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Quackity: Wait
Finn: no
Quackity: shut up
Dream: MCC WAS RIGGED
Sapnap: MCC WAS RIGGED
George: MCC WAS RIGGED
Quackity: ok so
Quackity: wait
Quackity: no it wasn’t. scott is too sexy to rig it
Finn: literally
Finn: anyways continue
Quackity: I thought you didn’t want me to
Finn: well now I do
Quackity: loser
Quackity: ok
Quackity: soo why did I just realize that we can change our group chat names??
Antfrost: you just realized that??
Antfrost: I’ve changed mine a few times without anyone noticing
Jack: yeah same
Emma: I’ve noticed
Jack: (niki omg she noticed me!)
Emma: well I only noticed ant’s name change
Jack: (nvm)
Nihachu: (lol)
George: yeah I changed mine too like twice and no one said anything
George: ALSO MCC WAS FUCKING RIGGED
Quackity: well are we gonna change our names or what
Boomer: no
Boomer: I’m in charge here
Quackity changed their name to Quack
Boomer: well nvm then
Karl: that’s so boring
Quack: shut up
BBH: I think it’s cute
Quack: not as cute as you sugarplum muffin fuck 🥰
Corpse: LANGUAGE
Corpse: I agree tho
Corpse: bad is cute asf
Quack: literally
Skeppy: 😧😡🤬
Foolish: hm emojis might be good for you Skeppy
BBH: language?
BBH: also thanks
Corpse: you’re welcome cutie 😊
Quack: yeah yw hottie. I’ll let you and that nice piece of ass do anything to me
Skeppy: 🤨👎
Foolish: I agree
Corpse: I feel like bad has better tits than an ass
Emma: agreed!!
Jack: 😞
Skeppy: 😢
Sykkuno: 😔
Foolish: sad days for the boys ig
Quack: so is anyone else gonna change their name??
Boomer: no that’s way too confusing
Tommy changed their name to BIG MAN
Cyberonix: at least you’ll know who Tommy is tho
BIG MAN: HELL YEAHHH
Tubbo: I ungrounded myself. now I’m grounded again because I don’t like the real world.
Cyberonix: I don’t like the real world either Tubbo
Boomer changed Quack’s name to Quackity
Boomer changed BIG MAN’s name to Tommy
Boomer: I SAID NO MY LITTLE CHICKENS
Velvet: I thought I was ur little chicken 😢
Tommy: well ok then 😐
Tubbo: TOMMY USED AN EMOJI
Tubbo: I REPEAT TOMMY USED AN EMOJI
Technoblade: Tommy uses so many emojis in the family group chat
Sniff: he does
Tubbo: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
Sniff: THEY ACCIDENTALLY ADDED ME AND NEVER REMOVED ME
Philza: you’re practically family now
Sniff: aww my heart thx Phil 🥲
Tommy: I WILL BEAT YOU UP
Sniff: AND I WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES OFF
Wilbur: I’m scared
Wilbur: Philll
Hannah: alr cheer tonight
Hannah: we’re practicing more because the football team will hopefully be better this year
Punz: we weren’t THAT bad last time
Boomer: no we fucking sucked
Sapnap: no YOU sucked
Gumi: ALL OF YOU GUYS SUCKED
Purpled: well dw because I’ll be there this year
Sapnap: ALSO TRYOUTS ARE TOMORROW BOYS
Emma: May I try out?
Jack: (god that is so hot)
Ranboo: (who are you talking to?)
Sapnap: hell yeah emma we need someone actually good this year and not boomer
Sapnap: 😎
Foolish: I’m excited to do football this year so sam can cheer me on
Ponk: and I’ll be there too,,, just in the stands,,, not doing anything,,, because Oogway is better than any sport ever
Callahan: true
Karl: HE SPEAKS
Karl: also football sucks
Skeppy: 🏈 👎
Foolish: thank you for elaborating in emoji
Dream: karl you play chess
Karl: and??
