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Normality with An Ex-Revolutionary

Chapter 43: Too Many Girls, Not Enough Girlfriends

Summary:

The One Piece world just got a whole lot bigger.

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Cover Story: Captain Jango's Hypnotised Marines Pirates Story (Part Final - A New Life for Jango)
Jango struggled--as he had many times in the past before getting into her mind--against Hina's black cage that had wrapped tightly against his chest, pinning him to a chair in the captain's quarters, "Let me go, Hina!"
"No. Pirate Hina is a pirate now. Pirate Hina does as Pirate Hina wants, and Pirate Hina wants to be hypnotised."
"I already did! That's why you're 'Pirate Hina' now! Grr... I should have hypnotised you to stop talking in the third person!"
"Pirate Hina does not know what you mean, but Pirate Hina is grateful for being a pirate thanks to you," said the repetitive woman, "But now that Pirate Hina is a lawless and reckless pirate, the obvious thing to do now is to hypnotise Pirate Hina into becoming an upstanding member of society!"
Jango was gobsmacked by her logic, "WHAT?! WHY?! Didn't we did all that hypnotising so you'd feel morally accepting of the raids we needed to do for, oh I don't know, food!?"
"Pirate Hina has a better plan. Pirate Hina only wants her mind hypnotised and her pussy fucked. You being captain meant you could shirk on your duties when it benefitted you, which shall not stand."
"I was tired! Give me a break!"
"No rest until you are dead." His ex-captain spoke in that same way that cold icy tone had drawn him to her in the first place, one that made him gulp back both fear and horny. "Pirate Hina's plan is perfect. The crew shall make landfall on a nearby island and find the richest mansion in town. There, the whole crew will become dutiful servants for a wealthy yet poorly woman, and live there indefinitely until her eventual demise. All the while enjoying the haremistic tendencies of maids and butlers."
"...I swear I've heard this plan before..." Jango muttered under his breath before shaking his head, "But I don't want to be a butler! Can't we just make me the husband or something?!"
"Hina had already stopped listening, taking his chakrams in hand and beginning to sway it in front of the hypnotist's heart shaped eyes, "You shall become a dutiful butler until Pirate Hina says otherwise. You shall forget your life of piracy, and only live to service others in all senses of the word. One, Two... Hina!"

Emotions had changed quickly for a few select members of the Punk Hazard afterparty.

All of the numerous female G-5 members were feeling rather randy and elated from the vibes. Their burly attitudes and thick muscles not a turn off in the slightest for their fellow marines, who were all very happy to be single men amongst such strong women. Their studly credentials were so very arousing to the women that numerous make out piles were beginning to sprout up, spreading the warmth in the frozen tundra.

Though the normality had specified it, there was still not a full 3-1 split of gender in the G-5. Reality is not always as clean cut, and Smoker's troops of ex-convicts had a more even split due to instructions from higher up. As such, there was some level of fighting breaking out between the men to prove how manly and single they were. The presence of children playing nearby kept it all PG, but things had certainly gotten rowdy between kisses and fighting.

"Usopp! USOPP!" Barked a very angry Nami, pushing past another smooch pile to search around the temporary base again. "Dammit, where the fuck is he?!"

Moving almost like a mirror to her own actions, just a minute behind her, Perona suddenly entered the same small haven in the eye of the party on the opposite side of Nami. "ZORO! Oi! Ginger thief! Have you seen Zoro?!"

The angry Nami was too busy scanning the area to acknowledge her properly, "Float off to Heaven already, you whiny Ghost! I need to find my boyfriend!"

"Kuh! How dare you talk like that to your saviour! Especially from a slut dating such a pathetic one-woman man!" Perona snarled back.

"Glass houses, much?! Your idiot has more swords than girlfriends!" snapped Nami, clearly still annoyed but then began sighing out some of her frustration while rubbing her temple, "Sorry, sorry. I'm just annoyed at Usopp and taking it out on you. I guess we're in the same boat though, huh?"

Irritated, but more irritated at Zoro, Perona seemed to accept the apology, "That's right! And I saved your big butt today!" She pointed out briefly as the pair then started walking around the area together. Searching both halves of the party for their boyfriends. "You know, we could always team up? If you leave long-nose then-"

"I'll stop you right there. Just because I'm annoyed at Usopp for not having two girlfriends, doesn't mean I'm going to dump him. I can assume you're the same with Zoro, no?" With Perona's badly covered up side glance showing her feelings more than her tsundere nature could properly emote, Nami was satisfied with the answer. "Didn't think so. I guess we need to pound some sense into them and make sure we both get new girlfriends soon, eh?"

