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It was late, around three-thirty in the morning, when Katuski woke up to his throat being drier than the goddamn Sahara desert.
I need some fuckin" water, he thought, already feeling irritated that he was woken up for such a stupid reason. He got out of his bed, throwing on some sweat pants, deciding it was too hot in the dorms to be wearing a shirt and walked out of his room. As Katsuki walked down the hall to reach the end where the stairs were, he noticed a purple light coming out from under Deku"s door.
What the fuck is this nerd doing up? The blonde sighed, debating if he even wanted to know what the dumbass was doing. His tired brain decided that, yes, he did want to know what the hell Deku was going at three-thirty in the morning.
Without knocking, Katsuki opened the door and was hit immediately with the smell of weed.
What the fuck?! He thought and slammed the door shut behind him, trying not to let the smell escape. That"s when he noticed that Deku was staring at him, sitting on his bed against the opened window, a bong in his hands. It seemed like it took a second for Deku to realize it was Katsuki before a smile appeared on his face.
"Kacchan! Oh my god! Man, you scared the shit outta me," Deku said, throwing his head back to laugh. It was clear to Katsuki that Deku was high out of his mind as Deku rarely ever swore. "Dude, whaat are you doing heeerree?"
Deku smoked? Fucking since when? The blonde thought, and how did I not know he smoked? He looked over Deku, seeing that he too was shirtless and was wearing a pair of shorts. Goddamn, since when did this dumbass get so fuckin" ripped?
"Why and when the fuck did you start smoking, you damn Deku?" Katsuki demanded and Deku made a " pfft " sound before bursting into a loud laugh causing Katsuki"s eyes to widen with surprise. "Shut the fuck up! It"s three in the morning, dumbass! You should be fucking sleeping!" Katsuki whisper-shouted at the nerd who continued to laugh.
"Kacchan, I smoke to help my nerves, plus it"s fun as hell. When did I start? Uhhh, when I met All Might, which by the way, do not even worry! He totally knows I smoke and so does my mom!" Deku stated proudly but then looked at Katsuki with narrow eyes before some sort of realization arose in his green eyes that were slightly red. "Kacchan, did you wanna take a hit? You totally can! I"m no hog nor do I judge, don"t worry." He grinned.
There was so much to unpack from what he just said, what the fuck. All Might and Auntie know about Deku smoking? And allow it?! The fuck?! And did this dumbass seriously ask me if I wanted to smoke with him? Katsuki paused his thoughts to really look at Deku"s face, and that"s when he noticed there was music playing in the background very quietly from Deku"s laptop. Playboi Carti, really? But the real question is, do I want to smoke with this fuckin" nerd? It could be my only chance to do it and be a teenager for once in my goddamn life.
Katsuki sighed, walking further into the room to sit on the side of Deku"s bed. "Fine, show me how to do this shit, ya damn nerd." Deku"s face lit up and he grabbed Katsuki"s bicep with his free hand and pulled the blonde closer to him. Katsuki allowed himself to be moved, ending up in front of Deku sitting criss-cross, next to the opened window, his own knees resting against the green-haired teen"s knees.
Deku grinned and handed Katsuki the gold-to-green bong, mumbling a soft, "hold this," before getting up and walking to his closet. He bent down and grabbed what looked like an All Might shoe box. "This is where I hide the shmeed. The box and the drier sheet keep it from stinking up my closet." He said and pulled out a green-colored jar from the box. "This jar is what actually holds the shmeed."
Deku brought the box and the jar over to the bed, sitting back down how he was before, his knees pressing up against Katsuki"s, before grabbing the bong back from the blonde. "Have you ever smoked before, Kacchan?"
"Nah, I was too busy with other shit like training and didn"t see the fuckin" point in doing it, but I-" The blonde paused and shook his head, but what? Why am I really doing this? Is this really just a stupid fuckin" "yolo" moment? Katsuki sighed and Deku cocked his head, glancing at Katsuki quickly, before looking back down at what he was doing. As Katsuki was talking, Deku had started to pile a small amount of weed into the bowl of the bong. "Because you only live fuckin" once, or whatever," Katsuki mumbled, Deku"s annoyingly cute face breaking out into a large, blinding smile.
