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"Okay," Stark said, "how about this: I get to bring Allison breakfast in bed, and you get to bring me breakfast in bed."
"And who'll be bringing me breakfast in bed?" Jack asked, even if he rather suspected he knew the answer to that, and it wasn't 'the Little Elves that live in a shoe under the bed'.
"I would be happy to perform this service for you, Sheriff Carter," SARAH chimed in, before Stark could say anything. "My research indicates that for people your age, engaging in sexual relations can be quite the drain on your energy. I would be happy to make you something special, only for today."
Stark smirked. "That's settled then."