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Introducing
THE HOBBIT: THE SUICIDAL ATTEMPTS
Something that attempts to be a visual novel
Bilbo Baggins asks you to join him in recapping the suicidal attempts he had so far in the story!
PC: https://bit.ly/vividpast-thtsa-pc
Android: https://bit.ly/vividpast-thtsa-mobile
Since this is not a game downloaded through the app store or any authenticated source, devices (MAC and Android, for example) might prevent you from opening it. If you trust Author (should you really?), be sure to disable the security block for it.
Featuring:
~ 2 hours of gameplay
~ 6,000 words of cringy dialogue from Author
~ 4 Endings 1 Secret Ending
~ A lot of silliness and crack and cheesiness and randomness
Disclaimer:
Author owns none of it all, and does not claim to do so! Assets are gotten from various resources like:
~ SoundBible
~ Google Images
~ Youtube
~ Chibi Dollmaker
~ South Park Character Maker
This visual novel is made for fun and not for profit!
WARNING/S:
~ Possibly disturbing sound effects
~ No graphic images but there may be graphic imagery ('cause I'm a writer, my man, not an artist)
~ Dark humor ahoy!
~ Not very user-friendly, to be honest. There may be times you think the game hanged but no, that was on purpose lmao
~ This is a big game because of the assets I've inserted, sorry! Be sure to have a bit of space before trying to download it.
Developer Notes:
This . . . was not meant to see the light of day. I finished this back in January 2020, and I was playing it again and again for my enjoyment. I warn you and I apologize to you now: this is not really user-friendly as it was made specifically for me, and not general audiences. It has also a big game file because I was too lazy to cut the music into an appropriate length.
Aaaaand, there may be a couple of bugs. Please comment or on itch if you've found a major one!
It's been like, 1 ½ year since I updated this story, and I thought maybe at least one of you guys might enjoy this. It's the only thing I can give you wonderful people right now.
Unfortunately, my muse is running in other fandoms for quite a while now. I'm not quite sure I can continue this story. I think I lost my rhythm for it. I'm really happy a lot of people seem to find comfort in it, and I thank you all for the amazing comments/encouragements you have sent my way!
And thank you so much, Hannah!
Maybe someday, after I've burned through the my other fanfiction, I can go back to this. Who knows!
If you have any more questions, I'll be answering through comments or I'll be editing this page to answer it.
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