"Fuck yeah you do!" He responded, reaching over Katsuki to grab an All Might lighter. "Okay, so because this is your first time smoking, you should take about one or two hits but definitely don"t do more than two because otherwise, you might green-out which means you"ll get really twitchy and stutter and throw up, at least in my experience, and I"m too high to deal with that right now so please don"t take more than two hits. It"ll take a couple of seconds to hit but you"ll feel it eventually so don"t even worry, okay?" Deku smiled and held the lighter up to the weed in the bowl and started to light it. "I"ll take the first hit so you can see what I do. Basically, just copy me."
"Got it. Anything else I need to know, nerd?" Katsuki"s tone sounded annoyed but he was certain Deku could see past it and recognize his actual emotions.
"Uhh, I don"t think so? Oh! You might get the munchies which honestly isn"t bad because- holy balls I"m literally so hungry for goldfish right now but anyways! Just watch and copy me." Deku said and finally lit the bowl properly, bringing his mouth up to the other end of the bong and inhaling, causing the water at the bottom of the bong to start to bubble. Deku removed the piece holding the weed for a second before putting it back on and removing his mouth from the bong, holding in the smoke before moving closer to the window and blowing it outside. He then started coughing violently. "Hollyyyy shiiiitttt."
Deku handed the bong to Katsuki a couple of seconds later, still coughing but not as hard as he first was after blowing the smoke out of his mouth.
"My turn?" Katsuki asked and received a nod from the other teen who was finally done coughing, tears running down his face. "Okay, you might have to help light it and take that weird-ass piece out like you did before." Deku nodded and lit the weed inside the bowl as Katsuki put his mouth on where Deku"s was previously and started to inhale, shutting his red eyes.
"Make sure to really breathe it in. Like, swallow the air." Deku"s voice was soft and Katsuki did as he was told, swallowing the air. Once he felt the need to exhale, he opened his eyes, quickly moving to the window, and blew the smoke outside, almost immediately coughing.
"Ho-holy sh-shit!" Katsuki said in between coughing and Deku chuckled, patting Katsuki"s back gently with his right hand, reaching behind himself to grab an All Might water bottle with his left hand before handing it to the coughing blonde who took it eagerly. Katsuki quickly unscrewed the cap and gulped down the cold water. "Fuck! That shit was-"
"Intense, right?" Deku finished Katsuki"s sentence with a sly smirk before chuckling. "Yeah, the coughing doesn"t really go away. Fuckin" rip to our throats, am I right?" A smile appeared on Katsuki"s face and he threw his head back to laugh.
"Never ever say those words again. Fucking rip? Who the shit says that?" Katsuki spoke with a " what the fuck " look on his face and Deku laughed along with Katsuki. Katsuki noticed that he started to feel a little lighter and like his head was in the clouds. "Can I take another hit? I think I"m feeling it, but I wanna get on your level, ya know?"
"On my level? Fuck yeah, Kacchan, let"s gooo! Whoop whoop!" Deku took the water bottle from Katsuki"s hand and set it in his lap as the blonde brought the bong back up to his mouth, waiting for Deku to light it again. It took a second for Deku to remember why Katsuki was looking like he was expecting something from him before he let out a soft "oh!" and grabbed the lighter and lit the remaining weed for Katsuki.
As Katsuki repeated what he did earlier, Deku stood up, stumbled slightly, and grabbed the green jar with the weed in it and the box, wrapping everything back up, putting it back how it was before he took it out, and finally put it back in his closet. As Katsuki exhaled and coughed, Deku grabbed the bong from him and began to clean it out. Once he finished, he walked back over to the bed to sit back down, grabbed the laptop, and typed in "$uicideboy$ Chill Mix." The first song, "DIEMONDS," came on and Deku hummed, letting his body sway to the music.