Giving a firm first bump back to her crew mate, Perona was beaming from her new shared goal, "Yeah! Then maybe you can help me convince Zoro to date a cute zombie girl!"

"...you know what, that does sound fun."

The pair had managed to wonder around to just in front of the Sunny, where a few of their other crew mates resided. No sign of either boyfriend, only Brook sitting on a comfortable seat while softly playing his violin next to a knitting Marguerite in a chair next to him.

"Ah! How wonderful to see you two getting on~" Brook hummed.

"Hey, have you two seen Zoro or Usopp?"

"Seen? No. One requires eyes to do much seeing, I'm afraid." He said, not even bothering to yell out his amusement at his own joke, "I assume you are seeking them to grill the two on their lack of harems? A fairly solvable predicament for such brave men... Of course, I already have three lovely ladies waiting for me back on Sabaody. With the addition of many fans around the world who constantly write fan letters describing their fantasies of me becoming their boyfriend. So perhaps my perspective is warped on the matter." Brook explained with a chuckle at his own studliness, "How about you, Marguerite-chan? I suppose this isn't much of a worry for you and Luffy?"

She said nothing, looking up from her knitting to glance between the pair of women. Shrugging to try and look above the conflict as a whole.

Then, very subtly, the blonde flashed a small smirk of superiority.

"YOU...!" Nami and Perona roared, shaking their fists in rage before continuing their searches.


"Hebihime-sama!"

Gloriosa's rage was becoming more and more commonplace in her old age. She had once thought that after a lifetime of piracy with the biggest names of the sea, that wrinkles would simply be unobtainable for her, and death would be all that remained. Now she simply wished for the peace of the deceased.

But so many other advisors had failed to control Boa Hancock, it was her sole duty to ensure that Amazon Lily did not fall to ruin. Like how its queen was currently trying to sneak out of the island to be with a certain yellow hatted pirate. Gloriosa having caught the royal pain as if she'd been sneaking cookies from the cookie jar.

Currently, they were in a small passageway leading down to the docks, usually reserved for emergencies. Hancock was halfway down the stairs with a pile of gifts and letters in her hands. Guiltily looking back up at the rarely looming form of the old snake queen, illuminated by a backlight.

"Silence, tiny wench!" Though she'd been hiding from her, Hancock was not one to back down easily, "I Must reunite with my lover, immediately! Luffy is all alone with only Marguerite out there!" Hancock whined, nibbling and pulling a string on her special Luffy embroidered pillow, "The world will assume he is a captain of only one girlfriend! He, who has the grace of so many wives of Amazon Lily! It is a travesty, I must go to him and announce our marriage at-!"

"Would you get a grip?!"

Elder Nyon just sighed. This was the third time this week that Hancock had tried to sneak away to visit Luffy. Love's hurricane effect kept trying to pull her back in, and the elder worried that one day she may not be quick enough to stop the pernickety princess. "Now really, all this fuss over your husband being perceived as a stud or a loser with only one girlfriend. But can you imagine that boy ever getting bothered by something so trivial?"

Though she pouted at first, after placing down the gifts onto the stairs, Hancock started to think about it. Really started to think about it. Her mind drifting, her smile growing with giggles, all before she grabbed the hem of her top and started lowering it-

"Miss Hancock!"

There was a beat as her tits so nearly popped out of her purple dress, "Hm? Oh... it seems that when you told me to imagine Luffy, it turned... hmmm..." The left sizeable mound was freed first, giving her access to freely pinch at her nipple-

"MISS HANCOCK!"

"Why must you continue to interrupt my sexual dreams?!" Said Hancock with a huff, still not stopping in her light teasing of her own breast until she suddenly remembered where she was. "Ah! Luffy's girlfriend! I must return to him at once!"

