Say goodbye b***hes
Jack: Legoshi why is he looking at us like that?
Legoshi: Are you prepared to die Jack?
Narrator: GO
*Insert Space Jam theme here*
*Ronald McDonald grabs Panda Express's crossbow from his hands while everyone starts rushing eachother*
Panda Express: Hey that's mine you wet s**t!
Ronald McDonald: HOW DO YOU LIKE GETTING SHOT B***H!
*Ronald McDonald shoot's Gohin in the leg with the crossbow*
Gohin: YOU MOTHERF***KER
*Gohin shoots his crossbow missing Ronald McDonald by a hair*
Panda Express: GIVE ME MY S**T BACK!
Ronald McDonald: LET ME RELOAD! With the right accuracy and precision I can get two birds with one stone at the right angle, chances of this are about 13%
Fiddles: YES! I KNEW YOU WERE SOMEWHAT SMAR-
*Free punches Fiddles across the face and Fiddles grabs Free's shoulders and shoves his foot into him launching him*
Free: I SEE YOU ARE A FIGHTER HUH?
Fiddles: I SEE YOU'RE A B***H! WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!
*Fiddles dives onto Free and he starts punching him, Free takes his hands and grabs him and throws him to the right of him*
Chief Lion: Maybe I should've equipped them with gun-
*Queef Chief smacks Chief Lion with his stick*
Chief Lion: OW YOU BAG
Queef Chief: Good thing I did, Fiddles! Use your gun
*Chief Lion grabs Queef Chief by the collar and swings him throwing him, Queef Chief crashes into the ground, Chief Lion walks over to Queef Chief and starts kicking him in the stomach on the ground*
Chief Lion: STUPID OLD BAG, LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE DYING
*Queef Chief blocks a kick with his arms and he grabs one foot and twists it hearing crunching in Chief Lion's ankle*
Chief Lion: YOU BASTARD, YOU BROKE MY ANKLE
*Queef Chief gets up and grabs his stick, he then throws the stick up and it flips in the air and he grabs the other end and swings the s**t out of Cheif Lion's face breaking the stick, Cheif Lion goes flying backwards with saliva and blood everywhere crashing into the ground*
*Meanwhile Fiddles gets up and pulls his gun from behind him and aims but is Instantly tackled by Haru*
Fiddles: AHH YOU DUMB B***H!
Haru: I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU RUIN THIS CHANCE FOR US!
*He grabs Haru by the ears and throws her at Legless's face*
Legless: AHHH I'M BLIND
Fiddles: Sorry about that
*Jugs runs over and yanks Haru off his face*
Haru: LET GO OF ME!
Jugs: Stop squirming around and let me kill you
*Sony shows up from behind and smacks Jugs with his gun, she falls and he aims his gun*
Sony: YOU IDIOTS ARE JUST TRYING TO RUIN EVERYTHING AREN'T YOU?
Jugs: AHHHH STONER STEVE!
Sony: THIS IS OUR WORLD. NOT YOURS
Jugs: WHAT?
Sony: IT DOESN'T MATTER, HAHA. I'M GONNA KILL YOU NO-
*A bamboo arrow flies into his head and he turns and looks at Ronald McDonald as he falls to his knees and disappears*
Ronald McDonald: I wasn't aiming for him but like I said. 13% chance
Little S**t: That's one down and we still have like 20 more f***kers to go!
*Meanwhile in the Weedstars spectating area*
Queen S**t and Cum: YEAH FIGHT! THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANAL!
Thimble: What the f**k woman.
Dr. Ben Dover: I've heard worse, trust me. I work at a doctor's office helping tainted teens
Pontiac: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
Junkie: YEAH TWIST THAT DICK!
*At the Beastars spectator area*
Sony: D****T! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE JUST TAKEN MY SHOT!
*Back in the fight*
Penis: OK PRETTY BOI! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Pina: TAKE THIS! but don't hurt me please
*They grab each others horns but Penis swipes his feet and he falls*
*On the ground Penis swings but gets his hands stopped by Pina and Pina starts punching him over and over, soon Pina grabs Penis's horns and puts a foot under his stomach and flips him over him*
Pina: You will appreciate how much better I am than you
*Pina gets up and runs over to Penis and starts choking Penis out with his horns on the ground*
Penis: *struggling* you have to remember... I'm gay
Pina: So what?
*Penis grabs Pinas cock and squeezes and twists them really hard and Pina quickly gets up*
Pina: OWWW S**T
Odyssey: I guess I will help
*She clocks Pina in the face knocking him down*
Penis: Smash his face in
*Odyssey grabs his horns and starts banging him on the ground*
Melon: *sigh* Time to rain on this parade.. how fun.
*Melon shoots Odyssey and Penis and they disappear*
*In the spectators area*
Penis: S**t, what a waste. I could've done so much more
Odyssey: Yeah you could have
Penis: Don't you have a gun or knife?
Odyssey: I forgot about that
Penis: ...
Ronnie: Wow, what a show out there
Yurigo: I know, this is more action than what me and my girls get
Valentino: Are we losing?
Niguel: Hello... Valentino
Valentino: Oh Niguel, my boy, my star. How are you doing?
Niguel: So what did you say to me before you let me die?
Valentino: Ohh ummm, nothing just I'm gonna miss you when you die
Niguel: No, I think it was along the lines of "You're a f***ing b***h Niguel"
Valentino: Lies
Niguel: YOU TRAITOR!
*Niguel punches Valentino, they start fighting*
Simeon: Can you guys not do that right now?
Tyrone: Yeah dawg chill out
Simeon: You know Tyrone. You don't have any room to talk after shooting your own boss
Tyrone: Ummm
*Tyrone and Simeon start fighting*
Junkie: Man I hate Jews
Queen S**t and Cum: STOP OR I WILL CREAM ON YOU!
News B***h: What the h**l
Pontiac: That's what I've been saying
*Meanwhile in the battle zone*
*Melon notices the people fighting in the spectator area*
Melon: What the h**l is going on up ther-
*Bill Williamson smacks him in the back of the head with a full stop sign, don't ask me how or why he has it. He just does and he manages to knock the gun out of his hand*
*Melon slowly turns around not phased and cracks his neck*
Melon: Ok cat, no guns it is
*Bill Williamson swings down on Melon but Melon blocks it and grabs the metal pole and rips the pole right off of the sign, Melon uses the pole and swings at Bill Williamson but Bill Williamson ducks it, Melon swings left and Bill Williamson uses the sign as a shield to block the hits, Melon swings at his feet and Bill Williamson jumps it*
Melon: THIS IS NO FUN WHEN YOU WON'T DIE
*Bill Williamson grips the sign with both hands and swings the sign across Melon's face, Melon backs up after he gets hit and Bill Williamson charges again only to be stopped by Bill*
*Cantaloupe runs over and starts fighting Melon throwing punches at him but Melon dodges them and digs his nails into his Cantaloupe's stomach and claws up*
Cantaloupe: You think you are so tuff don't you?
Melon: I know I am
Cantaloupe: You edgy cringe f**k
*Cantaloupe pulls out his gun and shoots Melon in the neck and Melon falls backwards grabbing his neck*
Melon: YOU IDIOT! IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE SHOT TO KILL A HYBRID
Cantaloupe: I know, it's the same in my world.. good thing I have more
*Cantaloupe starts lighting Melon up and he disappears*
*Meanwhile Bill and Bill Williamson are killing eachother*
*On another side the main characters are fighting*
*Rouie? And Louis are fighting but everytime they throw a punch or kick the other mirrors it so it does nothing*
Louis: STOP MIRRORING ME
Rouie?: I LITERALLY CAN'T, LEGLESS HELP ME
Legless: I have my own stuff to deal with
*Legless locks his hands around Legoshi's front*
Legoshi: LET GO OF ME YOU SWINE
*Legless lifts him up and SUPLEXES THE S**T OUT OF HIM*
*Legless lets go and Legoshi rolls backwards*
Legoshi: S**T MY NECK
*Jack runs over and kicks Legless in the dick*
Legless: OK YOU'RE NEXT
*Legless chases Jack around the arena*
*Meanwhile LionMaker and Agata are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors*
LionMaker/Agata: Rock, Paper, Scissors SHOOT!
