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pew pew - it’s crazy that this chat has been dead for like two years
meow meow - OH MY GOD
meow meow - HI GUYS
snow miser - it’s been such a long time i forgot about this
skippy - i had a feeling this gc would revive today
stfu - ain’t no way
pinkie pie (real) - HELLOOOOO MY DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!!
half n half - ok nikolai im looking at my phone i see that the gc is active
pinkie pie (real) - :oD
actually better than you - omgggg hi guys
pew pew - hi babe <3
actually better than you - hi <333
snow miser - woah when did you two start dating?
pew pew - been about 6 months now :)
actually better than you - we haven’t talked in a while tanizaki omg sorry
snow miser - no dw abt it lol!! everyone’s been busy
stfu - especially ykw
the mummy - who would that be tachihara
stfu - UMMMM FYODOR . DUH
pinkie pie (real) - NOT TOO BUSY TO ANSWER THE GC! WHERE IS SHE
half n half - i think she’s with chuuya rn
pinkie pie (real) - UGHHHHH
meow meow - i forgot abt that omg
half n half - i wish i could forget about it
half n half - they’re not even in our faces about it just nikolai won’t shut up
pinkie pie (real) - this is the hottest gossip since tatsuhiko switched schools sigma what am i SUPPOSED to do
half n half - mind your business???
pinkie pie (real) - NEVER
pew pew - wait shibusawa switched schools? omg i wondered where he went
meow meow - dude i thought he died
the winner takes it all - I’m still in this gc you know
pinkie pie (real) - TATSUHIKOOOOOOO
the winner takes it all - hello
whomst - I wasn’t anticipating this groupchat making an appearance today.
skippy - that’s what you have me for!
skippy - also you were in a writing coma
whomst - the drama guild is very demanding
five foot fucking three - you gonna tell me what the new play is or what?
five foot fucking three - shit i thought this was a dm
five foot fucking three - whats this gc doing alive
pew pew - CHUUYA
pinkie pie (real) - CHUUYA!
five foot fucking three - lmao hi everybody
pinkie pie (real) - can you tell dos-kun to look at her phone PLEAAAAAAASE
five foot fucking three - i would but she’s asleep
half n half - for once
meow meow - i didn’t wanna ask before bc i didn’t wanna be disrespectful
meow meow - but am i not the only person who’s come out since this gc died
half n half - help?
five foot fucking three - no atsushi you’re not
meow meow - i mean i know abt ryuu she and i came out at the same time but
five foot fucking three - well fedya did too . me also lmao
meow meow - wait omg what pronouns should i be using for y’all
pinkie pie (real) - chuuya FORGOT to mention me as well
half n half - as much as i’d like to be a part of this. i’ve been out lmao
five foot fucking three - fedya uses she and i use she/he
the mummy - hey i came out too
five foot fucking three - we know dazai. atsushi knows that
the mummy - i can still be included can’t i?!?!!?
five foot fucking three - sure
meow meow - ok!!! thank you chuuya :)
five foot fucking three - np atsushi
pinkie pie (real) - DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME AND MY PRONOUNS!!!!!
meow meow - no omg i do
pinkie pie (real) - he/she!!!!!
meow meow - very cool!!
stfu - dude atsushi you’re like. super nice
meow meow - oh thank you!!!!!!
stfu - no seriously like you’re such a sweet person i’ve never met anyone who hates you except akutagawa and she didn’t actually hate you and y’all r together now obviously but like seriously you’re like so nice
half n half - i have to agree. i know we’re not super close but you really are a very nice person atsushi
meow meow - stopppppp guys i’m gonna cry
doc mcstuffins - i’m always in on some atsushi loving
doc mcstuffins - though this gc is not where i expected it to be hello
meow meow - hi yosano!!!!