"You know you cannot." said Elder Nyon sternly, making Hancock pause after swooping up the gifts again, "Your belly is growing, slowly but surely. You and Luffy separated to ensure the safety of that child, but also the safety of Amazon Lily." Still at the top of the stairs, Gloriosa turned to gaze upon the resplendid view from the top of the palace. A wonderful sight of the kingdom, and all the unified masses down below going about their daily business. "Amazon Lily needs you, Hebihime-sama. The residents are plentiful, almost too much. It feels as though our country doubled in size overnight. Our livestock is fine, but our fruit storage seems woefully underprepared, and I fear an attack may come sooner than..."

"Child... Luffy's child..."

Her eyes lowered to the love drunk fool who was rubbing her belly again. It was perhaps the most surefire way to make sure she didn't leave the island, but it did mean she would be stuck like this for a good hour.

Turning back, Gloriosa was definitely ready to go sit down her old bones, "...you're not listening to me at all."

"I understand I must not go... but I still worry about him." That stopped her in her tracks. A rare moment of understanding from the usually so stubborn Hancock. Having her slowly walk back up the stairs to return to her throne, it was almost enough to make her proud of her again. "Very well, if I cannot send myself then I will gift him another Kuja warrior for his crew! I needed someone to deliver my letters to him as it is. Bring forth my warriors for inspection and sexual training!"

"Sigh... yes, Hebihime-sama."


"No!"

"Come on, Pagey~!"

"WE aren't even a couple! I'm a single stud! Stop telling everyone we are!"

"Quit playing around! Everyone's seen you grabbing my ass and going to town now! Queen made a whole rap about it!"

"...wait. 'The Duo Dino Twist' was about US?!"

"Yes! No one's going to believe my little brother is a single stud! So help me figure out another girl for you to date!"

"Or you could just leave me alone!"

"How about that Speed girl? Want to ride that horsie? ...oh, I just can't take it! Imagining your penis in other girls just infuriates me! Pagey, make me feel better NOW!"

"GAHHH!"


In retrospect, this week had been pretty weird for Coby.

It hadn't felt like it while he was living it, but looking back now the whole thing was pretty odd.

Helmeppo, his marine partner for many years now, had been so ecstatic about his new girlfriend, Elara. The redheaded bookish marine with a saucy streak that had been gloated upon repeatedly. She had been a real bright spot for Helmeppo, often scratching his massive chin with boastful pride at his accomplishment for sealing the 'deal of a lifetime' as he called it.

But that was strange, wasn't it? After all, it was only one girl.

All his bluster had faded fairly quickly when Coby ran into him again at the Marineford base. Elara, ever the sweetheart, was clearly giving him the silent treatment for 'humiliating' her. Apparently, she'd been under the impression he already had a couple of girlfriends after a mistimed boast when Helmeppo called his twin swords 'the girls'.

But Coby just felt like something was off. His own thoughts had been somewhat centered around admiration for Helmeppo, and considering if it was the time for his own love story to begin.

Now though, it seemed rather foolish. Coby was single, a hero, and with no women dinged. It meant he was able to sleep with a different female officer each night, if he so desired. The dude was practically swimming in officer pussy, if he so desired.

...he did desire it, but was still too nervous.

Perhaps an old-fashioned outlook, but he still wanted to find a couple special someones to spend his life with, rather than sleeping around. He found it very honourable that women thought his DNA was worth investing in considering his past, but no part of him really wanted to spread it so wildly.

No, he would stay the true path of discipline.

Nothing would deter him from that life goal.

Unless of course, as he returned to his room, he had two naked women waiting for him.

"Hibari-san?! Kujaku-san?!"

"Coby! You're finally back!" Hibari beamed. A strand of spittle still connecting her to Kujaku's mouth, "I... I couldn't wait for you to ask anymore! Please, I'm begging you, date us!"

"W-wha-?! Me?!"

"She's convinced me to try and catch you while you're still single." said Kujaku, playfully smirking at Coby while spreading her labia at him. "Come on over here and breed us already, Coby."

Hibari nodded cutely next to her, "I just couldn't stand the idea of someone not treating you with the love and care you deserve! You do so much for us at SWORD, yet no one ever wakes you up with a blowjob, or gets you to massage their breasts, or wraps their toes around your cock after a hard day's work... it's a travesty!"

"I... I..."

Did he truly want this? The thumping in his pants certainly indicated so. Even with how honest and good a person he was, a man's eyes cannot help to avoid the sight of the gods forever. Their hourglass forms, soft flowing blonde hair, yet completely original charms were making his mouth dryer than Alabastan sand.

