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The True Identity: Bruce Wayne

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makayla | sc mkyla457 @mkyla456
lmao watch him go off
[attached: Video of Bruce Wayne in business casual clothes screaming as he charges towards The Penguin brandishing a long black pipe. Behind him is the main center for the Martha Wayne Foundation, front windows shattered and reception desk on fire. The Penguin looks Scared.]

After a tweet goes viral, people think they've finally figured it out. The real identity of Bruce Wayne.
Red Hood.

(social media fic, based off that tumblr post)

Notes:

Inspired by this post on tumblr because I could not stop thinking about it so here we are

I've finally written a DC fic and it's this mess!!!! Wonderful!!!! This fic has been sitting complete in my google drive because I was too lazy to open up my computer to post it so I guess that shows the kind of person I am. I swear I write more than social media fics but they're genuinely so fun and I may-or-may-not have a second one planned so please stay tuned. EDIT: I forgot to mention this is inspired by the great Unpretty. Every single one of Unpretty’s works just in general

Haven't interacted with canon but that's ok bc this fic is fun for the whole family :)

For my BNHA readers: uh. sorry?

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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makayla | sc mkyla457 @mkyla456

lmao watch him go off

[attached: Video of Bruce Wayne in business casual clothes screaming as he charges towards The Penguin brandishing a long black pipe. Behind him is the main center for the Martha Wayne Foundation, front windows shattered and reception desk on fire. The Penguin looks Scared.]

41.4k likes 26.5k retweets

 

Red Hood’s True Identity: Bruce Wayne? by Shay Peterson

After a video by Twitter user @mkyla456 of Bruce Wayne fighting off baddies went viral, I decided to dig deeper into the whole mystery to find the truth for myself.

 

BuzzFeed ✔@BuzzFeed

We think we’ve figured it out this time!

bit.ly/3h8ZrCR

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leydon on the good shit @leydon

they do be kinda similar tho 🤔 

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arie @rema

NOOOOOOO noooo i refuse to believe billionaire bruce wayne is a vigilante 😩

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baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT

lol

 

jay @jrtdeadman

i just woke up whats going on

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jay @jrtdeadman

oh nice the best vigilante is trending

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jay @jrtdeadman

WHAT THE FUCK

 

Trending:

#redhoodreveal

Bruce Wayne

#fuckinbuzzfeedman

Survivor

#WNBAFinals

BLM

#thebutts

 

dick joke ✔@aflyinggrayson

i haven’t stopped laughing for hours

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baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT

SAME

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damian ✔@animallover89265

i agree it is rather amusing

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rosen @risen

omg i never considered how the wayne kids would feel LMAO

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leo @bluedaysgemini

peak sibling behavior

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replying to @animallover89265

jay @jrtdeadman

fuck u guys

 

Bruce Wayne @BWayne

well.

26.9k likes 30.7k retweets

 

genshittyimpact

the wayne siblings are the only celebrities i care about everyone else go home

juulforscho4lcool

The Wayne siblings constantly feel like they’re in on an inside joke and I feel like that inside joke is Bruce

atronomical

imagine fucking waking up and u find out ppl think ur dad is a murdering vigilante. id die

sandayne-neon

imagine fucking waking up and ur dad is bruce wayne

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jay @jrtdeadman

words cannot describe how disappointed i am at the internet

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jay @jrtdeadman

i’m going insane

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fall down the stephs @purpletwist

ur past experience should come in handy then!

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jay @jrtdeadman

fuck you

 

tiny baby small @miniguy7021

their body types are really similar so it makes sense

 

Bruce Wayne @BWayne

chris from PR would like me to clarify that I am not red hood

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Bruce Wayne @BWayne

I am not red hood

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Bruce Wayne @BWayne

however, i would like to mention, for no reason in particular, that red hood and I have never been seen in the same place at the same time before

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Bruce Wayne ✔@BWayne

just saying

30k likes 42.3k retweets

 

baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT

oh my godddddddd

 

jay @jrtdeadman

i hate my life

 

[ID: A private snapchat story posted to the account jjustgotspoiled. Jason is standing in the vehicle entrance to the batcave leading into the garage, dressed in his full costume minus the helmet. He is yelling indistinguishably, hands gesturing wildly as spit flies out of his mouth at a politely mannered hooded figure in black. The camera is shaking as the person taking it holds back laughs and the caption reads “lol”. Ten people view it.]