*LionMaker puts paper and Agata puts rock*
LionMaker: HAHA LOSER
*They go again and LionMaker puts rock and Agata puts scissors but changes to paper*
LionMaker: HEY YOU CHEATER
Agata: I DIDN'T CHEAT, TOO BAD YOU ARE JUST TOO SLOW!
LionMaker: I'LL SHOW YOU SLOW!
*LionMaker swings at Agata but he ducks and Agata grabs LionMaker's neck but LionMaker takes his right arm and wraps around Agata's arm and grabs his neck and slams him onto the ground*
Agata: GET OFF OF ME YOU FAT BLACK CAT
LionMaker: How come you aren't Black?
*Agata punches him and LionMaker lifts him up and throws him*
*Barite runs up LionMaker's leg and starts biting him*
LionMaker: Stupid squirrel die
*Barite stood no chance and gets stomped on by LionMaker and he disappears*
LionMaker: There we go
*Jugs is fighting Gon and she pulls out her knife and slices him but he grabs her arm and breaks it and she drops the knife*
Jugs: OW F**K
*Jugs kicks him in the dick*
Gon: Ow, Didn't anyone tell you that little girls should be nicer?
*Flounder runs up behind him and uses rope to start choking him out*
Flounder: HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?
*Gon is flailing around but the rope is loose so he spins around and punches Flounder in the face*
Gon: Your school must be disappointed in their studen-
*Jugs jumps on his back and starts shanking him in the front, she soon sticks the knife into his chest but Gon swings her off, Gon grabs the knife and pulls it out*
Jugs: Man you are a strong principal
Gon: Better than your old coot one
*Gon swings at Jugs but misses and slices Chex's throat and he disappears*
Jugs: Aww s**t
Gon: That's one out of the way
*Gon charges Jugs but gets shoved by C**t Principal*
C**t Principal: Ow my back, I can't be doing this stuff
*Gon gets up and punches C**t Principal, C**t Principal backs up and Gon swings the knife at him and C**t Principal blocks it and knees him in the stomach*
C**t Principal: I AM BETTER THAN YOU
*C**t Principal grabs Gon and starts beating the s**t out of him*
Jugs: YEAH GET HIM
*Gon swings the knife and shoves it in C**t Principal's throat, C**t Principal tackles Gon to the ground and starts beating him*
Gon: Beat me all you want, you are gonna disappear anyways
C**t Principal: And you with me
*C**t Principal disappears but since the knife is Jugs it stays and the knife falls into Gon and kills him too*
Jugs: Two birds one stone
Gohin: Time to say goodbye
*Gohin aims his crossbow at Jugs but is shot in the leg again with another crossbow*
Gohin: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME
*Gohin turns and Ronald McDonald punches him across his face with the crossbow*
Panda Express: Ronald McDonald, I NEED MY S**T
Ronald McDonald: I can handle this myself
*Ronald McDonald and Gohin start fighting, Panda Express runs in and tackles them both*
*They start punching eachother and Gohin gets his cross bow and puts it against Ronald McDonald's stomach and shoots, the arrow goes through his stomach and into Panda Express*
*Ronald McDonald looks down*
Gohin: Funny, I get to kill you twice
*Ronald McDonald turns and pulls the arrow out of Panda Express and stabs Gohin with it*
Ronald McDonald: No, I don't think so
*Ronald McDonald pushes the arrow harder shoving it through Gohins heart*
Ronald McDonald: You have about 5 seconds before your heart stops beating and giving blood to your brain
*Gohin looks at him and disappears*
Ronald McDonald: See, we didn't die
Panda Express: I'm in immense pain right now
*Collot and Durham run over and start fighting Ronald McDonald and Panda Express*
*Meanwhile Little S**t and Mayor are fighting*
Mayor: I'm used to putting rodents down
Little S**t: Try me b***h
*Mayor stomps down but Little S**t moves and runs up his leg and starts clawing his face*
Mayor: AHH YOU STUPID RAT
*Mayor grabs Little S**t and throws him down*
Mayor: YOU DESERVE THIS
*As mayor is about to stomp him he hears running and turns around and Ladder Boi shoves his metal arm through his stomach and it rips out of his back, he is not phased*
Ladder Boi: WHAT?
Mayor: Silly child, an arm won't kill me
*Mayor starts punching him, Dolph goes up behind Ladder Boi and loads his gun, the sound of the gun cocking alerts Ladder Boi*
*Mayor realizes Ladder Boi knows*
Mayor: WAIT! DON'T SHOOT DON'T SH-
*Dolph shoots but Ladder Boi ducks and Mayor gets shot in the face and disappears*
Dolph: Aw f**k me
Ladder Boi: You killed your own teammate.
Dolph: I didn't know I could do that
*Dolph loads his gun again but is tackled by Scratches*
*In the Weedstar spectator area*
Odyssey: So did everyone forget you can use guns? Cause only like two people have used them
Thimble: B***h
C**t Principal: They'll figure it out soon
Penis: HEY RETARDS! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE GUNS RIGHT?
*Everyone down there hears it and pulls out their guns if they have one and it turns into chaos real quick, people start disappearing left and right*
Junkie: And just like that it turned into a school shooting
Penis: Not really, school shootings are much slower
*In the battle*
Ten: I hope you like getting cut open
Tem: NO! THAT SOUNDS AWFUL!
Ten: B***H BOY COME HERE!
*Ten pulls out a syringe and chases Tem around the arena, as they are running Ten occasionally stops and stabs someone with the needle, even if it's his own teammate*
*They are soon both shot and taken out of the battle*
*The shooting gets louder and more people get taken out, at this point it's sorta every man for himself*
*The fighting gets so aggressive little reality cracks start appearing and glowing intensely*
Gon: What's going on out there?
Melon: I don't know, but it looks like a blast
Chex: It's getting too intense down there
Queen S**t and Cum: They are gonna climax soon..
*The cracks shatter the sky around them like glass and glow intensely*
Dr. Ben Dover: I think we are all gonna die
Penis: I've never seen this kind of stuff happen before, and I've seen some weird things
Narrator: *nervous* Ummmm, don't worry it's all part of the-
*A loud rumble starts and everything starts shaking and cracking, the battle below instantly stops and everyone stops in their positions*
Narrator: Oh s**t..
Donnie: Why is he saying oh s**t? Hey I can talk now
Narrator: This isn't good
Paru Itagaki: STOP! ALL OF YOU!
Shaquesha: Who the h**l is that?
Paru Itagaki: YOU FOOLS, YOU'VE AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER WITH THIS- THIS NONSENSE AND RACKET
Narrator: Paru it's ok it's just-
Paru Itagaki: IT'S NOT OK- WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?
Narrator: Well umm
Junkie: They are fighting
Paru Itagaki: AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
Junkie: I'm Junkie
Paru Itagaki: JUNKIE. NEVER HEARD OF THAT NAME BEFORE, LEGOSHI? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THING TO DO
Legoshi: Well, Ladder Boi found us and he is from a different dimension
Paru Itagaki: A DIFFERENT DIMENSION? PFFT. AND WHAT IS THAT DIMENSION?