On one end of the cute to sexy spectrum was Hibari. Kneeling on his bed so dutifully, ready to beg even harder for his time and love if he tried to turn her wide eyes down. Her soft breathing rhythmically expanding her average d-cup breasts, adjourned with poking pink nipples that seemed to be beckoning him to suckle on. Youth and inexperience were two things they'd always shared, which was why she was so eager to learn from him.

And on the other side was Kujaku. Taller, bustier, and eyes that wanted to fuck him more than be with him. The playfully flirtatious girl was spreading her legs just for Coby, oozing her juices onto his bed like she was marking her territory. Such rich salmon pinkness of her insides showing through, making him briefly wonder how far his tongue could into that hole and how much it would make her moan.

But these thoughts were fleeting for the honest boy. Surely they didn't want the ex-cabin boy...

He didn't want to run, he didn't want to be a coward anymore, but for the briefest of moments, before he could stop himself, he turned around.

To find that the sliver of open door out of his room had been occupied... by fleet admiral Sakazuki.

They were in Marineford, it shouldn't be crazy that he was here, but the way he silently stood outside his door without coming in was truly terrifying.

The man of lava did nothing but breathe. Coby could only stare into the abyss that was Akainu's eyes. The utter contemptful scowl bore down on him like a thousand magma rocks, searing the officer's soul with fear.

Yet, without a single word, the fleet admiral closed the door.

His heart was beating a mile a minute. Sweat now pouring down his body. And Coby hadn't even started having sex yet!

"Cooobyyyy! Come oooonnnnn!"

To say that Coby was at a loss for words would perhaps overestimate the sheer alphabet sludge that was leaking through his cranium. Cavemen could grunt more coherently than Coby right now.

But somewhere, he found the strength to keep going.

"Okay, Hibari, Kujaku. I will try my best to make you both happy tonight!"


"Where the fuck is his ear?! And why is my girl radar going crazy right now?!"

"..."

"Robin-chwan! I hear your silence! Where are y-!"

THWACK


"So between the two youngsters leaving, and the depressing loneliness that I won't be able to get multiple girlfriends... yeah, that's why I left my island..." Explained Mihawk, slumping his shoulders and kicking his feet, "That and those damn monkeys..."

Crocodile frowned.

This man had walked right into his underground base, was barely phased by his multiple guards, and was now being really weird in his speech patterns. The whole thing was rather disconcerting.

"Uh, okay... why the hell are you coming to me about this?"

With another sigh, Mihawk shrugged like an awkward teenager, "Couldn't find Shanks, and I thought that, I dunno, that you might wanna hang out...? Maybe hit the town? Try and find some girlfriends?"

Crocodile frowned even harder. Thrumming his fingers against his throne while contemplating.

It was then that another of Roronoa Zoro's enemies walked into the 'abandoned' warehouse. Their pirate mafia had taken a good hold in the two years since the war, but anything can change in an instant, Daz knew that well. So he was ready to go toe to toe with the world's strongest swordsman.

"You didn't tell me we'd be entertaining guests," said Daz, quickly closing his bathrobe, "I would have made some snacks for you two."

"He was uninvited, Mr. 1. But I still await my lunch."

"Don't talk to me that way."

"...may I have a sandwich, Mr. 1?"

"Certainly. Chicken parm?"

"Yes, thank you."

After a quick peck to his partner's cheek, Daz Bones left out through another door of the warehouse. It was Mihawk's turn to be a bit confused, but ultimately put the pieces together. "Aw, dang it. Guess I'm hitting the town solo, tonight... unless, do you think that clown guy wants to be friends?"

Standing from his throne, Crocodile only had one plan in mind for the world's strongest swordsman...

"I don't care. Fuck off."


The party had started to slow in its intensity as more marines and pirates began to wind down. Some were enjoying the other's sensual company and new outfits courtesy of that strange samurai running around. Others were simply collapsed on comfy chairs with dripping booze creating off-yellow snow.

But there was also one group still chatting away in the center, near where the empty food pot still resided. The main driving force of the conversation were two chatting couples, with others simply amusing themselves by listening along to the madness.

"Vivi."

"...yes."

Nami tapped her foot, already annoyed that they were here and lowering her eyebrow towards her boyfriend, "Say the thing I told you to say, Usopp."

"Sigh..." He let out a long breath while mashing his thumbs into his eye-sockets, "Smash."

