Chapter Text
Last time we saw our heroes (If you could call them that) of this story, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie, also known as I.M.P., once again now confronted by their enemies.
These enemies of I.M.P. included C.H.E.R.U.B., Verosika Mayday, Striker, Fizzorolli, and Martha
Now after a bunch of strange and ridiculous (Also downright stupid) crazy events now include many characters such as Yogi Bear with Boo Boo and Cindy, Huckleberry Hound with his Jellystone friends, the Flintstones/Rubbles, the Jetsons, Top Cat with his gang, Spike along with Tom and Jerry (Yes, really).
So we now return to this thrilling conclusion to this story (Eh let’s be real; more like stupid ending to this stupid story).
“All right! That’s it! All of you fuckers are going DOWN!” Blitzo yelled as he got out his gun aiming it at everyone.
“Oh YEAH??! Well Cindy Bear is NOT going down like that!” Yelled Cindy Bear as she got out her ray gun.
“If anyone is gonna face off in a rematch against these three it’s gonna be me!” said Striker as he aimed his gun at everyone.
“No it should be us!” Said Cletus as he and the other cherubs Collin and Keenie aimed their arrows at them.
“NO US!” Yelled everyone else.
“Gee Yogi, things are getting very intense, I’m scared.” Said Boo Boo.
“Uh yeah, Im think this is going a bit too far, plus I’m getting hungry, maybe we should talk to our other friends about what to do now?” Said Yogi Bear.
“Welp Cindy has lost it so we should talk to the others, though I don’t know where Top Cat and his gang went.” Said Huckleberry Hound.
“Hey mayor I see them!” said Mr. Jinks as he pointed to Top Cat with his gang in quite a predicament.
Huckleberry Hound looked to see Top Cat and his gang of alleycat friends, Benny the Ball, Choo Choo, Brain, Fancy Fancy, and Spooky, all near a phone booth inside a portal.
“Now fellow cats I certainly think this is the best scheme I ever cooked up! Say bye-bye to being kicked outta the pizza parlor because we’re broke, and hello to a life of riches!” Said Top Cat.
“Yes sir! It’s such a brilliant plan! And I couldn’t have done it without you Benny old pal! If you hadn’t been through into that portal to that wealthy king birds mansion and he chased you out of it, you wouldn’t have accidentally gotten that piece of paper where he wrote his phone number stuck on your back!” Top Cat said as he now held the paper he was talking about.
“Wow that’s a lot of like, exposition T.C.” Said Spooky.
“Gee thanks T.C., but what do we do now?” Asked Benny.
“The next step of our plan of course! We call this guy, I do all the talking, next thing you know we’ll be good friends with the rich elite! Just think! All that moo-lah! We could live in a mansion with a life of luxury!“
“With all the pizza we want!” Said Choo Choo.
“And pool parties all day! With all the hot chicks!” Said Fancy Fancy.
“We we could also buy a hat from the dollar store!” Said Brain.
“Brain, why in the world would we buy cheap junk form the dollar store when we’re rich?” Said Top Cat.
“I saw a real cute looking one…” Brain said.
“Excuse me guys but can I get your attention for a moment?” Huckleberry said.
“No way! We’re in the middle of a genius plan! If ya want to talk to cats talk to that Tom fellow.” Top Cat said.
“But where is he?” Huckleberry said.
“Trying to catch Jerry as usual. I’d hate to betray my kind but honesty my moneys on Jerry. Rodents like him are one of the reasons I’m an alley cat with no owner for life!” Top Cat said.
Huckleberry then left and spotted Tom and Jerry. Sure enough, Tom and Jerry were fighting again, but this time it’s not just them.
*BANG!*
*BOOM!*
*YEOW!*
Tom was in hot persuit of Jerry, speeding after the little mouse like he was a car going at Mach speed.
Spike Bulldog was running after them trying to but Tom. Also going after them was the cherubs.
Keenie flew down like a jet and swiped Jerry by the tail making Tom slammed his head on the wall.
“Guys! You stop to stop fighting or-“ Keenie began to say befor Jerry removed himself form Keenie and the chase resumed again, leaving Keenie to just sigh.
Tom and Jerry ran and started jumping on I.M.P. , Striker, Cindy, and all the other enemies of I.M.P.’s heads.
“Hey quit it! We’re about to duel here!” Blitzo said.
Everyone then was about to fight but Tom and Jerry’s chase kept interrupting them.
“Seriously?!”
“You know what? Let’s just off these fuckers and then fight!”
“Sure whatever, anything to get a chance to kill you again.” Striker said.
“Oh I would do that if I where you!” Spike said.
“Oh come on it’s just a stupid pussy and a little mouse.”
“Uh guys? I-“ Huckleberry began to say before they all went after Tom and Jerry, with of course multiple yells and bangs can be heard.
“Sorry Huck- can’t talk right now. Just talk to the husband and wives over there!” Spike said while pointing over to the Flintstones, Rubbles, and Jetsons.
Huckleberry then went to the Flintstones, Rubbles, and Jetsons, who were about to face the most terrible disaster yet.
“Oh no!” Yelled Fred.
“This is the worst of all!” yelled Barney
“This is a total disaster!” yelled George.
“It’s… It’s… It’s…” the husbands said.
“…Our bosses!!!” The husbands all yelled.
“FLINTSTONE!!! RUBBLE!!!” yelled the boss of Fred and Barney, Mr. Slate.
“JETSON!!!” yelled the boss of George, Mr. Spacely.
