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A Partial Syllabus of Batman's Sex Ed Curriculum

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Batman has to give his underage partners sex ed. Since they'll encounter diverse sexual situations on the streets of Gotham and need to know when to intervene and when not to, Batman's sex ed curriculum is *slightly* more thorough than standard.

For clarification: this is *not* porn.

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  1. General information
    1. Biological aspects of sexual intercourse
    2. Emotional aspects of sexual intercourse
      1. Gender, sexuality, and romantic orientation
      2. Healthy, unhealthy, and abusive relationships
    3. Laws relating to sexual intercourse
  2. Civilian life
    1. You are a Wayne: people will want to take advantage of you
      1. Honeypots
      2. Drugged drinks
      3. Paternity claims
      4. Sex tapes
  3. Situations encountered on the job
    1. Sex workers
      1. How to speak to sex workers
    2. Human trafficking
    3. Rape vs. consensual sex (how to tell the difference as an observer)
      1. When is it useful vs. not useful to intervene
      2. How to document
      3. How to intervene helpfully
    4. Domestic abuse
      1. When is it useful vs. not useful to intervene
      2. How to document
      3. How to intervene helpfully
    5. Civilians will offer sex out of gratitude, and you will refuse
    6. Criminals will offer sex in exchange for freedom, and you will refuse
    7. Yes, sometimes surveillance involves surveilling intercourse, but you will act mature about it
    8. Pedophiles