Legoshi: I don't know ask him
Paru Itagaki: TELL ME.. LADDER BOI, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
Ladder Boi: Ummm well we are battling to see who is the better reality
Paru Itagaki: BATTLING? TO SEE WHO IS THE BETTER REALITY? W- WHAT KIND OF STUPID IDEA IS THIS?
Narrator: It's a test to see who is better
Paru Itagaki: TO SEE WHO IS BET- WHAT!? MY VERSION IS BETTER, THE ORIGINAL! WHAT KIND OF STUPID THING IS THIS-THIS SATIRE STORY?
Narrator: Weedstars isn't stupid
Paru Itagaki: PFFT. WEEDSTARS, SERIOUSLY? THAT'S THE BEST NAME YOU HAVE?
Narrator: Calm down
Paru Itagaki: YOU TOOK MY IDEA OF BEASTARS, MY CHARACTERS AND JUST CHANGED THE NAMES AND THE STORY? WHAT KIND OF ORIGINALITY IS THAT! THAT'S JUST UNORIGINAL IN MY OPINION
Narrator: I have my own characters and storyline
Legless: What the h**l is going on
Agata: I wish I knew
Paru Itagaki: LIKE WHAT AND WHO?
Narrator: Well, we have.. Thimble, Odyssey, Junkie, Donnie and others..
Paru Itagaki: SO YOU ADDED THESE STUPID CHARACTERS WITH STUPID NAMES? WHAT ABOUT THE ORIGINALS, CAUSE I CAN CLEARLY SEE THEM THERE
Narrator: Ummm... Ten, Legless, Jugs, Ladder Boi, Rouie?, Penis..
Paru Itagaki: YOU STOLE MY CHARACTERS, CHANGED THEIR NAMES TO SOMETHING STUPID AND ACTED LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE.
Narrator: Yea
Paru Itagaki: WHAT ABOUT THE STORYLINE? I SWEAR IF IT'S THE SAME THING
Narrator: No, there is a cult ran by Ten and a school shooting and the black market and the Yakuza and a bunch of back and fourth fighting
Paru Itagaki: HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?
Narrator: WHAT? IT'S LITERALLY DIFFERENT! BESIDES PEOPLE LIKE MY STORY BETTER
Paru Itagaki: NO, YOUR STORYLINE IS STUPID! I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY HEAD AROUND HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE! WHAT KIND OF UNREALISTIC CRAP IS THIS?
Narrator: It's not that bad..
Paru Itagaki: SO YOU ARE MESSING WITH MY STUFF WHEN IN REALITY YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE YOUR OWN VERSION IF YOU WERE JUST ORIGINAL
Narrator: But there are many fanfics and crap about this, mine is just a different take
Paru Itagaki: AND SOMEHOW YOURS INTERACTS WITH MY ORIGINAL STORY, AND NOW YOU ARE MAKING THEM KILL EACHOTHER AND FOR WHAT?
Narrator: Like I said, to see who is better and the losing reality gets destroye-
Paru Itagaki: NO NO NO NO NO! I DIDN'T GIVE PERMISSION TO THIS, I'M NOT JUST GONNA HAVE MY HARD WORK GET RUINED BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID.. THING!
Narrator: Well I worked hard on mine
Paru Itagaki: I DON'T CARE! IT'S JUST A RIP-OFF OF MINE! ATLEAST OTHER FANFICS HAVE THE SAME CHARACTERS AND NAMES AND SOMEWHAT RELEVANT PLOTS
Narrator: Are you sure about that?
Paru Itagaki: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.
Narrator: Just let me be
Paru Itagaki: I'M SAYING THIS ONCE AND NOT AGAIN, I'M RESETTING EVERYTHING AND GETTING RID OF YOUR STORY, SO NO MORE OF YOUR FANFIC AND NO MORE OF THIS NONSENSE, YOU ALREADY CAUSED ENOUGH DAMAGE TO MINE
Narrator: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Paru Itagaki: NEITHER IS YOU RIPPING OFF MY STORY, I WILL SUE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE.. ARE WE CLEAR?
Narrator: Yes...
Paru Itagaki: CRYSTAL CLEAR?
Narrator: I SAID YES ALREADY
Paru Itagaki: Good, and if I see any more fanfiction with this bull crap come from you I swear...
Narrator: But it's my work, my version
Paru Itagaki: Think of some other actual original stories for once
Narrator: Can't we make a deal?
Paru Itagaki: LIKE WHAT?
Narrator: If my reality wins I can keep my story but I won't add onto it
Paru Itagaki: And if I win?
Narrator: I.. will get rid of it
*Everyone in the spectator stands start gasping*
Paru Itagaki: Let me add on to that. Either way my story, or reality, whatever bull crap you called it is going to be reset so the story can remain pure meaning everyone from my story here will forget this even happened
Narrator: Ok why don't you just let me win and we both can have our ways?
Paru Itagaki: I guess that solves our problem, but this is the final offer. No more. If you lose you get rid of your story and if you win you stop your story, either way you will be punished.
Narrator: My five Weedstars vs your five Beastars
Paru Itagaki: I don't have people labeled Beastars yet, well I do, but not until the mid and end. So, start it
Narrator: Fine..
*Everyone in Beastars and Weedstars besides the mains get teleported*
Paru Itagaki: Good. I expect this all to be over soon.
*A bright light explodes and Paru Itagaki disappears*
Haru: Did you hear that?
Sony: We are gonna be reset?
Gon: This was fun!
Melon: Atleast we won't have a chance at losing everything
*Weedstars spectators*
LionMaker: *hyperventilating* Ok calm down calm down
Tyrone: We all finna die?
Yurigo: We're good, Calm down LionMaker
*LionMaker grabs Yurigo's shoulders*
LionMaker: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR OUR NECKS ARE ON THE LINE?
Ronnie: Chill big guy, we will be fine
Ronald McDonald: Knowing our fighting skills non of the Beastars main people got taken out when we were battling. Percentage of us winning is 46%-69% that's a D and below
Fiddles: The one time I don't want to hear statistics from you
Queef Chief: We'll be fine
Bimbo Mayor: I hope so.
*Legless, Jugs, Ladder Boi, Rouie?, Penis, Legoshi, Juno, Jack, Louis, and Pina all get teleported to the middle of the arena*
Penis: *shaking* I- I don't want to do this
Jugs: We. Are gonna be fine
Penis: *trembling* No we aren't
Rouie?: Calm down, we have Legless and Ladder Boi with us
*Buildings start appearing around the middle and weapons spawn on the edge of the arena*
Narrator: Ok.. here's the rules, fight until one reality remains and what ever happens happens. Slightly better luck to Weedstars
*Everyone is shaking intensely*
Narrator: Let the games begin in 3.....
Louis: Time to fight again
Rouie?: Go easy, I'm not trying to lose everything
Narrator: 2...
Legless: Ladder Boi we can do this
Ladder Boi: I have high hopes because we are the main storyline here
Legless: Don't give the narrator ideas
Narrator: 1....
Jugs: May the better reality win
Juno: Legoshi, hold me
Legoshi: Later.
Narrator:..... GO!
*Penis, Jugs, Legless and Rouie? Take off but Ladder Boi stops them*
Ladder Boi: Wait
Rouie?: What? We are losing time right now
Ladder Boi: We are gonna be in teams. Jugs and Penis, You and Legless
Jugs: What about you?
Ladder Boi: I'll be by myself, I'm making the teams like this so you won't f**k us over by f***ing. Got it? Now go!
