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"So essentially your plan is to continually grope me in front of your old man?" Zoro's face grew warmer with each word, especially as his boyfriend's lecherous smile grew.
"Yup." the blonde purred, popping the 'p'.
"And you can't just tell him you're bisexual?" he asked weakly, fruitlessly trying to make the other see reason. Zoro wasn't a bashful person, but even he had his limits.
"I will be telling him." Sanji simpered, raising a finger and wagging it in his face. "I'll just be doing it while I grope you. Think of it as me explaining all the reasons I love you."
Zoro rolled his eyes, blush not abating--though he doubted it would for a while. He crossed his arms in mock anger and resolutely looked away, forcing his body to stay still even as graceful fingers ran down his sides. "And here I thought you loved me for more than my body."
Sanji's laugh was so pure and full of affections it instantly refuted the half-hearted claim with ease.