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There comes a time in every man, woman, and child’s life where they feel a call, deep within themselves. A call that just cannot be ignored, no matter how badly you might want to, or even how much it might interfere with your life, you simply must answer the call.
And that call… Is the call to go to the bathroom.
Specifically, I really had to pee.
Unfortunately even being in the Director’s chair didn’t make me exempt from that little fact of life and, after quickly shooting off the email I was working on, hopped up from my desk and did a very normal, unhurried walk to the door.
As soon as I opened it I heard the sound of laughter and peeked out of the crack to see-
‘Well… I don’t know how I didn’t notice that.’
Out in front of me, hanging around Missy’s desk, was Assault and Battery, the former sitting on a chair next to hers, no doubt pulled from the other side of the room, while the latter simply stood with her arms crossed.
Battery was looking away from me so I couldn’t see her expression, but I could certainly imagine it given I got the same one from her every time.
Assault was the one doing the laughing though, seeming to still be calming down from something hysterical, while Missy sat at her desk looking at him, half-amused but still kind of annoyed, like she didn’t want to admit what he said was funny.
From my few encounters with the man, I could see that.
Still, while I wanted to hole up in the office, my bladder was laying out some pretty compelling points, also known as pangs of strain, why that would be a bad idea.
So, using every ounce of stealth I had, I decided to simply try and sneak by the Cape Brigade over here and make my way to the bathroom unmolested.
…That was supposed to be a turn of phrase, but with the way things have gone it doesn’t really feel like it…
Focusing back on the present, I actually did push the door open… Only for its loud creak to immediately draw three heads to me.
‘Fuck.’
“Director Murphy,” Battery greeted rather curtly with a short nod as she turned to face me more fully, her glare moving along my body as if to scope me out for threats.
‘As if she wasn’t the scary one here.’
“Hey Director!” Assault greeted cheerily, the laughs wearing off by now. “We were just on break and decided to catch up with our little Ward rep here!” He said, taking the girl’s shoulder and giving her a firm shake.
The act of which had the blonde throwing him a rather annoyed glare thrown his way. “Well I’m not on break, so all you’re doing is interfering with my work,” She said rather stiffly.
Assault let out a deep, overly affronted gasp, but before he could say anything Battery nodded. “That’s what I told him too.”
“Et Tu, wife?” He declared with all the gravitas of a middle school theater kid, overselling things by a country mile, and not helped when he placed his arm on his forehead, leaning back in the chair enough that he started to lose balance.
Still, even with how overly affected it all was, I couldn’t help but be curious if it was him genuinely joking around or if it was a front for having to be around such a scary lady all the time.
‘Then again he married her, so who’s to say who’s more out of their mind there.’
Doing my best to ignore the antics, I stepped out of my office (the door not creaking any more , I couldn’t help but notice), and stood by the wall. “Well I don’t want to interrupt too so I might as well be on my merry way!”
My not-at-all-shaky excuse given, I turned to walk away, but was stopped before I could take a single step.
“Actually Director,” Battery said, causing me to freeze in place and silently bemoan my luck. “If you’re here we do have something to speak to you about.”
For once she didn’t seem to hate my very existence, but instead was talking to me semi-professionally, if you didn’t count the overtones of ‘I really don’t want to be here right now’ going on in her voice.
Still, regardless of her politeness, I still really needed to go. “Well I was leaving to go to the restroom actually so why don’t you wait here for me afterwards.”
I was still feeling the pressing need to leave, so without waiting for a response I began walking off.
“Don’t forget to be careful~” Assault called after me, but I didn’t respond, not wanting to wait any longer than I already was, and instead just kept walking down the hall.
I was reeling a little bit from the realization that I was now guaranteed to have the both in my office afterwards, Battery especially, but I had my priorities.
‘The things you do to get out of there…’
My misery took a nosedive however once I came across the door I’d been searching for: The Executive Bathroom.