"I do not remember putting that shit away or even changing the music," Deku laughed and Katsuki looked over at Deku, realizing that he was just staring out the window after he finished coughing two minutes ago.
"What the fuck, when did you change the music? Wait, when did you even sit down- holy shit, Deku, I"m high. Holy shit! Deku! I"m high!" Katsuki laughed with a large grin on his face, grabbing Deku"s scarred hands and pulling them into his lap, holding them in his own larger hands.
"Yay! Kacchan is high! Isn"t this so fun, oh my god!" Deku exclaimed, shaking Katsuki"s hands with his own.
"Yes! Holy shit, this is so fun! Why the hell didn"t you show me this before! Oh my god, we could"ve been doing this sooooo long ago, Deku!" Katsuki groaned and falling backward on the bed, bringing Deku down with him, the other teen landing on top of him. "Yo, when the hell did I lay down? Pfft- dude what the fuck, your ceiling is so cool!" The blonde exclaimed in awe, staring at Deku"s ceiling that had fake glowing stars and LED lights around the room. "Man, your room is so cool. Oh my fuck, Deku, we should go get food. I am starved!" Katsuki stated looking down at Deku who was staring at him, still laying down on top of him.
"GOLDFISH? I want goldfish so, SO bad! Please, let"s go get some!" Deku said and began to get up off the blonde-haired teen. "When did we lay down?"
"Dude, I couldn"t fuckin" tell ya! Let"s fucking go get food!" Katsuki agreed and got up off of the bed, standing up and stumbling a little, grabbing onto Deku who was now standing next to him. "Shit, I"m higher than a motherfuckin" kite right now, man."
"That"s okay, I"ll lead the way! I do this a lot. We gotta be quiet though, so let"s not talk until we"re in the kitchen, okay?" Katsuki nodded and grabbed onto Deku"s left hand, letting the smaller body lead the way.
"Don"t let me fuckin" fall, got it? I"ll beat your ass if you do."
"Don"t fall for me, Kacchan," Deku winked and Katsuki"s face turned red with a blush. With his free hand, he grabbed Deku"s face and pulled him close, pressing his lips onto Deku"s cheek. He pulled back and smirked.
"And if I do?" Deku"s face was almost as red as his eyes.
"Well, shit- I don"t know," He responded and licked his lips. "Let"s get our food and then we can come back and like make out or something." Katsuki nodded in agreement and pretended to zip his lips. Deku opened his bedroom door and lead them out into the hallway. "Shut the door, Kacchan." He whispered.
"Oh yeah," Katsuki whispered back and shut the door silently. "Bro, did that take me so long to fucking close? I feel like it did." He spoke softly and chuckled quietly, Deku laughing softly along with him.
"No, you"re just fine. Okay, follow me, and don"t let go of my hand."
"I fuckin" got it!"
"Shhh, Kacchan!"
"Shit, my bad."
The two made their way to the end of the hall and Deku opened the door to the stairs, turning back to make sure Katsuki was okay. When the blonde nodded, Deku gave a squeeze to his hand and then walked down the stairs carefully. Once they made it to the main level where the kitchen is, they stepped out of the stairwell and walked into the kitchen. They separated and Deku grabbed two water bottles and his goldfish. Katsuki opened the fridge and stared, his hands on his hips.
"Hmm, what do I want? Fuck if I know. Deku, help me." Katsuki whined, reaching a hand out for Deku to grab. The green-haired teen set down the water and his snacks and grabbed Katsuki"s hand, allowing the blonde to pull him into his chest.
Seems like Kacchan is touchy when he"s intoxicated, it"s kinda cute. Izuku thought with a smile.
Katsuki had positioned them so where Deku"s back away against his chest, his arms around Deku"s shoulders, resting on the smaller teen"s chest.