*They all start running through the buildings and run to the edges of the arena to get their weapons*
*The weapons range from everyday objects to military grade weapons*
*Penis and Jugs open up their weapon box*
Penis: YOU GOT TO BE F***ING ME, A FRYING PAN, A MATCH AND AXE SPRAY
Jugs: What am I supposed to do with this? Shove it up my taco?
Penis: Probably, take it and let's go
*They take the stuff and run back to the buildings to hide*
Jugs: We are gonna die, we are gonna die, b***h I don't think I can run. I think my a*s has asthma
Penis: Ok hear me out. If we hide long enough in a building we should be fine right?
Jugs: Maybe.
Penis: Let's see.. Ummmm we have some choices
Jugs: I'm hungry and that place looks like a restaurant
Penis: Good call
*They run into a KFC*
Penis: Ok I feel somewhat safer, even though this room is surrounded by huge windows
Jugs: I need to sit down
Penis: Then sit b***h
*They sit at a table*
Jugs: I'm freaking out right now, why do we have to do this? I hate the feeling of everyone depending on me, one wrong move and everything is just f***ed
Penis: True, but I believe we can do this.
Penis: Hey, remember when we worked together with Itchy and LionMaker
Jugs: What does that have to do with s**t?
Penis: I'm trying to lighten up the mood but I guess not
Jugs: Continue I guess
Penis: I'm trying to think of a funny time, but there really aren't any
Jugs: What about the time when Ladder Boi walked in on me giving birth
Penis: That wasn't funny, you literally wanted to shoot up a school in that moment
Jugs: You're right
Penis: I guess we can chill in here for a bit
Jugs: Since I'm a fat a*s I'm gonna look for food
*Jugs gets up and walks over to the counter and jumps over it and searches for food*
Jugs: Ok good to know there is literally nothing. Why is there a freezer, a refrigerator and a deep fryer with no food in sight, what is this Africa?
Penis: Wait what's that over there?
*Penis points to a oven tray*
Jugs: THANK THE LORD WE HAVE BISCUITS
*She grabs the biscuits but they crumble when she picks them up*
Jugs: Bruh. Stupid flaky a*s dead skin biscuits
Penis: Will those work?
Jugs: They keep breaking, I'll just mush them into bread balls, here have one
*She mushes one into a ball and tosses it to him*
*Penis gets up and catches it and starts eating it*
Penis: *muffled* Ok, this is a*s.
Jugs: Well we haven't eaten something in who knows how long
Penis: *muffled* true, the writer hasn't fed us in long time..
*Jugs turns to Penis*
Jugs: Yeah it's funny because-
*She sees Juno outside walking towards the building*
Penis: Jugs, why are you staring at me like that?.. something's behind me isn't there
*Juno lifts something*
Jugs: GET DOWN PENIS
*Jugs drops behind the counter*
*Penis turns around*
Penis: OH S**T!
Jugs: I SAID GET DOWN NOT TURN AROUND RETARD
*Penis gets down and bullets start lighting up the room shattering all the windows and hitting the menu and tables*
Penis: Well for one she is a woman so she won't hit me and two.. WHAT THE H**L DID SHE GET?
Jugs: QUICKLY GET OVER HERE
*Penis scrambles up from the broken glass and sees Juno raising a LMG, he runs and jumps over the counter as more bullets light the room up*
Jugs: So how was it?
Penis: She has an LMG.
Jugs: A what?
Penis: A LIGHT MACHINE GUN YOU SLUT
*Juno enters the building*
Juno: Come on out, you guys startled me. I'm not gonna kill you guys
*Penis raises his frying pan and it instantly gets shot and it startles him so he drops it*
Penis: YOU ARE A B***H LIAR
*Juno runs over and jumps over the counter but falls afterward, she drops the gun*
Jugs: HAHA IDIOT, GET THE GUN
*Penis runs over but Juno gets up and swings her gun smacking Penis across the face, Jugs runs over and grabs the gun and starts pushing Juno back, Juno swings the gun too hard and lets it go and it flies into the main room and starts going off spinning and shooting randomly on the ground*
Juno: YOU IDIOTS NOW WE ARE ALL IN DANGER
Jugs: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THROWN THE GUN!
*Juno swings at Jugs and Jugs grabs her arm and swings her around then pulls her in and uses her foot to kick her away, Juno goes stumbling into Penis*
Penis: AHH GET OFF ME B***H
*Penis shoves Juno and Juno regains balance and punches Penis, Juno tries swinging again but Penis blocks everything, soon Juno grabs Penis's throat and pushes him backwards, Penis tries to grab onto something as he goes back but misplaces his arm and puts it in the deep fryer completely third degree burning his entire arm*
Penis: AHHH S**T MY ARM, F**K
*Penis starts screaming as he has too push himself out from the deep fryer*
Jugs: HOLY S**T!
Juno: I'm sorry for that-
*Penis right hooks her with his crispified arm while in immense pain, Jugs runs over and gets the fryer basket and splashes Juno in the face with the burning oil, Juno starts screaming*
Penis: *In unbearable pain* OPEN THE FREEZER.
*Jugs runs and opens the freezer and Penis tackles Juno into it as Juno can't even see what's happening*
*The LMG runs out of bullets*
*Penis starts hitting Juno in the face*
Jugs: WHAT SHOULD I DO? WHAT SH-
*Jugs runs and grabs a long icicle from the ceiling*
*Juno is still screaming from the burning oil and is getting punched by Penis*
Jugs: PENIS MOVE
*Juno tries to get up but Jugs sticks an icicle into her thigh and she starts bleeding, Jugs kicks her back and Juno falls back onto the ground, Penis and Jugs run out and Penis locks the freezer door*
*They stand at the door and hear muffled screaming and crying from inside the room, Penis starts hyperventilating and crying*
Penis: *crying* I can't believe we just did that
Jugs: That was.. Well we gotta do what we gotta do
Penis: *crying* I feel so bad. But my arm is essentially gone so..
Jugs: Is this the kind of stuff we have to deal with?
Penis: *sniffling* I'm not gonna lose after that
*They grab their weapons and leave the building, Juno gets sent to the spectator area back to normal*
Juno: MY- My- my face, oh my gosh, I just let everyone down didn't I?
Dom: Yep.
*Meanwhile Legless and Rouie? Have a grenade and a katana*
Rouie?: These are s**t, like literal s**t
Legless: These aren't that bad, I bet those c***s won't see this coming
Rouie?: I have a grenade.. WHAT THE H**L AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
Legless: Eat it.
*They walk and Rouie? Points to a building*
Rouie?: Hey, this is a fancy hotel I've been to. LionMaker took me here, let's go in
Legless: Are you sure you want to go in?
Rouie?: Why not?
Legless: Don't be stupid, anyone could be in there. H**l, we could walk right into a trap and instantly die
Rouie?: Legless, I'm sure we will be fine. Trust me
Legless: No, I don't trust you
Rouie?: Whatever, come on idiot
*They walk into the hotel lobby and hear a piano playing*
Legless: Wow, I like the music playing very jazzy
Rouie?: Yeah, but the music only played at the hotel when someone in the band was playing..
*A piano rises up on the stage with Louis playing it*
Louis: I've been, expecting you
Rouie?: Really..
Louis: No, in fact I've been sitting here hitting random keys acting like I was playing the music
Legless: You aren't playing?
Louis: No. Anyways are we ready to have a real fight?
Rouie?: Sure
*Louis pulls out a revolver and shoots at them*
Legless: OH S**T!
*They knock over tables and hide behind them*
Legless: WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS GET THE GOOD STUFF?
*Louis starts shooting holes through the table*
Rouie?: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING AND QUICK!
