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makayla | sc mkyla457 @mkyla456
lmao watch him go off
[attached: Video of Bruce Wayne in business casual clothes screaming as he charges towards The Penguin brandishing a long black pipe. Behind him is the main center for the Martha Wayne Foundation, front windows shattered and reception desk on fire. The Penguin looks Scared.]
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Red Hood’s True Identity: Bruce Wayne? by Shay Peterson
After a video by Twitter user @mkyla456 of Bruce Wayne fighting off baddies went viral, I decided to dig deeper into the whole mystery to find the truth for myself.
BuzzFeed ✔@BuzzFeed
We think we’ve figured it out this time!
bit.ly/3h8ZrCR
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leydon on the good shit @leydon
they do be kinda similar tho 🤔
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arie @rema
NOOOOOOO noooo i refuse to believe billionaire bruce wayne is a vigilante 😩
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baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT
lol
jay @jrtdeadman
i just woke up whats going on
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jay @jrtdeadman
oh nice the best vigilante is trending
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jay @jrtdeadman
WHAT THE FUCK
Trending:
#redhoodreveal
Bruce Wayne
#fuckinbuzzfeedman
Survivor
#WNBAFinals
BLM
#thebutts
dick joke ✔@aflyinggrayson
i haven’t stopped laughing for hours
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baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT
SAME
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damian ✔@animallover89265
i agree it is rather amusing
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rosen @risen
omg i never considered how the wayne kids would feel LMAO
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leo @bluedaysgemini
peak sibling behavior
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replying to @animallover89265
jay @jrtdeadman
fuck u guys
Bruce Wayne @BWayne
well.
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genshittyimpact
the wayne siblings are the only celebrities i care about everyone else go home
juulforscho4lcool
The Wayne siblings constantly feel like they’re in on an inside joke and I feel like that inside joke is Bruce
atronomical
imagine fucking waking up and u find out ppl think ur dad is a murdering vigilante. id die
sandayne-neon
imagine fucking waking up and ur dad is bruce wayne
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jay @jrtdeadman
words cannot describe how disappointed i am at the internet
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jay @jrtdeadman
i’m going insane
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fall down the stephs @purpletwist
ur past experience should come in handy then!
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jay @jrtdeadman
fuck you
tiny baby small @miniguy7021
their body types are really similar so it makes sense
Bruce Wayne @BWayne
chris from PR would like me to clarify that I am not red hood
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Bruce Wayne @BWayne
I am not red hood
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Bruce Wayne @BWayne
however, i would like to mention, for no reason in particular, that red hood and I have never been seen in the same place at the same time before
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Bruce Wayne ✔@BWayne
just saying
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baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT
oh my godddddddd
jay @jrtdeadman
i hate my life
[ID: A private snapchat story posted to the account jjustgotspoiled. Jason is standing in the vehicle entrance to the batcave leading into the garage, dressed in his full costume minus the helmet. He is yelling indistinguishably, hands gesturing wildly as spit flies out of his mouth at a politely mannered hooded figure in black. The camera is shaking as the person taking it holds back laughs and the caption reads “lol”. Ten people view it.]
baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT
wait i thought he was just getting milk this whole time
dick joke ✔@aflyinggrayson
. @BWayne why didnt u tell me u were the red hood 😥 do you not trust me 🥺🥺
dick joke ✔@aflyinggrayson
i’m HURT
sparklet ✨✨ @simmieg
ok but this explains how dick grayson got back so quickly all those times he was kidnapped
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i’ve got a knife @lapizdoctora
red hood wasn’t a thing back then dumbass
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sparklet ✨✨ @simmieg
u really think red hood grew all his muscles in his garden? shit takes time smh
glo @gloooria
wait isn’t red hood known for protecting the working girls of crime alley? doesn’t exactly fit the bill
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hayde @itspronouncedheidi
wayne enterprises offers 30 weeks paid maternity leave
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glo @gloooria
nvm
iwritefanfictionnotcomedies
ID: car swerving on highway meme. The straight road reads "the tbm theory which didn't make much sense anyway" and the curved road reads "bruce wayne is red hood." the car is swerving onto the curved road
#my.post #feel like this is a lot of us rn #tbm was oversexualizing anyway it needed to end #with nightwing AND batman #this is not ur enemies to lovers #red hood #tbm #bruce wayne #gotham
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metro-sunflower2005
lmao gotham side of tumblr going insane rn have fun
gung-gggg
I don’t think you understand, Bruce Wayne is himbo supreme. There is no way he is Red Hood. I refuse to believe it
lozsidequested
bruce wayne fractured an ankle walking down the red carpet he is physically not capable of violence
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↻ sus-hinanos
leydejanno
ted cruz rests easy tonight
#on god
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tengo que hacer nada hoy @avianast
other bat vigis been real silent 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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katie | rh is WHO?? @wikmajj12
bw n batman working together on a coverup u know it
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Robin ✔@theonewithswords
incorrect
katie | rh is WHO?? @wikmajj12
HJHBJN>????? HMMDJHSHDSJH ????? HELLLO??????????//////
fast food chain ✔ @arerobinsred
couple of clarifications:
- a) we will neither confirm nor deny whether red hood is bruce wayne
- b) the memes are hilarious please keep making them
- c) if bruce wayne wants to fight us he can his ceo can just give us a call or something idk
[ID: A private snapchat story posted to the account robininred. It is a blurry image taken from a phone of a computer screen, which has the Red Robin twitter account open. There are two captions, the first one reading “THISIF SO FUNCKIN FUNNY” and the second one “HES GONNA KILL ME”. Nine people view it.]
desireeblogs
ID: the assassination chain meme. "red hood is a regular ass man" followed by "red hood is a villain gone rogue," "red hood is a clone of batman" and finally "red hood is bruce wayne" from a sniper above the others
#a masterpost of sorts # rh really has had it all #no i didnt include the jason todd theory frankly its really rude to theorize abt a dead teenager like that #his dad tho 👀👀 #jk jk unless
r/gothamatnight An unofficial subreddit for discussing the totally legal nightly endeavors that take place in Gotham.
Camerakid’s thoughts on latest theory • Posted by u/alarmaclock 1 hour ago
I know literally everyone is talking about the Bruce Wayne is Red Hood thing (personally I don’t see it) but I was wondering what good ol’ camerakid would think about the whole thing. I know he hasn’t been seen in years but he always had a knack for poking holes in people’s ideas and he really was one of the best analysts here.
camerakid0889 • 34m
lol i think its funny
> PM_me_LEGO_sets • 28m
Come on, if you’re gonna impersonate him, at least do it right
Edit: I did not read the username. Shit.
>> gothamaniste • 20m
Welcome back
jay @jrtdeadman
if one more of u motherfuckers sends me a tweet or an article i will strangle you with my bare hands
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fall down the stephs @purpletwist
why jason! that’s no way to speak to family! threatening others is immoral and unjust, you know 😏
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jay @jrtdeadman
didn’t u literally punch dick because he took the last oreo
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jay @jrtdeadman
if one more of u motherfuckers sends me a tweet or an article i will strangle you with my bare hands
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jay @jrtdeadman
i fucking hate it here