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Summary:

Chat’s first moments in this world, like all things Chat, is chaotic and only mostly nonsensical.

Or, how the entity known as ‘Chat’ came to name themselves.

Notes:

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The Failboat Miitopia let's play series is a wonderful thing, I adore it. So now I'm going to do the thing I do best: abduct canon and run absolutely bonkers with it.

Without ado, please enjoy.

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“WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?”

“where is this?”

“poggers”

“LET’S GOOOOO”

“I’M ALIVEEEEEEEE”

“This is the Otherworld. We like to call it Twitch."

 

“POG”

“POG”

“POG”

“POG”

“oh shoot”

"Oh god not again"

“POG”

“POG”

“@ ▋▋▋ thx”

“POG”

“POG”

“Guys, what should we call ourselves?”

“POG”

“POG”

“POG”

“MODS PLZ HELP”

“POG”

"@ ▋▋▋▋ no prob”

“POG” 

“There’s too many of us to call by individual names.”

“POG”

POG” [message deleted]

[message deleted]

[message deleted]

“thank you mods”

“oof rip”

“I’M LEAVING”

“:)”

“Guys please focus.”

“sussy”

 

“Amogus”

“boring, bye.”

“bruh its hopeless were a bunch of animals”

“I am so sorry”

“GIMME ISLAND CODES FOR ANIMAL CROSSING”

 

“How about Kitty? I always wanted to be called Kitty.”

“...that’s gonna get weird real quick”

 

“Appelez-nous chat.”




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“bruh what does that mean?”

 

“why is someone speaking french?”

“come to my island the dodo code is—” [message retracted]

 

“Well we do come from all across the globe.”

 

“ok ig”

“sussy baka”

“why are they speaking french here tho”

“猫又”

“WHY ARE THEY SPEAKING JAPANESE”

“SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF”

“Chat means cat in french lol”

 

“Hello foreign members! ( ^-^)/”

 

“it’s not like we have access to google translate here you know”

 

“SNIFF OR I SHOOT”

“GUYS CHAT MEANS CAT”

“lul i failed french class”

“I believe the original comment meant ‘call us cat’.”

 

“Oh cool”

 

“OMEGALUL”

“SOMEONE PLZ COM TO MY ISLANF BUY MY TURNEPS”

 

“Lol that’s just too good”

“Its gotta be that”

▋▋ said nekomata in japanese”

 

“ooh i kinda like that too”

"...why are all the names cat-related?”

 

“THEYRE SPOILLING TOMOROW”

“cats are funny lul”

 

“How dare you question our naming choices”

 

“why not?”

 

“...but really, why all the cat names?”





























































"͖̻̩̬̲̅̉̑ͧ͛W͔̩̦͕e̴̜̲̞̲̟͎ͪͨ͂ ̧̹͂̔ͤ͊́ͪͦj̡͔̮̝̗̔u̲̼͚ͭ́ͣ̉s̗̦̩͓̻̗ͥ̾̋t̤̖̰̽̊̔ͣ͡ ̧̘̼̘̭̼͎ͬ̓͆͒ͧͤ̃r̻̊̽̒ͪe͏͍̝̰̬̩͙͉a̮̳̓̈́ͥ͊̊͛ͥl̮͔͐ͯ̐ͭ̉l̈́̈́̊ͭ̉͂y̾̋͋͆ ̘ͧͯͧͦ̈́l͚͓̤̜̰͕̈́̓͛̋̌ͫͅi͈̫̲̲͚̾̎ͫ̒ͩ̅ͅk͍̦͓̻̦ͮ͌̿̿͠e̪͓̱̩̥̩̠̍̚ ̙̦̞̗̝͆ͥ͊͋̊̇c͓͉̲̭ͭͬ̍ͤ̔ͬ̐ͅả̤̗̞̯̘̐̂ͨ͆͟t̳̩̦͇̠̳ͯͨs͈̞̼͕̼ͥ̇̆̂̇͐͠.̡̤̯̦͎͇͔ͨ̃̾͑͂ͅ"̭͕͠









 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“...understandable, have a nice day”

“LMAO”

 

“I’ll open the poll.”

“Thanks mint”

“POGCHAMP”

 

“MY TURNIPS”

















 

 

 

 

 

[poll has ended. 4,130 votes cast.]





“̱͎̝̫̯ͧͫ̈̃͠Î͕ͪ̈́͌͌͋T͖͉̬̦ͨͭ̍̅͂'̗̉͡S̛̊ ̛͓̻͙̤̯̼͋͂ͪ́ͩ̽̎D̛̘̠͔̺̃̋ͅE̘̰̪ͭ̆C̯̖̣̲̑̉̋Ị̲͖̺͂͐ͨͅD͕͍̹̬͖̩ͮͮ̋̉̈ͅẼ̬̪͎̥̅͘D͆̔.̵̤͍͇̯̾̓ͪͨ̓̿”̩̹͈͔̌̽̓







“̧̪͍̏̅̑͊C̞̩̜̥ͪ̓ͮͤ̏Ȧ̛̬̳͈̔L̐ͪͨͥ̚L̸͇̗̘̪͖ ͬ͏̤̣U̪̝̥̣͛ͅȘ͖̥̤̲͓̜̈́͝ ̱͐̉̌C̹͈̺͇̥H̶̱̹̟̮͍͚̪̽̾Ą͖̜̙͑T̴̃̈́ͭ͊̃̓̓.̗̗ͩͪ̽ͭ͂́”̱̭̩̹̙̼͐̈́̓͌ͤͅ

 

 

 

 

Notes:

...you gotta admit though, we would definitely name ourselves chat because it means cat. You cannot convince me otherwise.

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