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[no 1 brason stans]
4:07 pm
imnotemo: do u have the alc
ur so emo: no u were supposed to get it
imnotemo: no u were
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u were
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u were
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: no u
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: fine but you come with me
imnotemo: AHA! I WON
ur so emo: there was literally no competition ???
imnotemo: potato potato
imnotemo: yellow yellow dirty fellow
ur so emo: you are such a child.
imnotemo: no u
ur so emo: get your ass down here or your not getting the aux
imnotemo: ugh coming i’m not hearing your stupid straight songs
[two dumb blondes]
willie: annabeth
annie: WILL ISTG its normal to start conversation
annie: all you have to say is “hey nico hows the party planning going”
willie: but isn"t that so desp..
willie: like no wonder your single
annie: shut up little bitch boy
willie: okay wait i have an idea
[will solace and nico di angelo]
4:14 pm
will solace: er hey nico, how"s the party
will solace: planning going
will solace: just wanted to say annabeth and i might be a little late
will solace: for the thing
will solace: so erm,,
[two dumb blondes]
4:16 pm
willie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
annie: did ya do it
willie: {SCREENSHOT}
annie: were the 5 messages really necessary..?
willie: I PANICKED OKAY
annie: MORE IMPORTANTLY
annie: WE ARE NOT GOINGF TO BE LATE
annie: GOING*
annie: WE ARE HAVE TO BE THERE 10PM SHARP
annie: DOT TEN PM BEING LATE IS FOR LOSERS
willie: were the 5 messages really necessary..?
annie: shut up little bitch boy
[will solace and nico di angelo]
4:47pm
nico di angelo: oh okay i"ll let jason know
will solace: yeah ty
nico di angelo: yeah np <3
nico di angelo: sorry i meant (:
will solace: yeah typos yeah..
[pine trees are punk rock]
falloutboy: GUYS
hirohamada: what did he do now?
hirohamada: breathe??
falloutboy: you think your so funny
hirohamada: i don"t think (1/2)
falloutboy: yeah that much was evident
hirohamada: (2/2) i know i am
clairo: she came prepared
falloutboy: fuck you thalia
hirohamada: ly too xxx
falloutboy: {SCREENSHOT}
clairo: you"ve got to stop dying every time the boy breathes in your direction its unhealthy
clairo: look i get it he"s cute and i can see how you’d get along
clairo: but if your gonna blow up every times he says something and not do anything at all about it then
clairo: i don"t know your a grown adult you know what to do
clairo: and as annoying this is it"s entertaining so
falloutboy: yeah
clairo: <3 ?
falloutboy: …..<3 ig
clairo: good
[someone name this]
9:57 pm
jasonsbro: we’re nearly there
jasonsbro: frank is very excited
jasonsbro: voice message: er is this recording?-yeah it is hazel- oh okay hi everyone hi say hi frank- hi nico thanks for hosting this, jason too- yes thank you bye we’re coming b..
ilypercy: the house of grace awaits you
pipurr: jesus
edwardcullen: there"s about 15 people here already
edwardcullen: three of them are drunk
edwardcullen: i hate it
pipurr: jesus pt.2
pipurr: we’re were nearly there
pipurr: but then leo decided the A/C was making noises
pipurr: (when it very much was not)
pipurr: and now i"m in the middle of the street and my feet are cold
flamingleo69: sorrrrryyyy pipes (yes it was !!!!!)
jasonsbro: annabeth where you
jasonsbro: oh yeah and Will
annabeth: we’re coming will had a thing
daddygaga: annabeths fourth cousin died
annabeth: what no
flamingleo69: what
ilypercy: what
edwardcullen: what
daddygaga: no sorry i had a dentist appointment
daddygaga: a different annabeth
daddygaga: her fourth cousin passed away
daddygaga: very sad
daddygaga: annabeth lace you wouldn"t know her
pipurr: okay Will…
pipurr: i"ll just pretend it"s the anaesthesia
pipurr: leo says we’ll reach in 6 minutes
pipurr: hold on to your hats i look extra sexy today
annabeth: 🛐 🛐 🛐
[pine trees are punk rock]
11:37pm
falloutboy: og sgit hes hee=re
falloutboy: he us gere
falloutboy: in my flay
falloutboy: lookinigf prtty
falloutboy: prety stupid \
falloutboy: ;(((((((((((((((((
clairo: oh lok sad boi hrs
hirohamada: alxa play despactio
hirohamada: despacito
[will solace and nico di angelo]
12:12 pm
nico di angelo: hOWS your teefs
nico di angelo: TEEEETH
nico di angelo: waht a funy woord teeth
will solace: MY TETH?
nico di angelo: yah thats why you webtr to teh doctors yaj ?? .
will solace: OH YEAJ TEETH
will solace: THYRE FINE
will solace: HW R U
nico di angelo: muychb better niw thanks for asking
will solace: oh
will solace: YAYAY
nico di angelo changed will solace’s name to “pretty”
prtty: thank youj
prtty: YOU TOO
[jlo who jleo yas!!]
2:37 am
jayjaycool: drink lots of water baby gn
jayjaycool: ill pick you up in the morning <3
lalaleo: OKAY BBY GN LY ONLY <33