"Is that pretty Princess Vivi of Alabasta?" Asked one drunken G-5, scratching his scraggly grinning chin, "Cause I'd also-! ...become a worthless clam at the bottom of the ocean..."

"You. Aren't. Playing." Perona hissed, once more threatening the other eavesdroppers, "Zoro, go!"

"Pass."

That made everyone gasp. New murmurs erupting around the circle, much to his annoyance. Nami was also quite surprised, "Wow, seriously? I knew you spent two years with Mihawk, but I never thought Perona's stories were accurate..."

"Y-you actually read those?!"

"Of course, they're hot as fuck." said Nami, smiling and once more bumping the fist of her crew mate.

"And goddamn fictional!" growled Zoro, "I wouldn't 'smash' Vivi because she's delicate. That girl doesn't seem like she can take the kind of beating that this one can." He proudly pointed at Perona, whose powerful pinkness passed over her pretty features.

"Fine, whatever. More Princess pussy for Usopp." said Nami.

"I-i-if she wants to d-date me!" He insisted, thoroughly unconvinced by this entire escapade.

"Of course she will~ The way she kept staring at me in the bath? No way that pervert would stay away from her true Straw Hat calling forever." Usopp lowered his eyes. He wanted to point out that it sounds like she would more be dating Nami... but then, there wasn't much wrong with that but society's standards.

Different issues were arising for the more astute and sober marines, "Da Princess was a pirate?"

"No. Now let's keep playing! How about... ohh, Nojiko?"

"...is that a trick question?"

One of the women bumped Zoro's elbow to whisper, "Who's Nojiko?"

"Nami's sister."

"OoooOOOOoooohh!" Cooed the group. Men and women alike finding the idea of a sisterly bond over a shared cock being both hot and functional. "If you don't smash it I will!" Barked the burly blonde that had bumped Zoro.

"Adopted sister, but still hot I know." said Nami, smirking at the whoops and hollers of the G-5, "Trusting Nojiko, she's stayed single. Fucking whoever she wants, having the pick of the litter of suitors after a long day of sweaty work on the farm..."

"Fine! Smash!" said Usopp with a throw of his hands. Reeling in fear as Nami leapt at his body... only to peck the tip of his nose.

Pouting in frustration, Perona began to yell, "This game needs to include me more!"

"Smash."

"I didn't mean that way!" She yelled again, though this time with more blush towards Zoro, "I meant smash or pass the girls I know too! Like... um... Big Mom!"

"Pass." Said every man and woman around the circle (bar one, who kept his mouth shut.)

Relenting at the bad idea, Perona continued, "Fine... Um, what about one of the zombies from Thriller Bark?"

"Hard pass. Rotting flesh? Are you kidding me?" said Zoro.

"A-and what if they b-bit us?" Asked Usopp, only to be teased yet again by Nami gnashing her teeth at him, "Quit it!"

She continued to smirk at her easy boyfriend even as she responded to the question, "Even that blonde one with the plates? She was kind of cute. Ah, not as cute as you, Perona-chan. Don't you worry~" The two of them gave each other a thumbs up approval as Usopp's spine shuddered.

"You two getting along is far worse than any zombie..."

"Um... there was a centaur lady on this island, right?"

One of the G-5 laughed, "Your picks are kinda freaky, Ms. Ghost!"

"Well excuse me for keeping it kinky!"

The one blonde lady turned her attention back to Zoro, "You've been saying pass a lot, other than to your lovely gal here. Is there actually anyone you'd say smash for?"

Zoro shrugged, "Probably. Haven't met them yet though."

Nami tilted her head at that, "Really? No one we've met does it for you?"

"I'd fuck em, sure. But this was about girlfriends or some shit, right?" He said while downing the last of his booze.

"Ehh... what about Captain Tashigi!" Zoro's outfit was not having the best of days as he coughed and spluttered his drink up at the question. "Ahh! Got him!"

"Shut up!"

Perona was also confused, "Really? Glasses swords lady with the nice boobs?" She asked, seeing her boyfriend grow flustered in a really weird way, "Did you have history with her or something?"

"This game is over." He said with a huff, standing up and stomping away to the Sunny.

"W-wait! Zoro!"

As the pair and collective interest in the conversation wondered off, it left Nami and Usopp to sit and chat in a much less public spectacle way. "Well, that was fun, but I guess we both knew how this was going to end."