doc mcstuffins - hey atsushi
doc mcstuffins - back to the atsushi loving
five foot fucking three - real as fuck i love her
five foot fucking three - we should hang out more @meow meow
meow meow - !!!!!!! i’d love that
five foot fucking three - just lmk when ur free i’ll treat u to milkshakes or smth
meow meow - omg
meow meow - you guys are too nice to me
actually better than you - no way you’re like. way too nice to us
actually better than you - still don’t know how ryuu pulled you
#brocken - rude.
five foot fucking three - ryuu have you just been lurking
#brocken - no
actually better than you - yes
daddy ratty - chuuya where did you go
pinkie pie (real) - SHE WAKES! HELLO FEDYA
half n half - hi fyodor
daddy ratty - hello
five foot fucking three - sorry fedya im getting a snack ill brb
the mummy - you all are STILL ignoring MY coming out
meow meow - well everyone knows already dazai….
the mummy - SO MEAN
half n half - i’ll humor her. what pronouns do you use dazai
the mummy - i use any pronouns thank you for asking SIGMA
five foot fucking three - does anyone know if the vending machine in the third floor annex works
half n half - yeah it does it’s just a bit finicky
half n half - with the right tricks you can get several things
five foot fucking three - shit really?
half n half - mhm!
half n half - i can come up and help you with it if you want
five foot fucking three - please
pinkie pie (real) - you’re ABANDONING me??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
half n half - i don’t even know where you went????
pinkie pie (real) - that’s for me to know ;)
half n half - then how can i. you know what i don’t care i’m going to help chuuya
the mummy - chuuuyaaaaa why are you ignoring my coming out
five foot fucking three - i was literally the first person you came out to dazai wtf r u talking abt
five foot fucking three - i assume atsushi was only asking bc she’s not close w me and fedya
fthe mummy - ughhhh don’t call that rat such a cutesy nickname
five foot fucking three - ??? that rat is my girlfriend why would i not call her a nickname. also like sigma and nikolai call her that too???
five foot fucking three - what is up your ass today you’re being extra annoying shitty dazai
the mummy - because chuuya’s been IGNORING me!
five foot fucking three - ???? no i have not we literally walked to school together this morning
the mummy - and then you immediately ran off to hang out with that rat!
daddy ratty - because i am her girlfriend, dazai. naturally she would want to spend time with me :)
pew pew - omg wait dostoevsky do you want me to change your user i just realized
daddy ratty - i can do it, thank you
daddy ratty changed their nickname!
fyodor dostoevsky - there
pinkie pie (real) - NO WAY FEDYA THATS SO BORING
pinkie pie (real) changed 3 nicknames!
james - ah
jessie - hehehehehehe
meowth - i am not fucking meowth
five foot fucking three - LMAOOOO
five foot fucking three - idk sigma i can see the resemblance
meowth - did you want my help with the vending machine or would you rather starve
five foot fucking three - sorry sorry fedya’s gotta have smth to eat
james - i really don’t
five foot fucking three - you really do
five foot fucking three - anyway kolya yk thats still a masc nickname technically
jessie - are u implying that james pokemon is not a beautiful lesbian woman
five foot fucking three - right my bad
the mummy - does that mean chuuya thinks that rat is a beautiful lesbian woman, really?
five foot fucking three - yes shitty dazai. i think my girlfriend (who is a lesbian woman) is beautiful
five foot fucking three - what the actual fuck is your problem
the mummy - chuuya’s fraternizing with the ENEMY
the mummy - of course i’d be concerned!
five foot fucking three - fedya being your chess rival or whatever doesn’t make her “the enemy”
five foot fucking three - and like i said probably ten times by now she’s my girlfriend dazai
five foot fucking three - i’m not forcing you to like her or anything we’re not in daycare but show her some fucking respect. i know thats basically impossible for you but if you ever cared about me at all (which i know you do you fucking asshole) you’ll do it
five foot fucking three - are we clear?
the mummy - crystal~
jessie - fedya your gf is hot as fuck
james - i know~