Well, not the Executive bathroom really given we didn’t have executives. We did have a Director, and a Deputy Director, and the head of the Protectorate, and-
That aside, it was a special bathroom that required a high enough level pass to get into, one of the perks that the original founders of the building must’ve wanted in.
All-in-all, it was basically a semi-private bathroom and probably one of the better perks of having been pushed into the big chair. Right then I couldn’t want anything more though.
Punching in my code I opened the door and beheld the space. A decently-sized unisex bathroom, maybe twice as large as any public one that I’d ever seen, the tiling and coloring was an orange-ish brown with black trim on the baseboards and the counter that gave it a somewhat fancy feel, though not overly so given this is a government building after all.
It kind of reminded me of a really nice airport bathroom, if not as huge as those.
Hell, it was nicer than the one at my house.
Regardless I stepped inside and moved to grab one of the paper towels before heading over to the toilet (also a surprisingly nice one, and not in the “we put a stupid fuzzy cover on the seat” kind of way either), to finally go.
I couldn’t help but sigh in relief as I finally was able to go to the damn bathroom, and for a few long moments I was able to not worry about any capes, woman or not, and the stress of the chair.
I could simply be Alexander Murphy.
Then of course it ended and I shook myself clean before taking extra care to clean up with the paper towel.
Time had taught me that even with the ancient tradition of the Cleaning Shake, the devil looked down on humans by not letting men get away with only such a thing. Not every time, but enough that it would always catch us off guard.
However the good lord also gave us paper towels with which to combat this act of his, so that with careful planning no man would have to suffer the indignity of waiting in line for food only to be laughed at by the evil that is feeling no, it didn’t matter that you shook, you still could feel that damn wetness in your pants and feel embarrassed by it, even though I tried extra hard that time and had to look the lady in the eye as-
My thoughts were cut off as I heard the door’s lock click open. There were only a handful of people who had access to this bathroom. Still, that list wasn’t running through my head, just the panic of being seen like this.
“Occupied!” I yelled out while hurriedly trying to finish up, though thankfully the heavy door shut just a few seconds later.
I let out a breath of relief, feeling a bit happy that I didn’t have to make eye contact with whoever accidentally tried coming in. I guess they missed the little ‘Occupied’ sign on the handle, but either way I wouldn’t have to suffer the awkwardness of seeing them afterwards and could instead-
“Director.”
The voice, so clear behind me even as it bounced off the walls of this small room, made my heart quicken with shock and anxiety.
Especially given that it was Battery’s voice.
She was standing right by the door, leaning against it with one shoulder as her arms were crossed beneath her chest, a harsh glare on her face as she looked-
“I didn’t realize you’d want to start immediately,” She said in a tone that tried to be dry, but that I could tell was actually just about livid .
A tone that was spoken as she looked right at my dick.
I blinked in surprise once, then twice, before looking down to see that, in my shock, I’d jumped around and had my penis hanging out in the open air, for everyone to see.
Well, really just for Battery to see, but that wasn’t much better in my eyes.
Letting out a yelp of surprise, I moved my hands over to cover myself. “B-Battery! Did you not see the occupied sign!” I whispered through clenched teeth, more than a little startled by everything going on here. “You can’t just-”
My words died as I watched the girl before me starting to undo her costume’s belt and place it on the counter beside her before shimmying her tight leggings down her thighs.
“I just did as you requested, alright?” She grumbled as she continued stripping herself of the leggings, and even with her legs pretty closed I still had a clear view of her partly-opened lips and the pink folds that contrasted with her skin.
“Y-You, I-” I tried to say, tried to ask her something , but my brain was feeling pretty shot between being caught almost literally with my pants down, and then returning the favor.
It was a lot to process for a man is what I’m saying, even after everything else.
“So where’s the lube?” She asked with a raised eyebrow, as if it was just an expected little thing for me to bring into the bathroom, as if she wasn’t stripping before my very eyes and it wasn’t very fucking distracting .
“There… Isn’t any?” I said, feeling more than a little hesitant in doing so.