“You guys screwed up big time!” Yelled Mr. Spacely.
“Oh no not our bosses! Mean bosses are the worst!” Said Fred.
“Yeah they’re even worst thing than in-laws am I right? Ahehehehehe!” Barney laughed.
“HA! That is true!” Laughed Moxxie.
Then Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, George Jetson, and Moxxie all laughed as a laugh track played in the background.
“MOXXIE! COME BACK HERE!” yelled Bltizo.
“Oh yeah!” said Moxxie as he darted away to his boss.
“You sure did mess up and guess what? We teamed up and formed a partnership!” Said Mr. Slate.
“What??” exclaimed Jane.
“Yeah remember when you’re “cousin” came in and showed us those crazy inventions? (In that movie that people totally watch all the time and have fresh in their minds, “The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones”) Well I now know that they were from the future! And by agreeing to this partnership here my company will be years ahead of everyone else’s literally!” Mr. Slate said.
“Yeah remember that time Flintstone here was transported here and became the successful company mascot! (From the same movie people have totally watched and remember nowadays) By agreeing to this partnership I’ll have a successful caveman mascot again!” Mr. Spacely said.
“But guys, you are both from completely different time periods! This could alter the space time continuum!” said Betty.
“Yeah but think of all the profits we’ll gain!” said Mr. Spacey while Mr. Slate nodded.
Wilma face palmed.
“Whatever you guys clearly can’t be depended on after you idiots screwed up so much!” yelled Mr. Spacely.
“What???!” exclaimed George.
“Not only did you guys have a crazy car chase where you damaged Spacely Sprocket property, nearly had a fight at the Space Sprocket sponsored Venusika Maystar show, but you guys stole our armchairs!”
“What?! But sir this is all because of those three menaces! And we didn’t even steal those armchairs!” said Fred.
“Wait your company sponsored that show???” Said Jane.
“This all because of them!” Fred said as he pointed to the imps who were on top of a bridge.
Blitzo noticed this and he with Moxie and Millie hid on the top of a tree (Sadly one of the few remaining trees in the future).
“Alright M&M, I cannot believe I couldn't get those animal fuckers! Man it’s hard to catch them! But now I’m just sick of all of these fuckers!
“Time to do what we should have done a long time ago!” Blitzo said as he took out a gun.
“Here ya go Moxx! I’ll let you take this one! Shoot ‘em down Moxx!” Blitzo said as he gleefully handed his gun to Moxxie.
“Wait WHAT??!!!” Moxxie yelled as he was handed the gun.
“A-Are we really gonna shoot down those two innocent middle class families???” Moxxie said.
“Oh come the fuck on Moxxie I thought you stopped with that whole having a conscience BS! Don’t you remember it was because of YOU fucking up that we almost got our ass Bear last time with Martha! So get the FUCK over yourself you baby dicked PERV!” Exclaimed Blitzo.
“But sir… I…” Moxxie said as he was trembling with the gun.
Then at that moment the tree branch they were on broke and they fell down next to the Stone-Age and Space-Age families.
“I'm telling you sir, these weird alien guys- I don't even know what they are- are responsible! So if I could do anything to not get fired I’d do anything!” George began to say before I.M.P. crashed next to them.
“Oh fuck now Moxxie! You have your chance so just do it now!” shouted Blitzo.
Then Blitzo positioned Moxxie to now be aiming his gun at the Flintstones, Rubbles, and Jetsons, which made the two families white with fear and horror as they all put their families.
Mr. Slate and Mr. Spacely were shocked and put their hands up too, but then Mr. Spacely had an idea.
"Jetson! You said you'd do anything to make it up to me, use this and exterminate those aliens once and for all!" Mr. Spacely shouted as he grabbed the ray gun that Cindy dropped and gave it to George while positioning him to be now aiming it at the imps.
“WHAT?!” George said shocked.
“B-But Blitzo! We can’t be seriously killing these innocent families!” Moxxie said. “Y-Yeah listen to him!”
“What are you waiting for you idiot! Shoot them!”
“S-Sir! I know you are willing to kill some people before in this job like with that test pilot suit (Also Jetsons The Movie but that's not canon to this and no on liked it anyways)-and actually saying it out loud its pretty messed up- b-but I I just think that-” George said.
“I don’t pay you to think Jetson! Do it now Jetson, or you’re FIRED!”
Moxie and George Jetson continued to stand there, guns aimed at each other for a couple more seconds that somehow felt like eternity to them.
Even after the Martha incident Moxxie deep down still wished that they would been more selective with their clients and was always thankful they didn't have to kill mothers directly after that. Even after Millie would comfort Moxie if she ever noticed he was troubled, the image of the little kids's teddy bear still haunted Moxxie, for even if those kids and father were insane like Martha he still gave them a second chance as they had their whole lives away and called the police instead; only for the police to blow up the house sending the teddy bear flying next to Moxxie.
George Jetson had no idea what to do as he was sweating, shaking and trembling as well. All he really wanted was to keep his job even if he thought it was "such grueling labor" (It really wasn't) to be pushing a couple buttons all day. After all Fred, Barney, and George were the sole providers for their families yet they always somehow screw up and nearly get fired all the time.
"All right! Snooze ya loose Moxx!" said Blitzo as he grabbed the gun to shoot them themselves.
"Yeah we should have done that in the first place!" said Mr. Spacely as he grabbed the gun too.
"W-WHAT???! Are you CRAZY??!!" shouted George as he tried to pull the gun away
“Yeah let’s just think about this!” Moxxie said as he tried to pull Blitzo's gun away.
