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“Terrible day?” Suguru asked, as Shoko threw her coat down, and then buried her face into Satoru's tits.
“Me too.” Suguru sympathized, head pillowed on her thighs.
Satoru grinned, “Well! I have great news. Well, actually a good news, fufufu,” She giggled, pleased by her own joke.
Shoko and Suguru looked at each other.
The day Satoru found out she was pregnant was the worst day for the entire jujutsu world and the best for her. The first thing she did was make a gleeful command that Shoko and Suguru weren't allowed to smoke around her, the house or even the school, and watching them flail to come up with a response then realising that there was no other choice, was amazing. Afterall she'd been trying to get them to quit for ages, going so far as to sacrifice her sweets and lollipops by replacing them with their cigarettes but both of them were terrible enablers for each other.
Shoko had turned and poked Suguru in the chest, “Don't know how to use a condom?! Attend a sex-ed class with the kids!”
Gojo had giggled, both of them were so mean and terrible and never said the right things but would also decimate the entire world if someone tried to even touch Gojo right now, it was lovely!!
“Should we not tell Yuuji kun? For Sukuna to know she's..” Shoko began.
Hmm, it could be terrible Gojo thought since Sukuna was always bitching and unhappy that someone as strong as Satoru existed in these times..for there to be a baby with her and Suguru, possibly the only person who matched her strength, (Megumi probably would though given enough time) It could be …
“Nah, with mine and Suguru's blood ...that bastard would probably be extremely curious about the challenge and might even protect our child to a fighting age, fufufu,” She laughed.
Suguru and Shoko looked horrified.
Gojo patted his arm, and her face.
***
They'd made a mistake, oh they'd made a huge mistake.They'd said something about how her having a baby would make her weak.
For people to force age-old human-made concepts of gender norms on Satoru was such a big mistake that even Nanami was standing back and watching, probably just as delighted on the inside as Yuuji and Nobara looked on the outside.
Satoru regularly threatened murder and mayhem on the old men controlling the strings of the world, but she never removed her manic giggly self during those times, letting them all think she wasn't completely serious.
Now there was no smile on her face as she took to the skies, she'd taken off her blindfold, her hair was floating around her, luminescent and the very air ran with current.
Her arctic blue eyes looked completely cold, terrifying and inhuman.
Freezing everyone in place.
“I, alone am the honoured one,” Her voice thundered like a godly prophecy.
“You're like super horny right now, aren't you?” Shoko said by his side, watching Satoru.
Suguru swallowed. “Aren't you too?”
“Fuck, yeah, totally.” Shoko admitted, completely unashamed.
“Don't you just love it when she goes god complex on us? I want her to sit on my face right now.”
Behind them Yuta choked on air.
“Oops.” Shoko said, “Little too loud there I guess. When is she going to stop floating,”
“Let her put the fear of god in them a little more before you steal her away,” Yaga said wryly.
Yuta was still choking, Maki thumped him on the back with no remorse and probably broke his spine.
**
“Yuuji-kun!!” Satoru exclaimed, “are you taking Megumi chan away from me?!”
“Who is taking who—” Yuuji squeaked.
Megumi drolled, “You're not my mother.”
Gojo buried her face in her hands, and wailed, “First Yuta and now you, all my children are just abandoning me!!” She accused.
Megumi stared at her for a second then sighed, “If we wanted to we can't, with you alone...” He looked to the side, “our new sibling would definitely turn out to be a maniac.”
Gojo gasped, “oh! oh megumi chaaaaa—
“Don't hug—mggmnmr.”
“Can you please rescue my boyfriend.” Yuuji asked Suguru.
“Not even if I tried,” Suguru replied honestly. Then he added, “I think the girls will try to fight you both.”
“What!” Yuuji asked, dismayed.
“For elder sibling rights or as such, I'm not too sure,”
“What!” Yuuji repeated, “Why! Wait, why only us and not Yuta?!”