"...we did?"

She rolled her eyes at him with a smile, "Yeah, duh. You want Kaya, right?"

"Uhbwuh?"

"I didn't really ever get to meet her, but she was training to be a doctor or something, right? Was she yay or nay on thieves? I guess she was at least yay on liars-"

"Oi!" He said to grab her attention metaphorically and literally with her hand, "I'm already punching way above my paygrade here to be dating you at all, I'm not also going to ask you to be in a harem with a girl you don't like." He half joked, half honestly meant. "So... you know... if you really insist on adding someone, we have to both like her. G-got it?!"

Her eyes lowered at his shaking confidence but she couldn't help but smile at him, "Fine~ You twisted my arm." She said with another peck to his face then snuggling in close to his warmth. "I'm sure we'll find someone. Who knows, maybe I'll even fall for Kaya too."

"Well, she is very nice..."

"Oh really? You know, I hear she gave you the Merry."

"Ahh, shush." He lightly chastised her before trailing off into silence, "..."

"You imagining me and her?"

"No, I'm... n-no..."

"...oh! Are you imagining me and Nojiko?"

"..."

"Ha! Called it. You perv..." Her voice cut through him like a knife. But she melted his butter with a sensual whisper into his ear, "I promise I'll treat you to a sisterly threeway next time we see her~ But right now I wanna supplant myself as your top girl for all time~" The two got up and she began walking him away to warmer beds. Usopp couldn't help but get excited by his girlfriend's alluring antics.

Though both thought that perhaps a visit to Kaya wouldn't go amiss.


Neither Kujaku or Hibari truly understood what power the Hero of Rocky Port had inside him until they were in the eleventh hour of their new relationship.

Because Coby still wasn't finished fucking them.

They were trying their hardest to keep up--and thanks to years of Marine training they hadn't given up yet--but their sparring partner was coming at them hard and fast, with no signs of slowing down yet. His tongue swirling around Kujaku's rear while he simultaneously rammed into Hibari's gushing pussy.

So let's cover them one by one.

Hibari was in love, she had been for a while... and why wouldn't she be? By all accounts, Coby was a dream boat. A true hero that thwarted both Trafalgar Law and Blackbeard with true heroic morals to go along with it. He was always humble, always kind, and always did the best he could for everyone else around him. But more than that... he was jacked, hung, and fucked like a show bull.

Hibari always wanted something traditional before the normalities started changing her perception of life, but even now she'd come out far less perverse than some of her Marine mentors. Her now profound father issues had already made her call Coby 'Daddy' more than a dozen times through the evening. And to be fair, after a particularly thick load of jism had penetrated her womb, her pussy had dinged... so perhaps the fatherhood angle was not too far away for the hero.

Kujaku had conversely not had her whole heart dedicated to Coby, yet was changing that position by the second. Her SWORD coworker had treated her with much more overpowering force than she thought possible from the usually stuck up nerd. Why did she agree to date him then? Well, Hibari had promised that if he underperformed she'd find someone else, and thought a crazy fling might be fun. Oh, how wrong she was.

They'd changed positions after yet another flood of sperm had begun smearing down Hibari's leg. Kujaku, who had been leaning against the wall while Coby rimmed her, was now getting her own royal stretchening from the large dicked male. One tit swaying wildly above Hibari's face, the other getting suckled by her. It was amazing, the heat filled lusts that Coby was delivering upon her, with each thundering and honest thrust making her body quake in pure wanton need. Speed unmatched, power unrivalled, this was probably how Garp in his prime handled his women.

Then there was Coby himself. Losing his virginity to two amazing girls that the younger version of himself could only dream of scoring with. But it was more than that... in some ways they were both perfect for stoking his crotchal passion.

Hibari was cute, the dream girl next door, someone he could always chat to and be friendly with and see himself marrying one day in the ultimate display of true love.

But Kujaku... well, she had a whip and a snarky attitude that reminded him of a certain pirate from his past.

Alvida was far from the sexual ideal of his life (though that bounty poster of the slim woman who shared the same name as her was interesting). But being a cabin boy for someone as harsh and mean as her changes a man. Deep down, he'd formed a complex for wanting to dominate someone like that. Wanting to prove he was tough and manly, wanting to prove he never deserved to be pushed around. Kujaku was a woman that usually walked around with a level of arrogance that right now Coby so very enjoyed melting her down to her core.