Both kept pulling the guns from their bosses bu the bosses kept resisting, which resulted in the guns shot before both flout of their hands and out the window falling millions of feet down towards the Earth.
The bang from the guns startled Fred and he tripped and accidentally tossed Mr. Slate's suitcase fall down too.
"I had important things and money in that suitcase!!!"
Blitzo, Mr. Slate, and Mr. Spacely now all looked at Moxie, Fred, Barney, and George looking absolutely pissed off.
“Oh no…*Gulp!*” said Fred.
“We're in real trouble now Fred!"
"Here it comes..." George said dreading for the worst
"Alright you know what’s coming…. but first we have to do this.” Mr. Spacely said.
The bosses all sprayed water into their mouths and cleared their throats
“*Ahem* *Ahem!* That’s good, alright now…”
“...JETSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!”
“...FLINTSTOOOOOONNNNNEEE!!!!!!!!”
“...MOOOOXXIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
All three bosses yelled extremely loudly at the same time which started everyone else and made them jump in the air.
“YOURE FIRED!” yelled Mr. Spacley and Mr. Slate.
“You’re lucky I’m not gonna fire you Moxx, since as you can see here any other dick boss would have fired you for, you know... for screwing up and ALMOST GETTING OUR ASS BEAT AGAIN!!! YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!”
At this point the wives felt they couldn't just sit here and watch.
"Hey come on! Don't talk to my husband that way!" Wilma and Betty said.
"Yeah go a little easy on my Moxie sir!"
"Quit being so mean Mr. Spacley!"
"Yeah if you just gave me one more chance sir-"
"One more chance huh? Say Jetson, didn't you say one time that you were planning to take your wife to Las Vegas for a vacation?" Mr. Spacely.
"Yes I did! It's gonna be great! I even git tickets for that new show Jane has been wanting to see since forever!" George said.
"Yeah I'm so happy we finally got tickets! I picked the perfect outfit and its gonna such a lovely time-" Jane began to say.
“Well in that case, forget about your vacation Jetson! I have a mountain load of work that's gonna be done by you instead and no weekends or breaks whatsoever!”
“But sir I have plans to take me and my wife to the show! I’ve been saving up for years in order to-”
“Oh realy? Hand ‘em over!”
“Well me and my wife will enjoy the show” Mr. Spacely said as he took George’s tickets.
“What?!”
“Well you can’t work while watching a show well can you?”
“B-B-But-”
"You can't do that Mr. Spacely!"
"Yes I can!"
"Yeah and as for you Flintstone and Rubble, say goodbye to any vacations too, because there's so many rocks to lift with your names on it!" Mr. Slate said.
"WHAT???!!!" Fred and Barney both yelled.
"Yeah Moxx, I was gonna make you employee of the month, but instead I'll give to my Loony! Where has she been anyways?"
"Ugh is this stupid story over yet?" asked Loona as she came in.
"Yeah I was promised a fight last chapter!" Yogi said.
"Well sorry that my boss is actually like a huge ass!" yelled Moxxie.
"Oh yeah?!" Blitzo yelled.
"Yeah!" yelled Moxxie.
"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel good about your sad, single life?” Moxxie yelled who was now very pissed off.
"Yes!" Said Blitzo.
"Ugh Can we go home now?! The last thing anyone wants to be right now hear hearing a Buch of stupid husbands who are only even married because they are easy to manage!"
"*GASP!* NO HE'S NOT! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!” Millie shrieked.
“YEHA HOW DARE YOU??!!!” Shrieked the other wives.
“Don’t you dare talk my daughter like that! Loony has a point!" Blitzo said as he can feel his anger growing.
"All I wanted was to finish the great missions! But because of a bunch of stupid-ass animals in the stupid-ass town and park that isn't even good, what was supposed to be a great mission has been totally ruined! I can't stand it! Everybody form the crazy-ass cat and little fucker rat, insane lady, ripoff jester, shitty hot cowboy asshole, bitchy hot whore tampon asshole, self righteous heavenly bitches, rich asshole bosses, to the no-good dumbass husbands and their bitching wives are driving me CRAZY!" Blitzo yelled.
Everyone then gasped at the insults.
"*GASP!* DUMBASS?! BITCHY?!" shrieked them.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT US????!!" Everyone shouted who were now all enraged and shocked.
Fred, Barney, George, and Moxxie were starting to have enough of their bosses being assholes. All of them, even George, who usually just takes it all form his boss, now shocked and outraged.
"Oh just shut it and learn to take some criticism you talentless lazy piece of shit husbands with your bitch wives!” said Blitzo.
“Though to give the wives credit, they’re way less of a dumbass than their husbands, and hotter too!” said Blitzo.
“WHAAAAAAAAT???!!!” the husbands all yelled.
”Yep! Especially Wilma, Yabba Dabba Doo! I’d love to make her “Bedrock” if you know what I mean!” Blitzo said.
Blitzo then got hit hard in the nuts by Fred Flintstone with his club.
AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHAUGHAUGAHUAGHAGUHAGAHGGHHAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!” Blitzo screamed in pain.
“YOU GUYS ARE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!” shrieked Blitzo.
"You're being driven crazy by us?!, YOU’RE getting tired?! Of THIS?!” Keenie yelled out, getting more angry by the second.
“YOU’RE the ones who RUINED our lives forever!” Cletus yelled.
“Yeah! We were just trying to do our j-jobs!” Collin said
“Pfft Oh fuck off!” Said Millie as she gave Keenie the finger.