Dream: nvm I don’t feel like arguing rn
Dream: wheres george
Tommy: DNF
Tommy: DNF
BBH: what’s dnf
Antfrost: it’s almost as good as skephalo
BBH: ohhh
BBH: wut
Skeppy: ??!!?!?!?
Foolish: ooh a variety of emotion is seen by skeppy
Gumi: skephalo is the best ship
Tommy: BBH
Tommy: BBH
BBH: what muffinhead
Tommy: is that a slur?
BBH: NO
Tommy: ANYWAYS
Tommy: SKEPHALO OR DNF???
Tommy: YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE
BBH: UH SKEPHALO???? IS THAT A GOOD CHOICE
Dream: YEAHHHHH
Dream: wait
George: HELL YEAH
Dream: georgeeeee
Dream: my beloved
Tubbo: my beloved took the kids
Schlatt: STOP HAVING KIDS
Schlatt: also skephalo is cute
BBH: is it??
Skeppy: yeah
Foolish: WIAH YEAHHSHA
Boomer: y’all switch?
Corpse: so you guys know how Covid is like a thing or whatever??
Sykkuno: yeah. have I not been teaching you well enough 😂😂
Karl: oh god
Emma: someone tell him
Foolish: I can’t de-code those emojis sadly
Toast: don’t. it’ll ruin him
Corpse: anyways I talked BBH for the first time irl today
BBH: OH YEAH
BBH: you were so nice 💕
Skeppy: 😢😢
Foolish: don’t mind him
Corpse: oh yeah so were you
Copse: BUTTT
Tommy: BUTT MAN
Corpse: WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT BBH WAS SO BADASS
Corpse: IVE NEVER GOTTEN A CLOSE LOOK AT HIM UNTIL TODAY
Corpse: AND LIKE I SAW HIM TAKE A SIP OF WATER
Emma: Creep. Wow
BBH: uh
Corpse: AND WHEN HE TOOK HIS MASK OFF FOR THAT SPLIT SECOND
Corpse: HE HAD A TONGUE PIERCING?!,,!!,!,?!
Skeppy: WHAT?! THE FUCK
BBH: language
BBH: oh yeahhh I kinda forgot to tell everyone
BBH: I got it right after the sleepover
Karl: WHAT
Karl: THAT WAS ONLY A FEW DAYS AGO
BBH: yeah?
Skeppy: ASD U DOKDT TELL ANYONT
BBH: no I didn’t think it was all that important
Karl: DOEENT IT STILL HIRT!??!
BBH: oh yeah definitely
Emma: oh yeah those take forever to heal I heard
Corpse: DUDE THOSE ARE KILLER
BBH: yeah it definitely hurts a lot but I heard the pain will go away after a week
Spifey: stop acting all cool bad
Corpse: I look up to you BBH
George: never thought I’d hear anyone say that ever
Quackity: I feel like everyone secretly looks up to BBH tho
Spifey: nope I don’t
Skeppy: surjeee
Spifey: dude how’d you manage to muffin that up
Skeppy: I dotnt nkow
Skeppy: BBUT A TONFUE PEIRDEING
Foolish: WAIT EHAT
Gumi: THATS SO COOL
Tommy: I am just as cool
Ranboo: but are you TONGUE PIERCING cool
BBH: I didn’t mean to draw so much attention to myself because of this
Schlatt: YOURE IN HIGH SCHOOL????
BBH: yeah? I can do what I want
Tommy: HE IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL I AGREE GUMI
Skeppy: I’m comign oveuf rn tj maekk u heel ur tonje
BBH: skeppyyyy I don’t need that. I just need to wait a bit 😊
Skeppy: HWISOAHRJEEMYHEARTHURTSHESSOCUTE
Foolish: wow
Velvet: this is so gay
Velvet: super gay
Velvet: I’d know
Velvet: because I’m gay
Ant: ok loser
Velvet: EXCUSE YOU THAT IS HOMOPHOBIC
Gumi: Whatta weird relationship
Punz: not as weird as us
Gumi: gross