*Legless and Rouie? Look at eachother*
Legless/Rouie?: Operation submissive activate
*They jump up and run over to Louis and Legless gets behind him and thrusts him and Rouie? Grinds on him*
Rouie?: F**K ME!
Legless: F**K MY FRIEND
Louis: A BUNCH OF RAPISTS!
Legless: IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT-
*Louis revolver whips Legless*
Legless: OW YOU BROWN S**T STAIN!
*Louis aims at Legless but Rouie? Grabs his arm from behind and swings him around and starts fighting for the weapon they both grip the gun but Rouie? Has more strength than Louis so he bends Louis's arm towards his head and makes Louis pull the trigger shooting his ear*
Louis: OW YOU BASTARD
*Louis drops the gun and holds his ear and runs away*
Legless: GET HIM
*Rouie? Starts shooting but misses his shots*
Legless: HOW'D YOU LET HIM GET AWAY?
Rouie?: I'M SORRY ASIANS HAVE SQUINTY EYES!
Legless: YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST EYES HERE! PLUS YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!
Rouie?: SHUT UP B***H!
*They both start chasing him in the direction he ran in and go out the backdoor and run into Penis and Jugs*
*Rouie? Aims his gun at them*
Jugs: WOAH! ROUIE?! IT'S PENIS AND I
Legless: PROVE IT B***H
*Penis lifts up his crispy arm*
Penis: TELL ME THIS S**T ISN'T ENOUGH PROOF
Rouie?: Oh yeah, he's crispified
Legless: So how has it been for you guys?
Jugs: We killed Juno and ran
Legless: Good, also what weapons do you guys have?
Penis: We have a frying pan, a match and some axe spray but Juno had a LMG that no longer works
Rouie?: Why did the other team get better weapons?
Penis: Wish I could suck- I mean blow- I mean tell you
*Jugs sees Louis run into a building*
Jugs: Hey- Hey- Hey! That's Louis!
Penis: What weapons do you guys have?
Legless: Katana and a grenade
Rouie?: I forgot about the grenade.
Jugs: Are we gonna get Louis?
Legless: Yea-
*Rouie? Pushes him back*
Rouie?: Stay here, I have an idea
Legless: What?
Jugs: Don't tell me you are gonna suicide bomb him
Penis: Rouie? This is a stupid idea
Rouie?: I'm gonna do it
Penis: ROUIE? DON'T THIS IS STUPID, WHAT'S THE POINT?
Rouie?: I can do it myself
Penis: WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LOSE YOU FOR IT!
Rouie?: You'll be fine without me
Penis: EVEN IF YOU DID KILL HIM WE COULD STILL LOSE THIS! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE D-
*Rouie? Puts his finger over Penis's mouth*
Rouie?: I've thought enough, it's a one for one. You guys can do this
*Penis moves his hand*
Penis: Don't be stupid Rouie?
Legless: Yeah, listen to the faggot for once
Jugs: Has anyone seen Ladder Boi?
Legless: Nope.
Rouie?: I will get what I want done
Penis: Don't let selfishness get to you
Rouie?: What is with you?
Penis: We need you.
Rouie?: I haven't played my cards so let me do my part.. take it as a gift and be grateful, I already owe you guys a lot
Penis: I don't want to lose because of this
Rouie?: We won't
Jugs: Are you sure?
Rouie?: I hope
*Penis hugs Rouie? And Rouie? Runs into the same building Louis ran into with the grenade*
Legless: Well he's dead.
*Inside the building*
Louis: S**t I seem to be cornered
Rouie?: Sucks to be you
Louis: I'm surrounded by.. Gay pleasurement and poles
Rouie?: That's because it's a strip club
*Rouie? Starts walking closer*
Louis: STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU!
Rouie?: What are you gonna do? Shoot me? With the gun you no longer have?
*Louis charges at Rouie? And tackles him and Rouie? Drops the grenade with the pin still in*
Louis: YOU WERE GONNA BLOW ME UP? PSYCHO
*Louis starts punching Rouie? And Rouie? Kicks him off of himself, They get up and Louis tries to run but Rouie? Grabs his antlers and throws him into a pole, Louis b***h slaps him and high kicks him, Louis tries to kick him again but Rouie? Grabs his foot in the air and shoves him back so Louis falls on the ground*
*Rouie? Runs and picks up the grenade as Louis stumbles up, Rouie? Runs over and puts his arms around Louis and locks his hand*
Louis: LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID TERRORIST
Rouie?: Well I'm not a terrorist...
Louis: LET GO OF ME! D****T B***H I SAID LET GO!
*Rouie? Pulls the pin out and lets go of the lever*
Rouie?: Allahuakbar, b***h
Louis: F**K! THE CRING-
*The grenade blows up as they both get engulfed in flames, their bodies blow apart*
*Beastars spectators*
Ibuki: WHAT JUST HAPPENED DOWN THERE?
*Louis appears*
Louis: D****T! THAT B***H SUICIDE BOMBED ME
*Back in the arena*
*The building goes up in a explosion and starts crumbling*
Jugs: That better be worth it
Legless: Atleast now he won't f**k me
Penis: It's 4 to 3 now, we are winning
Jugs: But things can change instantly
Legless: I'm splitting up because I'm a bad b***h. Also I need to find Ladder Boi, he might be dead for all I know
Jugs: So we just stay together?
Legless: Yep.
*Penis takes Legless's katana*
Legless: That's my only weapon.
Penis: Well it's mine now, here take this
*He gives him a frying pan*
*Legless hits Penis with it*
Legless: THIS IS SO USELESS
Penis: LEGLESS LOOK, HAIRCUT!
Legless: That won't work on me, I'm not a simp
Penis: S**t
Jugs: LOOK PANDA EXPRESS IS NAKED!
*Legless turns around*
Legless: WHERE?
*He turns back around and they are gone*
Legless: Those f***ers, what am I supposed to do with this? Jerk off into it and cook cum?
*Jugs and Penis run into a random lumber mill where everything is permanently running, cause why not*
Jugs: Ok let me catch my breath
Penis: Well hurry up b***h
Jugs: Why do you get the katana?
Penis: Cause you are a woman
Jugs: What.
Penis: But you can have these
*He gives Jugs the Spray and the matches*
Jugs: Ah yes thanks, something to shove up my vagina
*Ladder Boi is in a tower and he got LionMaker's silenced sniper for a weapon*
Ladder Boi: What are they doing in there? F***ing?
*He scopes in and sees Pina go into the building*
Ladder Boi: Oh s**t, should've taken my shot
*In the mill*
Jugs: F**k these saws are so annoying, I can't hear s**t!
*They walk up steps onto a wooden platform, next to them are 3 running saw blades*
Penis: If we fall we are gonna get raped
Jugs: No s**t Sherlock, they're saws
Pina: Hello, friends
*A Smash bros character reveal happens and it shows Pina with the quote "Ready to f**k the competition*
Penis: That was cool, anyways. Prepare to die
Pina: Don't become too overconfident ya hear?
*Pina throws down a smoke bomb*
Jugs: *Coughing* S**T WHERE DID HE GO?
Penis: I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SEE S**T AND WE ARE ON A PLATFORM A STEP AWAY FROM DEATH
*Pina punches Penis and Penis steps back and hears the saw-saw the back of his shoe and he drops the katana and it falls on a saw blade and gets whipped across the building and sticks in a wall*
Penis: OH S**T!
*He falls back but Pina grabs him by his ascot so he dramatically hangs over the saw blades*
Penis: You don't have a weapon do you?