Then Keenie’s whole body grew red as she was really at the ends of her ropes here.
“…That’s it! You guys are all the worst! Especially you guys! You guys are seriously such awful pieces of shit! And should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves!” “ Keenie shouted with extreme rage as she was so infuriated and was practically seconds away from losing her shit.
Millie gave a glare at her.
“Oh I am too mad to be dealing with your asses right now! We were trying to do our jobs too! And you guys had it coming! Always acting like you’re better than us and “so holy and righteous”, when really you guys are jerks! What hypocrites!” Yelled Millie.
“US hypocrites?!” Yelled Keenie, who was completely enraged and all red.
“What about YOU?! You and your “precious hubby” Moxxie always act like “the most pure, sweet and wholesome couple ever!” Keenie said as she pulled out a phone that had Voxagram that showed tons of cute pictures of Moxxie and Millie loving each other.
“Acting sooo sweet, when you guys MURDER people and familes!” Keenie yelled.
“W-We don’t Murder familes all the time! W-We are selective about our clients!” Moxxie said, still mad but got temporarily distressed after hearing the family part.
“What are you even saying Moxx no we’re not, we could have offed so many familes and ruin them if your dipshit ass didn’t FUCK up all the time!”
Moxxie shot Blitzo a fiery look.
Then Millie was getting more infuriated at Keenie.
“How dare you say that about my husband! It’s not our fault Heaven doesn’t want you guys for being complete failures!” Millie yelled to Keenie.
“…You didn’t just say that!” Yelled Keenie, who’s blood was boiling at this point.
“Yeah she did you stupid bitch! You’re about as much of failure as that stupid-ass cat Tom is at catching shitty vermin like Jerry!” Blitzo said.
Tom and Jerry gasped with outrage and offense.
Then Tom and Jerry, both red with anger, had steam come out of their ears and then both growled at Blitzo like a tiger.
“So why don’t you shut your trap you JUDGEMENTAL, SHITTY, SELF RIGHTOUS, CHEAP WOOL FUR COAT BITCCHHH!!!” Millie shouted right in Keenie’s face as she violently yanked Keenie’s necklace pulling her to her face.
That was the breaking point!
“FILTHY DEMON PRICKSSS!!!”
Keenie shouted as she tackled Millie hard pushing her hard into the balcony,
then both freefalling in the air while beating the shit out of each other.
Now a fight broke out between everyone!
Cletus and Collin both got out their bows and arrows as Blitzo and Moxxie brought out their guns
All four of them then immediately started shooting intensely at each other, Cletus and Collin chasing Blitzo and Moxxie who were both going down the stairs
of the balcony.
“Wait a minute, why are we now in a dark room?” asked Moxxie as a portal appears and took them to a new location however the fight broke out which distracted them so they didn’t notice that.
”Yeah where are we?” asked Collin as he was confused why they were suddenly instantly in a dark room.
It was completely dark until a spotlight suddenly turned on and shot on them.
“Ladies and gentlemen! We are here live in the Ultimate Fighting Arena! I’m Snagglepuss, and this is my co announcer, Mildew Wolf, here to announce this ultimate show!”
Said Snagglepuss as he and Mildew Wolf were indeed announcing it.
“This is one of the most highly anticipated fights ever, the most anticipated, even!” Snagglepuss said.
“Introducing in the ring, we have Dr. Pain!” Snagglepuss said.
“I’ll show you that I’m not just smarter than the average Bear, I’m also stronger than the average Bear! Nyehehehehey!” Yogi Bear said as he entered the ring.
“And Lady Danger!” He said.
“Aw yeah!” Jabberjaw said as she appeared in the ring
“And El Kabong!” Said Snagglepuss.
“I’m El Kabong!” Said El Kabong as he appeared with his guitar.
“And… wait who are they?” Snagglepuss said as he noticed the others that landed in the arena.
"People who have had enough!" said Striker with his gun.
“Oh no!” Fred said.
“Alright that’s it! Time to finally defeat all of you and settle this once and for all!” Striker said.
"Is this part of the show...? Well oh well!" said Snagglepuss.
Then now Blitzo, Moxie, and Millie had a fierce stare-down with Cletus, Collin, and Keenie as they both stared intensely at each other.
I.M.P. also stared at Striker, Verosika, and Fozz as they both stared back.
Tom and Jerry looked at a sign that said a million dollar prize would go to whoever came out on top.
Tom and Jerry got excited before looking at each other knowing one of them has to beat the other
Tom stared fiercely at Jerry with an angry scowl.
Jerry stared at Tom fiercely back too with an equally angry scowl.
Tom then pulled out a silver hammer and held it up.
Jerry stayed undeterred and made motions with his hands as if to say “Bring in on!”
Tom then pressed a button which made the hammer grow three times larger in size.
Jerry’s body language changed completely and he now wore a nervous grin and started to slowly back away, before quickly taking off.
as a big fight broke out between everyone.
As an array of arrows and bullets were flying through the air, a mouse swiftly dogging a cat on the hunt, and others were now brawling in this battle, not all were as willing to fight anymore.
“Uh I’ll be right back!” Yogi said as he saw that there were guns and quickly left too.
Verosika Mayday escaped too and called Vortex on her phone.
“Vortex! I need your bodyguard assistance please.”
Vortex, who was in his human form, got the call and said yes.
“Wow, that Vortex is totally cosmic!” Judy said as she swooned over his hotness.
