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An evil witch named Breezy cursed every emo in town, turning them into monsters when the moonlight shines!
In fact, they like it that way. Which made Breezy mad. So she locked up Dallon. Later that night Breezy warns everyone that they have 48 hours until they save Dallon. If they didn’t, they'd all return as humans for the rest of their existence.
Before our story starts, I would like to say My Chemical Romance tried to rescue Dallon, but Breezy being the brat she is, put them into the cage where Dallon is. Fun.
Our heroes are at Pete Wentz's house. Joe the werewolf whimpering, Brendon the cat starts scratching the glass window. "BRENDON WOULD YOU MIND STOP!" yelled Andy the zombie. Brendon scratches again, Andy sighs. Pete the vampire looks at his clock, "hey we only have 24 hours, where the heck are they?" "maybe they just got kidnapped or something. it has been a while," replied CrankthatFrankintestine. "Let's just wait for another hour, if they haven't come back I guess we have to save them ourselves," said Patrick the ghost. "Wait, can we help?! Cool! can we just recuse them anyways!!!!!!`` Cheer Frank. "Oh HECK NO! I'm a cowardly cat. I don't wanna get burned by a roasted dragon!" Everyone stared at Brendon. "erm...something goes that line." "What can we do? we're just as weak as Patrick." said Pete. "said the man who broke your bass on the internet." replied Patrick. "HEY IT WAS FOR MY BOYFRIEND! and I hated it. It was the regression video..." Pete is trying to be extra emo. "WHATEVER WENTZ!" "GUYS CAN WE STOP ARGUING!!" yelled Andy. "CAN WE JUST RESCUE THEM NOW!" also yelled Frank. There was complete silence. then Brendon said "yeah sure." and off to the tragic adventure they Wentz!
Pete flies around the mountain Breezy clearing said. “Uh, guys I don’t like at all…” feared Brendon. “Don’t worry Brendon, it's only a mile away. It's that long!” Andy tries to pat him, but he's right arm is missing. He knows who stole it. “JOE! GIVE IT BACK!” “no'' Joe cutely replied.
Andy tries to grab this arm from Joe when he almost falls. Luckily Patrick catches him at the right time. “Thanks, Patrick” “Here's your arm, Andrew.” Patrick gave him someone's arm, which looks awfully like Frank’s. “Is that Frank’s arm?” “uh, Maybe?” Frank looks at his right arm, he notices it missing. He cried.
They saw a cage with Dallon and My Chemical Romance. “WOOHOO! WE’RE SAFE! NOW I CAN GET A DIVORCE FROM MY WIFE!” Cheered Dallon. “Ayo, weird tall guy. Would you mind keeping it down? I need my crying moment now.” Gerard pleased him. “I can’t believe I failed. I'm supposed to be the best hero. And the greatest god. I fail everyone…” Gerard whispers himself. “Oh, Gerard. It's alright. Not all heroes can save everyone.” Mikey, his brother. Tries to confront him. “And what do you know about superheroes?” Gerard pauses “you’re right anyway. I just felt guilty. They risk their lives to save us?” “Well you see Gee, everyone does appreciate our work sooo.” Frank Smiles. “Yeah, maybe you guys are right.”
A dragon out of nowhere came out in front of the true heroes “AHHHH! SEE! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY HM?” Scared Brendon. “Oh, this is gonna be easy.” Patrick being confident.
Patrick flies to the dragon’s soul, making the dragon kill itself.
“See? Easy.” Everyone shoots in fear at Patrick. “Guys I’m noting gonna do that if any of you don’t even worry about it.”
“Ahem,” said Gerard. “GET US OUT OF HERE!”
Breezy came back “well well well, you e-boys finally saved my husband. How surprising...
Heh, well who cares you’re all dead to all emos and me!” Before she even tries to kill them, The dragon came back alive. “Oh great, a dragon version of me, how funny.” Andy sarcastically says.
The Dragon burns Breezy alive. Then kill itself again. “Whoa, that was COOL!” cheered Frank. “You guys do know that was Patrick for the whole time right?” Andy's response. “No need to credit me, guys!”
And so all the emos became monsters forever! And Dallon is the new (not so) evil witch!