My hesitation was vindicated when she paused in her stripping, the leggings around her knees as her scowl deepened and she growled out a “Typical.” Then she sighed, rubbing her head with her hands. “I suppose it only makes sense that you wouldn’t want to skip anything…”
Before I could try and clarify what she was even talking about though, she directed a hand to the sink. “Wash your hands first. I won’t cross that line.”
For once I found myself quite agreeing with her and just nodded, walking over to the counter while keeping one sink between us as I began to clean.
‘I don’t really know what she’s trying to do here though,’ I thought, glancing at her to see her impatiently watching me. ‘But I have a suspicion…’
This has happened too many times for it to not be sexual after all… Even if I didn’t know how .
While I dried off my hands I couldn’t help but stare as her leggings went down further still, revealing more of the smooth and creamy extent of her legs before she finally stepped out of them, leaving her costume mostly intact but still missing such a key component as her bottoms were entirely left bare.
Not even a pair of panties, it seemed.
“At the very least you can give me the courtesy of being warmed up first,” She said as she tossed the leggings onto the counter near her belt, before hopping up, one leg propped up on it in an arch as the other one half-dangled off the edge, fully facing me with her bare and open crotch.
Without any further provocation she reached down between her legs, a dark blush forming on her cheeks as her fingers started to gently push and rub against the pink lips that sat there.
“G-Go ahead and do as you please, Director,” She said, the harshness of her tone considerably toned down by the undeniable note of pleasure within it. “You were a-already gonna do it anyway!”
She bit her lip and continued to rub herself, and I’ll freely admit that I continued watching for a good few seconds before her words registered in my head.
“I-You-” I started, before swallowing wetly as a small gasp escaped her and she rubbed a bit faster. “What am I doing again?”
A loud groan came from the woman, just as frustrated as it was aroused. “Don’t patronize me! You just want me to spell it out, don’t you?” Battery retorted testily, and even as a quick little noise of pleasure came from her lips she quickly regained her stride. “If we’re gonna do anything in here I’ve got to get wet first!”
Suddenly the picture of events that were to come sprung into my head, and for one single moment I wondered if that was how Thinker powers worked.
Then Battery slid two fingers into her pussy with a very audible moan and suddenly I wasn’t feeling very concerned with parahuman power ratings.
“Y-You just want me to degrade myself, huh?” She asked rather curtly, or at least I thought it was through the sounds of pleasure that framed the words. “To get a show of me getting ready for you, like-Mmmgh!” She moaned again, louder this time and accompanied by a twitching of her dangling leg, before continuing. “Like I’m yours?”
My penis was stiff as could be in the air, twitching along with her leg as I watched her continue to pump her fingers inside of her a bit quicker, the light moans and slick squelches reverberating quite clearly off the bathroom’s walls.
Battery’s eyes closed as her free hand came up to her chest, cupping the modest mound as another moan escaped her, deeper and louder than any other, before she seemed to remember where she was and scowled harshly at me. “Are you happy now?”
“Yes,” I blurted out, so taken in that I didn’t realize what I’d said until it was already out, by which point I froze and stared at her with no small amount of trepidation.
A very odd emotion to feel when coupled with ‘intense arousal’.
“Well I can definitely see it,” She said, her hand coming free from her breast to very clearly motion to my still-displayed crotch. “But I think that’s enough of a show for you.”
Her fingers were pulled from her crotch, a long and clear but still oh-so visible string of juices threaded between the glistening digits and her moist mound as she spread herself a bit wider. “Just-Get over here so we can get back to our jobs .”
She nearly spat out the final word like it was an insult, but I decided that discretion was the better part of valor and simply nodded, moving over to Battery as she turned to face me, her back against the wall as her hips were just shy of dangling from the counter’s edge.
All in all, while I wasn’t certain what had brought us here, I wasn’t entirely averse to… Well, all of this.