He rolled his eyes as he went away, hid, and transformed into his wolf form then stepped into the ring.
Jerry kept running as Tom was in hot pursuit of Jerry hot on his tail as he was viciously swinging his hammer while running everywhere.
Jerry went over to Spike, who was in the crowd, went on top of his head and Tom hit Spike’s head trying to hit Jerry.
Tom gasped as Spike looked extremely mad after being hit. A lump rose out of the top of Spike’s head. Tom tried hiring it a bit less hard to try to get it down. The lump simply stuck out again. Tom hit it again to make it go down, but the lump simply grew even taller.
Then Tom just hit Spike hard in the head and ran as fast as he could.
Spike, while chomping his jaws rapidly hard to bite Tom, started chasing Tom while was chasing Jerry.
Millie looked at Keenie intensely too, who looked back the same way at her.
Jerry went up to both of them to play a little joke, and acted like a fighting coach to both of them.
He went up to Millie, sprayed water on her, and made punching motions of what to do to Keenie. He then ran up to Keenie and did the same thing.
Jerry then rang a boxing bell and Millie and Keenie suddenly went quickly to each other and started repeating my bopping each other on the head over and over.
Jerry made fighting motions with his hand and laughed until he saw Tom and ran again.
Meanwhile while Moxie was fighting Collin, someone appeared from the shadows.
It was Striker, and he was ready to strike.
"Ready for a rematch little man?" Striker said as he startled Moxxie.
"Bring. It. On!" said Mooxxie.
Then those two had an instantly fierce vicious stare down as the world around them in their minds mopped into an old-fashioned western town. Moxie was now dressed as a sheriff with Striker dressed as a vicious ranger. The two were at the opposite ends of the town ready for a showdown.
"I'm still way more stronger than you!" said Striker.
"Yes, but last time I learn it didn't matter if I was stronger or not... as long as I had THIS!" moxie yelled as he took out his gun while Striker took out his and they all had the ultimate shooting showdown of a lifetime.
The two shot rapidly as fast as they could while doing for their lives as the speeding bottles flew like crazy.
Tom and Jerry also decided to have a showdown and imagined their world as a cowboy town too. Tom was now dressed as the catnip kid as Jerry was the sheriff. The two did the same things as Moxie and Strike and had the ultimate gun fight.
Striker then got on his horse shooting for Moxie as it galloped towards him. Tom was chasing Jerry near Striker riding on his horse while shooting a gun. Tom accidentally hit the rear of Striker's horse with the hammer.
This caused the horse to scream like a goat and run all over the place like crazy, causing Striker to fall off the horse as it kept sprinting everywhere.
As the whole cowboy fantasy basically ended for everyone triker got up, saw Moxxie, and tackled him.
Then Striker started fighting for a bit, but Striker overpowered him as he slammed Moxxie down and grabbed him with his arms.
“Looks like you’re still weak little-“ Striker was about to say until Millie slammed a chair on his head.
Striker then fell on the floor as Moxxie also punched him after.
“How's that for weak now bitch?!” Moxxie said.
“Here comes Lady Danger!” Jabberjaw said as she jumped in the air.
“MOTHERFU-“ Moxxie screamed as Jabberjaw body slammed him.
Striker he quickly got up and then started running from his horse that was still out of control.
“GET KABONGED!” Yelled El Kabong as he kabonged him with his guitar.
Meanwhile Blitzo was busy shooting rapidly at Fizzarolli and Cetus, who was shooting at him back with arrows.
Fizzarolli kept swiftly dodging Blitzo’s bullets while dodging them, and even started dancing to dodge them, which pissed Blitzo off even more.
“Oh wait a minute! Before I continue fighting, I think some of us have a message for our bosses!” Moxxie said.
“Oh yes we do!”
Then Fred, Barney, George, Moxxie, Wilma, Betty, and Millie, all walked up calmly to their bosses.
Then they proceeded to beat the shit out of them.
“AUUGGHHH!” All of the bosses yelled.
“WHAT THE FUCK???!!!”
Blitzo shrieked.
“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!” Wilma yelled as she and Betty did their judo moves on them.
Then Fred and Barney kicked their Mr. Stale out with a club, while Rosie kicked out Mr. Spacely.
“See Blitzo now we’re even and we can continue fighting others!” Millie said happily.
“…Ok then???” Said Bltizo.
At that moment though Striker aimed at gun at all of them which made everyone put their hands up and gasp.
Also at that moment Collin didn’t see where he was going and accidentally bumped into Striker.
”Move it lampchop! Do interfer or I’ll strike you! Haha get it?” Striker said while aiming his gun at Collin.
”Seriously?”’said Keenie.
“Ugh this guy is the WORST! I can’t believe when I first met him at your parents house they all loved him!” Moxxie said to Millie.
”Go figure, in-laws amirite? Ahehehehe!” Barney laughed.
”Even I know that’s true!” said Striker.
Then everyone laughed with a laugh track in the background again.
”Hahah classic… now where was I? Oh yeah… Put ‘em up!” Striker yelled while aiming his gun again.
Jerry gasped, ran to Keenie, grabbed her bow with arrows, and shoot the arrow straight into the gun just as Striker was about to shoot causing it to blow up in his face.
“How did that even happen?!” said Striker as his face was covered in gunpowder.
”I agree with him for once, HOW??!” said Moxxie.
Tom then went and jumped up on top of Striker’s horse holding a sword looking determined.
However he then started to smell something burning. He looked down and saw that it was him burning from the fire that was actually the horse's mane.