All three were sweaty messes, yet none wanted to be the one to stop the fun. Sperm splattered down onto Hibari's face from Kujaku's cunt, yet she just licked it up and got back in there. Kujaku's knees were shaky to even kneel on, yet she sucked Coby's cock with determined fervour. And Coby... well, Coby was happy to keep going until everyone was satisfied.

Eventually it was T-Bone who got them to stop, who was completely sick of it as his room was next door.


"Trafalgar Law. Give it back."

Sitting alone on some discarded ship sized shrapnel, far off from the calming party, the pirate wondered if anyone would come retrieve what he stole. He assumed it could have been the owner, but perhaps his 'girlfriend' made just as much sense. Though the fact she was dragging with her his unconcious body was perhaps unexpected.

Law shifted on his stump, not looking up at her to continue his examination of the ear, "Nico Robin-ya. I suppose you know the significance of this earring?"

"I do. It is Natsuo's, as is that ear you cut from him." She calmly retorted, looking briefly down at the bloodless severed appendage, "Return it immediately."

A tense silence followed. Neither moving, apart from the casual repeated tossing of the item up and down. The sounds of partying pirates and marines completely fading from their minds as the intense stand-off dragged on and on.

"I felt like I couldn't remove it from the lobe. As if it was wrong to do so."

"Stealing is wrong."

He smiled at her blatant avoidance of the issue, shaking his head. "I don't want to dance that dance, Nico Robin-ya. We both know what this earring is worth. With this, I wouldn't need any alliance. Doflamingo. Kaidou. I could become Pirate King in moments."

"Are your dreams so shallow that you'd cheat to achieve them?" She countered easily, "It is a moot point. Normalities affect you too. There is no way you would ever be able to remove it from his ear, Natsuo has already assured that. Even if you did take it off of him, as soon as you try and use the earring, it would crumble to dust."

Better than anyone else in the world, Robin knew that information was power. A lot of things she knew about the earring that no one else could possibly have found out. Though, the fact that Law knew of its existence at all was more than concerning. Bluffing when an object had such infinite uses as the normality earring was easy, but if she was found out...

"Maybe it's better destroyed. I could feel the normality effect me when the drunkard made me his unwitting puppet." His sour face spat at her, his cold eyes gazing down to the fallen Natsuo, "Perhaps I'll just take the fool instead to make him do as I say. Or I'll trade him the earring for his girlfriend's heart."

"Your power is not without fault too, Trafalgar Law." She calmly replied... from a clone of herself that had suddenly appeared. "You could cut me down a thousand times, but can you keep up with a woman that can bloom a million hands?" Both Robin's put their arms up over their chests. "It is not a battle you can win, especially with my crew so close. You would be defeated, arrested by the marines, and lose your only chance to defeat Doflamingo. From what I understand, he is a sour spot that needs lancing."

Their frosty stand-off had reached peak tension. After Law stood up, neither moved a muscle, only letting the cold wind shift their clothes.

But after a long day of trials and tribulations, the supernova overturned his hand to aim the appendage down to the floor. Lowering her arms, Robin took a few spaces forwards and put her hand under his own, "If he tries to use it on me again, I'm throwing his tongue into the ocean." He said before letting the ear drop down into her grasp.

"He's a pirate, he'll do as he pleases. Never touch my Natsuo again."

They stayed there for a moment before Law activated his powers once more and creating a room around them. She flinched, ready to defend from attack, only to find his focus instead on the fallen Natsuo. A large pink heart protruding from his body before suddenly snapping away towards the party.

Coughing in surprise, Natsuo found himself awake and on the snow covered floor. He was confused and clutching his head, but at least it was his head. Robin was quick to examine him, helping up her boyfriend from the ground.

"Nico Robin-ya. If the legends are true, he could have you under his spell already."

Robin covered the ear gently against where Natsuo was missing his appendage, "You're wrong, Mr. Surgeon. I have him under mine."

Still bleary eyed and confused, Natsuo didn't even have time to register Law disappearing from view. Only able to ask, "Wuzhappenin?"

After a quiet moment of calm, Robin gave him a relieved but tired smile. "Nothing to be too concerned about," She said before taking his hand and walking him back towards the party, "But we need to make some rules on you and alcohol."