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Yes I do! I’ve totally been mulling this over for a couple days, and here’s what I’ve got. This is for the Egoflapbangiplier polyship, because that’s my catch-all Grumpiplier ship. My A/B/O headcannon is the kind where the roles are an evolutionary thing but strictly hormonal, so no mpreg, but the societal attitudes are still that Alphas are the “leaders” and Omegas are the “breeders”.
I think Mark would definitely be an Omega, he seems really maternal and coupled with how reserved he seems to be in his personal life, he’s set up perfectly for the “breeding” role. The pack adopted him in pretty quickly after they met him, everyone could feel the instant “click” of how well he fit with them. Since he doesn’t have kids/pups, he takes care of everyone else and their comfort/happiness is the best thing in the world to him.
Dan is definitely a Beta, just because he’s too relaxed for me to peg him as one of the extremely hormonally-driven roles. I can see him taking care of the Omegas through their heat cycle in ways that Suzy as a hormonally-driven Alpha might not have in the forefront of her mind, like keeping food and cooling packs in the house and cleaning slick off the furniture/making sure any destroyed clothes/furniture/etc are replaced. Not that he’s left out though, he loves that the pack fully includes him, even though he can’t lead or breed.
Arin would also be an Omega, and he’d be the “slutty” kind that you see in smut fics a lot. He wouldn’t pay a lot of attention to when his heats were due and suddenly the house/Grump Space is full of heat hormones and everyone’s blindsided and overcome by instincts because he didn’t warn them that it was coming and it throws everyone into a frenzy for a few days, especially Mark and Suzy because…
Suzy would definitely be the Alpha. She cares so fiercely for her little pack of boys and she’d protect them from absolutely anything. She keeps everybody in line and makes sure that they’re focused on taking care of themselves, too. In addition, when in the bedroom with the pack she’s a total Domme [not just because of her status as an Alpha, but that helps].
All in all, they’re a happy little group full of love and respect for each other.