“YEOW!” Tom yelled as he leaped into the air.
When Tom flew downwards the horse then kicked him hard, sending him across the arena only to hit someone.
He turned around to see Spike behind him.
“You!” Spike said.
“No, me!” Vortex said as he roared.
“AH!” Spike yelled as he and Tom ran away from Vortex who started chasing them.
Fizzarolli then started spinning rapidly stretching his robo limbs all over the place. He suddenly stretched of his arms and snatched Jerry wrapping his arm all around Jerry squeezing him tight, before throwing him hard launching him through the air at a high velocity.
As Jerry was being propelled through the air he hit the ceiling yet somehow bounced back off the ceiling. The mouse kept bouncing all over the entire room at high speed in many different directions before flying straight towards Tom and Fizz slamming both of their faces at once with a giant iron.
“YEOW!” Tom yelped.
Jerry laughed as when the iron fell off Tom's face it briefly morphed his head into the shape of an iron.
'That's it!" Fizzorolli said as he lunged to Jerry.
Jerry gasped as he dashed and sprinted quickly dogging Fizzorolli ‘s arms that kept launching themselves trying to grab Jerry. Fizz kept trying to catch Jerry as the mouse went all over the robot. As Fizz kept trying to grab him he slowly realized that Jerry made him game himself into a pretzel.
Before the robot untied himself Jerry escaped while also Tom then grabbed an axe and slammed it down on Jerry’s tail causing Jerry to scream and his ears and eyes to very briefly come out.
The Tom started laughing now, that is until Jerry grabbed the same axe and slammed it on Tom’s tail.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Tom screamed his classic scream as he flung into the air stretching his tail until it cut off.
Then Tom and Jerry both got axes and looked at each other with a crazed look a both of them.
"Oooh we can use axes??! I LOVE how those two think!" Millie exclaimed as she got out axe.
"WHOO HOO!!!" Millie exclaimed as she, Tom, and Jerry now went crazy gleefully swinging axes all ver the place.
"YESSSS! I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!" Yelled Millie as she swung an axe while Tom and Jerry were getting quite a high with all this violence.
Then Martha appeared.
”YOU ALL WANT TO GET CRAZY?!!! THEN NOW I WILL TOO!!!” Martha yelled like a crazy person while having a demonic insane look in her face.
“THEYLL BE SORRY WHEN-“ Martha yelled about to shoot a gun.
*WHACK!*
However someone whacked a frying pan at her.
Meanwhile Cletus was shooting arrows at I.M.P.
Blitzo aimed his gun at Jerry, but Jerry quickly grabbed Keenie’s bow/arrows again and tied a frying pan to it.
Jerry then shot the arrow to Blitzo but he ducked quick.
”HA! Missed me!” yelled Blitzo.
However seconds later the arrow stuck the wall above Blitzo and the frying pan struck him from behind.
Keenie and Collin were running as Millie grabbed a knife and flung it across the ring.
It then striked Keenie by the throat as she soon fell.
Millie then grabbed Keenie and was about to hit her with the knife until Jerry hit Mille with a frying pan and sent her flying. Tom grabbed Jerry who then hit Tom with it too. Tom and Millie both rushed back to Jerry looking extremely angry.
“You mess with the bull! Now you get the horns!” Millie said as she polished both of her horns with what it is normally used to polish a cue ball rod.
Tom also put his fingers to his head to make it look like they were horns and stomped his foot.
“Here in the ring we have Los Torros!” Lightning said excitedly while strumming his guitar.
“And here we have stepping into the ring, we have Keenie and… El Magnifico!” Lightning said as Jerry and Keenie both entered the arena again holding cloths.
Tom and Millie ran in place for a while before zooming off quick, before being swiftly dodged by Jerry and Keenie while they both hold red cloths like a bullfighter.
“Ha ha torros, c’mon!” Jerry said as he kept effortlessly dodging them.
Tom and Millie skidded on all fours and dashed to them extremely quickly again, only to be swiftly dodged by Jerry as he spun into the air gracefully with a blindfold on.
Tom and Mille got flung at to the red ropes that outline the wrestling after missing Jerry and Keenie, causing the rope to stretch so much that it slingshots them across the arena to other ropes, which stretches and causes them to be flung again, and so on.
They kept bouncing back and forth until they slammed into a pole and their bodies cracked into pieces before coming back together again.
“Okay! Olay!” Lightning said.
Tom came to his senses and started chasing Jerry again, while Keenie went up to Millie.
“Come on toro come on!” Keenie said as she used the cloth she had to slap Millie on the rear.
“YEOW!” Millie said as she jumped in the air before slamming again and skidding on the floor.
Tom was chasing Jerry, he grabbed Jerry before he laughed evilly, but then let go of him as he got shot in the tail by Blitzo who was aiming for someone else.
“AAAHHHHHH!” Tom shouted.
“Move out of the way, you cat and mouse dipshits!” Yelled Blitzo.
Tom and Jerry then remembered what Blitzo said to them, and grew red with anger. They were so mad that they both threw a brick very hard at Blitzo.
They threw it so hard that it actually briefly broke the inside of Blitzo, leaving only his outline temporarily.
“Alright that’s it!” Keenie said as she grabbed Millie and flew high in the air.
“I’m about to do a finishing move!” Keenie said about to punch Millie down hard.
“Oh no you don’t!” Millie said grabbing Keenie.
Millie and Keenie then started punching each other as they were falling downwards yet again.
Moxxie saw this and quickly ran up high and flung himself in a rope. Moxxie grabbed Millie from Keenie and carried her in his arms.