"I don"t know what I want to eat," Katsuki"s voice was soft his mouth right next to Deku"s ear. "I think I want chips but I can"t move." Deku"s eyebrows furrowed.
"Can"t move? What do you mean?" Deku turned around in Katsuki"s hold, wrapping his arms around the taller teen"s waist. "Want me to grab your chips?" Katsuki nodded but refused to let go of Deku. "Kacchan, I can"t grab them if you don"t let me go."
"I don"t think I can, Deku. I"m scared that if I let you go, I"ll fucking explode and die. So, I guess you"re gonna have to find a way to get the chips with me wrapped around you." Katsuki spoke with a smirk on his face. Deku huffed and turned back around, grabbing Katsuki"s hands and leading them over to the snack cabinet that held most of the chips and other snacky food the class decided to share. Deku reached up and grabbed Katsuki"s spicy chips and shut the cabinet and turned back around in Katsuki"s arms, smirking.
When did this little shit get so fuckin" hot, holy shit I wanna make out with him so goddamn bad. Katsuki thought, a blush growing on his face which caused Deku to smirk more, then lick his lips before biting them gently.
"Let"s go upstairs before we start making out right in the middle of the kitchen "cause I can"t be the only one who feels the sexual tension between us," Deku muttered softly, reaching up with his free hand and placing it on Katsuki"s cheek.
"Yeah, I don"t know when hunger turned into horniness, and honestly, I"m not mad." Katsuki looked down at Deku with hazed red eyes. "But I know we ain"t gonna actually do shit- we"re both pussies who would probably want sober consent before we do anything like that." Deku nodded in agreement and they both took a deep breath, savoring holding each other for a second longer before parting.
"I"m gonna be completely honest, but I do not remember coming down here," Deku admitted and Katsuki broke out in laughter.
"Shit, neither do I, man. I feel like we"ve been down here for fuckin" years, dude." Deku agreed and laughed with Katsuki.
"Alright, let"s grab our shit and head back up to my room. We can watch some All Might videos or some shitty conspiracy theories or whatever else we find." Deku said and grabbed the two water bottles, his goldfish, and Katsuki"s chips. "Grab my elbow, Kacchan."
"You got it, Deku." The blonde did as he was told, grabbing Deku"s elbow.
They walked back to the stairwell and made their way up the stairs, exiting on their floor, and walked to Deku"s room. Katsuki"s free hand reached out to open the door and let the smaller teen walk in first. Once Deku was in, Katsuki walked in and shut the door behind him.
"You mind if I sleep here tonight, nerd? I feel like my bitch-ass might get lost walking back to my room, even if it is just a couple rooms away from yours." Katsuki asked as he sat down on the bed, watching Deku grab his laptop after handing Katsuki his spicy chips and water bottle.
"I don"t mind at all! I kind of expected it after seeing how touchy you got in the kitchen." Deku stated with a soft smile as he sat down next to Katsuki. Deku sat on the part of the bed that was against the window while Katsuki sat on the part that was facing the door. "Let"s eat and watch something, sound good?"
"Fuck yeah, but let"s make out first," Katsuki whispered, setting his chips and water bottle in his lap, reaching out and grabbing Deku"s cheeks. Deku grinned and leaned in, his hands wrapping around Katsuki"s neck, fingers tangling in the soft blonde spikes. Their lips brushed against each other"s for a second before Katsuki finally leaned in and pressed his lips against Deku"s. A soft hum left Deku"s throat and Katsuki smirked in the kiss. The kiss was slow, soft, but a little messy. It went on for about thirty seconds until Deku broke away to breathe.
"Okay, let"s stop before I jump your bones." Deku laughed causing Katsuki to chuckle before leaning in and pressing his head against the other teen"s forehead.
"Thanks for this, Deku. I had fun. Now, let"s watch All Might beat that stupid-ass villain with the blade fingernails!"
"You mean, All Might versus Blade Fingers?"
"Fuckin"- that"s the same thing!"