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"Grail-kun, Grail-kun!" Ritsuka Fujimaru whined to the Holy Grail.
"What is it, Fujimaru-kun?"
"I want to help Cú Chulainn raise his luck."
"You want to raise his E luck?"
"Yes, that's it!"
"You're hopeless, Fujimaru-kun," the Grail said with amusement.
From seemingly nowhere, a knife dropped from above and landed on the floor in front of Ritsuka.
TA-DA! BEHOLD, THE LUCK RAISING KIT!
"The luck raising kit? So this will work on Cú?"
"Nope," Grail-kun responded. "You should just kill him and contract with a Servant who's luck is higher. Might I suggest Queen Medb, or perhaps even King Gilgamesh."
"No wait, you're supposed to help me with Cú!"
The End