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At four years old, Harry decides that he would like to be a snake when he grows up.
A story following Harry as he wills himself to become more and more serpentine - to the discomfort, bafflement, and horror of everyone around him.
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- Part 1 of SNAKES Universe
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c65
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48!!!
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Crack Treated SeriouslyCharacters
The Main Character: Harry Potter, Snake Aspiree
The Snake Crew: Brownie, Bob, Charybdis, Nimue and Nagini
The Dursley Family: Spy Dursley, Devious Potion Brewing Petunia and Growing Capitalist Vernon
Snake or Man: Homoerotic but still Asexual Voldemort and Tom Riddle the Sentient Diary Horcrux in ever-present existential crisis
The Malfoy Family: Fashion Loving Draco, Questionable Taste in Decor but ever so elegant Narcissa, Adventure Seeking Lucius, Call The Dark Lord Darling and make my son squirm Abraxas
The Slytherin Crew: The socially-done-with-everything-and-everyone boy with irresistible charm Blaise Zabini, The One Who Faints Theodore Nott, The One With Many Logical Misunderstandings and Fear Marcus Flint
The Staff of Hogwarts: Why Hasn’t Harry Done Something Severus Snape, One With The Bird Dumbledore, I’m Not A Cat says The Cat Lady Minerva McGonagall and Give Them A Chance Rubeus HagridNotes
Trying my hand at cooking and letting this marinate for some time— paused at chapter 64 as I wasn’t quite ready for the journey to end on my part. I fear that my fear of having my toes curled in painful humour was valid and, indeed, the air was once more victim to my joy. Multiple Times.
I have set up a counter titled “I have audibly chuckled, slightly choked and then regained my composure”. There’s a delightful mark of six.
A secondary counter was needed, titled “I physically lol’ed, abruptly chucked and lost my composure”. An S tier to the above S tiered counter- with a jolly good mark of one (I’m not betting on it being alone for too long).
If this were a dating experience, I can be confident that I’ve been successfully wined and dined by this book. Coming back for a second date, dressed up and ready to go. This was a great experience!
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To chap. 40
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38