Battery’s fingers moved over to spread her pink lips even wider than before, giving me a clear view of her slickened insides as it drooled onto the floor below.
My libido was firmly in charge now, though admittedly egged on a bit more by how terse the woman seemed, which came together to decide that, if I was going to die by her hand here, I might as well die during or right after having had sex.
With that doubtlessly morbid thought (that I decided to push to the side for the sake of my sanity), I stepped in-between the cape’s spread legs, my cock stiff in the air, but before I could do anything the woman reached down and ensared it in her tight grip and all but pulled me right to her entrance.
Something about that move brought me back to my senses as I looked back up at the brunette’s face, her scowling eyes looking down below. “H-Hey, are you sure you’re okay with this?”
She froze, her eyes flickering up to mine, searching for a few long moments. “Better than the alternative,” She said in a clipped, cold tone, but before I could ask what she even meant by that she was pulling me forwards.
My head slipped right in-between her soaked lips, getting just a bit tighter as she squeezed around it.
I heard a gasp but wasn’t sure if it came from me or her, and didn’t have time to think of it much more before those slender legs wrapped around my waist, showing the power in them as they pulled me further forward.
In an instant I was pushed most of the way inside of her, a sharp hiss escaping Battery’s clenched teeth while she spasmed around me.
“Fuck!” She hissed softly before glaring at me again. “You’re not only such a dick but you have to have this stupidly big one too!”
I blinked in surprise, taken aback fully by the loaded statement. “I-Uh, thanks?” I said, my words strained from the continued squeezing around my shaft.
The same squeezing that not only felt more than quite good to me, but also reminded my startled mind that I was still within a hot and wet hole. Almost on instinct I pushed my hips forwards, sinking the last bit into her as our hips pressed into one another.
“Haah~” She moaned aloud, my own voice joining her in echoing off the walls as I rested fully within her, walls spasming as her legs squeezed my waist even tighter.
Combined with the way she bit her lip as she seemed to adjust to my length, I couldn’t help but find the woman more hot than scary in that moment, no doubt helped by the snug feel of her pussy.
My thoughts were pushed aside by the feeling of her legs squeezing around me even tighter, hurting just a bit, as she stared into my eyes with a harsh glare, made a bit less intense by her crimson cheeks. “H-Hurry up already!”
Her harried words spurred me on as I just nodded, not trusting my words to keep me in her (relatively) good books, and instead pulled my hips back. My cock scraped against her clenched walls, the soft flesh feeling wonderful around my length, especially as it caused Battery to let out another pleased gasp.
Once I was maybe a third of the way out I pushed back into her with one smooth shove, my whole body twitching as my sensitive rod was so quickly and thoroughly encompassed by those warm walls.
I continued on, my slow but intense pace not helping my lust too much but feeling good all the same, and Battery gave a lovely little sign of her pleasure with one.
At least until she ended up letting out a frustrated growl. “Why aren’t you-Aahn! Why aren’t you hurrying!” She asked through clenched teeth.
I bit back a whimper, the fear really not helping me much here in… any way, honestly. “I-Your legs are really strong!”
She blinked, obviously taken aback by my statement as she looked down to where her legs were still looped terribly tightly around my waist.
“I-It’s not!” She yelled back, though this time I couldn't help but notice that she seemed just as embarrassed as she was angry, and her grip slackened nonetheless.
Still, I wasn’t dumb enough to try and point any of that out, not here or anywhere else.
But now that I wasn’t nearly as encumbered, I was able to slide more of my hips out this time, getting more than half of my cock out in just a few seconds before thrusting back in, the walls reverberating the wet slap of the impact back into my ears.
Joining it was Battery’s strangled squeak, her eyes wide even as I quickened my pace, already pulling back to continue this illicit affair.
My hips rocked back and forth, growing just a bit faster with each pass, leaving my dick tingling delightfully as the slickened walls clung to it every time to no avail, but feeling fantastic all the same.
