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After the god-knows-what-happened party at the shrine maiden’s place, the scarlet devil mansion cast went back home dripping with unknown substances.
Except for meiling, she’s fucking dead.
Remolia smartlet sat on her seat (try saying that 3x fast) at the dining hall, along with the rest of the people.
Coca Cola and pad thai sat on one side, Natillas de Leche sat on the other, playing tic tac toe with the ripped humeruses of the fairies she encounterabled on her way back.
Sunkiss stood beside reymiyia and SNEEZED so loud that the chandelier from above crashed onto the table, making everyone pee except for patch oily, who wore an adult diaper prepared for such occasion.
Skunkyaka taps her glass with her knife, and raised it to the air before IMMEDIATELY HAVing A NOSEBLEED AND CATCHING IT WITH THE GLASS.
She slams the cup on rimelias saucer, turning to everyone with a bloody nose running like a faucet.
“Every pony, thank you for joining us today. We’re here to first of, to give a fine toast to the generous shrine maiden that provided a wonderful time for us.”
Everyone cheered, taking their glass of unidentifiable liquid and splashed it all over themselves, becoming soaking wet to represent the state they came into the shrine before.
“Second of all-”
A nearby fairy rolled in a organ with a stand full of fairies dressed as christan angels.
“We’re here to mourn for her death…” Subkunk said sadly……..and wiped a tear of unknown substance.
“WAAAAAAA I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S DEAD!! SHE WAS SO HOT I HAVE 20 BODY PILLOWS OF HER EACH IN A DIFFERENT ANGLE ALONG WITH OVER 200 FIGURINES STOCKPILED IN THE CORNER OF MY BED, AND NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE AMOUNT OF NUDE PHOTOS I PRINTED AND BROUGHT FROM AYA TAPED UP ALL OVER MY ROOM!!” Meiling screamed, climbing out from under the table after her successful resurrection of BEING FUCKED FROM THE ANUS UP BY SAKUYAKU.
Sunkuya glared at the FILTHY green wriggling nightbug worm, but turned her attention back to her audience. Reolimioa smurfed her glass of elegant maid tea, and nodded, clapping.
Suddenly,
“OH HELL NO YOU DON’T!”
ALICE MEGA HEMORRHOID JUMPED THROUGH THE SDMS WINDOW, CARRYING A LIMP MARISA KIRBYWASSABI BEHIND, AND landed on the table, making everyone shit their bloomers, except for pablouchi, who wore an adult diaper prepared for such occasion.
And proceeded to shit herself anyways.
“God, i really FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID ‘我是人气投票中最好的角色，因为我整天都在睡觉.’!!!!!!! I’M GONNA CRUSH YOU JUST LIKE YOU CRUSHED MARISA’S SPINEEEE YOU INSIDE OUT MINT OREO FUCK.” Alice SNARTLED like a baby stork, gesturing with her other hand the limp dick Maribisa to make a point, before throwing her right out the broken window onto the flowerbeds, which fully decomposed her body 10 minutes after.
Alike hopped down into the dining hall, looking at meiling with sexual murder intent, and GRABBED HER BY THE G-CUP BOOB AND DRAGGED HER OUT, BEATING THE QI OUT OF HER WITH A SPIKED DILDO AS DOLLS AROUND HER TIED HER UP TO PREPARE FOR THE ultimate bdsm experience.
As meilings pleasurable cries rang out throughout the halls, the angel choir started singing as the melancholic organ filled the background…everyone closed their eyes, mourning the loss of the not-so-eternal shrine maiden…
“AW JESUS FUCK MY ASSHOLE~!” meiling cried from the corner.
Remelia smartass stood up on her chair, but compared to skunkuya, she still looked like the disabled midgets of inchlings.
“Here lies Reimu Hacockrei…a great wife and mentor…her armpits will be missed…” remolia wiped her eyeballs of nue substance, snoofubling..
Everyone shed tears of nuenis, while also getting turned on by the screams of the gatekeeper trying to drown out the sounds of singing and organ.
THE END.
Doremy flips her book shut, breathing out a sigh mixed with relief and disappointment. She turns to you, the reader.
“Is this what you wanted? Out of all the things a mind can create, this is what you wanted?”