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Remus Lupin and Sirius Black had been in a relationship for three months now. They hadn’t told their friends yet as -to be quite honest- they were scared. They didn’t know how they were going to react.
James Potter and Lily Evans had been in a relationship for two minutes by the time James had told the rest of the marauders everything that had happened.
Lily and James were on their way up to the boys dormitories to…’study.’ It should have been empty as Peter was in detention for not completing his homework and Remus and Sirius had left Lily and James in the great hall to go to the library. So Lily and James found it was a great time to go and…‘study.’ They opened the door to the dorms and were astonished by what they saw. Sirius and Remus seemed to be having a ‘studying session’ of there own. The worst part is, they hadn’t even realised that they had company.
J: “Never pegged you for the bottom Padfoot.”
Remus immediately flew off of Sirius and jumped off the bed.”
S: “Whatever made you think that.”
J: “I have no idea, just always thought you were more of an ‘on top’ person personally.”
R: “This is weird right?”
L “What’s weird is that you never told us you two were going out. What the hell?”
J: “Yeah what the hell?”
S: “You do realise that you don’t HAVE to tell your best mate every aspect of your sex life don’t you Prongs?”
Sirius gestured towards Lily as he said that making her turn a deep shade of pink.
J: “Well I only know one thing about your sex life.”
S: “And what would that be?”
J: “You’re a bottom.”
Sirius then got off his bed and started chasing James around the room. Lily and Remus watched the scene before them. James turned around and pushed Sirius onto his own bed.
J: “I wonder, are you ever on top Padfoot, or do you like being bottom.”
S: “Piss off.”
James climbed off of his bed and helped Sirius up as well.
R: “So are you guys erm…ok with this.”
L: “Of course we are, besides we’ve had time to let it sink in.”
R: “About thirty seconds?”
J: “Three months actually.”
R S: “What?”
L: “Did you really think that we wouldn’t notice?”
S: “What you’ve seen us together before?”
J: “Not exactly.”
L: “You just kinda…changed. You were both a lot happier, you would stare at each other, holds hands under the table-“
J: “You weren’t exactly being subtle.”
S: “Obviously not.”
L: “But we are very happy for you guys.”
J: “Yeah, even though you two wankers didn’t tell us.”
Just then Peter walks in. He scans the room, noticing the atmosphere.
P: “What did I miss.”
The End