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America wishes you a merry Christmas and a happy new year

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The gang and the nations were all at America’s house kicking in the new year. America was bombastic as ever as he partied with his family and friends while the states were drinking. Alexander and Erika were talking about their resolution and what they hope for next year. “So you want to learn how to make more stuff like you brother?”

”Yes, I want to spend more time with him and family.”

”I wanna drive Tony’s ufo. If he let me. Also, hang out with the family as well.”

”Let’s hope next year brings us great fortune to all.”

”Xander,” Alaska interrupted their conversation. “Father wants us to light the fireworks.

”Coming Alaska.”

”Wait, Alaska?!” Lichtenstein looked at the tall man in a black winter coat. 

“Lichtenstein?” Alaska said.

”My word, I can’t believe what has happened to you! The last time I saw you, you were the size of Sealand.”

”I grew a lot.”

”Wait? You two know each other?” Xander asked.

”Yes,” Alaska answered. “Lichtenstein was one of the few people who would come visit me and bring me food to give me gifts.”

”He was so adorable, you know I almost bought him. If I did, I would’ve two big brothers!”

”Luckily America got me instead. Then things would have been really weird.” Alaska and the young girl laugh.”

”Wait, you knew knew him before… How old are you!” Xander yelled as Alaska picked up the kid and took him to the yard.

America and the states were on top of a stage, with fireworks on display as America called on everyone’s attention. “Okay Dudes and Dudettes! Let’s kick in the new year with a bang! By blowing up these dangerous fireworks, courtesy from my bro Mexico, into the night sky!” He light one up and launch as it exploded into a beautiful red and white flower. “I can make better fireworks than that!” China said.

”Okay dudes!” America yelled as he put on the countdown. “Ready! 10, 9, 8,” The states all readied their lighters. “7, 6, 5,” America out his foot on the pedal to steady the launch. “4, 3, 2, 1,” All the fireworks launched as the audience yelled “Happy new year!” Covering the night sky with an assortment of colors. Everyone laugh, drank, danced nude. Hoping the new year would be great.

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The next day, the entire house and yard was trashed. Cups were strewn about, fireworks shells covered the yard, and France and England were sleep in the pantry naked. California woke up, as she has an apple cider vinegar sticker on her hair. “Great, now I know my resolution wasn’t broke.”

”My head hurts.” Texas said.

”Great party dudes!” America jumped off the ledge of the stairs case, wearing only his pajama pants. “But, we gonna have to clean up.”

”But they made the mess,” Wyoming said. “Why can’t they clean it up.”

”Sorry dudes, we clean up and we bill it to them. Also, keep it down cause you mom it still asleep.” America walked away to clean up and so did the rest of the states. Alexander helped as he felt something in his pocket. Looking at it, it was a phone number from Lichtenstein. Xander just blushed as the paper before his dad butt in. 

“What’s that?”

”Nothing!”