 

baby CEO ✔@DrakeWayneT

wait i thought he was just getting milk this whole time

 

dick joke ✔@aflyinggrayson

. @BWayne why didnt u tell me u were the red hood 😥 do you not trust me 🥺🥺

 

dick joke ✔@aflyinggrayson

i’m HURT

 

sparklet ✨✨ @simmieg

ok but this explains how dick grayson got back so quickly all those times he was kidnapped

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i’ve got a knife @lapizdoctora

red hood wasn’t a thing back then dumbass

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sparklet ✨✨ @simmieg

u really think red hood grew all his muscles in his garden? shit takes time smh

 

glo @gloooria

wait isn’t red hood known for protecting the working girls of crime alley? doesn’t exactly fit the bill

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hayde @itspronouncedheidi

wayne enterprises offers 30 weeks paid maternity leave

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glo @gloooria

nvm

 

iwritefanfictionnotcomedies

ID: car swerving on highway meme. The straight road reads "the tbm theory which didn't make much sense anyway" and the curved road reads "bruce wayne is red hood." the car is swerving onto the curved road

#my.post #feel like this is a lot of us rn #tbm was oversexualizing anyway it needed to end #with nightwing AND batman #this is not ur enemies to lovers #red hood #tbm #bruce wayne #gotham

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metro-sunflower2005

lmao gotham side of tumblr going insane rn have fun

gung-gggg

I don’t think you understand, Bruce Wayne is himbo supreme. There is no way he is Red Hood. I refuse to believe it

lozsidequested

bruce wayne fractured an ankle walking down the red carpet he is physically not capable of violence

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↻ sus-hinanos
leydejanno

ted cruz rests easy tonight

#on god

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tengo que hacer nada hoy @avianast

other bat vigis been real silent 🤨🤨🤨🤨

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katie | rh is WHO?? @wikmajj12

bw n batman working together on a coverup u know it

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Robin ✔@theonewithswords

incorrect

 

katie | rh is WHO?? @wikmajj12

HJHBJN>????? HMMDJHSHDSJH ????? HELLLO??????????//////

 

fast food chain @arerobinsred

couple of clarifications:

  1. a) we will neither confirm nor deny whether red hood is bruce wayne
  2. b) the memes are hilarious please keep making them
  3. c) if bruce wayne wants to fight us he can his ceo can just give us a call or something idk

 

[ID: A private snapchat story posted to the account robininred. It is a blurry image taken from a phone of a computer screen, which has the Red Robin twitter account open. There are two captions, the first one reading “THISIF SO FUNCKIN FUNNY” and the second one “HES GONNA KILL ME”. Nine people view it.]

 

desireeblogs

ID: the assassination chain meme. "red hood is a regular ass man" followed by "red hood is a villain gone rogue," "red hood is a clone of batman" and finally "red hood is bruce wayne" from a sniper above the others

#a masterpost of sorts # rh really has had it all #no i didnt include the jason todd theory frankly its really rude to theorize abt a dead teenager like that #his dad tho 👀👀 #jk jk unless

 

r/gothamatnight An unofficial subreddit for discussing the totally legal nightly endeavors that take place in Gotham.

 

Camerakid’s thoughts on latest theory •  Posted by u/alarmaclock 1 hour ago

I know literally everyone is talking about the Bruce Wayne is Red Hood thing (personally I don’t see it) but I was wondering what good ol’ camerakid would think about the whole thing. I know he hasn’t been seen in years but he always had a knack for poking holes in people’s ideas and he really was one of the best analysts here.

 

camerakid0889 • 34m

lol i think its funny

 

 

> PM_me_LEGO_sets • 28m

Come on, if you’re gonna impersonate him, at least do it right

Edit: I did not read the username. Shit.

>> gothamaniste • 20m

Welcome back

 

jay @jrtdeadman

if one more of u motherfuckers sends me a tweet or an article i will strangle you with my bare hands

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fall down the stephs @purpletwist

why jason! that’s no way to speak to family! threatening others is immoral and unjust, you know 😏

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jay @jrtdeadman

didn’t u literally punch dick because he took the last oreo

 

Hello Tason Jodd,

Your account, jrtdeadman, has violated the Twitter Rules.

As a result, we have locked your account. 

To unlock your account, you must do the following:

  • Delete tweets that violate our rules

If you think we’ve made a mistake, contact our support team.

 

 

jay @jrtdeadman

if one more of u motherfuckers sends me a tweet or an article i will strangle you with my bare hands

 

This Tweet has been deleted.

 

jay @jrtdeadman

i fucking hate it here

Notes:

TBM is an acronym for 'the butts match'

the r in jason’s username is for “Robin”. His user is Jason Robin Todd. Let that sink in

I embedded image IDs within the pics themselves but if they don't work please let me know and I will put them in the text of the fic itself

Tim laughs his ass off after this whole thing. Bruce is quietly amused.

 

ETA: I wrote another DC social media fic! Read it here!

 

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