“I-I’m not into you at all!” She shouted, her words being punctuated with a frankly obscene moan as I slammed back into her hips, one that didn’t sell the argument fully with me.
Though I wasn’t inclined to argue and kept silent, merely trying to enjoy the feeling of her without making her mad.
But I couldn’t keep myself fully silent, as little strangled squeaks and moans were slipping through my lips too, and when I slid back into her pussy at an odd but intense angle, I couldn’t help but hiss out “Oooh you feel nice~”
It was a few seconds before I realized what I said, still hilted within her as fear battled my arousal, only exacerbated by the woman’s almost scandalized expression.
“I- Thank y-” She started to say, tripping over her own words before her jaw shut with an audible ‘Clack!’ , followed by a muffled scream as she bit her lip. “You just go faster!”
I took Battery’s words in earnest and, while nodding feverishly, I did just that, my hips moving faster and faster, each thrust growing rougher as the squelching of our sex grew louder.
Both of our moans were mingling in with one another as my cock continued sawing back and forth inside of her tight confines, desperately trying to reach my release for lust, for fear, for all sorts of reasons that I could not properly communicate right then.
And then I felt the woman’s arms reach out and take my neck in a strong grip. Not as strong as her legs but it didn’t need to be for her to pull my head in and plant it right into her chest.
Even through the shock I was turned on enough to only stop for a second before pushing myself that little bit more, able to feel each of her moans reverberate through her chest as much as I felt them on my ears.
“C-C’mon!” She roughly pleaded, a note of anger still in her voice even past the lust. “Cum already! You’re-Oooh! You’re getting close, so cum!”
Her words ended in a pleasure-filled scream, and I felt it within my head just a moment before I felt her pussy clamp down around me like a vice, holding me in her so tightly that it almost ached.
But then her walls started to convulse, frantically, wildly, and the reverberations through my already strained member sent me over the edge.
My balls tightened up and I could feel as cum sprayed out of me into her pussy, her scream going up another octave the moment it did. The thick and hot seed pooling within her already tight confines, able to be felt as it came out and around my cock plugging up her hole as more and more was spurted out.
It was quite a blissful feeling, the lust and cacophony both allowing me only to focus on the pleasure, on the way I was filling her up, the way the semen was pushed inside of her.
But I did start to come down eventually, the haze of my thoughts clearing as I panted heavily against the soft pillow of Battery’s breasts.
That realization made me pause, as through the… Well, through the fucking I had been too occupied to really consider where I was and so, carefully, I moved my head up to take stock of the woman who was currently wrapped around me in more than one sense of the word.
But what I saw was a far cry from the angry, nearly hostile cape that I’d seen from her so far. Instead her eyes were unfocused through her domino mask, sweat glistening on her skin and brown hair sticking to her temples in spots as her mouth sat wide and open, taking in constant deep breaths.
And while I’d have never said it aloud, for a moment I could’ve sworn I saw her lips curling into a smile at the edges.
I wouldn’t lie and say that I didn’t feel immensely proud of myself while looking at her for a few moments… At least before I remembered the fear that she regularly instilled in me and wisely schooled my features to not let it show too much.
A quick clenching of her pussy around my cock made that all the harder however, especially so as I felt the sticky seed shift around my length with the motion.
Deciding to play things safe where I could, I decided to try and pull out of her while the going was good, and slowly slid myself from her pussy that, while still rather tight, wasn’t ridiculously so as when I was cumming.
Unfortunately I was barely able to get out at all before her legs snapped around my waist like a bear trap, leaving me stuck right there as Battery blinked, her gaze coming back into focus.
For what felt like a whole minute I stared up at the woman who was regaining her senses, weighing the consequences of all of this, what had brought me into it, and how we normally interacted with one another.
Eventually, for some reason that I couldn’t quite place then or later on, I decided to poke the bear.
“I-I can’t really move again with the… the legs…” I said awkwardly.
My words ended up pulling her all the way back in, and her cheeks grew even brighter as her eyes widened when she met my own.