Pina: Who needs a weapon when you have the-
*Jugs jumps on Pina and whips Penis back on the platform while dropping the spray and matches*
Pina: GET OFF OF ME YOU DUMB GIRL
*Pina starts bucking her with his horns*
Jugs: I HATE THESE THINGS
*Jugs picks up Pina by the collar and throws him across the platform*
*Penis leaves the platform to retrieve the katana*
*Pina gets up and uses his horns to ram Jugs picking her up and slamming her down right in front of a saw blade*
*Pina gets on top of her and starts beating her but she hits back*
*Pina grabs the spray and the matches*
Pina: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE ISN'T IT?
Jugs: YOU ARE A PIECE OF S**T
Pina: SUCKS THAT YOUR OWN WEAPON IS GONNA BE USED AGAINST YOU
Jugs: PENIS HELP!
*Penis is on the other side of the building and he can't hear her, Pina lights a match*
Pina: Bye bye
*He sprays the stuff and it turns into a flame thrower essentially. Scorching and melting Jugs's face, she screams and disappears*
Pina: *laughing* WHAT A L-
*Ladder Boi snipes him in the shoulder through a window and he jolts back in pain*
Pina: YOU MOTHERF-
*Pina feels a sharp pain in him and he looks down to see the katana going through him*
Penis: *Whispers* Eat my a*s and choke
*Penis rips out the katana and kicks Pina forward into the running saw blade as his face gets cut in half and he disappears*
Penis: Now, only two left to go, sorry Jugs
*The back main lumber mill door gets kicked open and Penis turns around*
Jack: Sorry
*Jack lifts his gun and shoots Penis three times and he falls off the platform and disappears*
*In the Weedstar spectator area*
Penis: D****T STUPID DOGS AND THEIR STUPID HEARING
Jugs: YOU LET ME DIE
Penis: It's Ok! It's a 2v2 I think, we still have a chance
Shaquesha: Tell me the stats of everything
Penis: I just said, it's a 2v2
*Rouie? Runs over*
Rouie?: My bombing did nothing did it.
Penis: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT AND NOW LOOK WE ARE NECK AND NECK
LionMaker: *hyperventilating* calm down guys we- we-... Yeah I got nothing
Shaquesha: They better not f**k us
Bill Williamson: How are you guys not able to beat them? You guys have the fighting advantage
Jugs: Hey, we got s**t and they got good stuff and we still rekt them
Runa?: Is Ladder Boi and Legless still alive?
Penis: Yes
Runa?: Good, out of all of us they have the best chances of survival
Junkie: and just like that stripper girl Runa? jinxed us
Cantaloupe: I just can't WAIT to see us all di-
Runa?: Now is not the time for sarcastic remarks
*Back to the fight*
Ladder Boi: And just like that I just witnessed 3 people die
*He scopes in on Jack*
Ladder Boi: And... BOOM-
*Nothing happens*
Ladder Boi: WHAT!? STUPID SNIPER ONLY HAD ONE D**N SHOT! WHAT A LOAD OF S**T
*He uses the scope to look around and sees Legless and Legoshi fighting in the middle of the arena*
Ladder Boi: I guess someone needs help
*He then sees Jack spotting him and Jack shoots at Ladder Boi, Ladder Boi ducks behind some cover and peeks again to see Jack running towards Legless and Legoshi*
Ladder Boi: NO, NO, NO! THIS IS NOT GONNA TURN INTO A 1V2
*Ladder Boi runs down the tower and trips on the stairs and falls all the way down*
Ladder Boi: Ow.
*Legoshi and Legless*
Legless: THIS MAKES NO SENSE WHY ARE YOU GUYS ABLE TO FEND US OFF?
*Legless hits Legoshi left and right with his frying pan but Legoshi bites Legless*
Legless: STUPID ANIMAL
*Legless slaps Legoshi so hard Legoshi goes flying back with some teeth coming out*
Legoshi: I understand why you are angry
Legless: BACK UP BUD, I HAVE A FRYING PAN
*Jack runs into the street with them*
Jack: Sorry, but you back up.. bud
*Jack aims his gun at him*
Legless: WHAT? NO WAY, NO WAY. WE ARE NOT GONNA LOSE THIS WE STILL HAVE JUGS AND P-
Jack: They are both dead, it's a 2v2
Legless: WHAT? NO, NO, NO I AM NOT GONNA GO OUT LIKE THIS
*Legless charges Jack but Jack shoots him once and Legless stops*
Legless: YOU.. ARE A C**T
Jack: Legoshi take this
*Jack tosses Legoshi his gun and Jack pulls out a revolver*
Jack: I sadly had to take this from the aftermath of Louis, it's better than using your hands
Legoshi: Ok Jack, you really stepped up
Jack: Let's end this
*Legoshi aims his gun and so does Jack but when they do Ladder Boi rushes out of the tower*
Ladder Boi: LEGOSHI! DON'T KIL-
*Jack tackles Ladder Boi and they wrestle on the ground, Jack pistol whips him with the revolver and sits on Ladder Boi's back and puts the revolver up to his head*
Ladder Boi: GET OFF OF ME YOU FAT PIG, LEGLESS TAKE THIS!
*Ladder Boi slides the sniper to Legless's foot and he slowly picks it up*
*Legless just stands there*
Ladder Boi: LEGLESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIGHT HIM!
*Legless looks at Ladder Boi*
Ladder Boi: COME ON WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE! STOP BEING A B***H AND DO SOMETHING
Legless: You don't realize it do you?
Ladder Boi: W-W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? COME ON! GET HIM!
Legless: We lost
Ladder Boi: *tearing up* NO! NO! NO! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Legless: You don't see it.. once I lift this gun up I will die, and you will too, besides this sniper is empty
Ladder Boi: *crying* DON'T TALK LIKE THAT! PRAISING JESUS AND SUCKING COCK REMEMBER?
*Legless drops the sniper and falls onto his knees*
Ladder Boi: *crying* YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS! COME ON! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!
Legless: *trembling* Stop telling me to do something when I can't anymore
Ladder Boi: *crying* please Legless, our lives are on the line..
*For the first time Ladder Boi sees tears falling from Legless's face as they fall to the ground*
Jack: Don't make me sad, cause if you cry, I cry
*Weedstars spectators*
Odyssey: What is going on...?
Itchy: I think we lost..
Haircut: What does that mean...?
Itchy: We are gonna die..
*Everyone starts shaking, and becomes on edge*
Shaquesha: *nervous* No, we haven't lost yet! Look at the br-
Penis: There is no bright side anymore.. we lost and I don't even know how
*In the battle*
Legless: *trembling* I- I'm sorry Ladder Boi
Ladder Boi: *Crying* PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU DON'T GIVE UP
Legless: *tearing up* I... Give up
*Legless starts fully crying*
Ladder Boi: *Crying* I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT
Legless: *Crying* I Let you down didn't I? It's my fault we are in this situation
Ladder Boi: *Crying* NO IT'S MINE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SNOOPING AROUND THE F-
Legless: *Crying* NO THAT ISN'T IT! I STARTED EVERYTHING, IF I DIDN'T GO AFTER TEN'S KILLER THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED
*Jack just starts crying*
Legoshi: Why are you crying?
Jack: *Crying* Cause I'm sad when people are sad
Legless: *Crying* I PUT US IN THIS SITUATION FROM THE START, IT'S ME! NOT YOU! IT'S ALL MY FAULT
Ladder Boi: *Crying* It's Ten's fault for killing everyone and Freddy Benson's for murdering him
Legless: *Crying* I DRAGGED YOU ALL IN THIS AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Legoshi: Well now I don't want to do anything
Jack: *Crying* I guess I will
Legless: *Crying* NO LADDER BOI
Ladder Boi: *Crying* DON'T K-
*Jack shoots Ladder Boi and he disappears*
Legless: *Crying* LADDER BOI NO!
