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“Come, girls, we must prepare for the ritual,” said Athalie, walking up the steps of the manor.
Suddenly she was struck by lightning, killing her instantly.
“What the fuck,” said Silvia.
“Oops~” said God.
“Oh no~ Aunt Athalie is dead~” said Camille. “Oh well. Who gets to be matriarch now? Silvia? Avaline? Me?”
“Um... I dunno,” said Avaline. “Let’s slow down. My mom just died. I’m gonna need a minute to get over it.” Avaline took a deep breath. “Okay, I’m over it.”
“Great!” said Camille. “Oh by the way guys, now that that homophobic bitch is dead, I can tell you I’m gay!”
“Oh, congrats,” said Silvia.
“That explains... SO much,” said Avaline.
“I know some cool lesbians, I can set you up ;)” said Silvia.
And they all lived happily ever after.