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“The Johnaconda Society!” A wide-awake John Watson was pacing the bedroom. “Do I want to know why?”
”I was helping these women get over losing out on dating you!” Sherlock, naked, crossed his arms and glared at his boyfriend from their bed. “It was an act of kindness.”
”Seriously? That’s how you’re playing it?” John stalked to the bed. “I can’t fucking believe you.”
”You really did get around John! What was that quaint name? Three Continents Watson?” Sherlock glared back.
”Oh fuck me!”
”I would have had to get in line.”
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The Johnaconda Society is open to anyone who has dated John Watson, associate members are also welcome.
”Morning! I never actually “dated” John Watson but he was insanely jealous cause he thought I was going after Sherlock. I confess, I did play with him.” Irene
”I wish I had a pound note for every time I heard, “Im not gay!” No John, you’re bisexual! But you keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better!” Molly
”Morning all! I’m Paula. I knew John in med school. He dated everyone but I always thought it was an act and he actually had it bad for a guy in class who didn’t know he existed.”
”Poor John! Did anyone remain friends with him after it ended? We worked together so had to be cordial at least.” Sarah
”Never spoke to him again.” Jeanette
”I ran into him at the grocery. He was polite but seemed distracted. As I was leaving, I saw him with a tall, gorgeous man. Sherlock I presume?” Elizabeth
”Cheekbones to die for? Dark curly hair that is wasted on a man? That’s Sherlock!” Sarah
”I understand why anyone would want a threesome! Jesus! I would have done them in the parking area!” Elizabeth
”That’s them! God the dreams I’ve had!” Sarah
”Hi ladies!!! Miss me?” Sherlock
”Go away Sherlock! What do we have to do, use bug spray?” Sarah
”I’m tempted to send a nude picture of John and I but I’m nice. Wait, no I’m not! Let me find the perfect one!” SH
”God I dislike you!” Jeanette
”Is that anyway to speak to someone who is catering to your perversions?” SH
”Ah, here you go.....” SH