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Boom boom: okay who ate my curry I just wanna talk
Pika pika: I'm sorry it was me
Boom boom: target acquired
Red: KAMI RUN
Pika pika: AAAAAAAAAA
Jax: what did Denks do this time?
Small might: he ate Kacchan's curry
Jax: he deserves this
Pika pika: mean!
Pika pika: for those of you who actually care about my wellbeing I'm hiding in Todoroki's room rn
Boom boom: OPEN UP HALF N HALF
Icythot: no
Frog: so nonchalant
Pika pika: ty Todoroki!!!
Boom boom: icyhot you are harboring a CRIMINAL and I am the fucking LAW
Round: what kind of messed up world am I living in if Bakugou is the law???
Boom boom: shut up I am a beacon of justice
Boom boom: Kaminari come out here and face me right now or I'll tell them
Pink: it's getting interesting now
Round: he even used his real name and everything
Frog: tell us what, kero?
Pika pika: you tell them my secret and I'll tell them yours
Jax: mutually assured destruction
Small might: Kacchan would definitely be the Soviets in this analogy
Boom boom: what??? Why am I the bad guy???
Jax: you kinda do have that gay communist vibe
Boom boom: oh shut up
Boom boom: half n half are you going to keep sheltering that coward or is he going to come out here and fight me like a fucking man?
Icythot: I'd rather not get expelled for letting you two get into a fight
Boom boom: dunce face?
Pika pika: no way in hell
Boom boom: looks like we're doing this the fun way, then
Pika pika: you and me both, man.
Pika pika: I can't wait to see the look on Kiri's face when he finds out.
Red: wait, what?
Boom boom: oh really now?
Boom boom: wonder how half n half'll feel about you being in his room when he finds out. Bet he'll kick you out and I'll get to beat your ass right here in the hallway.
Icythot: finds out what?
Flex tape: why does it sound like he's talking about something sexual when he says "beat your ass right here in the hallway"???
Boom boom: you ready, dunce face? I'm about to ruin your friendship forever.
Pika pika: I hope you're ready, dude, 'cause your best friend'll be way more fucked up when this is over.
Boom boom: big talk from the guy who has a crush on the guy whose room he's hiding in
Icythot: what???
Pink: t e a
Pika pika: oh yeah???
Pika pika: big talk from the guy who's had a crush on his best friend since Kamino!
Invisibitch: ☕
Red: Bakugou has a crush on Midoriya???
Boom boom: HELL NO!
Small might: um, he most certainly does not.
Red: then who is it?
Boom boom: it's you, you idiot!
Boom boom: god, you've got such a thick fucking skull
Boom boom: I swear it's nothing but rocks in that brain of yours
Pink: don't insult my Kiri baby!
Red: ???
Red: literally how was I supposed to know about this
Boom boom: I dunno, maybe because I've been flirting with you for three months now
Small might: Kacchan really has been trying
Red: I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU SINCE THE USJ ATTACK!
Boom boom: WELL THEN I GUESS WE'RE BOTH IDIOTS!
Flex tape: I love how they're both just screaming at each other via text
Red: GUESS SO!
Jax: god just fuck already
Red: don't joke about that!
Boom boom: maybe we fucking will, lobes!
Red: wait what
Boom boom: what
Icythot: all this over a plate of curry