“They find Yuta too scary,” Geto said, amused, as Yuuji agreed with a shudder.
**
“Fufufu..” Satoru danced around him, “What is Nanami doing here?”
Nanami scowled, and removed his shoes, handing her two bags full to the brim with... groceries?! What.
“I don't trust any of you to keep a fridge stocked or to cook a healthy meal.” He said moving into her kitchen, folding up his sleeves and washing his hands.
“Nanami!” Gojo cried delighted, “Are you cooking for me?”
Nanami sighed. “Yes. Sit.”
Satoru had been experiencing
terrible morning sickness for the past week and a half, barely keeping anything in. Shoko had fussed and fussed with medicines but nothing had helped.
Eating the light miso soup Nanami cooked for her, she felt her stomach settle for the first time.
“Nanami,” She asked. “Will you be my husband.”
“No.” He said, washing the dishes.
“Then..will you be their god parent?” Her voice was casual but Nanami knew this time she was just as serious as the last time, when she'd asked him to look after Yuuji.
He turned and met her eyes, no one spoke for a minute.
“Yes.” Nanami said, and went back to washing the dishes. “I'll be here tomorrow after work too. Start eating healthy.”
Satoru hugged him and then wrapped around him like a koala for good measure.
“Thankyou.”
**
When they met the Gojo clan...well.
“She's the mother of my child,” Satoru said, patting her big tummy, holding Shoko's hand to it.
Suguru sighed.
Without any denying, Shoko added, “Yes I put the baby in her with nothing but seven inches of silicon.”
There were some wheezing noises. Satoru's mother in particular, looked like she'd swallowed a poisonous fruit with spikes.
Geto had confessed that he may indulge in some light murder if Gojo's family made any noise about terminating their child, so they had come, in the very late stages of it to make an announcement. But now, Gojo's mother yelled,
“How can you have a child out of wedlock! The shame you've already brought upon our family by having it with..with..” She turned to look at him.
Geto smiled, cold blooded,
“Atleast marry him!”
“Hmmm,” Gojo said.
“Marry me,” He offered with a shrug.
“No,” She said decisively, “You and Shoko marry each other, I'll be the sexy mistress!”
“I'm a lesbian,”
“She's a lesbian.”
**
Ofcourse, ofcourse when the strongest sorcerer on the planet went into labour, the curse users planned an attack. Everyone knew it was coming. Still didn't make Geto any less homicidal about having to separate from Satoru.
“Go,” She said, blinking, her eyes were twisted with pain for the first in a very long time. He really didn't—
“Um.” Yuuji said, twisting his hands, “Sukuna is kind of raging in here, he says he'll take care of them....? And to tell you to, um. ohmygod,” He went red, “I'm not going to say that!”
Satoru laughed, “Did he tell me to birth him a strong challenge, he did, didn't he! Well sure, whatever, I kind of really want two hands here to squeeze, just don't let him destroy the hospital.”
Yuta reassured, “We'll watch him.”
It took three hours for their children to be born. Shoko panicked everytime Satoru closed her eyes even for a brief second, Suguru was sure his hand had at least three broken fingers, the obstetrician didn't appreciate Gojo's attempts at humor at all.
They didn't have six eyes, it was probably sure they wouldn't, but for the first time Suguru and Shoko saw Satoru cry, big, fat tears dripping down her face.
The tears were full of relief, but even then the sight of Satoru crying was forever going to break them both every time they thought about it.
“What are you going to name them?”
A girl and a boy.
“I,” Satoru said with great importance,
“You're not naming our children over sweets by the way.” Suguru vetoed.
“... Have no idea, will leave that responsibility up to you both.”
“Hey,” Shoko said, holding their girl in her arms, a rare look of absolute devotion on her face.
“Hmm?” Suguru asked from where he was watching their son sleep in the crib by the bed where Satoru passed out, drooling on her pillow.
“I'm really glad it's you both.” That's all she said.
Suguru smiled.