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2021-03-28
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All my homies hate Athalie

Summary:

A crackfic

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

“Come, girls, we must prepare for the ritual,” said Athalie, walking up the steps of the manor.

Suddenly she was struck by lightning, killing her instantly.

“What the fuck,” said Silvia.

“Oops~” said God.

“Oh no~ Aunt Athalie is dead~” said Camille. “Oh well. Who gets to be matriarch now? Silvia? Avaline? Me?”

“Um... I dunno,” said Avaline. “Let’s slow down. My mom just died. I’m gonna need a minute to get over it.” Avaline took a deep breath. “Okay, I’m over it.”

“Great!” said Camille. “Oh by the way guys, now that that homophobic bitch is dead, I can tell you I’m gay!”

“Oh, congrats,” said Silvia.

“That explains... SO much,” said Avaline.

“I know some cool lesbians, I can set you up ;)” said Silvia.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Notes:

Is it a crime to write stupid crackfic for a fandom with only 8 works? I think it might be. My deepest apologies to whoever reads this.

No disrespect to the original story! I love it so much, I love how realistic all of the characters are, including Athalie, and the depiction of the cycle of abuse and trauma and the pro-recovery messaging and the gay content, it’s all *chef’s kiss*. But sometimes you just wanna murder a bitch ya know?