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Fate can, sometimes, be a veritable bitch.
Lambert has taken this for granted since he was too young to sit properly on his fat toddler ass and, apparently, he has always been right in thinking that the Gods, provided that the Gods exist after all, do not like him one bit.
If they found him even remotely likable in character - which is ultimately the crux of every problem Lambert has ever faced - he wouldn’t be here, shackled and tied up in a damp cell, honored guest of a mage who likes to dab in alchemy and genetics and has a taste for torture, considering how long Lambert has been going on without food or water – or beer for what it’s worth. Even root beer. Or rye or whatever at this point, he’s not picky.Series
- Part 3 of The Random Whump Bingo