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practically a ladybug compass ✓ @ladyblog
i never thought i’d be the one to say this but ladybug needs to stop hero-ing
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
if you mean what i think you mean then yes
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kiNg jULiAn @iwishiwasmort
wait what do you mean if you know what you think she means
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eurydice made bad choices @theatrebuffforlife
well that hurt to read
camembert @litter_allychatnoir
okay so everybody has been asking about it, so i’m just gonna address the issue, okay?
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
yes, LB is having a hard time adjusting after TBOTM (the battle of the miraculous), and no, it won’t affect paris’ safety. i’m sure all of you saw the news clip that @lbandcntheories posted last week, so i probably don’t need to say this, but (1/?)
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
ladybug is trying to get over the loss of a close friend. please do not intrude on the lives of anybody involved as it’s a super private matter!! i understand that’s a lot to ask as it is, but at the very least don’t ask LB about it or try to (2/3)
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
track down the people affected by the incident. anyway, there will probably be a bit of an adjustment period on both our parts, but don’t worry! paris is as safe as it can be <3
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chat noir is best @highonhelium
do you see this man?? this is what we need more of in life
missing LB hours @LBupdates
days without a ladybug post: 4
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yes-ica @noisahardword
i understand that something is going on with her, but i miss @super_redbug :( hope she feels better soon
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missing LB hours @LBupdates
we all do D:
akuma alerts 24/7 ✓ @AKUMAWATCH
Lady Wifi, Princess Fragrance, Timebreaker, Horrificator, and Reflekta akumas spotted near Dupain-Cheng Bakery
2:36 PM
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frogman @whataboutwartwood
what the hell.
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akuma alerts 24/7 ✓ @AKUMAWATCH
don’t ask us, we don’t know either
i am groot @guardians.ofsmoothies
IS ANYBODY ELSE SEEING THE SCARY PACK OF AKUMAS CHASING THE DUPAIN-CHENG GIRL DOWN THE STREET?? WHAT DID SHE DO???
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practically a ladybug compass ✓ @ladyblog
She’s keeping secrets. We only want answers. Don’t move now, your phone is closer to Marinette than I am. :)
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i am groot @guardians.ofsmoothies
WHATZXHZJVSAVJHAWKHDALWD ASDHJVWA
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buddy <3 @greattalkokaybye
wait that’s genuinely terrifying is she just going to phone hop everybody in parixahfjvsxasibj
i like rose...s @julekaneedscoffee
Has anyone seen Marinette?
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okay but hear me out @kimgoswim
juleka please can you not chase mari around paris even though she’s not talking to anybody about her problems and very clearly hasn’t been taking care of herself
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okay but hear me out @kimgoswim
…nvm, where are you i have some rope we can tie her down with
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i like rose...s @julekaneedscoffee
Corner of Rue de la Paix and Rue Daunou
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okay but hear me out @kimgoswim
omw
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max-imum effort @maxandmarkov
kim wtf
akuma alerts 24/7 ✓ @AKUMAWATCH
Lady Wifi akuma has been resolved, Gang of Secrets akumas sighted along Bd Saint-Germain
2:51 PM
madly clumsy ✓ @super_redbug
it’s come to my attention that i haven’t been the best at socializing very recently? so, as a manner of feeding the flames, i give you: rena rouge! @majestic_mirage
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
wait wait wait what
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singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
oh this is going to be fun
direct messages: camembert & madly clumsy
camembert: milady not to question your authority
camembert: but i was under the impression twitter was kind of a no no for the alternates?
madly clumsy: look chat it’s
madly clumsy: it’s kind of complicated?
madly clumsy: i just need a little bit of help, i guess
camembert: am i not helping?
madly clumsy: oh god no, chat, that’s not
madly clumsy: listen
camembert: no no i got it LB
madly clumsy: chat
madly clumsy: chat noir please
singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
a bunch of people suggested a Q&A session! so go ahead and AMA :)
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nerf or nothing @forgottoreload
why are you only on twt now?
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singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
ladybug hadn’t given us alternate heroes the greenlight yet!
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brutal out here @testytestyturtles
are the others going to get accounts too??
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singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
sorry, i actually don’t know :(
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brutal out here @testytestyturtles
aww
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
how close are you with ladybug?
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singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
we get along, but we’re probably not as close-knit as you two lovebirds >:/
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
haha, yeah.