Moxxie and Millie both looked into eachother eyes seductively as they then started passionately making out while spinning and shooting guns everywhere on the rope.
Everyone was all hitting each other all over, punches, kicks, and all sorts of weapons were being thrown left and right in this chaos.
It was all pandemonium!
Then Jerry started being chased by Tom who was now being chased by Spike, who was being chased by Fizzarolli who was being chased by Striker on his horse with Martha riding with him holding a chainsaw, who were being chased by Vortex, who was being chased by Cletus flying while shooting arrows at Blitzo who was chasing him while shooting a gun.
All of them were going extremely fast in a circle all while Moxxie and Mille, who’s rope was going in the same direction in a circle because of the wind, we’re shooting
Keenie and Collin who were shooting back at them also in the same direction in a circle.
They all kept chasing each other in a circle over and over, round and round, on and on, until a giant fight cloud formed around them.
It grew bigger and bigger, until the circular direction of the chases caused it to form… into a huge, insane, tornado!
“WHAT IN THE WORLD???!!!” The Jetosns, Flintstones, and Rubbles all shrieked as they saw all of this insanity.
The giant tornado, filled to the brim with everyone fighting like crazy, was spinning and spinning at an extremely high velocity, with arrows, bullets, and all sorts of weapons flinging out. It was an insane catastrophe (More like a cat-astrophe!)!
People could only watch in terror as this aboulute insane crazy battle tornado was destroying everything causing total demolition. The giant strong fight twister grew bigger as everyone kept brawling, as the fight kept going on and on, until…
“WAIT A MINUTE!” Shouted Blitzo.
Then suddenly the fight stopped as for some reason everything except Blitzo froze instantly and any music that would be playing stopped with a record skratch.
Blitzo then walked out of the fight and spoke.
“Excuse me dear reader, but before we continue on with the story, we will now pause to get all the Hanna-Barbera sex jokes over with!”
“*Ahem!*…*Gasp!* When it’s time to get down and dirty I’d love to make your Bedrock! With my huge boulder that’ll sure to get you hard! I’ll make sure to not be so fast that you’ll call me Jetson, though you might still call me that because Im an expert at using my fingers! A future pushing buttons aren’t the only thing that will make my fingers hurt when I’m done using ‘em! Got a Saturday Evening Pussy? A Heavenly Pussy? A Snagglepussy? A Pic-a-nic basket you want me to open? A dastardly dick? Some tasty fruity pebbles? Because girrrrrlll- I can make you scream like Tom or go “Zoinks!” When I’m finished you’ll be sure to call me a “Top Cat!” or “Dick Dastardly!” or “Fuckleberry!” Girl you’re a Scooby snack, let’s all have a gay old time!-“
*WHACK!!!*
Blitzo then fell down as Cletus hit him with a frying pan.
“Are you serious??? That was SO inappropriate!!!” Yelled Keenie (Who for some reason was unfrozen too along with Cletus)
“Whatever bitches!” Said Blitzo.
“Now that that’s all over with, we now continue the story without having to sit though any of those!”
Said Blitzo as he jumped in the fight cloud and time unfroze again.
“What are we going to do???!” Jane yelled.
Through the middle of all this craziness, Blitzos phone rang.
“Oh you gotta be kidding me!” Yelled Blitzo.
“Stolas! This is literally the worst time!
“Oh come on Blitzy! When isn’t it a bad time?” Said the royal bird hell king , Stolas Goetia, bathing in his magic bathtub in his royal manor blissfully unaware of the chaos (Or is he? Since he can see Blitzo in the magic bubbles).
“I’ve been meaning to call you because-“
“Hey wait a minute! I thought we were supposed to be talking!” Said Top Cat.
“Stolas hey you been talking with this pussy the whole time?!”
“What? We were merely discussing something, and this cat is quite charming.”
“Yep! The gold ol’ T.C. charm!” Said Top Cat.
“I’m just calling you now because rI just remebered the moon it out now and it’s full!”
“Oh brother! After I get outta this mess ok?!”
“Ok Blitzy! Oh Blitzy, I can wait for you to *BEEP!* *BEEP!* my *BEEP!* and *BEEP!* with *BEEP!* spilling out and *BEE-“ Stolas was saying before a very disgusted Blitzo hung up.
“So little kitty, what were we talking about again? Hello? Hello? Hello?” Stolas said.
Meanwhile on the other side of the call…
“Uh T.C.? What did he say? Are you ok?” Asked Benny while Top Cat simply was traumatized for life.
***Meanwhile***
As the giant fight tornado with all of I.M.P.’s enemies, I.M.P., Tom, and Jerry were all brawling intensely continued, everywhere around them was literally shaking as it was barely able to stay apart.
The tornado inside the biking was so strong that the building itself started spinning like crazy and insanely vibrating hard, with stuff flying all over the place as this was destroying the entire arena.
As everyone not fighting was evacuated and saw it from afar they were all shocked and horrified as the tornado was making the entire building shake and spin insanely. This was a totally catastrophic (More like CAT-astrophic!) disaster!
It went so crazy that the entire building started to jump and even spin in a crazy direction as it jumped even higher in the air, before smashing on the ground and exploding in an even more fiery and huge explosion.
“AAAHHHHHHHH!” Screamed everyone as they were all flying in the air.
Moxxie was falling until he grabbed the ledge of a cliff. He sighed before Millie grabbed his leg to hang on and Blitzo grabbed Millie’s leg.