*Ladder Boi appears in the spectator area and everyone starts freaking out*
Ronnie: What's going on..?
News B***h: Yeah Ladder Boi
*Ladder Boi ignores them and runs to the edge and starts banging on the invisible barrier*
Ladder Boi: *Crying* DON'T KILL HIM PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU! I DON'T WANT TO DIE AND LOSE EVERYTHING!
Queen S**t and Cum: This is sadder than C**t Principal's sex jobs
Ronald McDonald: I can't believe we are gonna be erased
Ladder Boi: *Crying* I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS WORLD AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.. ALL THE MEMORIES WE'VE MADE, EVERYTHING! I DON'T WANT TO LET GO OF IT
Penis: Hey.. it's ok.. we had a fun run while we could... right?
*Ladder Boi starts screaming and banging the barrier as it echoes through the area, Ladder Boi presses against the barrier so hard out of anger it starts cracking, Penis starts tearing up and becomes shocked as Rouie? Pulls him back and he stumbles into his arms *
*Ladder Boi gives up and the cracks shrink back, Ladder Boi pounds the barrier with both arms once*
Ladder Boi: *Crying* We're goners... We are gonna die and lose everything and be completely erased from existence like nothing EVEN HAPPENED!
Rouie?: Calm down a little.
Ladder Boi: *Crying* HE'S GONNA SHOOT LEGLESS
Ladder Mom: Ladder Boi...?
Ladder Boi: *crying* Mom?
*Ladder Boi runs over to his mom and hugs her*
Ladder Mom: I missed you so much. I-I don't know what happened, I don't know what is happening.. I've been through weird stuff in the past but nothing like this. Ladder Boi please tell me what is going on
Ladder Boi: *crying* We are going to die... and it's my fault.. of course it is, I do everything wrong and that's why you died. That's why we are in this mess. That's why we are in this situation. That's why all my friends died before. That's why dad killed himself because I told him everything. That's why I attempted suicide and nearly died because of it... I'm such a screw up and-and.. I know I'm such a disappointment to you.. and I just want to tell everyone here that... I'm sorry.
Ladder Mom: What? You're not a screw up Ladder Boi.. maybe a little, but we all do stupid stuff. I would know and it's ok. You can't change the past and it doesn't define you as a person, anything can happen. Things can change.. We just have to move past it, but look, everyone is here, it's ok, we are all broken in our own ways Ladder Boi, and I've been gone for so long I-I still don't understand what's happening
Ladder Boi: *crying* and you probably won't
*Rouie? Walks over*
Rouie?: Ladder Boi are you ok?
*Ladder Boi starts hugging Rouie? And starts crying onto Rouie? And soon everyone comes in crying*
Ladder Mom: ..Ladder Boi..
*Ronnie walks over and puts a hand on Ladder Mom's shoulder*
Ronnie: Haven't talked to you in a long time and I see your mother instincts kicked in... I guess your son isn't so bad after all
Ladder Mom: I told you he wouldn't be Ronnie, I mean yeah he makes stupid choices and mistakes but he isn't a bad person. Not my son.
*Ladder Mom walks over and starts hugging them*
Ladder Boi: *Crying* Any second now he will appear..
Rouie?: *Sniffling* It's ok Ladder Boi. We all just have to accept death
Penis: *Crying* I guess now would be a good time to tell everyone our last thoughts
Jugs: *Crying* I really love Legless, like really really love him, even though I don't act like it.. I'm glad I had his kids, in fact I don't know where they are.
Haircut: Good, you can have Legless. I don't know how you were able to live with him
Shaquesha: *Crying* I planned on getting married to Ladder Boi and I loved it when we had sex and you made me happy
Haircut/Ladder Mom: What.
Penis: *Crying* I thought I was straight for a second when I was with Jugs but that ship sunk
LionMaker: *sniffling* Listen.. I USED YOUR GUYS'S TOOTH BRUSHES TO SHOVE HAIR DOWN THE SHOWER DRAIN
Ladder Boi: *Crying* You nasty b***h
Rouie?: *Crying* I WILL FOREVER HATE THE SENIOR DANCE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT AND I ONLY FELL IN LOVE WITH PENIS BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID REMARKS AND HIS RETARDED PERSONALITY
Cantaloupe: I would be sad, but I don't know half the people here. Besides, it's pretty amusing
Odyssey: Shut up and let them have their moment
Scratches: *Sniffling* Ok so is he gonna pop up now or wha-?
Jugs: *Crying* I STILL HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF NAMES FOR MY CHILDREN
Runa?: It's been how long now since they were born?
Bill Williamson: Too long
*In the battle*
Legless: *Crying* KILL ME ALREADY! HAVE YOUR MOMENT! YOU'VE WON SO OWN IT LIKE A MAN
*Legoshi just stands there*
Legless: *Crying* IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES AND MY KNEES HURT
Jack: Want me to do it?
Legoshi: Hold that thought
Legless: *Crying* Stop being a b***h and DO YOUR D***N JOB!
Jack: Ok I'll do it then
Legoshi: Hold on. Good thing we won't remember this when we reset
Jack: Wha-?
*Legoshi shoots Jack in the face and he disappears*
Legless: *sniffling* W-w-what?
*Beastars spectators*
Ibuki: IS HE SERIOUSLY GIVING IT UP?
Bill: COME ON!
Gohin: WE ARE RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF WINNING!
*Jack appears*
Jack: DID HE JUST KILL ME?
Gon: HOW DID YOU LET HIM KILL YOU?
Jack: I don't-
Louis: You should've shot him yourself
Jack: But he is my best friend so I had to listen to him
*Back at the battle*
Legless: *sniffling* YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN WIN RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW AND ERASE US!
Legoshi: Maybe I don't want to
Legless: *sniffling* Huh?
Legoshi: You are lucky I am a b***h and have feelings unlike you
Legless: *sniffling* I'm gonna cringe aren't I?
Legoshi: Possibly
Legless: *Sniffling* Oh boy Disney time
Legoshi: I see you must really like your friends and people in your reality. You fought hard didn't you?
Legless: *Sniffling* somewhat. Not really
Legoshi: I know the others did, you guys must care about what you have. I've never seen that before, then again, I've never seen this type of event happen before
Legless: *Sniffling* So what?
Legoshi: I'm not gonna kill you. There is no point, this whole thing was unfair from the start. My reality gets reset either way. It's not fair that you guys would have to suffer
*Legless starts tearing up again*
Legoshi: It's better for you to not hide your emotions you know
*Legless gets up and hugs Legoshi and starts bawling*
*Everyone in the Weedstars spectator area start getting tense again*
Legless: *Crying* THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Legoshi: Now look who is being a b***h, here take this
*Legoshi hands Legless his gun*
Legoshi: Kill me and let's end this s**t
Legless: *sniffling* Yes, Yes, let's do it
Legoshi: I'm all yours
*Legoshi stands still and Legless aims his gun*
*Everyone in the Weedstars spectator area run to the barrier to watch*
Legoshi: 3
Legless: 2
Legoshi: 1
*Legless pops Legoshi and Legoshi disappears and all the buildings and weapons dematerialize*
Narrator: D**N! I WAS HOLDING IN SO MUCH S**T, THAT WAS TOO INTENSE FOR ME
Ronnie: So did we win?
Ladder Boi: I.. think so
Jugs: Good..
*Legless gets teleported to the Weedstars spectator area and everyone runs over*
Haircut: What happened Legless?
Queef Chief: Tell us.