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rue to the dolf and @heretothegolf
,,,we’re all sensing the jealousy here right?
direct messages: madly clumsy & singing in the rain-a
singing in the rain-a: okay girl what happened with chat noir
singing in the rain-a: he’s acting weird
madly clumsy: it’s nothing
singing in the rain-a: no that’s not nothing honey
madly clumsy: he just had a bad reaction to me letting you get a twitter
madly clumsy: i think
madly clumsy: probably
singing in the rain-a: well he kinda seems insecure about us alternates in general
singing in the rain-a: don’t tell me you haven’t seen it
madly clumsy: well, yeah, but what am i meant to do?
madly clumsy: you know i need the help
singing in the rain-a: you could always ask chat for the help sweetheart
madly clumsy: he’s got enough on his plate already
madly clumsy: i don’t want to overwhelm him just because i’m having trouble adjusting
singing in the rain-a: you didn’t even know what time it was yesterday when you called me
singing in the rain-a: it was four in the morning and you hadn’t slept in two days
madly clumsy: i need to get the potion right
madly clumsy: i just, please
singing in the rain-a: it’s okay, i get it: i take care of the media, you focus on being a martyr
madly clumsy: i’m not a martyr, you’re a martyr
singing in the rain-a: take a nap please
direct messages: camembert & singing in the rain-a
singing in the rain-a: [Attached Image: An edited screenshot of the previous conversation between Rena Rouge and Ladybug. The line containing a mention of a potion has been scribbled out with rushed strokes. The text that is left visible leaves one to assume that Ladybug was only doing what she thought was best despite herself.]
singing in the rain-a: she’s not trying to upset you, chat
camembert:
singing in the rain-a: she just doesn’t have her head on straight right now
singing in the rain-a: and she needs someone to keep it on her shoulders
camembert: you’re doing well enough
singing in the rain-a: that doesn’t make me you, chat
singing in the rain-a: that doesn’t make me the support she wants.
akuma alerts 24/7 ✓ @AKUMAWATCH
Mr. Pigeon (72) spotted and resolved earlier in the hour. Sorry for the lack of alert, our team was caught in the cross-feathers.
6:37 PM
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
that was amazing i am so proud right now
papillon is a butterfly terrorist @lbandcntheories
so, we caught a glimpse of Mr. Ramier after the 72nd Mr. Pigeon incident, and we saw something strange! he had this little round charm, had the strangest color scheme and these dots on them that looked like ladybug spots.
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papillon is a butterfly terrorist @lbandcntheories
we asked him about it, since it was something even he was looking at like it was brand new, despite just having been akumatized moments prior, and he said this:
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papillon is a butterfly terrorist @lbandcntheories
“It’s just a little charm Ladybug gave me. She says it can protect me and my pigeons from negative emotions! No more akumatizations for me and my feathered friends, no, sir.”
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papillon is a butterfly terrorist @lbandcntheories
not only that, but Rena Rouge was spotted leaving the scene with Ladybug!! so much to investigate, we might just have to ask @ladyblog for help >:)
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practically a ladybug compass ✓ @ladyblog
yeah,,, i’ll actually have to pass on that, sorry! D:
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great danes are so cute @bibbibgibgib
woah, that’s new??
direct messages: camembert & madly clumsy
camembert: i’m sorry.
camembert: i was being inconsiderate, of course you need help
camembert: i wasn’t as close with master fu like you were, and i didn’t have to take up his mantle after he forgot all about me
camembert: you’re still getting used to everything that got pushed on you and i made it worse
camembert: i’m sorry
madly clumsy: you don’t need to apologize chat
madly clumsy: i should be the one saying sorry
madly clumsy: i’ve been ignoring you a lot lately because of all this stuff
camembert: that’s okay
madly clumsy: no, not really chat
madly clumsy: i’m sorry i haven’t been giving you the attention you deserve
camembert: and i’m sorry i haven’t been there like you deserved
camembert: …wanna go see a movie?
madly clumsy: no cheesy rom coms
camembert: of course, meow-lady
camembert @litter_allychatnoir
<3
[Attached Image: Chat Noir’s perspective of Ladybug looking at what must be a movie as she sits in a row of empty movie theater seats. She’s eating popcorn with one hand out of a large red-and-white striped paper bag, and her other hand is occupied by Cat Noir’s. Their fingers are intertwined with hands resting on the armrest between them.]
[Ladybug is smiling.]
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henry IN danger @cartoonsaremorerealistic
HE FEEDS US ONCE AGAIN
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singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
thank you, chat. she needed that.
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
i couldn’t live without that smile regardless, rena
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singing in the rain-a @majestic_mirage
you’re not all that mangy of a tomcat, are you?
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camembert @litter_allychatnoir
and you’re not as much of a sneak as i thought.
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i’m feeling things rn @butimissmyloverman
this feels like a truce, is this a truce??
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rue to the dolf and @heretothegolf
take it as it is.
France trends
#LADYNOIR
#LBCNMOVIEDATE
Rena Rouge
#givecarapacetwt
#LoveOnTourParis