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Dammit it's a work in progress

Chapter 24: Fuck dude slow down you just ran over an old lady

Summary:

Why why why won't you let me save him XD?

Notes:

Dream is back...but he give Tommy a-...a car?

TW
Police
Kidnapping
Death
Screaming
Fearing for one's life
Crime
Swearing
Mad Philza
Absolute chaos

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Tommy woke up, someone was standing over him. He barely got a word out before he passed out. Tommy woke up an hour later this time there wasn't anyone. It was just a dark room.

The voices well-, they were screaming at him to run. Tommy lifted a hand to his head, this felt familiar. Way to much so.

"I thought I killed you" Someone said, Tommy jumped, and wiped his head in the direction the voice came from. It was to dark for Tommy to see them.

"Who-" They cut Tommy off.

"Shut up, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU TOOK FROM ME!?" They screamed, Tommy flinched back at the harsh tone.

"I don't know shit" Tommy yells back at them. They both sat in silence for a long minute.

"What do you mean?" They ask quietly. Tommy rolls his eyes.

"Bitch I just fucking told you" Tommy said putting his head against the wall, to annoyed, and tired to care about anything.

"W-what, are you serious?" They ask, Tommy wants to bang his head on the wall.

"Yes. I told you I have no clue who the fuck you are, why the fuck I am here, or what the fuck I took from you" Tommy said looking in the direction of the person.

"O-oh.." They said, before Tommy could respond they continued.

"The names Dream..." Dream apparently said. Tommy rolled his eyes.

"Oh fucking great, now why, and where am I" Tommy asked. Dream stepped out where Tommy could see them.

"Your fucking ugly" Tommy to they. They made an offended sound while walking over to Tommy. Dream sat next him.

"Well, XD must have revived you. So I'll tell you what happened- or something, so you really don't know huh" Dream asked. Tommy shook his head.

"Hmm alright I'll start from the beginning" Dream said resting his head against the wall.

"The gods walked the earth, XD was life themselves, XD was kinda like god to the humans, they had more power. Well their sister, Drista was seen as the devil because she is the god of deal making, and gambling. They were said to have gotten in an argument, and XD thrown Drista out of 'heaven'. In reality XD left for awhile leaving Drista to rule over the End, not heaven. The Christian religion is based off XD, and Drista, God and Satan...

XD found me. We grew close, and they took me to the End, then I became a godling, gaining powers, I became immortal, and well I was given a book. That book could revive people. Then well, XD kicked me out for reviving my-...my friend. Death took him, illness overcame ever spell I had the gods cast on him. When I tried to revive him... It didn't work I started an apocalypse, Endermen escaped the End. People who died came back to life for centuries. XD kicked me out of the End, then they found...well- they found you..

I hated you, and I thought I killed you.." Dream said. Tommy sat there deep in thought.

"Dude your fucked up" Tommy decided, he heard a laugh come from Dream.

"Yeah, yeah I guess I am" Dream said, tears rolling down their face, the mask they were wearing long discarded.

"Tommy, he/him" Tommy said, holding a hand out in Dreams direction, Dream eyed his hand before carefully taking it.

"Dream he/him.." Dream said. Tommy shook his head.

"I don't forgive you for killing me, but I can understand it, if someone killed Sam well- well I don't know what I would do" Tommy said clear sarcasm in his voice that made Dream laugh.

"Yeah yeah, you don't have friends do you?" Dream asked Tommy was truly offended.

"How dareth you...immortal. I the great Tommyinnit has all the friends, and bitches!" Tommy shouts, Dream laughs.

"Your a funny kid Tommy. Uh sorry I killed you.." Dream apologized, Tommy shook his head.

"No problem big man, just buy me a tesla and we're even-"

"AHHHHH- TOMMY SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!" Dream shrieked.

"AHAHAHAHA!!" Tommy laughed while going faster. Tommy could have swore he heard Dream cry, but was quickly replaced by screaming.

"THISWASABADIDEA!!" Dream cried, while holding on the setbelt. He may been immortal, and had lived for hundreds of years, even witnesses Death's wrath, but never has he been more scared. Tommy's manic laughs would haunt his dreams.

"FUCKSLOWDOWN-AHHHH" Dream wailed as Tommy took a turn. Dream looked behind them as a blaring noise was heard...police sirens...

"NEVERMIND GO FASTER-" Dream yelled as Tommy started laughing even more.

"Hehe okay Big man" Tommy says. This day would be the day Dream either goes to prison or gets killed. He would rather be killed.

"TOMMY!!" Dream yelled as Tommy hit a curb.

"What can I say Boss man, we're going over one hundred, hard to turn man, this is kinda all your fault. You know..for killing me in the frist place" Tommy said. Dream was about to say something but was cut off..

*crunch* *crunch*

"...Tommy...."

"..yeah Dream..."

"W-what did you just run over..?"

"...looks like there was an old woman back there..."

"TOMMY!!"

"WHAT!?"

"Omg I'm going to prison, AND ILL BE STUCK WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH"

No no it was not an old woman..just her walker....maybe and foot of you wanna be specific...

"THIS IS FUN INNIT!?" Tommy asked Dream, who to his credit had his head in his hands, and knees to his chest rocking back and forth muttering.

"ImgoingtoprisonImgoingtoprisonImgoingtoprison-"

Yeah you get the point.

"YOUR HAVING SO MUCH FUN DREAM!" Tommy yells. The police sirens are fading quickly, Tommy makes a quick turn on a back road, and slows the car down to a stop. He turns around to see if his plan worked...it did the police room passed them.

"DREAM MATE WE DID IT!!" Tommy yells, Dream looks up, and a smile crosses his face.

"GOOD JOB TOMMY, NEVER HAD A DOUBT FOR A SECOND" Dream says slapping Tommy's shoulder with a laugh. Then- then, just as everything was falling into place....

"Dream" A chill ran down Tommy spine, he wiped his head to look out the window, there was a man..no a bird...no...A MAN BIRD! That didn't look happy no he looked pissed off.

"T-tommy"

"Yeah Dream"

"..."

"..."

"Step on it"

"Okay"

"DREAM GIVE ME MY SO-"

Insert Dream screaming, and gripping the shit out of his setbelt, while Tommy's laughing manicly, all while being chased my a crazed man with wings, and a thirst for blood.

"FUCKING FAST TOMMY"

"IM TRYING MOTHERFUCKER"

"DREAM GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE"

"TOMMY FASTER-"

Tommy slams the breaks as Dream flys into the dash with a thud.

"TOMMY"

"Either you shut the fuck up or I'll get the bitch to eat you" Tommy says calmly.

"OKAY OKAY IM SORRY" Dream apologizes quickly. Tommy then steps on the gas just a Bird man reaches the car.

Initiate screaming, and chaos.

Notes:

Uhhhhh....Dream....he's good now pog?

Dream: "Why would you kick me out of The End:,(?"

XD: "Bitch you started an apocalypse-"

--

Dream: *feels bad for murdering a child*

Tommy "car..."

Dream *Im going to die:,(*

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