She growled again, holding me tighter with her legs, and for a moment I was very concerned about the state of my mortality and whether it would be the same within the next thirty seconds.
But then, through a heated glare and gritted teeth that were in stark contrast to her messy face, she spoke in a hissing whisper. “You-I can’t… Of course you’re even making a mess of this…” She eventually said with a heavy sigh, though I noticed her cheeks darkening a bit as she looked to the side somewhat awkwardly.
Regardless I quickly felt as her legs let me out from their powerful hold and I took the chance to pull back. Battery’s pussy was still terribly tight however, even with how slick she was, and so I certainly felt every inch of the way.
I think Battery was too however, as I watched her face twitch and flush further as she slowly became emptier of me, even hearing a small, breathy moan that made my cock tense inside of her.
Soon enough though I was fully out, my cockhead slipping free only to let a thin trickle of the white cum slip out of her, clinging to her skin as it nonetheless slid down her crotch.
“Mmmgh~” She moaned, the sound muffled a bit as she bit her lip. “You-Aagh! You’ll need to go first… I’ll follow you after so we-Haah~ So we don’t leave at the same time.”
Looking the woman over, I watched as her legs continued to twitch with every one of the little noises she let out, her whole body shaking just a bit as she lounged heavily on the counter below her.
That-I certainly felt a little proud about that, but more than anything I just didn’t want to provoke her. So, after a few seconds of ogling the rather messy lady before me, I nodded. “Uh, sure.”
Using some of the paper towels I cleaned myself up and just made sure I was presentable since I knew that Missy and Assault at least would be back there and I don’t think I could afford to set either of them off, for any reason.
It was a bit slow going as I was distracted by both Battery’s constant glare, broken up by her admittedly frequent twitches and gasps of aftershocks, but while I was sorely tempted to simply observe her more, I also felt that I was already pushing my luck.
But even with my hand on the door I felt a bit awkward simply leaving her there in silence and so, after thinking for a few seconds, I looked back at her and said “So… Meet you back at the office then!”
The false cheer hid my awkwardness as best I could as I didn’t wait for a response, opening the door and quickly darting out of it.
The one or two people that were in the hall there probably didn’t notice anything, but just in case I steadfastly ignored them all as I made my way back over to the Director’s area.
The entire encounter played in my head as I walked, almost being able to feel the wet but tight feel of the woman’s pussy around my shaft even now, and I wondered if that meant I was normal or being ignorant of the possible danger.
I hadn’t come to a conclusion as I nodded to Missy and opened my office door where, sure enough, Assault was there perusing one of the shelves which really only had my semi-worthless diploma and a few little knick knacks I thought looked nice.
The man heard me as I was shutting the door and turned to paint a bright, white smile on his face. “Hey Director! Glad to see you weren’t taken by the porcelain evil!”
Nodding, I made my way behind my desk, but the man seemed to take that as a sign to continue on as he sat down in one of the chairs. “We gotta wait for Puppy now since she headed off just a bit after you did… But I can always just give you mine first if you want.”
I couldn’t help but feel a little guilty as he mentioned the woman’s absence, knowing exactly where she was and what she’d been doing. Still I tried to shake that free from my head since that was all her and her special brand of crazy.
‘Murphy’s hands are free of this situation… Even if my dick really isn’t.’
Holding back a wince at that thought, I opened my mouth to respond to him when the door clicked open, the pair of us watching to see as the woman in question walked through that door.
I was a bit taken aback at how much she’d cleaned up, looking rather prim other than a few stray hairs on her head as she took her seat beside Assault.
“Honey Bunny! You’re late!” The man said, a wide grin on his face that told me he expected the glower the woman gave him not a moment later.
“Apologies, Director. I simply needed to… Take a minute to myself,” She said calmly, though I caught the way her eyes flicked down for just a moment, no doubt to where my crotch was hidden behind wood and cloth alike.
‘I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not… Knowing Battery though, I shouldn’t expect anything… nice.’