Legless: *Sniffling* We won
*In the Beastars spectator area*
Gon: YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HIM? WE COULD'VE GOTTEN RID OF THAT REALITY AND WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT AGAIN!
Legoshi: Sorry I guess
Haru: YOU ARE SO COMPLICATED SOMETIMES
*A roar and bright light appears and explodes*
Paru Itagaki: I'M BACKK!!! SO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, TELL ME HOW MY REALITY REKT YOURS
Narrator: Well yeah they did
Paru Itagaki: GOOD! EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED. I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS
Narrator: But I won, you lost cause you suck eggs
Paru Itagaki: WHAT???? IMPOSSIBLE! OH WELL, A DEAL'S A DEAL, SO I'M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN, ALSO I AM NO LONGER PROUD OF YOU GUYS
Narrator: Also your people had better weapons and it was sketchy and they still lost so...
Paru Itagaki: FINE, I GUESS I'LL LET YOU CONTINUE YOUR STORY, AND THAT'S IT. ONCE IT'S OVER IT'S OVER.
Narrator: Well I guess this is it
Paru Itagaki: OK I'M GONNA BE HONEST, I MESSED WITH YOUR REALITY A LITTLE SO IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT, BUT DON'T WORRY, SO GO SEND THEM BACK
Narrator: Ok will do.
Legless: So, do we finally get to go back and leave this s**t?
Narrator: Yeah, and I don't remember who died and who didn't so you all can come back again, except the randoms that died like the kid, Hiroshima bomb, those type of people.
Paru Itagaki: Ok guys time to go back and reset stuff. Narrator, if you mess with my story again I'll eat you
*Paru Itagaki and the Beastars characters disappear*
Ladder Boi: What does this mean for us?
Narrator: Umm, we go back to our reality and I guess the story is over
Ladder Boi: What about you?
Narrator: I'll just have to do other s**t, like cursed drawings and stuff
Rouie?: Drawings of us?
Narrator: Don't worry about it. Especially if you want to keep the little innocence you have left
Itchy: Where are we actually?
Narrator: The In-Between
Odyssey: What the h**l is the In-Between?
Narrator: The gateway to every dimension and reality in one area, it's the stuff we can't see. Like if you stretched a portal's width and cut the lining.. I'm not gonna explain it, especially not in depth in this story. Anyways let's go back
*A bright flash happens and they are sent to the Weedstars reality like nothing happened*
Donnie: I'm just so confused on everything I just witnessed. I think I need to go to therapy
LionMaker: That is probably best for you
Rouie?: NO! NO! NO! NO! OUR HOUSE! WHAT HAPPENED!
Ladder Boi: S**t
*Their rich fancy S**t S**t Gumi Manor turned into the poverty version*
Itchy: I'm so glad I am no longer dead. I'm rather sorry for most of the things I put you three through, and how I nearly killed you
Penis: Yeah it's no big deal
Ronald McDonald: I think my curse is finally broken
Fiddles: Don't jinx yourself please
Tyrone: How is everyone doin?
Jugs: Sorta forgot you existed
???: Mom is that you?
Jugs: Who the h- that better not be my children
???: What took you guys so long?
Shaquesha: And reality lady messed with their ages
Legless: How old are you c**ts?
???: We are all 16
Ladder Boi: B***H WHAT!?
???: What's wrong adoptive dad?
Ladder Boi: Don't call me that. Anyways you guys are literally two years younger than us, like this s**t is gonna be awkward
Jugs: And they still don't have names yet so it's just STD, AIDS, Retard, and Autistic
LionMaker: I'm gonna go outside and get a breath of fresh air
*LionMaker heads outside*
Odyssey: Oh there you are
LionMaker: Why are you wearing glasses? Blind b***h
Odyssey: Well, I appeared back and had these on because apparently reality lady made me a blind a*shole, fitting huh? I also had kids with Junkie even though we were both dead and they are staying with my mom and I also got married to him.. while we were still dead
LionMaker: So you aren't gonna try to kill us?
Odyssey: No, there is no need to. The Black Market is mostly gone and I am still a rich b***h, well atleast I will be again after I claim my money back from my mom. I'm giving her 25% of my total profit. Maybe I can move back in and we can work together again, like old times
Queef Chief: Ah it's this s**t stain again
Odyssey: It's this old guy again
Queef Chief: I missed you
Odyssey: Same here, especially after I found out you died
Queef Chief: Yeah, getting shot hurts
*Queef Chief starts to hug Odyssey*
*They all walk outside*
Penis: Nothing really changed. What a waste, I wanted something new, not some dead people coming alive and a poor person's house.
Legless: I guess that's how it is
Ladder Boi: There's probably a lot we don't know about, who knows what reality girl did
Penis: Well time for Rouie? And I to get a job at Femboy Hooters
Rouie?: Actually I never agre-
Penis: You are gonna do it and you are gonna like it
Ladder Boi: Y'know you don't have to work right? We are very financially stable especially if Odyssey decides to move back in with us
Penis: No, I want to do it
Legless: How gay are you?
Rouie?: Trust me I've been with him for months
*Ladder Mom walks over and hugs Ladder Boi again*
Ladder Mom: I can't believe you've been living on your own, you can't grow up on me
Ladder Boi: Mom stop it, besides I haven't been on my own those guys over there have been helping me
*He points to the Lions and they wave to her*
Ladder Mom: So.. everything was.. real? The roleplay gang? All of it?
Ladder Boi: Yes, they've been taking care of me
Ladder Mom: What happened to your arm and your eye and..
Ladder Boi: I made some poor choices, that's all
Ladder Mom: I mean I would've known if this b***h didn't kill me
Odyssey: I didn't kill you, I just.. got you killed that's all
Jugs: Legless, you didn't hear me when I said this but, I kinda have feelings for you. I actually love you.. let's get married.
Legless: B***h
Jugs: Ok. Works for me
*She starts making out with Legless*
Shaquesha: Ladder Boi get over here
*Shaquesha starts to hug Ladder Boi*
Ladder Mom: Who's this? Your girlfriend? Isn't she pretty?
Ladder Boi: Mom, please
Shaquesha: Ladder Boi be nice to your mom
Rouie?: Sometimes I want to throw up in my mouth a little from dying inside
Penis: Oh shut up you c**t
*Rouie? Grabs Penis and kisses him on the cheek even though they f***ed like one million times*
LionMaker: Wow, how nice.
Penis: Let me take a picture of us all
*Penis takes a selfie with everyone in the background*
Donnie: There we go
Ladder Mom: Ladder Boi.. how long has this gone on for? The gang stuff?
Ladder Boi: Since last summer, I'm graduated already
Ladder Mom: Oh.. so it's been hidden for a while then
Ladder Boi: Yeah and you've been gone for a while
*Ladder Mom pulls out a photo of her that Ladder Boi hasn't seen before and hesitates and puts it away*
Ladder Boi: What's that?
Ladder Mom: Oh nothing. I guess we both have our secrets that we will have to explain some day.. in fact I think I need to call an old friend of mine
*Ladder Mom walks away and Pontiac walks up the walkway*
Pontiac: I will still do anything for you Odyssey until you love me, even if you want to stab me in the back again.. literally
LionMaker: It's this faggot again
Rouie?: Me?
LionMaker: No him
*LionMaker pulls out a bazooka from his sock and aims it at him*
Jugs: LIONMAKER NO!
LionMaker: What? It isn't like I'm gonna drop it
*He aims and shoots but it barely goes out and it falls like two feet infront of them*
Fiddles: S**t.
*The rocket blows up and it freeze frames as they all start running*
*Blood Debts credits theme starts playing*
--------------THE END OF THE SERIES----------
The ending was a little cliche but I figured it was best