This got even more stressful for Moxxie as one by one, Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound with his friends, the Flintstones/Rubbles, Jetsons, Top Cat along with his gang, Tom and Jerry, C.H.E.R.U.B., Striker, Verosika, Martha, all grabbed the other persons leg until it was like a chain.
“DONT LET GO MOXX!!!” Blitzo shrieked.
“I-I-I’m trying!…”Moxxie exclaimed as he was struggling to hold on.
“HONESTLY AM I LOSING MY MIND! THIS IS SO BATSHIT INSANE I MEAN WHAT NEXT??!!!” Yelled Moxxie.
“HOW ABOUT ME???!!!” A voice shouted.
“OH WHO THE FUCK NOW???!!!” screamed Blitzo.
“Allow me to introduce my self! I… am… DICK!!!” Yelled the villainous Dick Dastardly.
“…Really?!” Blitzo said before snickering.
“Yes it is I, Dick Dastardly! Remember when I had a genius plan to open the gates of hell that was thwarted by those meddling kinds and crazy dog? Well guess what? For my new plan I seceretly tampered with their car while they weren’t looking, and those guys have been at the DMV for a long time, and probably won’t be out for days! Which is also why Scooby-Doo isn’t in this story! So now Im gonna do my plan again, this time with THIS!” yelled Dick Dastardly as he pulled out…
The grimore?!
“THE GRIMORE???!!!” I.M.P. shouted.
“Yes! In the middle of all of this crazyness you guys accidentally lost it! Now I found it, and shall use it for my evil plan starting now!!! MHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Then Dick Dastardly used the grimore and made a giant fiery portal appear below everyone, causing burning flames of direly gates of hell to shoot out below.
“AHAHAHAHA!!! SEND THEM DOWN!!!” Yelled the three-headed dog, Cerberus, who strangely looked like Spike now, as he had a giant pot of boiling hot liquid.
“Long live Dick Dastardly!” Yelled Dick Dastardly as Muttley grabbed a giant hammer and hit Moxie’s hands hard while wheezing
“YEOW!” Moxxie yelled before looking down and gasping.
“NOOOO!!!” Moxxie yelled.
Then if things weren’t insane enough, suddenly a stair case to Heaven appeared.
Then the conductor for cat Heaven and Deerie the cherub came down.
“*GASP!* WOAH! It’s Deerie! She came down here to take us back into Heaven and save all of us!” Cletus exclaimed with relief and joy.
“What??? Oh yeah… no sorry, you see you guys sent in that letter to get back into Heaven, and we haven’t got to it yet, sorry!” Said Deerie.
“But we will when we get to it!” Said the Conductor as he left.
“So why are you here then???” asked Cletus.
“Oh yeah, we came here to give you the shoes you left up here!” said Deerie as she gave a shocked Cletus.
“Sorry but there’s nothing else! bye bye!” Deerie said as she left.
“NO! LET US IN!!!” The cherubs all yelled.
Then everyone now saw that the staircase hasn’t disappeared yet and desperately tried running in the air to get up the stairs.
As everyone ran and ran Cletus, Collin, Keenie, Tom and Jerry all got the farthest, only to see that the stair case slowly faded away.
As everyone couldn’t take it anymore, Tom and Jerry both looked down then looked at an imaginary viewer afar and waved before everyone fell downwards into the gates of hell.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Screamed Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound with his friends, the Flintstones/Rubbles, Jetsons, Tom and Jerry, Cletus, Collin, Keenie, Striker, Verosika, Martha, and Stolas (What a mouthful)
as they all were plunging falling down, down, and down into the deep dark fiery depths of hell, before slamming into the hot bunrning bowl.
“AHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!” Laughed the evil three headed dog Ceberus .
“YES MY PLAN WORKED! MHAHAHAHAHAHA- Whoops!” Dick Dastardly laughed manically until he tripped on a rock and was now falling too.
”DRAT! MUTTLEY SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!” Dick Dastardly yelled as he fell in the hot pot too.
Meanwhile on the cliff, Top Cat with his gang managed to grab and tree branch and climb up while seeing Dastardly fall.
“HA! That’s what you get Dastardly!”
”Uh, T.C.? You know all your friends are now plummeting to their dooms right?” said Benny.
”Oh crap you’re right… that awful Dastardly!” This all wold have never happened if it wasn’t for him and all of I.M.P. and his awful disgusting bird friend!”
”Hey, hey Dastardly, Stolas, and I.M.P.! *BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEEPPP!!!* Ah, that’s better!” Top Cat while Benny was blushing.
“…What?? Those other guys were cursing every other minute!”
Then the cliff broke off and now they were falling too.
As everyone fell the dog kept laughing maniacally as when people tried to escape the dog kept pushing people back into the hot water with his stick.
“AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
Cried Moxxie.
***
“MOXXIE!”
“*GASP!*” Gasped Moxxie as he suddenly jolted up from laying down in a cold sweat.
Breathing heavily, he looked around and saw that he was in a hospital bed.
“Oh… oh thank goodness, it was all just a dream…” Moxxie said with so much relief.
“Yeah you crashed your car into a tree and when you got out you guys tripped on rock and knock yourselves out!” Said Yogi Bear the doctor.
“OH CRUMBS NOT YOU GUYS AGAIN!”
“And guess what? Here’s our bill!” Said Cindy as she gave them a bill.
“WAIT WHAT?!!! A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS????!!! Yelled Blitzo.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T EVEN HAVE INSURANCE!!!” Yelled Blitzo.
The End!